Half In The Bag: Star Wars The Force Awakens
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IT'S FUCKING HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvsiJppCdmk
>>63869247
YOU WIN THE INTERNET! THANK YOU OP!
I can't stand these...oh fuck yeah!
This may be the first HITB where I can't watch the spoiler part of the review
Even if it's a movie I want to see, I still want to watch the spoiler half of their reviews. But unfortunately I've been to lazy to go to the theater yet
>>63869247
>42 minutes
absolutely based
"I've seen it... it sucks"
B A S E D
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>>63869247
/tv/ BTFO Literally everyone was wrong about what they were gonna say
Based fucking Rich
BASED RICH
>>63869354
Rich hating it was kinda obvious though
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>giving a fuck about a reviewer
Have fun with your sheep.mentality. who cares what others think. If you enjoyed it then good for you. If not we'll you have shit taste cause the film was a solid 10/10
It's time.
This one's gonna be a doozy.
>>63869247
>yfw they filmed this at 4:00am, right after they saw the movie
>yfw they rushed to make this for us
>yfw Mike and Jay love us
>>63869247
>Toggle
God dammit, Rich Evans is actually losing weight.
they've gone soft, and I noticed it first with Jurassic World.
fuck. yes.
newcomers skip to 2:40
>>63869423
>enjoying a movie means you've "gone soft"
Must suck living in your world
>>63869247
B A S E D RLM
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>i loved it
>the fat blob manchild thats so immature he actually looks like a baby that is rich evans is the one who hates it
"It was everything I wanted it to be."
HATERS BTFO
>>63869408
>reviews film
>bitches about giving a fuck about a reviewer
so why should anyone if a fuck about your review? Have fun with your sheep mentality.
that fat santa guy is kinda full of shit, I like the guy on the right more. especially that part about the characters "doing the same shit they were doing 30 years ago" when it's really not.
who are these guys anyway??
>star wars is a feminist landmark
Welp, RLM is dead.
BASED RICH
>Rich Evans is the only one with some balls
This is the first time I'm watching this channel, why does /tv/ like these guys again?
RLM has gone
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> Four thirty in the morning
Confirmed madmen
MIKE LOVED IT
NO PLINKETT REVIEW CONFIRMED
>Jay : It didn't feel calculated
Did he watch the fucking movie?
>>63869532
They did this one thing like eight years ago
>>63869247
Finally I'll know the correct opinion to have on this movie
>well... I loved it...... it was everything I hoped it would be! *voice breaks*
holy shit, Mike's going to cry he's so relieved it was good
>>63869247
>they are the reason why every fedora on the internet hates PT
>they loved the mediocre remake of ANH
AHAHAHAHAHA
>I liked the fun creatures design
Jay used to be my husbandu, no more.
all my fuckin keks
>>63869548
He loves Titanic too, and he liked Star Trek '09
>>63869423
>They've gone soft because they didn't validate my opinion
You're pretty dumb desu
TEARS IN HIS EYES IT WAS SO GOOD
TFA HATERS B T F O
I love these guys, I love their love for Star Wars. It's tempered by cynicism, but you can tell they care.
Merry Christmas, RLM.
>inb4 /tv/'s opinion of TFA changes overnight to be mostly positive
>>63869556
What thing?
>>63869620
>mfw this literally happens
>>63869613
>i need a reviewer to tell me my point is more valid than others. My life has meaning now
>RLM finally blows their entire credibility out of the water by liking this mediocre cash grab trash
RLMfag BTFO
>>63869620
>overnight
It's been like this since most American posters watched it like a day ago
Mike: I LOVED IT!
Jay: I LOVED IT TOO!LITERALLY FUCKING DROPPED
They even like the hobbit 3 orc. What absolute plebs.
>>63869584
The Plinkett Reviews were the result of prequel hate, not the cause
How long till Jay turns jaded and hates it?
>>63869656
I bet you said the same thing after their Jurassic World review, but here to are back for more
thanks for supporting RLM, and considering donating to our patreon if you want more content
>Jay: I also really really liked The Force Awakens, it worked in all the ways that Jurassic World did not
haters and dinofags getting the nooses ready
They may like it, but I still don't. That's fine. Everyone is allowed to have their opinions.
>>63869647
Yea but there was alot of people hating on it just because they thought Mike would
Rich is the new alpha of the bunch
>>63869686
There was literally nobody like that.
I really, really don't understand the J.J dick sucking they have over at RLM.
I can't fathom it
>>63869247
a glib facsimile
>>63869549
He's not ignorant to how the movie was put together. He's talking about it not feeling transparent in the final product.
How many views is it going to peak at on YT?
>>63869247
what a bunch of faggots, always knew they would keep it safe space. Fucking sellouts
are these guys serious? the movie sucked big time.
I hope this review is a joke and at the end they will say that the movie SUCKS (I am at the 8th minute)
>>63869247
>Red Meme Media liked it
/TV/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63869695
They all disliked Into Darkness
>>63869584
The Force Awakens is better than the prequels. If you think otherwise your brain is broken.
>>63869694
Have you literally missed all the RLM threads since the movie came out?
>>63869656
>blows their entire credibility
Wow you take this internet reviewing thing pretty seriously, anon.
>>63869710
Well, did he watch the movie?
>>63869724
Literally nobody was hating it just because they thought he would, they already hated it
MIKE LOVED IT HAHAHAHA
>RED LETTER SHILLMEDIA BOUGHT BY DISNEY
even max landis blasted this piece of crap
They don't even have a problem with Mary Sue being magically overpowered.
>>63869682
>thanks for supporting RLM, and considering donating to our patreon if you want more content
I already have! THANKS BASED RED LETTER MEDIA!
Please give Rich Evans a big fucking hug for me! And congratulate him on his continued weight loss! He is looking good!
>>63869682
I didn't watch this shit nor their Jurassic World review. I never watch their reviews because I'm not fucking reddit who devotes himself to follow one hit wonder jewtuber reviewers.
>it just felt like a solid Star Wars sequel
>a better star wars sequel than Return of the Jedi I'd say
haters putting the rope around their necks
>they hate every aspect of the prequels
>TFA is the opposite of the prequels in almost every way
Makes sense doe
TRAITORS
>>63869688
>Rich is now my favorite because he validates my opinion more
Fucking idiots in these threads.
>I loved it
Nooooooooooo
>>63869748
Are they really Jewish? Source?
>>63869272
I came into this thread to remind everyone that these guys are cancer and the first post I see is an obvious redditor.
Can you not go over r/redditlettermedia instead of shitting up this board?
>>63869247
FUCK YOU MIKE AND JAY FUCKING SELLOUTS
>>63869744
>Max Landis
>Victor Frankenstein
>American Ultra
Opinion discarded
>>63869695
They HATED Into Darkness.
Jay even mentions how much it sucked in this very review.
>literally making excuses for the flaws of the movie: the review
LITERALLY BOUGHT OFF
This is too funny. Those shills are bought off by disney. It's clear as fuck.
When even a guy like max landis who is deep in the hollywood machine realizes what a turd TFA was the rlm retards blew their entire credibility
>>63869776
Jay literally is
>>63869748
>devotes himself to shitposting and bitching about people liking something he doesn't like
you're worse than reddit. Seriously consider what you're doing with your life, go outside or something
>>63869748
>jewtubes
>everyone is juden
Ohh /pol/. You so dumb.
