Who or what would he be?
Jubba the Hutt
Jabba Junior, obviously.
A Hutt, practical effects only ofc as per Abrams' creed
>>63919714
subway the hutt
Chub Chub Binks
The next Death Star
>>63919714
The new, new, NEW death star.
The physical embodiment of the force
He sucks in whole Subway stores and unleashes his energy on the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>63919714
>casted
>casted
>casted
![Dexter_Jettster_(Besalisk)_FF44[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kcXBtek.jpg "Dexter_Jettster_(Besalisk)_FF44[1].jpg")
>>63919714
Dex Junior
>>63919714
The sexy slave chained to a bigger Jabba
Subba Wei
>>63919763
kek this
DUDE the WEED
Porkins the second
>>63919749
>TFA
>Not CGI-filled
>>63919714
Dead.
A fat unfunny waste of carbon
>>63919714
death star 3
Dexter Jexter who now owns a 2010 style Subway resturant
A ham planet
>>63920432
lel
>>63920163
Lel
Chewbacca's left testicle
Kylo Ren as a teenager
>be fat and unathletic at the Jedi Academy
>gets teased by the other students
>gets pushed hard by Luke aince he's his own blood
>looks up how to build a lightsaber online
>meets Snoke in some to catch a predator message room
>'if you join me ill give you a cool nickname and no one will bully you'
>goes postal at the Academy for being teased
Ben Quadinaros
His big belly is his big face
Porkins Jr.
>>63920163
10/10
>>63919714
Jabba's fat brother.
>>63920366
>That's no moon...
>>63920208
It's heading that way but first we wait for Seth and franco.
For now he'll be a whiny white guy comic relief with nuggets of wisdom.
After seth/Franco then that's when DUDE WEED LMAO will hit.
>>63919736
>>63919745
ironically jabba was originally a fat white guy, their are scenes of him on youtube that were cut from ANH (and later added to the specal edition with him as a slug)
>>63919714
Boss Nass' descendant
>>63922356
kek
>Seth Porkins, a hotshot soldier in the resistance who has an unlikely friendship with Wedge's son (played by Channing Tatum)
>Admiral Akbar is played by Ice Cube
Hes so tan
>>63919736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG4W0LbIvW0.
>>63922518
The Force/10
The guy who ate Porkins.
