Did Phasma deserve to be treated like literal trash?
This shit pissed both me and my brother off. They hype her up as such an important figure in the First Order and then.Has one firing squad scene, some unimportant dialogue, literally ZERO action scenes and immediately gets ambushed without a fight and tossed in garbage to die on Namek blowing up. For fuck sake, they could have at least had Finn force her to take her helmet off so he could see her true face as he humiliated her (and so I could see Gwendie's beautiful face)
She probably also died when the star killer blew up.
>>63907190
Yes - she's a woman.
>they think she's dead
lol
>>63907190
No doubt.
>>63907256she escapes dipshit, she's literally a bobafett analogue with an upcoming fleshed out storyline instead of just saying 'oops he died in that sand vagina, lol'
this movie is all about references
shes coming back in the next movies dumbasses
>>63907256
>>63907278
>anons actually think she's dead
>>63907666
>>63907679
Is there even a point though?Why would the First Order keep the sole person responsible for lowering the shields instead of dying for her organization?
And it's not like she can join the good guys, she's done firing squads and shown nothing to prove she'd be accepted in the Rebels as anything except a traitor giving away intel.
>>63907817
how could they possibly know she did it?
I can't tell if its meant to be haha funny she'll be fine but later she'll look back on it with a laugh, or Han is remembering the sheer terror of walls closing in on him potentially crushing him to death while he gets jerked off by a tentacle monsters and is a super evil fuck
>>63907817
Because this is a blockbuster franchise. Logic and details are not what's important; story beats are.
>>63907881
Well they were planning to blow up the planet anyway so...
Why didn't she put in a fake code? Such as, "holy shit intruders are right here."
I wonder if they're selling much merch of her. I know that as a kid I wouldn't have wanted a toy of a character who did nothing and then disappeared, and as an adult I'm not interested in getting any of the expensive stuff of her for the same reason.
>we didn't get to see captain phasma grabbed by the wriggling tentacles of a dianoga and forced to wrestle with it as it pried open her armor, exposing her pale flesh to its filthy, writhing appendages
>we didn't get to see phasma, naked and defenseless, squirming and grunting in the clutches of the vile trash beast
>we didn't get to see phasma use almost superhuman strength and durability to overcome its ministrations, groaning as she fought back with every fiber of her being
>we didn't get to see the triumphant and climactic release as she finally killed the dianoga and crawled, nearly nude and completely satisfied, out of the trash compactor to a waiting escape shuttle
You failed, JJ.
So did she literally get crushed like what nearly happend to the orginal crew in the OT?
I thought the scene was okay, Ford had an actual pretty scary vibe to him while he was asking about the trash, like he's still traumatised by the experience and is having a cathartic moment.
>>63908087
>we didn't get to see Phasma grunt with each and every egg she pushes out of her anus the trash beast implanted in her
>>63908068
I wonder how much Disney relied on the emotional attachment to the characters from people liking the films to selling merchandise. How much do they lose if next movie only half as many people buy toys?
>>63908068
Tons of it.Someone came up with a mod to put a fleshlight in her biggest toy.And a lot of it still hasn't come out, so the movie kinda sabotaged the big merchandising push.
>>63908068
It's worse, before Return of the Jedi Boba Fett doesn't do much except escort Han Solo to his ship but at least he didn't actively fuck over his allies.
Even if he did do something that fucked the Empire, at least Boba was a bounty hunter and couldn't give a shit. Phasma is a commander and basically showed zero loyalty or willpower by immediately surrendering.
>>63908068
I guess kids will have to make up a story for her.
>>63908141
That's probably the rumored post-credits scene that they removed.
>>63908217
>Jew nerds bought Phasma in bulk thinking they could sell them for a profit
>she does nothing and dies a bitch snitch
>>63908245
I'm gonna make sure that in every action figure display I include her in, she's going to be dominating or otherwise molesting smaller characters. Luckily, she's huge enough to pull it off.
>>63908087
Fan art when?
>>63908120
I think when Rey pulls the fuse it will have opened the trash compactor access door and she'll have escaped to reappear in movie 2.
>>63908217
>Someone came up with a mod to put a fleshlight in her biggest toy.
you uh, got a link
http://thefwoosh.com/2015/09/hasbro-star-wars-the-force-awakens-black-series-captain-phasma
So, so sad.
>>63908068
>buying any toy except for TR-8R
I hope nobody really does this
>>63907904
Plasma is a ship villain, into the trash she goes.
>>63908470
>May 2016
No
I want it now
