"American cinema"
>4.99 + tip for a small soda
That can't be a cinema... It has to be a fast food outlet
>not enjoying tendies and a star wars flick
sucks to be you, europoor
Oi, we off to the cinema then m8s?
>>63899811
It's a cinema.
>>63899680
you seeing The Force Awakens bro?
>beer cheaper than water
ok cool
>>63899895
This was the other night but yes
>mfw my local cinema has a full bar, kitchen and reclining laz-e-boys.
>>63899858
don't forget to bin that knife
>>63899680
What the fuck? They sell food?
I just want some popcorn.
>>63899680
>there are people that don't drink at the movies
>>63899680
>Oreos Churros
JESUS CHRIST AMERIFATS, DISGUSTING PIGS
>$5 bottled water
jesus christ
Think that might be a Regal Cinema went to proper restaurant as my dad wouldn't eat at Chipotle before TFA. Noticed when getting concessions they had food on menu.
Ate some sort of fried 3d doritos stuffed with nacho cheese at AMC they were pretty good but Bella bad for you
>beer at movie theatre
WHERE
>>63900567
America.
>>63899680
>Angus Beef Cheeseburger
>Angus Beef
I call bullshit.
>>63900598
i live in America ive never seen this but holy shit i want it
>>63899680
>eating a greasy cheeseburger in a dark room with no napkins or tables
literally savages
>>63900567
Any theater not near a poor district serves beer now, it gives huge profits
>>63899680
>tendies
nice
>>63900339
Awww, poor foreign fuck has to eat his potatoes and grits. Seconds?? No!! Hahaha.
>>63899680
my fucking cinema doesn't hav ethis shit!!
>I'm angry that food is made as an available option
Is this really what makes you angry, Eurotrash?
What's the matter? Did your local Mosque declare that burgers and hotdogs were Haram?
>>63900688
>>63900728
Yup, shit is groovy.
>>63899680
shit, my chain sells craft beer for less than that. Where the fuck do they sell terrible macro beer at that rate?
>>63899680
This isn't too surprising, they already offer a last meal to inmates on death row. These are people going to see a movie in an American cinema, they're on borrowed time.
>>63900796
are you socially expected to tip at in theater bars? It feels like I shouldn't but I don't fucking know
>>63900117
I worked at one of these
It's really not worth the money
We barely clean them so if you don't want to ruin your experience, don't look behind the seats
The food is horrible for you and you're better off eating before you get there
Also, we don't really care if we block your view while serving others, so it's probably just better going to a different place
>>63900567
Vue and Cineworld both sell beer in the UK.
![alamo-drafthouse[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3g0PaBB.jpg "alamo-drafthouse[1].jpg")
>mfw europoors will never experience the greatness that is the Alamo Drafthouse
>>63900885
Yeah, but it's your call.
>>63900903
It's only $9 and front row best row.
>>63900924
what is this new devilry
>>63900956
you still have to pay for overpriced food, m8
>>63900924
>mfw found out there is one here in MI
>>63900339
>implying Americans should care if other Americans are fat
I don't have to pay for other peoples' self-induced health-problems with my tax-dollars. They can be as fat as they want.
Shame we can't say the same about glorious socialist healthcare.
>>63900989
Only if I want it :^).
Half the fun of going to the movies is sneaking your own shit in.
>yfw the 'americans clapping at movies' meme was actually true all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g
>>63900985
Probably the best theater chain in the country.
>beer
>real, delicious food that isn't overpriced
>tickets are standard priced ($8-$12, depending on where you live)
>no kids past 6
>talkers and cellphone users get BTFO by ushers
>comfy chairs
>>63901077
>Only if I want it :^).
>paying for it ever
I got that shit for free and I'd still never actually pay for it
>>63901105
Happens here in the UK as well. It's a bunch of nerds channeling their "I LOVE STAR WARS" bullshit into clapping.
>>63901077
I used to sneak soda in with my grandpa all the time when I was a kid. I should start doing it with beer now
>>63901135
But I've never bought it.
I drink at my theatre bar because they have good microbrews.
>>63899680
>busweiser
>bud light
>coors light
>corona
>guiness
Yep it's america alright
>>63901105
>"turn off the flash you fucking moron"
Or just turn off the fucking phone.
