I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky space movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>63936750
Nice blog, prequelfag.
Sage
Is this the new ebin copypasta?
holy shit that was autistic, thanks for the laugh
HIDE SAGE REPORT
wew lad
>>63936750
Good
>tfw I can still enjoy going to the movies
same i can't believe anyone could like this trash
in the theater people were applauding and wooping this terrible rehash cashgrab. I was visibly shaking and on verge of tears by the last 20 minutes of the film, i felt like screaming and pulling my hair out but i was just muttering "this is reddit, this is memes, this is videogames, this is memes" under my breath.
>>63936847
Nah I'm sure I've seen it at least once before.
I have about as much respect for Cuck Wars as I do for the dog shit on my shoe.
It is Reddit, it is capeshit, it is cheeto dust, it is video games. It's nothing more than meme's enjoyed by simplistic pledditors. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the capeshit redditory Reddit show that is The Force Awakens.
I'm literally screaming, slamming my arms on my desk right now just thinking about it.
>thinking about a website when you're out watching a movie in theaters
>>63936750
That is the gayest thing I've read on this board.
>>63936750
congratulations autist. you let a Japanese image board ruin the enjoyment of a star wars flick for you. form your own opinions. it's fucking star wars, not a serious award winning film.
>>63936750
Your blogpost and opinion are greatly appreciated here, thank you.
>>63937007
I know, that's why I was calling it a copypasta
>>63937069
yeah because you only just got here
My thoughts exactly. they turned star wars into marvel with this new movie
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise (the entire character of Groot)
"thats not how the force works!" "chewie we're home!" "TRAITORxD!" "do you have a boyfriend?" "droid please"
4chan humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME
Fuck off. The movie was awesome
>A Black man
>A White woman
>A Mexican
Humanity is getting good again. Based JJ
>>63937203
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/stormblr%20/filename/1/
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/%2Fpol%2Fkold/filename/1/
LOL
dont know how anyone could like this pile of shite
i really was anxious in my seat, i couldn't sit still i was bored out of my mind, people clapping every 5 minutes in coordination for nothing,
i had enough i was already spoiled 1st day it was out so i got up halfway through the movie shouted out "HAN DIES!" and walked out, what a piece of shitty liberal propaganda i'd rather watch attack of the clones in reverse than spend another second watching that reddit crap
>>63937266
Cringe to be honest pham
>>63937266
>Lol
Fuck off back to tumblr
>>63937162
"4chan humor"
i literally lol'd. That's just as bad as reddit humor. Form you own sense of humor you fucking autist. "4chan humor" is just another hive mind mentality.
>>63937203
>>63937266
holy shit, someone must have hurt his feelings
>>63937321
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63933206/#63935170
No doubt you pathetic /pol/ cross poster
>>63937407
>What kinda Monday evening you want pham
>Just socially disable my life up
>>63937266
>>63937407
>Literally stalking another male
WEW
>>63937554
>almost 1 am in bongistan
>hes online raceplaying and memeing
Go back to /pol/ already
unless you're admitting vpn :^)
>>63937373
Hello reddit
>all these fucking newshits
STAR WARS QUARANTINE BOARD NOW.
Why is all media propaganda now you ask?
Post-modern elites (aka cultural marxists and their "useful idiots" the SJWs) have an agenda that isn't simply to mix races or eliminate a race. Their point is to disrupt social cohesion and any form of hierarchical or traditional social structure that could supersede government's authority. Whether it be marriage, the nuclear family, religion, cultural identity (usually identified by race or nationality), etc. any that can compete or overrule the state and pulls away control of the people, must be destroyed to further grow its power and influence. There are different methods of doing this but takes a lot of time to study and explain the impact of several race/class based policies. If you ever watch Thomas Sowell you'll know he explains some of it.
Yes, different races /could/ get along together in a society but that is not what we see. Why is that? Well, aside from racial determinism, we see special interest groups promoting the idea of victimized or disenfranchised minorities. A natural growth between different groups are impeded and instead forced artificial interaction disrupts the norm. This is generally done for political advantages and a moral high-ground. This causes enmity between races or classes while providing a platform for these manipulators, through the old rhetoric of egalitarianism, to create programs that benefit themselves in the guise of "doing good" for the minority or downtrodden.
While, some people are indeed well meaning most of them aren't able to either recognize or cope with the fact that the ideas they push for are unsuccessful and even destructive (welfare, minimum wage, affirmative action etc.). Furthermore these people are continuously fed more rhetoric by the "elite" groups (businesspersons e.g. bankers, cartels, politicians and community leaders e.g. Jesse Jackson, BLM, Green Party) to continue pushing for these policies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs
>>63936750
I know that OP is shitposting, but I can bet that there are people who are really autistic enough to pay money to sit in a theater and really chant that shit to themselves for several hours straight
so i just re-watched the prequels and i have to say these actually get a lot of undeserved hate. you can tell there was love and craft put into these worlds. varied creatures, some of the most alien and beautiful worldbuilding i've ever seen. yeah the script is bad but holy shit these settings and designs are beautiful. these are a work of a man who cares deeply for star wars.
