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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aRmmWX5XI
n-no...pls.....
>>63901451
>cuck admins deleting the thread even though it's tv related
FUCK YOU
>>63901451
was this some viral meme thing? not buying it
What is the audience for this shit? Horny old dudes?
H A R V E Y
>>63901451
why the fuck did the janny delete the old thread?
anyone save the tweets?
I wouldnt put it past old steve to have done this on purpose even without the runner up in on it
>>63902076
nah he's just a fucking retard and probably thought 1st runner up meant winner
Bunch of people just got ran over outside of Planet Hollywood. Woman and child in the car, supposedly.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/21038
so obviously a scripted sequence. you fags probably believe Kanye and swift was real too?
>that ugly flip
>miss universe
The janitor is probably columbian
>>63903028
dubs and this guys mom dies tonight
Publicity stunt. No one gives a fuck about Ms. Universe.
>>63901451
poor thing
>>63901451
bet he got a call from soros
>>63903193
>columbia
>>63901451
that 360 and pause like "damn, wtf am i gonna say" before he tells her.
Imagine if he fucked it up twice
>>63901451
>Muo productions
Is this guy black dr phil?
>>63903193
that profile pic
>terrible mistake
>>63903419
Best FF right there.
try topping THAT next year
Columbia was hotter, should've just ran with it and saved the embarrassment. Really it didn't matter that much who won anyway
>>63901451
>Crowning a literal water Mexican
>>63903193
>Philippians
>Columbia
>>63901451
kek
columbia was like a 7/10 and philippines was a 9/10
why was she #2 in the first place
>mfw Latinas thought for a moment they could defeat the most feminine race on the planet
>>63904013
from my point of view they're both 7/10
was this staged so people would care?
i know i didnt till now
>>63901451
the MOST POWERFUL RACE won
>>63904059
Well almost all the winners since 2008 were spics apparently.
Not too white, not too brown, they're perfect to be Miss Universe.
>>63901451
>>63904469
>Those tetas
10/10
trolled hard
>>63904469
post the other Miss U bikinis
Flip women are the most annoying women on the fucking planet
They age like milk left out in the sun too, and tagalog is the worst language to have to be subjected to
>>63904469
how's the ass and feet game? thighs don't look that thick.
wouldn't even tip fedora at/10
>>63904469
does she have a feminine penis?
>>63901779
Since Trump owns the production probably
>>63901451
Colombia suicide when?
>>63901451
holy crap why is no one cheering at Miss Colombia lmao
>>63904664
After Harvey blows his brains out
>>63904469
>you will never told the power to fulfill Or crush her dreams
>she will never look up at you with love in her eyes as she gives you a blowjob
Kill me now tbqh family
>quick, how do we get ratings and memes?
"i got you senpai" - steven harvard
Daily reminder she used to date the 'Philippians' current president
longer version bros:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04
>>63904780
one thing's for sure, you're a faggot redditor
are these fucking trannies what pass as beauty pageant contestants now
>>63903594
Agreed
>>63904719
His moral barometer won't let him
obviously staged for publicity
>Steve harvey
>blacks
Did a trap win?
>>63901451
>miss universe
>just earth women
U WUT M8?
>>63905003
>miss universe
>just earth women
>no earth rockers
>>63904059
flips all look like little boys bro
why is america so fucking happy?
fuck off USA you big eared cunt
>>63904469
her bounce game was on point, son
>>63905003
>no twi'lek girls
shitty competition
>>63901451
if only people actually cared about this garbage
>>63903193
Holyyy fuck. No wonder he didn't know how to read
>philippians
>PHILIPPIANS
WHAT A RETARD
>>63905082
hey shut the fuck up
>>63904664
she's already dead
>no webms
what a shit thread
>>63901451
Notice how the cameraman tactfully avoids Miss Columbia's face.
Man, I wish I could have seen her tears.
>>63904788
>that long ass clapping/waving scene that never seems to end
fuq.
watching this with my senpaitachi was comfy af, the botched ending was just the icing
odd future was right
>>63904630
back to your cuckshed bernie
Steve BTFO
https://twitter.com/IAmSteveHarvey/status/678784310573338625?p=v
JUST
>>63905657
Somebody just take his phone away, he's just making it worse!
