>saw the new Mad Max
>saw the new Jurassic movie
>saw the new Star Wars
welp, I guess that's it, life from here on out is just one big boring nothing. I have nothing left to look forward to.
see ya on the flip side
consumer whore
>>63944131
who is this semen demon?
>>63944131
You don't want to see President Trump or WW3?
>>63944131
>NEW Mad Max
>NEW Jurassic
>NEW Star wars
It's fanfiction tier shit.
![3145367-tifa+lockhart+2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2MXBFjb.jpg "3145367-tifa+lockhart+2[1].jpg")
I only got one reason left to be honest with you
>>63944131
Maybe you should stop watching cash-in remakes and reboots.
>>63944328
nothing will recreate the magic of my youth, so why bother?
>>63944131
What about the new Rocky? It's called creed. Most of tv and the world likes it and it is actually good
>>63944499
"Creed" featured the most outrageous, egregious, controversial plot device I've seen in a movie this year.
The black male lead had a black female love interest.
Can you even imagine such a thing?!
>>63944392
You shouldn't be chasing feelings you had as a child. The reason we're flooded with these infantile movies is because of people like you who are stuck in perpetual state of arrested development who refuse to grow up and invest in more thoughtful and fulfilling activities. There is a magic in adulthood too if you would seek it.
>>63944131
Wow you're like the ultimate pleb
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>>63944669
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>63944669
>thoughtful and fulfilling activities
LIKE REPRODUCING AND RAISING YOUR SPAWN HAHAHAHAH THATS ALL THERE IS OUTSIDE OF ESCAPISM
>not watching Creed
lmao what a fag
>>63944892
Get a motorbike and feel the speed
>>63944940
Creed is a spin-off and therefore unnecessary
>>63944669
Why do you suppose literally nobody is interested in *growing up* anymore?
I just flipped through the 100 highest grossing films of all time and about 90 of them are rated PG-13, and you don't make a billion dollars solely by getting small children to drag their parents to theaters.
>>63945013
Jurassic World is a spin-off therefore unnecessary
>>63944562
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>>63944892
If that was true I wouldn't be on /tv/. There is nothing wrong with enjoying film but the problem is when you keep your brain stalled in low power mode so that the only films you can enjoy are those designed specifically for an age group that hasn't yet developed fully functional thought.
>>63944562
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see ya tomorrow.
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>>63944562
not going to watch because of this
though I heard he does zero training and beats the champ with zero effort like rey lol
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>>63945184
The fuck are you doing samefag
>>63944562
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>>63945283
ONE POST COULD NOT CONTAIN MY SURPRISE AND SATISFACTION, PLEBIAN!?
>>63944131
but anon there are still lots of things to look forward to
GET HOYPPPPPP
>>63945826
yikes
>>63945826
>only Civil War looks watchable on that entire list
fuck me, 2016 is gonna suck
>>63945826
Considering current trends...
>>63944131
You saw the same movie three times?
>>63944285
>voice acting
>removing the gay shit from the crossdressing part
>episodic release
>ffxv style gameplay
you might as well just end it, if the remake is all you have to live for
>>63945826
>people will eat this schlock up
fuck super heroes. Fuck them. They've done nothing good for pop culture
>Frozen 2 not until 2019
If only I had one of those Adam Sandler remotes so I can skip to that and then just fast forward to my death
>>63945275
nope. it's a solid film. same old formula but what do you expect from a rocky film.