>one of them hates it
>one of them literally says Disney's PR lines
>one of them acts as intermediary
JESUS WHO COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED THIS
>>63869247
>thread gets posted, nothing
>clone thread gets posted minutes later with clickbait image, marketer lines and titles, boom replies
/tv/ just say you love shills and marketers
>>63869247
>recognize it rips off a new hope
>still like it
oh, they are retarded.
>>63869723
It's a well-made movie, prequels were not. But prequels were bad Star Wars movies, this one isn't Star Wars movie at all
>>63869756
>I need youtubers to validate my opinions
>If RLM likes it, all criticisms are invalid from here on out
wow, is there anyone more pathetic than the guys who follow these assholes?
>>63869793
yep, its so fucking obvious that they are bought.
Jay is such a hack fraud. When he says the characters have actual impact, did he even watch the same movie?
>>63869793
>When even a guy like max landis
Bitter failure hates fun successful movie, more at 11
>>63869738
>Well, did he have the exact same opinion as me?
Apparently not, anon. That's how opinions work.
>the part where mike talks about bane
was he baneposting
>>63869815
>soft remake
wtf is a soft remake you shills
>1:45 in
>le heroes on both sides meme
That was a perfectly acceptable statement.
RotS Plinkett = Worst Plinkett.
They praise TFA for everything they blasted the prequels for.
They are so obviously in disney's pocket now.
>>63869247
> Daisy Ridley was great
Jesus fucking Christ /TV/, hold me
>>63869819
>wow, is there anyone more pathetic than the guys who follow these assholes?
Yes. There's this autist who follows them and shitposts in the threads. He likes to use reaction images, sort of like you.
Wait...maybe you're the asshole
So uhhh... I thought it was good
>>63869792
>literally making things up in greentext to validate my juvenile hatred of a pleasant space adventure movie: the post
>>63869797
>implying RLMfags aren't the real shitposters
>>63869779
>/tv/ is 99% FA threads
>liking FA = redditor
U WUT M8?
>>63869843
kill you are self tripcode faggot
It feels like they watched a completely different movie.
What is this shit?
>>63869819
>I got btfo because mike and jay, who's opinions I've been copying for over half a decade, disagree with me
>Star Wars haters expect RLM to bash it
>turns out they love it
>SHILLS!
>DISNEY BOUGHT THEM OFF
>THEY SOLD OUT
top fucking kek, /tv/ truly is the dumbest board
>>63869841
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63735500/#q63735500
>Mfw I beat RLM to inventing the term but now everyone will associate it with them
>>63869860
No, I'm implying YOU are the shitposter
There are heroes on both sides anon
>>63869817
> this one isn't Star Wars movie at all
Explain that to the people calling it an exact copy of A New Hope.
>>63869846
>They praise TFA for everything they blasted the prequels for.
Except they don't. Like, they don't do that at all. I didn't even really like TFA that much, but you're fucking retarded.
>>63869846
this
>>63869854
It was alright but it's not great. It's like capeshit with Star Wars paint.
>harrison ford looks like he gives a shit
>harrison ford was a lot of fun in this movie
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ON? This is the worst thing they ever did
>>63869793
the amount of money they should have been able to ask for given their status for fans should have been VERY large. they are easily worth 100k+
honestly I'm glad for them as in the long run it won't make any difference and they are taking money from Disney's profit margin.
>>63869853
>STOP HATING MY YOUTUBE ATTENTION WHORES
Mike has such a big smile on his face this whole review. He's so happy.mike confirmed for hackfraud
>>63869847
She was the worst part of the movie
THEY POINT TO EVERY SINGLE FAULT IN THE FILM WHILE SHRUGGING IT OFF OR EXCUSING IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63869873
I love Mike's serial killer look in this one
You do know these aren't "real" movie critics right?
I'm loving the tears, keep it up!
rlm have officially jumped the shark
>>63869847
She was the best part of the movie
>I'm excited to see these characters again
even Rich is coming around
>>63869892
Nah, Han was great.
>>63869855
>oh the movie is exactly the same than a new hope
>but it works because i say so
>oh they blow up another death star showing they have not creativity
>but it works because i say so
>oh this character doesn't do anything and really has not personality
>but it works because i say so
They just name obvious flaws and then dismiss them because they like the movie
>>63869881
he means they praise TFA for things it does no better than the prequels did.
>>63869919
They did in Jurassic World already
>>63869911
Yeah. This feels very much like the idiots praising EPISODE 1 right after they saw it.
>>63869916
realer than any other critic because they self-publish and don't have to toe their given party's line
>>63869846
>clear protagonist
>clear motivations for all the characters
>performances that aren't wooden
>practical sets and creatures
>thrust of the story is character drama and not lightsaber battles
Can you please provide examples of what the fuck you're talking about?
>>63869918
>LITERALLY figuratively
But that's false true you smart retard
>>63869921
Wrong. Kylo was
>>63869892
Compare Ford in this movie to his role in Crystal Skull. He is much better in TFA.
>>63869881
>Like
like ugh amirite, what is this? 1950 nazi germany?
COME ON NOW! It's 2015, how can you not cope to social media induced peer pressure to like a movie that is LITERALLY figuratively worse than phantom menace?
I MEAN COME ON NOW GUYS
>Literally nobody agrees with contrarian SW7 haters
>The butthurt is real
GLORIOUS
Posting in a meltdown thread
RLM IS FUCKING FINISHED
HACKS ACTUALLY SUGGEST THIS FILM IS GOOD
>>63869932
>They just name obvious flaws and then dismiss them because they like the movie
Yeah that's kind of how enjoying movies works, dipshit.
Jay hates the 360 too
>>63869953
spotted the redditor with broken irony detector
>>63869938
How can it remind you of 1999 if you're a 15 year old talking out of your ass
>>63869978
It is a review not a "we are gonna circlejerk for an hour about the disney corporation"
>>63869975
>ACTUALLY SUGGESTING THIS FILM IS GOOD
So does 99% of /tv/. Where have you been? Almost every fucking thread is FA pandering bullshit.
>>63869978
That's not how criticism works though. That's just ignoring genuine flaws because it fucking panders to you in some areas enough.
>>63869975
>implying they wont influence a huge portion of people who can't decide on their own with this video
Disney was saved once again
AHAHAHA
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MIKE & JAY TO BACKPEDAL ON THEIR PRAISE IN THE FUTURE.
>jay is literally reading off the press release
what the flying fuck is going on? bought off
>>63870000
How can you be so fucking stupid ffs
Ebert's 3.5 star review reads exactly like that
>>63869975
>95% on RT
>8.9 on IMDB
>breaks records on opening day
>RLM likes it
>no it's everyone other than me is wrong!
>>63870005
>So does 99% of /tv/.
So do a few shills and disney interns.
/tv/ hates the movie.
>>63869975
post yfw Hack Letter Media is finished
>>63869949
>clear protagonist
>clear motivations for all the characters
no, not at all.
a lot of things happen in the film just by pure coincidence and characters just behave according to our expectations of how characters in a Star Wars film should behave.