>>63901451
>winner is mixed race
Race mixing is truly the way of the future
SIKE
THAT THE WRONG NUMBA
>>63905551
Me too. That would have gave me a huge erection
Best race won
>He tweeted a similar apology earlier, but misspelled the names of both countries, so the message was quickly deleted.
my sides
>>63906109
literally the nigger mongrels of asia
anyone fancy posting all the nominees?
Fillipino is not my taste at all
So do these miss universe contestants go on to become models or actresses or pornstars
What's next for their careers?
Colombia should have stomped on the crown and made the Flip pick it up off the ground
Pretty satisfied with our one though she didn't make the cut
We do a fine line in cute blondes with nice tits down here
>>63906317BLACKED.comwhen?
>>63906352
it would have been funnier if you'd said ALL BLACKED.com.
>>63906317
columbia was ugly af for a beauty pageant
>>63906246
Escorts for billionaires.
>>63906380
fuck. missed a chance there
>>63906317
Why is she so inferior to Rose Mciver?
>>63906488
Because you have waifu blindness
>>63906317
godddamn that nose is bigger than some airport runways Ive landed on
>>63906510
She's not even my waifu buddy, not even close
>>63906317
>this is 10/10 in poo peeland
>>63904059
That's the opposite of true, buddy.
>>63906109
I'd place eskimos a bit higher.
>>63904469
her face is busted and looks like she has no ass but the rest is 10/10
>>63905181
>on point, son
Stop talking like a fucking retard.
>>63906769
You think her legs are 10/10?
Why does Steve Harvey have so much support from social media? "It was an "accident" "it was an honest mistake"
I say he's a failure and he's not even a good comedian. Am I an asshole?
>>63905832
Sauce my nigga?
>>63906845
cant really see them from that pic tbqhfam
>>63904630
If Trump still owns the production, he trolled the latinas hard. Kek
>>63906851
you aren't wrong
he had ONE job
it was clearly written on his cue card
the announcement is EVERYTHING about moments like these (american idol, gameshows, etc). he fucked up the ONE thing that matters the most in their entire beauty pageant lives.
>>63903193
>Nigga you had one job, ONE JOB
None anymore
>>63902356
vid or I don't care
Here's the thing. This will get me to watch next year. And we all know it won't be as entertaining. So I'll save myself the time and not watch.
>>63905635
>supporting a hillary plant
Back to your cuckshed.
>it's a mistake!
lol you guys are getting played. this was intentional so they can viral the "epic fail" and get social media worked up about Miss Universe
>>63908379
It is certainly possible, but we will never know for sure.
>>63903193
>Philippians
>Columbia
>terribly honest human mistake
This nigger is fuckin illiterate.
Steve does this kind of shit in his family duel show all the time, like asking "what would a squirrel do with his nuts" to generate interest. This time he did it in a bigger scale.
I wish he did one of his goofy faces thoe.
>>63906882
It's an episode where Billy was piggybacking Eris.
Can't remember which one, though.
>>63908379
Yes, everything is a conspiracy to attract the attention of /tv/ neckbeards.
>>63903920
That female host assistant that took the crown off Columbia and put it on the other third world slumlord bitch was hotter than all of them.
happiest guy in the world right now.
gook looks mixed desu senpai
>>63908713
true
>>63905293
Is that a shop? Cuz it cut out when they were giving Phillipians the crown. Columbia should have won.
>>63901972
Probably some fat ass jealous of these sexy women.
TOP KEK
>>63909602
Steve must be a Columbian himself
>>63909602
>>63903193
>Columbia
Jesus man.
>>63901451
MEME
E
M
E
Steve Harvey BLACKED them both
rampant homosexuality
>>63903193
ADELE DAZIM
>>63905337
>based USA laffing it up
>>63904469
I've seen a better looking ladyboys.
>>63901451
I can't be the only one who thinks this is fake.
