How does Han keep winding up massively in debt? What in God's name does he keep blowing all his money on?
Hookers, whiskey, and gambling.
Reperations for lost padawans
Tentacle-rape monsters, apparently.
The two gangs literally said that he never completed the jobs he was financed to do.
Cocaine for Carrie Fisher
no matter how rich you are, people who are bad with money will always be bad with money
>>63953986
Having a galactic wide scanner running 24/7 so he can find the Falcon within minutes can't be cheap.
>>63953986
Who do you think bought the porn bucket cor Chewie's father?
Chewie... We're part-time.
>>63953986
Lottery tickets.
>>63953986
Chewie's hair extensions
>>63953986
he works part time
He's like a drug dealer, he probably just gets robbed and can't go to the cops
BBC to cuck chewie with
Didn't he change his name to get away from the pressure of being General Han Solo, who lost his son to the First Order? His real bank account must be loaded from pension funds and investments, but his assumed smuggler name started penniless.
>>63953986
>What in God's name does he keep blowing all his money on?
Pirate stuff. He's a scruffy nerf herder.
Wookiee shampoo
>>63953986
He's a Democrat.
>>63954807
hahahahaha! nice one!
>>63953986
Did they even explain how he lost the MF in the first place?
Who fucking cares?
No really, who fucking cares?
Does this actually matter you?
Do you need to make a dozen threads about it every single fucking day from when the film was released?
Who fucking cares?
>>63953986
Bait (Expendable crew) and Gigantic Correlian mining frigate with strengthen haul for caging exotic dangerous creatures?
>>63954034
Why do they keep hiring him?
>the whole reason Han took the Death Star job in the first place was to pay back his debt to Jabba
>for some reason he does not do this between IV and V
I can't be the only one who wondered about this
>>63953986
Alimony
>>63957709
Maybe nobody really cares but the point is to make babby mad