>>63869978
They're reviewing a movie supposedly objectively, but instead they are just reviewing it based on their enjoyment like hackfrauds
>>63870040
>I'm a sexy cartoon cat
Uhh....okay?
>>63870030
Avatar is around 80% on both and they shat on it
>>63869885
Even worse.
They like the lame quipps and whedon tier snark.
In Avengers it pissed them off and now they love it and jay calls it "scrappy characters"
What the shit is wrong with them?
>>63870011
They don't ignore the flaws. They point out what they felt didn't work in the movie, but that didn't bog down their overall enjoyment because it gets the "fun space adventure" stuff right and has likable characters. They explain pretty clearly why they liked it. You're just butthurt they're not validating your opinion.
>They loved it
Who would have guessed
>>63870026
Why can't I find wave after wave of positive 1999 reviews? Why do I only ever find condemnation of it initially?
>>63870030
>breaks records on opening day
>still hasn't made its money back
>won't beat Avatar
>will just barely even beat Jurassic World if lucky
>being a drone
>>63870039
>/tv/ hates the movie
Holy shit this denial.
>>63870039
>99% of /tv/ threads are circle jerks about FA
>but /tv/ hates the movie
>>63870030
>Literally the same as TPM
Real life POETRY
>>63870039
don't say /tv hates it
You'll aggro people telling you're a contrarian for the sake of if, because your life supposedly sucks. It's a lost cause
>>63870026
This.
The critics and the normies gobbled up tpm. It was angry internet nerds and "contrarians" that hated it.
The hype died down, the hate stayed.
>>63869247
>tfw they made episode 100 the big star wars movie
Perfect timing
>>63870057
They didn't love it, but they didn't exactly give it the prequel treatment.
Why is it so unbearable to some of you faggots that people enjoy a movie more than you?
Who'd thought Rich was the only non-pleb
>>63870039
>/tv/ is one person
Hello gaiaonline
>>63870057
Avatar's critical reception and RLM's view of it compared to TFA is literal proof of the fact that the media just sells reviews.
>>63870075
>hasn't made it's money back in 2 days
>will barely become the third highest grossing movie of all time
Oh, what flop. You sure showed me.
>>63870082
90% of the circlejerks are redditors and disney interns trying to drum up hype for the movie by astroturfing
>>63870058
>mfw the plinkett reviews was a commission by disney to get everyone to hate the prequels so that no matter what the new star wars movie was people would love it
>>63870039
>/tv/ hates the movie.
>>63870058
>They like the lame quipps and whedon tier snark.
So what you're saying is you've never seen any of the original Star Wars movies.
>>63870058
$$$
>>63870113
>it's all a vast Disney conspiracy
You have a mental disorder
>>63870075
What would you do If It does break 2bn?
Remember Anon point it towards your brain, not towards the back of your throat
So is it a running gag that people here think RLM gets paid by studios for positive reviews or are there actually people on /tv/ that are genuinely this stupid?
>>63870084
The reviews were horribly mixed in 1999, asswipe.
>>63870093
Again this is a review, it is supposed to have some sort of objectivity.
>Doing the review RIGHT after they watched it
No wonder they liked it. It took me a day to realize how fucking awful it was, I came out of the theater going "alright that wasnt so bad". Then I actually gave some thought to the movie and started coming up with a million reasons why its not good.
>>63870074
Because you don't know how to scroll down apparently
You guys can make fun of me for posting this, go for it.
This is such a letdown. I enjoy Half In The Bag, I like how casual it is and in general I like listening to people talk about movies.
RLM has either been bought out or has completely lost their edge. Every single criticism they applied to the prequels can easily be applied to TFA. But they aren't even half heartedly having a crack.
Not even going to finish episode 100. I'm thinking this means no more Plinkett, might as well be considered a closed character.
>>63870137
The funny thing is haters actually believe this shit. They can't comprehend most people like the movie, and they're a minority.
>>63870000
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>>63870141
>actually people on /tv/ that are genuinely this stupid?
Only the /pol/ and /x/ cross-posters
>>63870104
>Who'd have thought Rich would be chosen to give the illusion of impartiality
it's because he isn't normally in Half In The Bag as a critic. Mike and Jay "represent" the show more so they had to like it.
I like how jay sarcastically brushes aside the criticism of TFA like it's just angry nerds when their entire shtick was that they made a 9 hour nerdy rant about the prequels.
>>63869247
The amount of samefagging in this thread is painful
People being this mad some more people didn't like the movie. Jeez chill
note the inferior mental capacities of the Rey hater
>>63870169
>he really believes that movie studios don't astroturf in internet
Is the cheapest form of publicity.
>>63870162
Shhhhhh, he doesn't want you to prove him wrong
>I liked Kylo Ren alot
holy shit Jay is a fucking moron
>>63870111
it won't even get into the top 10 movies of all time if you account for inflation
it might not even beat Jurassic World as it is underperforming overseas compared to that film.
the illusion that Star Wars is some kind of one-of-a-kind cultural juggernaut is just part of how they try to sell the film at this point.
The way jay is stressing the "likeable characters" really makes it seem he was given keynotes about how to praise the movie.
>>63870062
No, that's not objective reviewing. They're not judging the merit of the film as a film in the overall scheme of things. They're pointing out flaws but not weighing them against the good in a real manner.
It's like saying a bitch who gives good head is pretty because she gives you good head when the quality of her looks has nothing to do with whether her tongue licks you in the right places to make you bust.
>>63870181
>People being this mad some more people didn't like the movie
What post is about that? What thread are you in?
>the most verbal detractors of the prequel trilogy
Of course the movie was designed to pander to them, leaving them satisfied.
>>63870148
also gives them plausible deniability which is smart.
>Vote Trump!
What did he mean by this?
>the story sucks but it's just a backdrop for the character drama
So.... just like the prequels then?
What is their problem with the prequels again?
>>63870140
>break 2bn
good joke
>>63870193
Maybe you're the moron.
>>63870166
>You guys can make fun of me for posting this, go for it.
Thanks for your permission.
You're a faggot.
You're a stupid, pathetic faggot if you feel genuinely "let down" because some internet reviewers didn't share your opinion on a dumbass Star Wars movie.
Holy shit did you guys get to the end? The entire vid was a Disney sellout joke. I was fucking DYING!!!
>>63870195
>the illusion that Star Wars is some kind of one-of-a-kind cultural juggernaut is just part of how they try to sell the film at this point.
And it's amazing the way people are buying right into it, I said it wasn't going to beat Avatar and I got hit with "You seriously think the MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME isn't going to beat Avatar?!?!?!"
>>63870181
>200+ replies, 60 posters
it's like the same 4 kids, 2 saying it sucked the other 2 saying it didn't
The problem isn't really that they liked it. They can like whatever they want. The problem is that they list WORD FOR WORD the criticism that was voiced on /tv/ and by certain professional critics while glossing over it and shrugging it off. It's like they're aware of all of the film's problems but are unable to pass a negative judgement on it.
>>63870201
>that's not objective reviewing
When has RLM ever claimed to be objective reviewers or "real" critics? They don't even consider themselves that.