>phantom menace
character design - 10/10
world building - 10/10
plot - 7/10
>clone
character design - 9/10
world building - 10/10
plot - 5/10
>sith
character design - 10/10
world building - 10/10
plot - 7/10
i would rank them above TFA, below the OT.
>>63936750
I feel like this pasta would work better for Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>63938024
>Whether it be marriage, the nuclear family, religion, cultural identity (usually identified by race or nationality), etc.
this is a jewish agenda
>Yes, different races /could/ get along together in a society but that is not what we see. Why is that?
whites fostering racial hierarchies and oppression in the first place. you created this system you hypocritical faggots.
>natural growth
will never happen. whites like their status quo too much and accumulated headstart from other races' misery. you had your chance when other races first interacted with you but you chose oppression and exploitation.
>welfare - giving a chance to the poorest not to fucking die on the street. some successful had to be hobos at some point in their lives and had to rely on charity before getting to where they are.
>minimum wage - inflation had devalued the purchasing power of the dollar yet minimum wage has not proportionately kept up. stop sucking corporate dick and let them eat the cost instead of the people.
>affirmative action - white women benefit from affirmative action the most actually. while it works against asians.
>even destructive
is there any doubt that whites aren't sociopaths
>>63938429
>>63937007
then that's exactly what it is you dumb fucking redditor
>>63938024
Your entire post literally consists of manipulating racial issues to forward your own conservative political agenda
>>63936750
This too bee honest. Was literally a meme-movie.
>>63938429
>le only whites judge by a racial hierarchy
Might wanna read some history if it's not too taxing on your brain, nigger.
>>63936750
>spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..."
If your autism is what this board is then I will take Reddit every fucking time.
>>63939037
prejudice has always existed. but whites literally turned it into a global business.
>>63936750
you need to seriously consider how much the fear of reddit damages your life
>>63938709
>manipulating racial issues
Read the news today?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-trump-advantage-blue-collar-americans-article-1.2472949
“Particularly blue-collar men (code for white males) have had a lot of trouble in this new economy, where they are no longer getting the same bargain that they got when they were going to a factory and able to support their families on a single paycheck”
He also described his view of the anxiety on which Mr. Trump has capitalized, arguing that some voters who voice fears about his presidency and doubts about where Mr. Obama’s loyalties lie are reacting to the fact that he is the first black president.
“If you are referring to specific strains in the Republican Party that suggest that somehow I’m different, I’m Muslim, I’m disloyal to the country, etc. — which unfortunately is pretty far out there, and gets some traction in certain pockets of the Republican Party, and that have been articulated by some of their elected officials — what I’d say there is that that’s probably pretty specific to me, and who I am and my background,” Mr. Obama told Steve Inskeep, an NPR correspondent. “In some ways, I may represent change that worries them.”
Read the article.
He basically mocks white men ("blue collar") saying they are "mad" that they can't support their families anymore and that combined with racism leads them to support Trump.
Basically... suck it down c.ucks! Both parents will have to work to barely make it, you'll stay poor (and like it) and there's nothing you can do about it!
But if you TRY to do something about it... you will be labeled a RACIST
And that's exactly what you and the other "useful idiots" SJWs do... and are to dumb to realize you're only fucking yourself over as well.
>new economy (globalism benefiting the elite only)
>blue-collar men
>unable to support their families on a single paycheck
>I represent change that worries them
It was way to forced and fast. It's like if reddit opened up a chinese food place.
You've just eaten some weird shit your not sure if it is rodent,dog or cat meat but it was covered in that all too familiar sickly sweet sauce and your still hungry 5 minutes later .
>>63938252
>yeah the script was bad
As was the acting, the filmography, the editing and a slew of other issues. Sometimes the bait is too tempting.
>>63939278
Found the redditor.
>>63938429
>Without whites everyone gets along.... Say that to the thousands of African tribal bush wars, Massive Asian battles, and Perpetual combat of countless prehistoric peoples.
Just because your people were too primitive to develop writing and actually document their battles doesn't mean they didn't happen.
>Whites give aid to billions of people throughout the world. Invite millions of people into their countries at their own detriment. Yet they will always be the bad guys.
Wahh wahhh Whites aren't giving me enough welfare!
Waahh Wahh White people are sociopaths even though they are the only ones trying to help us!