I don't mean as far as the girls know, but I feel like the producers did this deliberately for attention.
>>63903193
>Dat spelling
This guy is just rubbing salt in the wounds right now.
>>63908713
>the other third world slumlord bitch
I kek'd cause it's fucking true.
>>63901451
Cringe general?
>>63909872
reagan?
>>63901451
I feel so bad for miss colombia
Filipinos are to East Asians what the Irish are to Europeans.
You can take that however you like :)
>>63903193
fuck i'm dying
>>63910193
Fuck off, /pol/. Focus on the black man for once.
Curacao should have won desu desu
What do you guys think about her
Based on the news, Philippines actually won every category even before the fan votes. I feel bad for Colombia stll.
>>63911748
>Sri Lanka
If ever
>>63901451insert black man here
insert black man here
insert black man here
insert black man here
>>63901451
where are the fucking webms?
>This amount of people calling it Columbia
Do americans even know other countries exist?
>>63913646
Yes and no.
They've heard of them but most couldn't find them on a map with only borders. Hell, the average American couldn't find France on a map if the name wasn't there.
>>63905959
good ref
>>63908694
>implying only /tv/ is talking about this
>>63903247
underrated tbhfam
>>63902356
>"Woman"
buckle up buckaroos
I don't get it. What's going on?
>>63901451
IS JUSSA PRANK BRO
WHERE IS THE ASS. I CAN'T JUDGE WITHOUT ASS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
kek'd
>>63913900
>all we want is politics OUT of games journalism!
>sweet this unashamedly right-wing paper guy supports us, haha he complains about feminists all day long, he is so BASED!!!
>but the important thing is no agendas are being pushed
>haha milo is so right about trannies being insane
>the only reason I hate all these SJWs talking about games is that they don't even play videogames!!!
>haha milo wrote a game review for a game he never played and made fun of SJWs haha BASED
>milo also wrote an article after a shooting where he blamed videogames
>haha it's fine though there's no way milo is just an opportunist looking for clicks because he's not like the SJWs
>haha milo so based, he even knows the memes!! xD
>>63903193
This gold.
>>63901451
>still a great night folks
It should have been Australia, France and Dominican Republic in top 3.
Phillipines was a generic asian ladyboy, Columbia was Sofia Vergara with a manjaw, and USA was barbie doll with tiny little prawn eyes.
Trust me I have impeccable taste.
>>63915121
>Phillipines was a generic asian ladyboy
Thats Thailand you dumbfuck
>>63911748
I would Sri her Lanka.
I think she has a backpackerbush under there though.
>>63915121
>Trust me I have impeccable taste.
Is that also the reason why you'll never have a GF?
Chances are Steve Harvey is dead gets shot by end or start of 2016
Someone is going to blow his brains out.
STEVE HARVEY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>63915121
>Trust me I have impeccable taste.
You watch beauty pageants, so you're obviously a homosexual. I don't really trust your taste.
What;s the matter /tv/, not white enough for you?
>>63916309
Shut up faggot
>>63901451
they all look the fucking same
>>63908744
Underrated post.
But this isn't /sp/, so I guess it is expected.
>>63914985
Are you feeling alright? Things not going well at home?
>>63903758
>Miss Universe
>all contestants are from earth
It's like "World" Series all over again.
I wish they showed Columbia's face as the negro was saying she isn't the winner. Fuck that negro fucked up huge
>>63915121
>women that can't stand out or give satisfying answers
you just want a an anime girl
>>63914985
GG is full of dumb children, stop the presses
>Its Harvey's fault that people don't know how to run a teleprompter
>>63901972
because he's a faggot and only likes cock
>>63910193
>what the Irish are to Europeans
so they're the best asians?
>>63914985
This is /tv/ not /v/
Also, stop doing meth, you cunt.
>>63910193
>>63917639
Expert on Asians here.
Japanese - Whites
Chinese/Koreans - Jews
SEAns - Mexicans
South Asians - Blacks
>>63917849
pretty much, but I wouldn't count Koreans with jews.
more like whites with japan but just hate each other
>>63917992
They can be slavs then.
