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Riddle me this batman: What's orange and purple but gay all over?
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Riddle me this batman:
What's orange and purple but gay all over?
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deez nuts
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Baltroc.
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Prince.
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>>63915773
>orange
The secondary color between red and yellow.
it's close to red, but not exactly there, a Republican candidate who isn't your typical run of the mil politician.
That gives us Trump, Carly Fiorina, and Ben Carson. We all know women aren't important enough to matter, and Ben Carson is black, but one of those three DOES have a yellow characteristic, the glorious blonde mane of Donald J. Trump.

>Purple
We know Trump is your target, but for what? A Bruise is purple, meaning you are literally going to hurt Trump, but NOT kill him, so what will you do?

>but
Double entendre for Butt, the butt of a gun is known as the: STOCK

you're going after his worth in the stock market, but how or when?

>GAY
G: 7 A: 1 Y: 25 - 10 = 15
Double entendre, everyone knows europeans are gay, so you're going after his heaviest investment in europe
take the previous math, it comes down to the european calender model equivalent to
January First 2015

Donald trump invested 36 million dollars in the Golf Irish Open.

You're going to attack the Irish Open to financial destabilize the Trump Campaign on the seventh of next month, once you do that, his attention will focus there and he will be more easily stumped in his upcoming presidential election.

Nice try, Hillary. See you there.
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>>63916178
Feminism.
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>>63916178
I-It can't b-be
C-CURSE YOU BATMAN!!!!
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>>63916178
holy shit this is beautiful
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>>63916178

Literally read this in Cumberbatches sherlock voice
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>>63916178
>>63916709
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>>63916178
G fuckin g
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>>63916178
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>>63915773
Straight justice
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>>63915773
>Orange
O

>Purple
P

>Gay

OP is gay
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>>63916178
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>>63916178
10/10
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>>63916178
My sides
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>>63915773
>>63916178
obvious samefaf
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