I'm having a female come over to my place tomorrow night, what are some good films we can yify and chill to?
That wallflower movie. Guaranteed to get you laid.
>>63970191
This. Do it, OP.
Watch something with a retarded male lead. Like actually rwtarded, gilbert grape style. It will make you look like brad pitt in comparison. She will suck your cock until 2016.
>>63970715
That wallflower movie still applies.
>>63970045
>good
>yifi
Why ruin a good film with a shit torrent?
>female coming over to yif
yeah, nah
>yifi
enjoy your gay sex
>>63970191
Need to know if this actually works.
>>63970045
>yify and chill
first mistake nigga, women hate poverty
Which movie you watch don't matter, if u guys really connect than you most likely wont even pay attention to the movie and fuuuuuuuug
ALL SEX IS RAPE
Mean girls
>>63970045
In the Realm Of the Senses
>>63970045
Her.
Scarjo's voice makes everyone want to fuck.
Whatever you do op, make sure she leaves her son at home.
>>63970045
Salvador
watch Seventh Seal and then call her a bitch
>>63973263
Worked for me. Movie is boring as fuck. All I remember is its about some kid nailing a couple of nerdy chicks or something. You can zone out of it at pretty much any time and it has semi-erotic undertones that are legit enough in the story not to be clearly pron.
We were drunk to though that helped
Remember to thank yifi after
>>63970045
Wes Anderson movies are a good call because they make simple bitches feel smarter than they are. If she's coming over to "watch a movie and chill" then she's already made up her mind on giving you the cat. The movie won't matter as long as it doesn't get too wild within the first 30 minutes, but it's a good idea to play something you've already seen.
>>63970045
>Asking a board full of autistic virgins for advise on pleasing women
Can see this going well
>>63970045
Qt tbqh familia
>>63973882
I'd imagine.
I actually liked it when I saw it, but I was a freshman then so of course I'd identify with it.
Damn, it really has been that long.
>>63970045
Any Wes Anderson movie. Girls eat that shit up.
>>63970045
havent seen that pic in a while.
why don't you just ask your Mom what she likes?
Apart from black cock
Cinema Paradiso. By the end of that movie she will throwing her panties at you.
The Thing
Irreversible
Stalker
>>63970045
Scott Pilgrim
>>63974303
Be the wallflower. BELIEVE.
>>63970045
American Gigolo
>>63974480
I don't have the conviction to believe in anything anymore
Nowadays I just listen to Cole Porter's "Anything Goes" while I stare into an unending abyss wondering where I went wrong.
>>63974204
This is true.
>>63973807
This
James Woods makes wonders
>>63974309
I've been trying to find the nudey version since he posted it
>>63970045
Miami Vice (2006)
chicks love it
Watch a movie you have no interest in
Date took me to see Frozen and I got so enthralled with the movie I didn't even bother trying to make out
Since then I haven't bothered with women because none will ever match my Elsa fu
>>63970045
Come and see, by Elem Klimov.
Great success.
>>63973577
This nigger is 15
Please read this. It's exactlyfor you
>>63970045
>yify and chill
hello reddit!
>>63970045
My Sassy Girl
>>63977303
I say this cuz it's cute for most of the movie then gets a romantic bomb at the end which'll get her wet.
Also nice that the main dude isn't a Greek god so fucking you won't feel like a compromise to her
>>63970045
irreversible
>>63970045
Anything by Wes Anderson.
Timbuktu.
>>63970045
something that looks patrician but its still enjoyable by normies... grand Hotel BUdapest maybe?
>>63973316
like women know what the fuck a computer is.
>>63974369
>Watched this movie with gf
>It is so boring she falls asleep
Good one