>>63869247
yfw they liked it and /tv/ was wrong
yfw over the next few weeks /tv/ will shift to an overwhelmingly positive opinion of TFA
>what this movie had to do was to reestablish star wars as THE STARWARS you like and it DOES that
lol they sound like they are bought off for sure
>>63870216
In the prequels the story was a backdrop for the cgi.
>>63870221
And yet here you are, essentially equally as upset in the exact same thread as me
Something for you to think about maybe Anon
I'm surprised they liked this generic shit as mich as they did.
>>63870193
too deep 4 ya pleb
>>63870216
How is that like the prequels? In the prequels, the shitty story is a backdrop for shitty characters with confusing motivations and no emotional depth.
A better example would be the original trilogy, as they point out in this episode.
>>63870245
Then why does anyone on this board care about their opinions so much? Do people just get off on youtubers repeating what they already feel or believe?
>>63869247
>yfw 37:40
>yfw "Butt they are paid by DISNEY" Conspiracy THEORISTs" BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63870162
There's 2.5 pages of rotten reviews, 2.5 pages of fresh reviews, with much of the fresh being apologist-esque. That's the 50% confirmed rotten it has today and the 15 years of reviews since have kept track with that pattern. You're only imagining a massive backlash after an initial praise, opinions were mixed-to-negative from the word go.
>Bane jokes
Do they even hide their fan service? wow.
>>63870245
>Review: a critical appraisal of a book, play, film, etc. published in a newspaper or magazine.
>critical: expressing or involving an analysis of the merits and faults of a work of literature, music, or art.
Of course for the SJW who like these movies words mean something different, so no surprise there.
>they liked it
unsubscribed and called the cops
>>63870216
>it's just a backdrop for the character drama
like Kylo hating Han for no reason and Rey learning the Force by doing nothing and Finn wanting to join the Resistance because it's the right thing to do.
le character drama :)
>>63870244
>The problem isn't really that they liked it. They can like whatever they want. The problem is that they list WORD FOR WORD the criticism that was voiced on /tv/ and by certain professional critics while glossing over it and shrugging it off. It's like they're aware of all of the film's problems but are unable to pass a negative judgement on it.
This. Their entire plinkett reviews was blowing up those tiny snippets of criticism and making a huge deal out of it.
Now they shrug it off as "well it's a fun movie FUN YOU GUYS FUUUN" the prequels were also "fun"
>>63870244
You can enjoy movies despite flaws. This is a common thing amonst people that aren't jaded assholes that go into a movie looking for ways to hate it.
>it's like a soft reboot!
>>63870244
You can accept that there's negatives and still enjoy something.
Anybody who says everything about a movie is great or bad is a retard
>>63870266
>the shitty story is a backdrop for shitty characters with confusing motivations and no emotional depth.
What is finn's motivation? What is rey's motivation? The only one who has a "motivation" is kylo ren
>>63870280
>hurr durr /tv/ invented Bane
>>63869769
Whatever happened to cynical jaded Mike? Jurassic World and now this?
smdh tbqh
>>63870290
>iPhone /sp/lebs are the ones butthurt about Star Wars
Sounds about right
>Episode 100
THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO LAZY ON HALF IN THE BAG
THEY PLANNED IT ALL ALONG THAT THE 100th EPISODE WILL BE THE STAR WARS ONE
At first I thought they were being too forgiving, but it seemed they were pretty accurate in their analysis. I'm not a big Star Wars fan so that's probably why I didn't like it as much as them.
The bigger problem is that Mike has some kind of personal vendetta against Episode I which actually wasn't that bad, so this movie being a bit better gets blown out of proportion
>I LOVED IT
I bet you do, asshole
>>63870302
Are you seriously asking that? It's all right there in the movie. You can disslike the movie all you want, but you can't just ignore the very clear character motivations that the movie provides.
>>63870302
>What is finn's motivation? What is rey's motivation?
It's fascinating that you don't know since both are directly stated to you
>check the individual poster count
>literally one guy replying to everyone who didn't like TFA with laughing reaction images
whoa so this is the power of astroturfing
>>63870283
>like Kylo hating Han for no reason
My theory is that most prequel defenders are somewhere on the autism spectrum so the inhuman prequel characters don't bother them, thanks for affirming that
If you get mad about a reviewer because they don't parrot your own opinion back at you then you're a total pleb
>>63870252
I dont understand that sentence. The movie is called EPISODE SEVEN. Why does it have to reestablish a franchise when you are supposed to have watched SIX MOVIES before it. IT DIDNT NEED TO BE A FUCKING REHASH
>>63870284
They went soft
>>63870302
>What is finn's motivation?
He doesn't want to die as just another unnamed stormtrooper
>What is rey's motivation?
To be with her family.
>>63870313
/tv/ invented baneposting
>>63870270
>do people get off on hearing Youtubers repeating what they believe
YES YOU FUCKING IDIOT ALL HUMANS DO THIS
We like the people we like because they think the same way as us
We select politicans based on how much our beliefs overlap with their platform
How the fuck can you not have figured this out
>>63869878
They actually used that term to describe the upcoming Gremlins sequel in the Krampus review
>>63869878
that term has been around for a while, moron.
>mike baneposts for an entire episode
>>63870193
Jay outs himself as a fucking retard in this one
>>63870361
Speak for yourself, I like when I read/watch a review that disagrees with my thoughts, because it makes me think about a film more and sometimes rewatch it to try see another perspective
>>63869936
such as?
>tfw they didn't mention BB8
>>63870354
>shitty characters with confusing motivations and no emotional depth.
so
>shitty characters with confusing motivations and no emotional depth.
>>63870380
do you feel euphoric?
>All their criticism is applicable to TFA
>TFA is exactly like ANH
What are you guys saying, exactly?
>>63870385
Or Snoke
>>63870342
I think you're onto something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
>>63870394
No, not really
>>63869247
Review was pretty good
9/10
Hopefully they do a Plinkett review too.
>>63870389
you're either shitposting or legitimately retarded and didn't pay attention to the movie
>>63869247
TORRENT WHERE
>>63870298
>You can accept that there's negatives and still enjoy something.
Unless the name of the movie is the Phantom Menace
>Jays outburst at the end
>not sure if whole episode is elaborate 42 minutes of b8
>>63870389
How is "I don't want to kill innocent people and die" confusing?
i don't understand how jay is saying it didn't look calculated
tbqhwy nobody should be surprised
their subscribers/viewers have been dropping for a while now. people only ever cared about plinkett and they obviously don't want to do that anymore, it's been literally years. cashing out before they completely die should be completely expected, maybe they can even get jobs at disney after this
>They suck now because they didn't validate my shitty opinion!
>Half in The bag scene
>Fifth Avenue Stroll starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6YgHidevk
>>63870406
Mike suggested he's probably only 4 feet tall
manlets compensating as usual
>>63870389
Do you get paid to shit-post?
>>63870406
They brought up snoke, mike joked about him being 4 feet tall
>>63870419
Because he then has no problem killing stormtroopers HE WAS RAISED WITH. Nigga was just a pussy, not a heroic character
>>63870380
Categorically a lie
You watch things you think you disagree with to get educated, and then you adopt those same beliefs, and then you consume more content around those adopted beliefs
This is such a basic explanation as to how humans interact with each other, it's actually amazing someone could not understand this phenomenon
>>63870244
What are you talking about, nigger? They blasted the prequels for having an overly complicated plot, overdone cgi/action, and shitty characters/dialogue. Regardless of how similar the plot is to ANH, the TFA still has a solid story, good action, and real characters. They still harped on some points that were prequel-tier, like Phasma.