>>63901105
>clapping a logo on a screen
>the guy, safely 15+ rows back from any potential conflict, acting the hard man
>>63901105
>outing yourself as a dirty smelly jelly eurokek
>>63901000
>Kalamazoo
If you are going to put one in this state, why that shit hole of a town?
>>63899854
>anime girl
>tendies
Underage detected.
>>63901156
I sneak in shots of Yukon Jack and mix it with my coke.
>>63899680
would fucking kill for some oreo churros right now.
>>63899680
>Guiness
>GUINESS
Fucking hell, America.
>>63900339
as an American I actually agree with you on this one...Oreo churros sounds absolutely disgusting. Probably taste like dried up chocolate cake with overly sweet frosting.
>>63901258
Your country doesn't have guiness? I highly doubt that.
>>63901105
>a group of 300 fucking people applaud after waiting 16 hours
Oh wow. I'm super fucking triggered. What savages. How dare they enjoy themselves.
>>63901113
>>63901113
>no kids past 6
Fuck this is better then having beer honestly.
ameripigs literally cannot go 2 hours without their deep fried fix
cant wait for china to become the superpower over these idiots
>tfw when my favorite theater in the city is an indie-run location in an old Shriner temple
>full bar at regular bar prices
>you can carry a bucket of beer or whatever into the theater
>the first five rows of the theater are giant leather couches
>there's a second bar, kitchen, and bowling alley in the basement
Fuck your theater, whatever it is
>>63899680
I've heard americans don't even have showers at the cinema. How can you mutants fucking live like this?
>>63901304
Who are they applauding?
>>63901314
>cant wait for china to become the superpower over these idiots
China is slowly becoming America, but instead of just fast food, they are also going to be addicted to smoking
>>63901258
Guinness is a terrible example of a stout regardless. (though probably the best of those utterly terrible option, i don't know how this place gets by without even offering a single good beer)
>>63901236
naw, just a manchild living with his parents :^)
>>63901349
>applause has to be specifically directed at a present person
>>63901286
No, we have Guinness. With 2 N's.
>>63901388
That is literally the purpose of applause
>>63901314
How many chinese people have you met? Just out of curiosity.
>>63901330
why do you think they have those butter dispensers and those flavored popcorn salts? it brightens the skin and makes you smell great
>>63901236
>not recognizing that reaction images don't actually have to pertain to the person reacting
>not liking it when mummy brings a piping hot plate of tendies
Hello reddit
>>63901428
get raped
people eating in cinemas should be shot
nothing worse than hearing chewing sounds in the middle of a tense scene
>>63901314
>Europoor
>talking about any other countries no longer being a dominant super-power
When's the last time any countries in Europe were a globe-dominating super-power?
70 years ago at best?
Eurotrash saying this is like a 300 lb. landwhale looking at a skinny, buff jock and going "GRRRRRRRR I HOPE HE GAINS WEIGHT!!!!". It's pathetic AND ironic.
>>63899680
>oreo churros
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GENIUS, too bad they dont have dulce de leche inside tho
tfw my country doesn't have them
at least murricans will eat a few for me right? ;_;
>>63901468
Raping doesn't happen in my civilised country
>>63901349
The same people Eurotrash is applauding when they cheer and shout and clap at a TV-screen broadcasting a poverty-ball match being played miles and miles away.
>>63901182
shut your whore mouth about guinness nothing better than a pint of the black stuff.
>>63901475
>implying Amerifats have any food left after the previews
>>63901388
That's literally the point you autist, otherwise you're no better than the people who shout at the characters on screen.
>>63901428
>I decide how personal-expression is supposed to be used.
No you don't.
>>63901304
Oh come on isn't it at least a little pathetic to whine about someone's flash lighting up a completely black corner of the screen then immediately afterwards drown out the theme music with cheering and applause?
>>63901475
>should be shot
being an american cinema, there's a large chance they'll be
>>63901533
kek
Japanese cinema, though
>>63901497
why do i care about europe fat idiot. I'm from south america, and there's absolutely no way you can try and insult me
We know we are shit, it's time you realized you are too like everyone else has
>>63901552
>getting triggered over how other people express themselves
>calling anyone else "autistic"
You're the one that is having trouble processing social-cues, not me.
Maybe you should go to one of these if gray-area reasoning behind forms of personal-expression trigger you so much.