>>63904059
Latinas win all the time. The only reason the chinky looks any good is cuz she half German. Most philipinas are butt ugly
>>63918066
It's a meme, dumbass.
>>63901451
niggers gonna nig
>>63917301
>>63918287
How did he fuck this up? Does he not understand what "runner up" means?
>>63918433
Steve Harvey is a notorious retard.
>>63918433
The word Philippines is dwarfed by MISS UNIVERSE 2015. So your brain goes from 1st Runner Up -> COLOMBIA -> MISS UNIVERSE 2015 and skips PHILIPPINES.
>>63918433
he probably held the card with his right hand and his thumb covered the 'Philippines' part so it just says: 2nd Runner Up USA, 1st Runner Up Colombia and Miss Universe 2015
>>63904788
this makes me sad
poor miss colombia
I'm not sure if Miss Alabama is BSing but since she's blonde probably is
>>63916703
>>63917709
I would pay to see you actually explain why Milo isn't a clickbaiting, pandering sensationalist journo without greentexting and reaction images. But you can't. Because you, like every other Milo supporter, are clueless.
You can keep screaming "butthurt tumblrinas" all you want, but you know every time you do it's because you don't know what to say. Maybe you should ask yourself why that is.
>>63914985
Wow this post was pathetic.
>>63918433
To be honest the formatting of that card is awful
>>63918433
Blacks generally have trouble with reading.
>>63918778
>I have serious arguments on the internet
>I try to win arguments on anonymous boards against anonymous people
Not him but c'mon mate...just give it a rest.
>two shitskin butterfaces
who cares
>>63908338
>trump is a hillary plant
>>63918892
this tbvqhfam
>>63918873
>you have to be a full-/pol/ neocon faggot to post on 4chan, anything less than that makes you a full-blown SJW
Fuck off faggot. This extremist retardation is exactly why GG failed and because such a joke.
>>63918287
>>63918433
Yes, the card and the teleprompter had different information. Harvey's reading off the teleprompter and chose the info presented to him live over the card. It was a 50/50 chance of a screwup. The guy running the teleprompter should be roasted right now, not Harvey
>>63918906
>can't back up his own opinion when asked to explain
>lol who cares anyway???
What a retard
>>63904469
Well she is nice, but miss universe ?
>>63918873
>all these memes
Are all Milofags like this? Does he have any fans over 18?
>getting a day time game show host to host your shit
Family feud is where careers go to die.
>>63919074
Not the same guy (as I wrote before, so maybe you should get your eyes checked), and it seems you disregarded my advice, but ok mate, it's your life.
>>63919037
>neo-cons would literally die for israel
>/pol/ are neo-cons
retard alert
don't pretend to know about politics if you're just a millennial babby
>Miss Universe literally days after Star Wars premiere
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>63901451
Why does Miss Universe exist? Isn't it incredibly superficial to have a literal appearance contest?and also legitimately sexist not even in a SJW way
>miss universe
>no other planets there just earth
id love to see uranus represented
>>63919255
this, trans-warp miss universe when?
#AllDimensionsMatter
>>63919255
>women get be ambassadors of their chosen cause
>notoriety for the country
>reminding women that with effort, they too can look good like the pageant contestants
>>63919111
see:
>>63919037
:^)
>>63918892
Many people say that, but the layout was logical - since most people read from left - right, top - bottom the most important stuff is usually in the bottom right corner where you attention goes first.
>>63916738
Are you retarded senpai?
>>63919255
its not superficial at all.
its a beauty contest based on how physically attractive a person is.
no different then a contest based on the best looking flower or dog.
if you dont like it, design your own contest/
>>63919286
LOL
>>63919479
my fucking sides
>>63919411
But it's not a contiguous section of text, it's hierarchical. It's a list, it should be either horizontal or vertical, people don't naturally read diagonally.
>>63919411
>the bottom right corner where you attention goes first.
But that's literally the opposite of where your attention goes, you're most likely to look at the top left
wait, i thought this thread was going to be about that person who drove into the crowd of people outside of where the miss universe thing was being held
was it the colombian lady who decided to kill everyone?
