>LEMME TRY THAT
>I LIKE THIS THING!!
>After being an inseparable duo for a solid 30 or 40 years, The Force Awakens is the first time Han has ever tried using Chewy's bowcaster
what the fuck
they had to constantly shoehorn the fact that Chewies Bowcaster is a super powerful laser that when Kylo "The Autist" Ren tanks a shot from it we are supposed to be surprised
I think it was just a really effective way to show how powerful it was, setting up for the latter bridge scene with Han and Kylo Ren.
>>63887028
you found the one plot hole in the force awakens
>>63887284
This is /tv/ on a movie's opening weekend. What you do expect but nitpicking
>>63887284
>Rey being a instant expert pilot without ever piloting a single star ship in her entire life
>Rey knows what a jedi mind trick is even though she's never heard of it
>Rey instantly know how to use a lightsaber because "LOL FORCE"
these aren't plotholes right?
>>63887586
>Rey being a instant expert pilot without ever piloting a single star ship in her entire life
Who said she never piloted a ship before ? Did you missed the part where she say she was a pilot?
>Rey knows what a jedi mind trick is even though she's never heard of it
>Rey instantly know how to use a lightsaber because "LOL FORCE"
She don't remember or her memory was "erased", but she was with Luke and his apprentices before Kylo murdered them all. maybe she was not directly trained, maybe she was only the children of some Jedi (or Luke) But she did learn a few thing before being shipped to Jakku.
>>63887284
I don't particularly like the movie, but that isn't a fucking plothole you dense cunt.
It could be a different model of bowcaster
>>63887586
Now you're just making shit up.
Rey has flown a ship before. She literally said she was a pilot while running towards the qwad jumpah.
She's heard of a Jedi mind trick. She was literally elated when Han told her the stories if Luke Skywalker were true.
And, yes, Rey does instantly know how to use a long sword. She literally fights with a bo for survival on Jakku. Not such a different weapon.
If you're going to criticize TFA, fine. But don't lie to insert things that didn't happen and then criticize those things instead. That's just lazy.
Aren't bowcasters extremely powerful and can dislocate the arms of non-wookiees?
>>63888834
whoops, didn't mean to sage, just accidentally left the name on from a shit thread...
>>63888834
If that's from the old EU, it's non-canon now I guess!
>>63888292
That was my assumption
>>63887028
Was it the first time we saw anyone (in the movies) fire the bowcaster?
>>63888292
>>63889561
Its the same one from the prequels, it still fires red bolts despite the fact bowcasters are supposed to shoot green bolts.
The only time Chewie uses a different one is in RotS, its all bronze looks ugly.
>>63887091
also because they thought having Kylo get wounded would lead to us not regarding him as a fucking pussy later when he get beaten by a girl
it may not be fair or logical, but the reaction was never going to be anything other than "lol why can't this pussy deal with being shot, James Bond does it every movie"
>>63887028
ya me and my friend were so fucking mad at that
>>63889644
>prequels
OT I mean, im retarded
Or maby he just says that he realy likes the bowcaster and just tells him again? Or does this trigger your massiv autism?
>>63888673
What kind of autistic person would get so pissed to write a response like that to somehow who dared to criticise his beloved cuck wars?
Star wars nerds need to be killed. Every single last one of you degenerate scum.
>>63888145
she literally gives Han lectures on things that are wrong with the Falcon. she practically goes :3
it was really misjudged.
>>63889644
Well the Star Wars wikia does say he's built several models.
>>63889693
I have the rip, Han literally acts like he's never tried firing it before.
>>63887028
That's the joke.
lol'd pretty hard at this, too, btw...guess Chewie was autistic and didn't like people touching his shit, but his wounded arm made it temporarily impossible.
>>63888145
>Who said she never piloted a ship before ?
she literally said she had never piloted a ship before
>>63889712
>degenerate
>>>/pol/
Trump's winning, black people are monkeys and the Joos are up to something.
>>63889954
Because The Force Has Awakened™ within her, she's capable of the same insane reflexes and coordination that made her grandfather the only human podracer.
Note the evasive barrel roll maneuver she executes with the Falcon:
>I'LL TRY SPINNING, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
>>63890631
>barrel roll
>Sheev is Anakin's dad
>Sheev is Rey's Great-granddaddy
>>63890012
Really rude dude.
>>63890840
>Rey, I saw that rolling manouver you did there. Did I ever tell you about your grandfather? Spinning was a good trick. Also did I ever tell you about Sheev? He spun too. Also I think he force-jizz-boxed your great-grandmother or some shit so he's your great-grandfather too lol
>>63891321
>you are now aware that Sheev made up all that bullshit about Darth Plagueis and midichlorians, and was trolling Anakin
>he had a one night stand with Shmi on a Naboo trade delegation trip to Tatooine, after Watto pimped her to him at the spaceport
>>63891811
>DO IT
>AAOOUUURRGGHHHHHH
I kinda liked that Chewy's had his trusty bowcaster all these years, and has been the only one to use it.
>>63891960
>UNLIMMMMITED POWWWWAHHHHH...!
>>63890631
>>63888145
>you mean it controls your actions?
>partially, but it also obeys your command
step up senpai
