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ITT: Characters who are literally you
Practically twins.
>>63964128
>>63964128
Literally me. Why am I so perfect, bros?
>>63964536
let me breed your twink asshole bby
>>63964128
Guys tell me I look like her a lot, and we're practically the same when it comes to personality.
Literally me. Except instead of being a sex addict, I'm addicted to jacking off.
I'm just like the Comedian from Watchmen.
I smoke, I drink, I almost raped a girl once, I love violence and I'm freakishly strong. I'm also a nihilist and I think this world is a fuckin' joke.
>>63964128
Your wife was killed and your little was thrown in a vat of acid over a drug feud?
I'm so sorry.
>>63965309
How do you know that was true, the CIA dude probably made it up.
>>63964391
RIP.
>>63964392
Bateman and Dennis Reynolds.
And not in the "he's just like me" way. I mean the insecure, superficial and thoroughly unpleasant side, not the charismatic, good looking, but twisted psychopath.
>>63965334
It's true if not the scene with the mexican boss would not have sense at all.
Also I said it before but Sicari 2 is listed in IMDb so maybe Del Toro will have a movie at his own about how Medellin Cartel Vs Mexican Cartel fights each other to death while CIA helps both sides in a blood orgy
>>63965307
Got your anus
>>63965334
There's always a reason why the "good" guys kill.
He wouldn't have killed the boss' family in front of him if not for a good reason (his little girl).
>>63965219
You do
>>63965219
you look like her a lot
i got old
>>63965556
SlutPlease be in London
>>63965631
It's ok. You were a one-hit wonder like Shelley Duvall, except more attractive.
>>63965667
No, sorry, though English accents are pretty hot.
>>63965230
addiction to masturbation iìs a great idea for a trilogy
>>63965754
Don Jon sequels when?
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a twisted sense of humor
>>63964128
Tall, muscular, handsome, has a large cock and white girls love me
L I T E R A L L Y M E
>>63965827
thing is he never made any jokes.
i never laughed during that whole film.
>>63965776
>>63965219
>>63965556
>>63965631
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>>63964623
Hey pal wanme jerkya off?
I am a mix of the Joker (the original Ledger Joker , not this imposter Jared Leto Joker), the Terminator, Dr. Strangelove and Superman.
Why?
I am ruthlessly intelligent. People fear me. Do they fear me as much as they misunderstand me? Who knows. I care not what the minions think, but I still must protect them from the battalions of capitalist oppressors who control the system. Sure, I could destroy this putrid society with ease if I wanted to, but I'd risk my identity if I did, and I cannot be discovered. Plus, I sense innocence and beauty in the oppressed class, and I will lead them in the revolution of this society to something better - so I cannot destroy it. It pains me that I must live this double-life, but I keep myself going with my wicked sense of humour.... Ha... sure, you might think I am reserved and quiet but really I have 100 one-liners which I could crush your pathetic chatter with instantly.
My style is eclectic and unique. People notice me. They know I am different, but they're too afraid to ever act on it. They cannot quite believe their gut feeling that they are looking at ..... a mad man.... or a saviour? I'm both. If I sense someone is catching onto my game, I'll make innocent contact with them and pretend to be a normie to disarm their suspicions. "How could I ever have believed he was The One?" they'll think to themselves afterwards. Ha ha..... fools.
>>63965857
You were arrested last Friday for allegedly beating your girlfriend?
There are grills on /tv/ or just men pretending?
Only about a foot taller. All the rest fits,
>mfw they pulled me back in
>>63965933
Weapons grade autism
>>63966191
>posting reddit letter media
wah?
Literally me
>>63965933
Haha nice
>>63965914
What does it mean?
>>63966353
you're a virgin manlet with one testicle who wants to be a painter?
>tfw when u look like Adam Driver and /tv/ absolutely shits all over him
>>63966106
Why wouldn't we be on /tv/?
Anyway, I'm pretty much Victoria. I look innocent and cute at first, but I can snap at any time, so you better watch yourself around me.
This is my T E S T I C L E literally
could snap at any moment and just beat somebody to a pulp who pisses me off even a little.
Faggots are afraid of me, I am exactly like the driver, although nobody has given me a chance to display my bottled up fury.
the guy naturally
>>63966106
Are there girls on /tv/?
yes
Is this a good thing?
well...
>>63964128
so youre a hitman from the medellin cartel that remains cool under very dangerous shootouts and does not hesitate about killing women and children. and you always arrive at the scene just in time to save the day. and you always talk real low and know just when to say the right thing to sound cool....get the fuck out you mega fag. youre delusional you idiot.
the guy from Swingers
>>63966106
More and more every day. It's almost 2016 people!