>>63916128
This, Columbians shoot footballers for not winning games - Steve is pretty much dead.
why does everyone look like ladyboys?
>>63919602
was the miss universe pageant in vegas?
>>63919553
this.
top left first across diagonal to bottom corner right is how the human eye takes in information,
>>63919637
the pounds of makeup they wear, probably
>>63919633
Really? damn, the Washington DC people are harsh.
>>63919653
yes
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/21/las-vegas-strip-intentional-car-crash-three-people-critical-condition
>>63901451
They're all so ugly.
What went wrong with the universe?
>>63919686
i heard about that, but didn't think it was related to the pageant
>>63919695
models are ugly
more at 6
The card format was shit, why write "1st runner up" in the first place? What the fuck the does that even mean? The Miss Universe 2015 looks like somekind of logo.
>>63909842
This is a face of a typical dumb blonde murican. Even the 3rd world philippians dominated them kek.
>give black man a job
>he can't read
pottery
>>63919678
was waiting for this
hehe bravo
>>63904059
>trannies
>most feminine race
I fucked up in my prev comment >>63919411 the left top is the corner where the attention goes first and the right bottom is the terminal one. Thank you >>63919512 for correcting me.
>>63919037
>GG failed
This is what legbeards actually believe
>>63903247
dayum son
>>63908713
>female host assistant
Really nigga?
>>63901451
>niggers in charge
i watched it and i dont get what the problem was
>>63920493
Have you saw the announcement of winners? That was really messed up.
>a monster
steve should pull the race card and watch the hilarity
>>63921041
Nothing more satisfying than watching niggers and spics waving the race card at each other.
>Colombia already suing miss universe
kek
>>63921187
Link?
The only impressive thing about those boring bitches are their teeth.
>>63918433
honestly the bold MISS UNIVERSE looks like a stupid logo title that they plaster on everything and his brain probably started ignoring it.
ive always wondered if something like this would happen since hosts are always so quick to rip the card open and scream the name
I went to the Philippines a few months ago and was baffled by how you could have stunning women and butt-ugly people in the same family.
I feel a strange amount of pleasure seeing Philippines win because of how good the people there were to me.
>>63918287
Why not just have it like this?
Winner
Philippines
2nd
Colombia
3rd
USA
Not as likely to make a mistake that way.
>>63921041
Holy shit. The guy made a mistake and he's a monster?
Funny. I usually reserve "monster" for like, cannibals and child rapists/murderers.
This is appropriate too, I guess.
>>63921688
that's the magic of genes, anon.
But chances are families with foreign blood will be more likely to produce higher quality women
>>63903193
>Philippians
MY SIDES HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED. SORRY MISS BIBLE BOOK
>>63921688
Any country deserves support over Cocalombia. As shitty a place as the Philippines is, at least they aren't ruining the US.
>>63921764
I suppose the colonisation by the Spanish and Americans will alter their genes significantly.
>>63921865
Except the Philippines isn't shitty at all. Mostly. Manila was a fucking dump (literally in places as there were children sleeping on piles of rubbish) but everywhere else I went was pristine. Some parts are horrendously overdeveloped to allow for tourism (Boracay) but even so, that's only a small criticism. But you don't care so I'll shut up now.
>>63921801
WE WUZ MACEDONIA N' BIBLEZ!
>>63901451
Jesus the regret in the air and confusion.
>It was my mistake
>I will take responsibility
>Please don't hold it against the ladies
He would actually take responsibility.
I want him to impregnant me.
>>63916399
dubs of thruth
>>63909842
>I just came here for a good time
>What a good time it was
>Have fun even if you don't win
>>63922350
>Please don't hold it against the ladies
This actually makes him look worse, though I doubt he was intentionally deflecting blame.
>>63922069
Yeah I second this anon senpai. I Stayed in Makati Philippines for like 2 months and the Philippians are the most hospitable and kind ever. They are the sweetest too.
