The sooner you accept that Rey is a Palpatine, the better.
She's the daughter of Luke and Sheev because Luke and Sheev are the same person.
I could accept her being son of Sheev.
>>63906061
Nope she's a Dooku.
>>63906090
Sheev used his last midichlorians to shoot his jizz across the galaxy, it took 11 years to reach Jakku.
P E E V E D
If this is true it makes Rey's Mary Sue tenderness hilarious rather than annoying so I support this theory 110%
Sheev still being a boss from beyond the grave.
>>63906061
>Rey was born 11 years after sheevs death
Must be the force semen
>>63906124
kek
>>63906108
>son
>>63906114
Superior theory.
>>63906371
She could be his granddaughter, or his niece. We know literally nothing about Sheev's family, and as far as I know, all the information we have about his training under Plagueis is now Legends stuff.
>>63906221
>Rey's Mary Sue tenderness
*tendencies
>>63906061
What's wrong with her eye?
I hope Sheev's daughter/Rey's mother is a MILF who's just as pure evil and fun as the late, great Sheev (pbuh).
>>63907458
MILF is stretching it
>>63907606
GILF my bad.
>>63906061
In the EU Sheev had clones. What if this was a non growth accelerated female clone of himself? That would explain the powers and the fighting style.
>>63906061
What ifshe's a genetic clone of Sheev. They even mentioned cloning in the movies.
>>63906124
Too bad the biological parents left Rey there and went for aspin.
>>63907704
if Luke's clone are named Luuke and Luuuke, are Sheev's named Sheeev and Sheeeev and so forth?
shes akatarn
>>63906061
Sheev is definitely qter though no homo
>mfw Rey does a full-on Sheev spin in Episode VIII complete with AAAAUUURAAAGH
>OT was about redeeming the skywalker bloodline
>NT will be about redeeming the palpatine bloodline
P O T T E R Y
>>63908526
Assuming Snoke is Plagueis and Rey is Palpatine's heir:
>Big Bad of the OT is Sidious, who corrupted the main character's father
>Big Bad of the NT is Plagueis, who corrupted the main character's father
It makes sense.
>>63906061
this is the best idea i've heard so far and it would instantly redeem the Jew Wars reboot
>>63908526
>implying Sheev isn't Anakin's real father
>>63906221
>tenderness
kek
>you must accept your destiny, rey gon gin