>>63870417
I don't know why you can't understand the basic principle of enjoyment, are you on the spectrum?
Mike and Jay realise there's problems with TFA, but the positives outweigh the negatives for them.
Mike and Jay realise the huge problems with TPM, but the negatives far outweigh the positives.
Understand now buddy?
>>63869247
These are the drunkest, most sarcastic reviewers of all time.
Even their sarcasm expressed sarcastically.
>>63870075
>won't beat Avatar
>will just barely even beat Jurassic World if lucky
even if you really didn't enjoy this movie how can you be this delusional
>>63870441
They're all apart of the system he was forced into, doesn't look like he was friends with any as he tells no one of his plan to escape.
>>63870430
they disagree with me so I disagree with them
>liking people that disagree with you becaus they agreed with you before
literal cuck logic
>>63870444
Not true at all, but if you just like echo chambers then good for you buddy. Tumblr would be a great site for you, check it out
Rich reminds me of a girl I dated once
>Mike and Jay loved it.
Fucking hack frauds. Rich confirmed for best Redletter.
>>63870342.
>prequel defenders have autism
>says the guy who eats up Marvelshit like TFA
>>63870345
>They went soft
For hard cash. I really hope it was in the high 6 figures, at least. Should have expected Disney to cover the RLM base. Oh well...
Why are people still questioning whether rey is Lukes daughter? Of course she is...that's why they didn't talk at the end and just stared at each other. They were talking with the force. And thats why rey has a vision of luke with R2? He left her on jakku and she was waiting for him.
>>63870420
because in comparison to the prequels it's not that bad on the jew checklist front
in the prequels we have turbo-garbage like 50% of the runtime being dedicated to a cringy romance because the committee suits think thats what women want to see and the glory of jar jar because thats what they think little kids want to see
in the force awakens shit happens that a committee of jews only concerned with pleasing the biggest amount of people and selling toys wouldnt want to happen like killing off a fan favorite character and not putting in some obnoxious little child actor
>>63870454
If you actually think this shit will come even close to Avatar, which killed both domestic and international markets, you're the one who's fucking delusional.
ahahaha all the butthurt ITT just because they happened to like a movie million others liked
>>63870463
So what they are people too!. If he was capable of feeling remorse then why not others? He clearly had friends since he had amazing social skills so why not be concerned about killing his former friends? The movie just falls apart when you start thinking about it
How many YT views is it going to score?
I saw if below 250k it's a failure
>>63870485
Also Rey has a rebel pilot doll in her AT-AT
>>63870466
Wtf, is wordfilter gone?cuck cuck KEK
>>63870381
TFA has incoherent plotting, stock characters, a shameless reuse of things from the OT, illogical character behavior, etc.
>>63870441
>he then has no problem killing stormtroopers HE WAS RAISED WITH
HUH? Did you even watch the movie? Trollin?
They never show him "killing his old buddy who is a storm trooper too". Please stop ship posting son.
>>63870508
Make it 500k
>>63870513
a sex doll?
>>63870473
Here's another news flash for you Astroboy: /tv/ is a huge echo chamber and anyone who has been here for more than a month understands that
>>63870450
>Mike and Jay realise there's problems with TFA, but the positives outweigh the negatives for them.
the positives they think outweigh the negatives just makes them look like pathetic plebs
>>63869247
/TV/ BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>63870449
>TFA still has a solid story, good action, and real characters
no, it doesn't.
I get the feeling they're pretty easy on it because it's 4am.
>>63870519
>character behavior
no, JJ wins on this alone.
>>63870519
give an example of all four or I'll find your reddit account and downvote you
>>63870516
testing desu cuck senpai
>>63870538
Not really, as this thread proves there's people who like and dislike the star wars films
>>63870485
She won't be.
Then apologists will have to come up with another reason as to why she is so powerful.She's a mary sue
>>63870454
you don't know anything about what this movie needed to do to have a chance at beating Avatar.
Avatar made $70 million in its opening weekend. All the reports you're hearing about TFA breaking records are just marketing.
>>63870450
This is correct expect that TPM has no positives.
>don't forget to like and share it on Facebook good goys
>>63870519
>stock characters
Name another character like Finn in any other star wars movie
>>63870419
>I don't want to kill innocent people but I sure as hell don't mind killing my former comrades whom I grew up with
>>63869247
>Mike and Jay loved it
>Rich liked it
/tv/ literally on suicide watch.
>>63870530
Im not saying he literally shot his old stormtrooper friend you fucking mongoloid,. you need to think deeper than what you are shown. He is shown shooting stormtroopers and fighting them before Rey gets kidnapped, and they said they raised stormtroopers from birth so obviously he should regret shooting his former comrades aswell
>>63870563
Standard cuck works
Capitalized KEK doesn't
The hell is going on, hirosimoot
The reason /tv/ so often changes its opinion to conform with Red Letter Media is because /tv/ is conscious of its own autism (irrationality) but wishes to conform to reason (rationality). Mike and Jay, and to a lesser extent Rich, works as a sort of filter, through with the fa/tv/irgin sorts their opinions, in the form of their reviews, to discover which hold water against normal people with an interest in televison & film. Those that RLM disagree with, /tv/ takes as results of their autism and unconscious irrationality, while those that RLM agree with, they take as confirmations of their surviving sanity and normality.
>>63870582
TPM had a great score.
TFA didn't even get the music right.
>>63870620
>autism (irrationality)
You abslute mong
>>63869423
It was half and half with Jurassic World. Mike said he enjoyed it, Jay was basically /tv/, nitpicking it to hell and back, and Mike called him out on it. I think you've misunderstood them, if you're expecting everything to be a SO EBIN takedown of the movie.
>>63870506
>He clearly had friends
[citation needed]
If you are stolen at childhood, stripped of your identify, stripped of your name, and made to wear a mask at all time....you might not have many or any friends dumbass. The Empire isn't know for encouraging social activities. Even the notion of Friends is probably discouraged.
>>63870538
4chan is one of the few places that ISN'T an echo chamber because there are no social dynamics.
>>63870647
>things on 4chan mean what they mean irl
yeah because when you write someone has autism on 4chan you literally mean they have autism in real life bruv man family
>>63870602
>he should regret shooting his former comrades
Why? You are giving him some inherit emotional attachment to other stormtroopers that is never shown in the movie.
>>63870723
>4chan is one of the few places that ISN'T an echo chamber
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Great joke! :^) upvoted
Mike loved all the shit movies this year, his taste is actually regressing.
>>63870723
You're too green for this board
No social dynamics on a website built around instantaneous communication via text and images
Fucking hilarious
>>63869584
>they are the reason why every fedora on the internet hates PT
Underage confimed. Everyone hated the prequels well before the Plinkett Episode I review came around. Plinkett was just the first one to go beyond "Jar Jar sucks", and actually do an in depth deconstruction of it. The downside of that is that it emboldened the nitpicky autists on the internet.