>>63901320
This is mine, fuck yours
Is it even possible to buy good beer in europe outside Belgium?
>>63901598
This list means nothing if you don't convert the currency.
The average person doesn't have up-to-date knowledge of how much a Yen equates to in current Western currency.
>>63901653
If you go to proper pubs yeah.
>>63901653
No, we have to import superior american beer because belgian beer isn't sold outside of belgium
>>63900911
Many local independent cinemas do too.
>>63901677
it takes 20s in google to find that information
>>63901606
>We know we are shit, it's time you realized you are too like everyone else has
The difference being that I come from a country that dominates the world in Biotechnology, Nuclear Weapons, Quantum-level Research, Media, Internet and Business, whereas you likely come from a country that dominates the world in Cocaine-related murders and soccer-riots.
So no, your "WE'RE BOTH EQUALLY SHIT!!!!" argument isn't good enough.
>>63901653
>buy good beer in europe outside Belgium
Pretty much anywhere that isn't the Mediterranean.
>>63899680
>that beer lineup
HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT
>>63901634
Looks drafty.
>>63900339
This 2bh, that sounds repulsive, just like bacon cookies or whatever it is that they eat
>Europeans
>talking about anyone else's theaters
Glass houses, log in your eye before the speck in your brother's, pots and kettles, etc.
>>63901790
You probably think that because of the stone and stone tiles, but churches are usually pretty airtight
>>63901863
wew lad
>>63901863
>theater
>er
Nice try bro.
>>63901863
Can't wait for ISIS to bring the party to Europe come New Years.
>>63901863
>when you dumpster diving behind the theater and someone left the back door open
>literally the most pig disgusting beers and wines imaginable
I'm surprised the wines don't come in milk cartons they're so fucking awful
>not having a beer and a snack with a movie
It's like you hate being comfy.
>>63902019
This has to be in the South or LA, no one else has such low standards these days
>>63899680
>5.29 + tip for a small bottle of water
is this a joke
>>63901863
This is Afghanistan for anyone curious.
>>63902064
who the fuck would tip at a movie theater?
>>63901969
Hipsters will just stage some demonstration about "Global Warming" or whatever the next week to distract everyone from the issue, just like last time.
>>63902064
no, welcome to concessions stands
>>63902107
Your strange foreign ways elude me
>>63902064
Bottled water in general is a joke and always has been.
You are a literal retard if you buy bottled water in any setting.
I bet americans use generic soap for their cinema showers as well. and their crab is probably second rate.
>>63902142
Pretty much the only people who work at a counter that you tip are bartenders, no one is supposed to tip for food bought from a counter
>>63901630
>watching movies with /tv/.jpg
>>63902151
yeah, keep drinking your tape water full of chemicals and drugs
>>63902405
>Not having water filtered through your fridge
>>63903005
Can your fridge filter natural gas and oestrogen though ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01EK76Sy4A
>>63902142
>non-Americans calling anyone foreign
literally wut?
>>63899680
>5.90 for a large fountain drink
>5.29 for a large bottle of water; I'm calling 20 oz
>Six fucking Forty for a goddamned Icee
And they have the audacity to get mad when somebody brings in their own drink.
>>63901552
Some people who aren't sociopaths enjoy and relish the company communal celebration of others, and express this feeling by clapping their hands together.
>>63903275
Well yeah where do you think their profits come from?
>>63903356
Money laundering no doubt
>>63903104
Don't know, don't care. Been drinking the water from it for decades, and I'm perfectly fine
>implying I won't buy popcorn when I watch Kylo Ren kill his father, Han Solo, in TFA
>>63903275
>B-but muh profits!
Meanwhile they have their fucking menus on giant sony tvs instead of just printed out on a banner
>>63903356
>where do you think their profits come from?
Idiots who think those bullshit prices are reasonable.
>>63903356
>I like being rammed in the ass by corporations
>not enjoying the film with chicken tendies and glass of chardonnay
I never knew that Europeans were so unsophisticated.
>>63903104
This really only happens in shitty rural areas in irrelevant states.
>>63899680
> not buying candy, soda, popcorn etc. at the dollar store and sneaking it into the movie
> paying $8 for a soda and $5 for stale skittles
> being this retarded
>>63903301
Do you also shout run, bitch, run during horror movies?
