>>63926426
THEODORE KILLS DAVE
Did they cropped those chipmunks in paint holy shit
Did it make that back?
>>63926620
They've made 14 million so far
>>63926426
>Released the same day as a star wars movie
>>63926684
>Sorry Star Wars: The Force Awakens is all sold out. Would you like to see Alvin and the Chipmunks instead
Those were probably some poor bastard's last words.
>mfw plebs waited in line for hours to see Star Shit instead of seeing the superior movie on its opening day
>>63926439
>"Take off that sweater!"
>"What do you think you'll see?"
>"The body of muh chipmunk"
Boyz are baaack
What went wrong?
More like box office holocaust
>>63926426
How ever will Star Wars VII catch up?!
>>63926954
You mean what went amazingly well for everyone involved apart from the producer?
Worth every ruble.
>90 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
how
why
>>63926426
>coming out the same day as the new fucking star wars movie
>making another chipmunk movie in the first fucking place
>>63926426
Shit, and I thought it would get at least $25 million. I guess young kids decided on Star Wars instead.
JUST
>>63927877
Yeah, they want blood and nazis murdering billions
It made 14m domestic and will have legs over the holidays until panda comes out, it'll make money.
>>63926426
CGI is kind of expensive.
>Hubris
>that zoo scene where Dave gets tired of Alvin's bullshit and rapes him pornstar punishment style
didn't expect it
>>63928069
>that one scene where Dave tries to convert the chipmunks to Scientology but they think it sounds kind of fishy so Dave kills them and replaces them with normal chipmunks and his career dies
>>63926954
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DONT FORGET ABOUT ME GUYS
>>63928253
The cast is like the greek shoreline, buncha washed up nobodies
I gotta admit the fat green one is cute
>>63926684
star wars is pg-13
alvin and the c-munks is for young kids
>>63928253
>the amount of hope the production staff had for that film
>>63926954
This is one of the most retarded decisions I have ever seen
Why did they pour so much money into this shit? Why did they expect a fourth Alvin and the Chipmunks movie to make that much money? Why did they release on the same day as a new Star Wars movie? All of the producers should be fired
JUST
>>63928359
>Why did they release on the same day as a new Star Wars movie
They wanted the meme audience.
Seriously.
>>63928359
First one made a lot of money with a low budget
They wanted to steal a bunch of studio money, and they lied they'd make even more with a giant budget like this
Probably used logic like >>63928337 and it worked
>>63928349
I honestly think it failed harder than Alvin 4.
>>63928359
What if it was a ploy to never make anymore Alvin and the Chipmunks movies?
If they failed spectacularly, they could show the higher ups that "Hey, no one watches these movies, we should just quit making these."
They were smarter than we realized. All they wanted was a chance of freedom.
>>63928294
Right?
Alvin, as of this weekend, made back 15% of its budget.
The spoilered movie, on the other hand, made back only 1.7425% of its budget.
Let that sink in.
>>63928671
interesting..
>>63928742
>The spoilered movie, on the other hand, made back only 1.7425% of its budget.
What are you talking about? TFA made 119% of it's budget in the U.S. (assuming the budget for the movie was $200,000,000).
>>63928671
But then where did all that money go? Not like you can buy 89 million worth of coke in a day.
Probably one of those movies that was designed to fail for tax purposes.
>>63929018
Dude, just go check out the spoiler >>63928253
40Mil budget, only made 496K. 1.7425%. Ouch.
The director, even killed himself.
>>63929461
Oh, I thought by "spoilered movie" he was referring to the fact that there were a lot of Star Wars spoilers floating around when it opened. Stupid me.
>>63928359
Alvin movies usually kill at DVDs/Blu-Ray sales. Considering how little the marketing was for it, it'll probably make a little profit.
>>63929271
Everyone on set got to bring 2 friends as extras and they all got a cool 250k check in their pocket after 3 hours of shooting
My popcorn was drowning in butter, fangasm juice, and tears of joy in by far the best cinamatic expernce of the yearand possibly the best since The Dark Knight in terms of delivesing on experctations and blowing it out of the park. It took me back to my childhood in the 80s. Humorwas spot on.Great writting with witty lines! Thrilling adventure! Its great to see old friends back played by the same characters. Amazing effects! Amazing music! Cant wait for the download of the soundtrack to finish. the characters are so fleshed out and three dimensional. I feel like I was seriously riding along for the ride! Can't wait to go back for another viewing! Alvin and the chipmunks the Road Chip has it all! Why isn't anyone seeing it?
>>63928397
Don't tell me this is official.
>>63930018
It is
>>63926426
>>63928397
Fucking hell, that's bad photoshop. I've seen anons on here do better shops.
IT GETS BETTER! xD
>>63931164
What the shit
And I remember liking the first Ice Age movie. This is making me feel bad about it, fuck.
>>63931164
>July 2016
Hopefully they'll outsell Ghostbusters
>>63931164
How did he get a fucking space suit? Did zenu give it to him?
>sisters
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRvVjErN54U
>>63932279
He finds a spaceship frozen on all that ice.