Shit I had a dream where Rich Evans died of cancer. Perhaps that meant that the new HitB was uploaded. Weird but I love it. Can't wait to watch it.
>>63870776
You mean like the one he cradled in his arms in the opening minute of the film? Fucking dumbass JJ apologist
>>63870776
THE FIRST SCENE IN THE FUCKING MOVIE IS HIM BEING SAD AT ANOTHER TROOPER DYING WHAT THE FUCK
>>63869247
>>63869247
RLM tipped some serious fedoras to /tv/ culture.
For better or worse, at least they havent become contrarian assholes.
>>63870431
Ah, good old royalty-free music
L.M.F.A.O. @ Jay grasping at straws to keep his partnership with Disney inconspicuous. Just one word for this review;
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>>63870912
>For better or worse, at least they havent become contrarian assholes.
Liking TFA is contrarian you idiot
>>63870998
>Liking TFA is contrarian
>>63870298
Have you fucking seen the Plinkett reviews or what?
>>63870998
No it isn't retard
>>63871041
Plinkett reviews point out the parts he likes as well, Mike says he enjoys the Emperor and a couple other things
>>63870506
he was clearly trained wrong, there'd be way more stormtroopers not following orders
>>63871103
They even mention that they monitor stormtroopers for that kind of thing, Finn had just never showed the signs previously
fuck off reddit mods
POSTAN IN A STICKY
>STICKY
FUCKING KEK, RLM CONFIRMED FOR KINGS OF /TV/
>Sticky
Lmao
STICKy
>sticky
but its bullshit
Mods are shills.
>STICKY
How much is Disney paying Asian moot?
>>63869247
>sticky for a youtube video of three guys talking about a movie
FUCK THIS PLACE
>sticky
/TV/ CONTRARIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Oh shit, this thread became a sticky.
W-what???
>sticky
as if we needed more proof that the mods are on disney's payroll too
How much money does RLM make? Are they rich?
>sticky
what the fuck NO
stiki
>>63869580
Mike is cute! CUTE!
>Sticky for this
This is actually the worst board on this site, there is no equal.
>>63871359
fuck off janny
>>63871345
11k a month from patreon
If they liked it, they are part of the cancer killing movies. Why does this get a sticky?
>>63869247
Thanks for the sticky!
Based Rich
Based Trigger warning shit
Based "Disney propaganda sarcasm"
Based JAY: "IT SUCKS!!!! MUHH PLOTHOLES! PLOTHOLES!!"
9/10 review
BASED AS FUCK
>I loved it
Mike is a hack susceptible to his own nostalgia
POSTING IN A STICKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKZM82m9iA4
Mike is a fucking retard. I wonder how much Disney paid him off with.
>>63871366
Do your remember when moot raped /pol/? Stickied "White Men Worshiping a BIG BLACK COCK"?
>Sticky for this schlock
What the heck mods?
>sticky
ugh
Thread theme (now 100% more fabulous): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g
>>63871445
problematic
>>63871442
The best day of my life.
So this means we won't get a Plinkett review if they loved it so much?
Reddit leddit media
>>63871377
>fuck off janny
I think all they said on Rey was "she was great".
>>63869247
Official thread song....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-KyLQujQA
Why is this shit sticky
>Making a 40 minute shill video a sticky.
Is Disney paying literally everybody off?
Posting in Sticky
>mfw critics, audiences, Star Wars nerds, RLM, and even the mods are pushing in the /tv/ contrarians' shit
Or we all bought by Disney too?
>>sticky
wew
I like how they hated the idea of Gremlins being a soft reboot yet loved TFA.
They also never talked in detail about Finn && Rey, possibly because one was shit & the other eh.
Kylo Ren probably was the best character.
>yeah it was good
>yeah it was a good adventure movie
>yeah it felt like a real sequel
>yeah it was really a sequel
HiTB is so painfully mediocre. I think the Plinkett reviews were definitely a one off stroke of genius, or maybe Mike just works better with Rich only.
>>63871490
thats how you know they were bought. Its ok if you liked it but not admitting she was a mary sue and that her using force tricks an hour after learning about the force was stupid is beyond me
S H I L L S
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>>63869656
>What is their TDKR review
>>63871506
They had 200 million dollar to advertise this with. You only need to spend a fraction of that to bribe Internet reviewers.
>>63871039
>>63871044
yes it is
So....does the Republic still exist? And did they just destroy Coruscant? Doesn't that have about 100 billion people? Kind of feel like that should have been a bigger deal.
>this thread
>>63871534
How many hotpockets did it take them to pay off the mods?
Mods are literally paid by Disney and RLM. Hope you happy you poured your money into that patreon now, faggots.
>>63869247
>yfw two Star Wars Stickies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0BIazf-7j4
>>63871536
You are sheep. Go update your Facebook with the Star Wars logo like everyone else.
How could anyone like this shit movie holy fuck
>Sticky for fucking YouTube reviewers
This place is gone. Why the fuck is a shitty "pretend I have friends to talk to" video being FUCKING STICKYED BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO WITH SOME GARBAGE KIDDIE MOVIE
>>63871539
You should ask it in one of the other 50 SW threads. This is strictly about whining about youtube reviews.
>Daisy Ridley made the movie
Ok literally everyone has had a handout from Disney
>>63869932
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>63871555
Mods have been Disney shills for some time now.
>>63871539
From what I've gathered it was the New Republic Capital that is not Coruscant.
>>63871539
At least they showed people on the planet they destroyed this time. They were much more lax with Alderaan in A New Hope.
>soft reboot
I guess this what we have to say when we want to excuse a film for being really lazy about ripping off its predecessors.
>>63871566
/tv/ is now /sw/
Remember when it was almost renamed /4u/? Disney shilling succeeded where autistic humor failed.
>>63871555
none. they do it for free as usual
>liked Harrison Ford's performance
Sorry, this is too much. RLM is dead.
>>63871561
>implying the people who share RLM shit are the facebookfags
also
>2015
>caring about anyone's opinions outside of anonymous image board posters.
>>63871610
This is what got to you out of everything? Ford was ok.
>>63871515
>99% of /tv/ is Star Wars shit
>but they are just contrarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214
>>63871575
>dem contrarian tears
Everyone loved Daisy. She's the new number 1 waifu.
>>63871575
I swear they paid for everything. Even fucking Obama shilled for them.
>>63871474
Plinkett's done positive reviews of Star Trek 2009, Titanic and a commentary track for ANH where he goes through how it's a cinematic masterpiece
>>63871526
That bit where they kinda-sorta tried to equate Rey figuring out the force to Luke in ESB was pretty laughable.
SOFT REBOOT
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If you use the word "contrarian," you're literally an idiot. It's an invented concept by idiots with reddit sensibilities who are too fragile to deal with criticism of mediocre media that has widespread appeal.
It's a troubling manifestation of millennials' mental weakness. Seriously, the only people who would even entertain any "argument" involving the concept of being "contrarian" are weak, lazy idiots who can't deal with criticism substantively.
If it bothers you that much that people criticize mediocre mass-marketed work designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator, like Star Wars, Breaking Bad, pop music, etc., you should find a safe bubble and stay there. Or kill yourself.