>>63900555
>Regal
Yeah, it looks exactly like the layout at the two Regal's near me. Which is even worse at overpricing shit than the AMC, Hoyts, and Cinemark that are near by.
Every movie theater has full meals and alcoholif you sneak it the fuck in like you're supposed to.
i bring my own tendies that mommy made for me
>>63904700
The fact that one either has to sneak food and drink in or get ripped right the fuck off is completely ridiculous.
>>63901307
I didn't mind the kid who got really excited during SW or even asking his Dad questions a couple times.
The baby in the back though...seriously?
>>63904806
It's hilarious that they act like security guards, telling you that you can't bring food inside. Like seriously, if they see what I'm bringing in, I just walk out of sight, pocket it and come back saying I threw it out. They can't search me
>>63904806
We're a country of outlaws and rebels.
It's more based on principle and tradition at this point.
>>63901113
>live in texas
>have to drive through all of both Ft. Worth and Dallas just to get to the nearest Alamo Drafthouse
I'm literally on the opposite side of the metroplex . It's easier just to go to my cheapass local theatre which sounds just like it minus the no kids rule, the food, and the beer.
How good is the food?
Most theatres have some sort of restaurant nearby, if not right next door, so why not just eat there?
>>63899680
>Bottled water
>$5.29
>>63901580
Just like what happens in all gun-free zones
>>63901677
>the average person doesn't have access to google
>>63901105
>turn off the flash ya fuckin' moron
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Every time.
>>63899680
>spicy chicken sandwich
>calling a burger a sandwich
fucking triggered
>>63905108
I'm pretty sure they're legally required to give you a small cup of water to drink if you ask
>>63901598
>double salty caramel popcorn with drinks
>$7.01
Fuck, you can get all that for the price of a bottle of Dasani?
>>63901105
>"turn off the phone you fucking moron"
I agree, but that guy sounds like a huge pussy.
>>63901105
>16 hours in a dark room with a shitload of prequel apologists
It's a wonder they hadn't literally eaten each other by then.
>Not getting shitfaced before going to the theater.
It's like you faggots don't even have a drinking problem.
>>63901349
Themselves.
>>63901105
>get super mad over some guy having flash(probably accidentally) on
>start screaming at the screen and drown out the fucking theme song
>>63902064
>+ tip
Says nothing about tipping you dope, there is no tipping in any normal movie theater.
>>63901113
>mfw i live in kanada and not the Lone Star State
There's this theater by us in a mall directly across from the food court. One time I went with some friends and we took his 14 year old brother with us.
Mother Fucker left in the middle of the movie and came back with a full meal from Panda Express and started eating it during the movie.
I was impressed.
>>63901113
>beer
fucking hell people leaving to piss every 15 minutes
>real, delicious food that isn't overpriced
why do you need to eat during a movie
>tickets are standard priced ($8-$12, depending on where you live)
cool
>no kids past 6
i wish my local theater had this t b h
>talkers and cellphone users get BTFO by ushers
havent seen anyone fucking with a phone in a theater in years
>comfy chairs
cool
>>63900555
>hella
UNDERAGE B&
>>63899808
It's American "small"
>>63900924
>>63900985
>>63901000
>>63901113
>>63901307
>>63904968
>>63906581
https://drafthouse.com/news/she-texted.-we-kicked-her-out
lol
>>63906760
honestly here in finland(:D) ive never seen anyone texting/talking on a phone in the middle of a movie. only time other people have ruined my moviegoing experience was when like 20 gypsies were in the same theater and they were loud as fuck
at least it was just exodus so i just walked out
>>63906581
>not even smart enough to eat and watch a movie at the same time
kek. The average American fatass at least has that level of intelligence. Are you a gorilla?
>>63906535
It's really not that hard.
Most of them don't care.
>>63904814
I don't have a problem with kids if they know how to behave or not cause a scene, especially for something like Star Wars or it's a showing during the day or early in the evening. But the fuck those people who bring their special snowflakes to 11:15 showings of R rated movies who then bitch about being tired the whole time.
>>63906760
All of my keks...you can hear just hear the cunt in her voice. What an entitled POS. I had a friend once who was trying to justify talking during a comedy set because "maybe some people don't know the rules." Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVz-fO7kxcQ
>>63899680
I'll take chicken tenders and 2 spicy chicken sandwich. Are the oreo churros good?
