So it is basically confirmed that luke is/taking orders from the weird sith snoke man right?
>>63948939
just stay alive for 2 more years and you will find out. I just hope I can survive for 4 years to watch the last movie.
>>63948982
then who the fuck is snoke?
why didnt vader/palpatine know him
dude looks like 300 years old
who is he?
>>63949112
I don't know
>>63949112
They can make up whatever lore they want now.
Maybe he was there with palpatine and vader alll along.
>>63949112
ever played kotor? or watched any of the other movies? Force ghosts are a thing you know
Snoke and Luke are just two sides of the same coin. Both are recruiting young individuals to their twisted warped religious cult to be weapons of war.
>>63949112
I like the theory that Snoke is Darth Plagueis
>>63948939
>My best dad Anakin Skywalker died to some Force Lightning 30 years ago. He's dead and gone.
>Tattoonie is his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a sand park.
>You don't have to be a Jedi to have it. My sister has it.
>My other best friend R2-D2 is fighting Imperials again. He's back in the repair shop for his SIXTEENTH time. Good luck with that one. I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of all the SHIT. I don't go out anymore, 'cuz I hate every motherfucker, and hate leads to suffering.
>30 years I wasted, sippin' drinks in the cantina, chit chattin' with fuckin' nerf herders. Now I stay in cave, like fucking Obi Wan. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
>I know what's going on, I searched my feelings. Thank god Mara Jade wasn't there to watch me in a glorified, tepid reboot of 'A New Hope.' She would have cucked me with the entire Kashyykian melonball team. She's a huge slut.
I live fr this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
There is no tr-
WHOOOOAH OH OHH OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH
>>63949959
Did he just do the white stripes anthem in text?