>>63871646
Oh man :3
>>63871526
Mary sue is not a term used in proper reviewing
>>63871646
Did you hear about her being cast in the new Mask reboot? I'm looking forward to it.
>>63871646
she's all teeth
she looks like she'd chomp my dick off in one snap of her jaws
i'd be ok with that
>sticky
I didn't believe when anons said this board is shit but this right here. Fucking faggot ass mods
>>63871665
this t b h
What is a "contrarian" even supposed to be? Someone who doesn't buy into social media induced hype about shitty things?
Oh well guess Im a contrarian then
Mike is a sheep. I bet he felt responsible in how shit the new movie is so he had to lie and come up with some bullshit.
at least jack wasn't in it
>>63871665
>It's a troubling manifestation of millennials' mental weakness.
kek, how old are you?
>>63871402
I need this in my life.
EVEN THE MODS AGREElatza sticky when
>>63871515
>>63871650
You have a mental disorder
When I walked out of the theatre, I was happy. I liked it.
But after letting it sink in, thinking about it more, and hearing what other people say, a lot of the flaws have become more apparent.
I still think its good; watching it is fun. But there are some serious flaws that make it still nowhere near as good as the OT.
I want to see it a second time to confirm my feeling. Since they filmed this at stu time right after seeing it, it makes me wonder if they were still in that ecstasy and happy its not completely bad like the prequels, so they forgive or don't think about certain issues.
It's not great, it's not shit. I'd like to see a more in-depth breakdown like a plinkett review later on.
>we all like it XD
>meta bit at the end to imply they actually hated it
pretty much as conclusive as what I expected
>>63871665
I use the word contrarian when someone puts forth legitimate arguments that I can't reason against.
It's fine they liked it, but considering Mike tore the prequels a new asshole over every little thing they did wrong, it is kind of strange that he just kind of liked everything about this movie.
posting in a legendary RLM sticky
RLM IS /tv/, redditor contrarians LEAVE and I don't care if the door hits your flabby ass on the way out
>Daisy Ridley is the same age as me
I've done nothing with my life, and she's now a superstar. Fuck this gay Earth.
>>63871665
Yeah, people just use contrarian for "doesn't agree with the majority opinion" it's a clever way of making others look insincere when you don't have the desire or ability to come up with a reasoned argument but are unwilling to acknowledge the validity of others' critcisms
>>63871726
this
or them being okay with the fact it's a soft reboot
Post redditor reactions when they see this sticky.
the only thing the movie did wrong was being very unoriginal which diesnt matter IF the next two movies are, becasue even if the plot wsnt oiginal, it introduced and established the new characters very well.
apart from that it's executed perfectly
>>63869247
>45 minutes of "it was fun"
almost as shit as the movie
>>63871726
Money speaks louder than reason.
Why isn't it possible to have a star wars thread on /tv/ without the term "reddit" appearing a billion times a thread?
>>63869247
>rlm sticky
OH BOY!
Ah
Ahaha
AHAHAHAAHAH
>/p-p-pol/ leave! they said
>There is no shilling on /tv/ they said!
>W-we don't need your warning! they said
LOOK. LOOK you gigantic apex cucks, your shitty board is in the claws of a kike mod who is campaigning this tripe and you cucks didn't even see it coming because you were too busy posting batman pictures and quotes
>it wasn't SOLID =====================
>>63871665
I agree.Thinking Star Wars is shit doesn't mean you're being a contrarian. It means you don't like shit for manchildren, which is perfectly understandable.
This is why I hate the marketing around Star Wars. It makes every single release so loathsome even though I enjoy the flicks because everyone is so engrossed in their own hype that they shut out any criticism. People treat it like the second coming of Christ even though it's just a glib facsimile of a childish banality.
>>63871769
>established the new characters very well.
It didnt. I had so many questions about Finns motivation and about Rey. Finn wanted to get out of all the killing, he shouldve gone to the outer rim not join the rebels. His character made no sense
>sticky
RETARD MODS CONFIRMED
>>63871769
This, senpai. It did a good job of setting everything up and assuring the audience it still has the OT feel. Now the next movies are free to do their own thing.
>>63871726
It takes time and multiple rewatches to be that nitpicky, wait for Plinkett.
>>63869520
where did they say that?
>>63871815
why can't there be a /tv/ without furry posters such as yourself?
>>63871726
It's because this time the movie panders to THEM.
>>63871767
what the hell is he doing
what
>the music was great
jay why
Why did they start calling Kris Kringle 'Rich'?
>>63871665
>>63871826
>>63871746
>>63871710
>>63871692
>>63871684
>contrarian
It is a five-syllable word for ideas too big for little minds
>>63869723
"Better than the prequels" is in no way a statement of quality
The prequels were just that bad that anything even remotely better is now considered a good SW movie
>>63871832
REDDIT MODS CONFIRMED
>>63871820
>People like Star Wars
>so NIGGER NIGGER JEW KIKE NIGGER!!! KEK!
Cool story /pol/
>>63871842
>implying we haven't always been here
I think I'll go watch it on Monday morning.
>>63871828
finn was going to do exactly theat but decided to man up and take action because you can't run away from your problems and you need to take action.
it's not rocket science.
>>63871845
Who were the prequels pandering to?
>>63869613
>a guy who made prequel reviews preaching to the choir has the same opinion of TFA as everyone else
>this means TFA is good
>>63871885
contrarian is four syllables you fucking mong
>it's an excellent movie, a real star wars movie, everything we wanted, but Jay you have a few nitpicks, right?
>right, Mike!
>40 minutes of mocking the film giant flaws
>but still it's an excellent movie, a real star wars movie, everything we wanted. Mike do you recommend? Absolutely
500th FOR BASED MAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpS6TlqgLIQ
>>63869247
>Green Bay jacket
>>63871919
george lucas himself and toy manufacturers
>>63871884
this is nice bury pink girl :-)
>>63871919
Infants
>>63871919
George Lucas himself
>>63871909
His problem was that he didnt want to kill people, so instead of going away and not killing people, he decided to just kill other people.
>>63871928
I never thought I'd see the day I agree more with Max Landis than RLM.
>>63871927
You would pull the same bullshit if Disney was paying you the amount they got.
>>63871919
Lucas
>>63871895
You should. It was actually pretty good.
8.5/10 movie
>>63869247
>sticky
What the actual fuck
Why does this eceleb cancer deserve a sticky, but star wars doesn't get one to contain the shitposting?
>>63871767
h3h3 is literally reddit: the youtuber.
Anyone, catch Jay say "The Farce Awakens" during the start.
I think, he knows, that you know that this review is shilling.
>>63871939
Well, I can't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
https://jakeandmatt.bandcamp.com/album/richard-william-thomas-evans-iii-2
THREAD THEME TO CELEBRATE BASED RICH
>>63871928
he's mad as fuck
>>63871952
his problem was killing people that are powerless to help a fascist regime gain power.
>>63871939
>>63871948
>>63871979
How does it make any sense
>>63871566
>Why the fuck is a shitty "pretend I have friends to talk to" video
I love this meme, and even if some video is for people who don't have friends why the fuck does it trigger you this much? Do you have something against lonely people?