To OP, overall the movie was just pandering and raking in nostalgia bucks. On it's own an ok movie, but it relied to heavily on the established franchise.
>>63939193
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/keyj.com/files/2012/06/laugh-pink-sherbert-photography.jpg
Look at this conspiratard faggot!
>>63939361
>instead of your race fighting yourselves before settling into an identity, have whites kill your people instead and rape your resources
haha
>welfare
one, they shit up things in the first place. two, you are incredibly naive if you don't think that aid money isn't used as political strings. the last time we withheld food aid to North Korea they tested a few rockets until we negotiated things and they got food back.
>>63939446
Obongo is saying what all SJWs say... if you disagree with me you're a poor dumb racist. You really don't get the irony do you, my brainwashed and c.ucked friend?
>>63936750
>if you liked it you're in the wrong place
Literally: if you don't think like I do, then you're wrong and should leave
>>63937373
>not greentexting for quotes
>lol'd
hi leddit
>>63939585
>Settling into an Identity..... Must take 30,000 years to develop simple stone tools. Never invent the wheel. As soon as these civilized wonders are removed or destroyed. Revert right back into the Tribal lifestyle.
How many more generations of illiterate hunter gatherers do you need before you admit that If left alone some people are genetic dead ends.
>Then as whites attempts to break you of your cannibalism, slavery, infanticide, and rape they are fought at every turn.
>As soon as whites or asians leave BAM right back into jungle mode.
Something tells me you must be from brown town because Asians would never be this stupid.
>North Koreans live in a hell of their own creation. Norks get a couple hundred million, while hundreds of billions have been poured into other areas with little to no effect.
At least the Koreans have some thoughts of tomorrow, they plan and build.
Unlike most of the welfare recipients. Dah man keepen meh duwn.
>>63936847
no, it started spreading back when guardians of the galaxy came out
>>63940218
there were african stone cities and inventions in case this was left out in your white version of history. hell even the "illiterate hunter gatherers" now had made some innovative stuff that catches silicon valley's eye now and then.
>break you of your cannibalism, slavery, infanticide, and rape they are fought at every turn.
I'm pretty sure they learned those things from whites. kek at believing it was all altruism. they fought because they were being subjugated at the bullshit of white man's burden.
this movie was really not very good
The reason this repost is so funny is that it's not far from the actual, unironic truth of how an average /pol/ shitposter reacts mentally to their triggers.
>>63936750
I had pretty much the same experience.
Once I finished my crab legs I really had no reason to stay any longer so me and my falcon left about halfway through the movie, hit the theater showers real quick, and then headed home.
>>63941078
this thread is the toppest kek
>>63937162
You're definitely a reddit exile if you believe there's a culture here and you're trying to fit in with it.
>>63941078
this flick - and i do mean flick - was so bad i sold my falcon to the pleb next to me who actually enjoyed this trash because i didnt want to be reminded of the Millennium Falcon whenever i sent him to fetch me my spaghetti
>>63937277
when the little girly soccer robot showed the middle finger to stupid cewtie black guy?
hehehe that was so funny...
I have to agree this is probably the most reddit movie I've ever seen.
>Do I go first or you xD
>CUTE robot awww :)
>Le untrained nig nog
>Chewy we're home! RAWR xD
>That's not how the force works!1! >:D
>Le epic edgy villain
I don't have anything bad to say about Rey she was great but other than her stand out performance it has every ingredient of a reddit movie.
>>63942297
>I don't have anything bad to say about Rey she was great
You're not fooling anyone Reddit.
>>63937203
There is no "mexico" in the star wars galaxy.
>>63936750
>I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
Are you autistic?
>>63936750
>I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
Man, I hate when plebs try to exploit gonzo hyperbole...
>>63937277
>i really was anxious in my seat, i couldn't sit still i was bored out of my mind, people clapping every 5 minutes in coordination for nothing,
Lay off the meth, you toothless, skinny, sweaty faggot.
I just read this and I spent the entire thread repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my computer for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>>Ayy board full of newfriends
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
My epilepsy is so bad, I was writhing around on the floor for 30 minutes, because epilepsy.
I really can't do action movies...I tend to stick to those Jap Youtube videos of their kitty cats playing...
>>63943430
I just read this and I spent the entire post repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my computer for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy post full of words
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>63943872
I just reddit this and I spent the entire meme repeating the meme "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my big guy.
I'm fucking reddit. I was meming around on the floor in front of my subreddit for the last 4U memes it was so bainful.
>Ayy meme full of meme
If you memed it your in reddit
>>63936988
I was suprised I was able to keep from REEEEEEEing.
>>63936988
Hi, OP? This is Star Trek, Into Darkness. Come with me.
hello?