>>63918287
Why not 3rd place, 2nd place, 1st place, why do murifats have to make everything complicated
>>63922489
Definitely. Granted, I am pretty well off financially, even for a Westerner, but to them I was practically a god. Being 6' 5" helped that.
They will do anything to help. I was with other Brits and we joked about running out of beer before our bus came to pick us up and one of the staff members we couldn't see pedalled off to a local shop to get 24 bottles of beer for us ten minutes before our bus left.
Fucking San Mig Light. It's piss, but I'll always associate it with great memories.
>>63901451
>getting cucked this bad on live TV
jesus, that was hot. Imagine her being forced to be strapped up and taking a pegging by the winner
>>63922639
is Faxe beer, tiger beer or Budweiser good?
my town is finally getting more variety in terms of beer and I want to try foreign ones
>>63914069
kek
>>63922791
Are you Filipino?
Being British I'm quite spoiled when it comes to beer/lager and of the three my favourite is Tiger. None of them are great, but Tiger is the most refreshing and most pleasant. Faxe is alcoholic water and Bud is too gassy for my liking and has no aftertaste.
It depends on your expectations, but if you include San Mig I'd say:
1. Tiger
2. San Mig
3. Bud
12. Faxe
>>63919479
10/10
>>63914069
muh sides
>>63922895
yes
I'm gonna try tiger then
>>63908528
so r u
>>63922981
I hope you enjoy it. For what it's worth, my friends and I loved/hated Red Horse. It was responsible for me blacking out on my first night in Manila and losing a sock.
I am pretty good at handling my alcohol too. A local girl I became friends with had three bottles and nearly died. She is a good Catholic girl who never drinks but was obviously feeling wild and regretted it the next day.
>>63923058
Red Horse will do that
typical of pinoy women
religious, yes, but they like having fun too.
did you travel outside manila? most of the interesting stuff happens out of that city
>>63923044
ohhhh fuckin savage bro
The only thing I know about Colombia is the cocaine.
>>63923058
>losing a sock.
sounds like a crazy night dude
>>63918287
its a crappy layout,tho not as bad as family feudbut if youre hosting a beauty pagent you should learn what first runner up means.
>>63923171
i too watched sicario
fucking epic movie bro
>>63923132
1 night at Manila, Boracay for three days, Santa Ana for two weeks and an afternoon on Palaui Island.
The women were a huge amount of fun. Some of the older women partied harder than the younger ones.
I felt bad getting a massive erection when one of the girls was rubbing her butt on my dick for ages in a nightclub because I felt like it would be against her religious beliefs to be so sexual. There's no way she didn't feel it.
>>63923215
I know, mate. A whole sock! Who does that?
>>63901451
>The looks on Columbus's face
>>63923285
Its ColOmbus
>>63923278
nah, if she was rubbing it she knew what was gonna happen. most won't do that only the one who party really hard
>>63923395
It's Columnbus
Colombian here, moderately butthurt
Can't help but feel bad for the girl
>>63923502
who doesn't, poor girl got humiliated
>>63923502
>>63923513
You gotta admit, something's wrong when people arent cheering for you and the potpourri didnt start to fall and the other contestants havent approached you with their congratulations.
Has anybody done an edit to include the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme over the fuck up and cut to "Directed by Larry David"?
>>63923399
I suppose so. It was just very conflicting for me.
Enjoyable though. I hope to go back next year. Palawan probably.
>>63919251
>he was just memeing yoda but none of the retarded models understood the reference
>>63919678
>>63919633
>>63919814
I don't get the joke. pls explain senpai
>>63919665
So arabs and asians have difficulty reading?
Eather way they always pick the ugly girls to win.
Dont blame the nigger he cant read. Its the school system that needs to be blamed. Its raycis.
>>63924280
Washington DC "District of Columbia". Columbians.
>>63924568
No. They always pick the brainy ones. They would like to make sure that the next Miss Universe can spell the word "either" correctly.
>>63903247
ayyyyyy
>all this free media attention for this shit
ez ratings ez lyf
WHY IS THIS STILL A THING IN 2015
>>63903137
>Daisy in smash!.gif
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