>>63872006
they always do that with the movie titles whether they like it or not
it's official, /tv/ is dead
>>63872029
he made the movies for himself how he would like them. thats all there is to it
>>63871928
>listening to Max Landis
Oh shit, contrarian fags are desperate now.
>>63872028
So...the other stormtroopers? People who are taken from birth and given no choice?
>>63872001
Read the thread. Shill mods. Shill RLM. Disney bought everyone off. It will take about a year or so until people agree the movie is shit. Long after its box-office run.
>>63872029
lucas was surrounded by yes-men who just let lucas do whatever he wanted
ergo the movie that he made was something that he and solely he would like
>>63871566
Are you being agitated friend? :)
>>63869247
>sticky
>mods are PlebRedditCuckia tourists
No wonder /tv/ has gone to shit
>>63872029
He wanted to make a movie that finished the original saga he made when he wrote the original script. He had full control so this was his personal vision.
>>63872005
ethan doesn't post here as much as he used to since he makes fun of all the shit youtube nobodies the mods here love
>>63871928
Thats it. Even max landis is more based than RLM.
look you fucking negroids
The republic still exists
The empire has fallen
La resistance is called resistance as a symbolic thing, they're much like space cops now
>sticky
>>63869843
>mfw there's literally a Clone Wars episode called "Heroes On Both Sides"
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>>63872065
>and given no choice?
he was in the same situation and made a choice
why there were no midichlorines?
>>63872068
Yes dear, Disney bought off every single person in the world, except for /tv/ patricians.
>t-they're just pretending to like it as a joke!
>t-they're being paid to praise it!
>t-they'll come to their senses after they sleep and don't talk about it at 4am!
/tv/ on suicide watch
>>63871919
The prequels did very little actual pandering in the grand scheme of things. They had plenty of homages and poetry, but they weren't just cut and pasted. This sequel pandered to the lowest wants of that prequel bashing crowd, most of whom hang out on kike run surveillance sites like youtube and circle jerk eachother over how many witty insults they can conjure up and get thumbs up for from casuals and autists. Surprise, turns out these sorts just wanted a Marvel movie with Star Wars paint.
>>63871952
No, that wasn't the issue. Finn DIDN'T WANT TO DIE.
He saw how stormtroopers were literally "disposable people". He saw another one die, and NO ONE GAVE A FLYING FUCK. It's one of the godamm first scenes of the movie. He gets the blood on his helmet and has a fucking panic attack. He is scared to die.
>>63871928
disagree with him, hate his movies, hate him but you have to respect that he says what he actually thinks and doesn't apologize for it
>>63872123
it's ok we have based Max leading the way
>>63869874
>every board is the dumbest board
enough of this meme
>>63872123
Didn't you just claim that /tv/ loves the movie?
That means that you just admitted you samefag a lot to make it appear people here like the movie.
Interesting
I can't believe Mike fell for the Disney 2 hours of fanservice. What a manchild.
>>63872098
>anime
>>63871923
OHH BOYS!
>>63872114
>Yes dear
Reddit detected
>reddit sticky on /tv/
Just delete this board right now
>>63869880
>what is tone
>>63872169
hey reddit!
>>63872163
Just look at these guys and tell me they aren't fucking manchildren
>>63872016
This is actually not shit
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STICKIED?
WHAT KIND OF AUTISTIC NEWFAG MOD DID THIS
GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN NIGGER
>>63872109
So..he should know how dangerous it is for the other stormtroopers to do the same, and he should feel bad for killing them, because he was one of them.
>>63872130
That makes no sense he refused to kill those people in the village, if he was afraid of dying he wouldve fullfiled his orders so he doesnt get in trouble and increases his chance of dying. He is supposed to realize how bad the first order is because they kill people yet he goes on to do the same
>>63869580
>>63869613
>>well... I loved it...... it was everything I hoped it would be!
>he wasn't using some of that soft RLM sarcasm, he legitimately loved the movie
But why
>>63870620
This is why this thread was sticky'd
>sticky
>>63869715
You didn't even see it. STFU
>>63872124
>The prequels did very little actual pandering in the grand scheme of things. They had plenty of homages and poetry, but they weren't just cut and pasted.
What is
>C3PO built by Anakin.
>Padme being a queen for no reason other than Leia being a princess.
>Chewbacca being friends with Yoda.
>Lightsabers shoved in every single scene.
This list can literally go forever. Stop fucking hating the new movie so much that it blinds you to why wee all hate prequels. Prequels are full of shitty rehashing of original trilogy ideas (even in places where it doesn't work at all) and pandering.
>>63872169
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of reaction images? Do you think he was saying: "Haha this is a sticky, anime is so much better"?
>>63872190
reddit hates RLM. off you go, redditor
>>63869247
/tv/ is the tea party of film. They're literally shitfit shaming the McCain of film for refusing to call Obama a Muslim.
>>63872220
>and he should feel bad for killing them, because he was one of the
he probably does but he has no other choice becausse he wants to stop them and what they stand for are you that fucking dense?
/tv/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>sticky
RIP /tv/
>>63872181
I'm your granny, I can call you that, lovelies, can't I?
>>63872237
>>Padme being a queen for no reason other than Leia being a princess.
Continuity
You're right about the rest of the stuff tho
>We didn't get a containment sticky for the movie
>We get one for a shitty review
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>63872262
we've got 560 replies in about two hours, apparentely sticky was the right idea
People, go to /qa/ and tell Hiro mods are stickying e-celeb shit on /tv/. Let the admin know that /tv/ mods are sellouts.
>>63872253
Yeah he clearly does, look at how he treats Phasma!
Prequels are better than TFA
There I said it.
>>63870599
He thought it was cool as fuck to join the resistance
>>63872280
80% is shitposting retarded cocksmurf
>>63872285
go back to your reddit safe space, whiner baby
>>63872245
and how do you explain their own subreddit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/
>>63872278
Containment sticky isn't effective marketing. What more proof do you need that this board wants to market the movie?
>>63872245
How can reddit hate RLM when/tv/ is reddit
>>63872106
it was good senpai
>People still pretend they have RLM because they want to fit in
>>63872130
Then to further elaborate on this...FIN DOESN'T WANT TO HELP THE RESISTANCE at first EITHER! HE just wanted to fucking leave! Even with Han, FIN JUST WANTS TO FUCKING LEAVE! He doesn't care about the empire, he doesn't care about the resistance, he just doesn't want to die and wants to WANTS TO get THE FUCK AWAY FROM EVERYONE and there dumb "Star Wars"!
It isn't until Rey is captured that Fin decides to give a fuck and be a real hero.
>>63872301
Okay.
>>63872285
helloooooo reddit!
>>63872301
congratulations
Shit smells better than lavender
there I said it
>>63872301
well argued.
>>63872314
8.5k subs is nothing in reddit terms desu
Lol what a couple of hacks.
The movie is shit
>>63872272
>Continuity
But it didn't even made sense, Padme was an elective queen who stopped being a queen before she gave birth to Leia. Oh, and by coincidence Leia then got adopted by another queen.
So it didn't even matter if Padme was a queen or not, pure pandering.
>>63872285
/qa/ is not read by anyone and the staff probably don't even remember it exists. Also e-celebs are a meme and don't exist.
>>63872135
>you have to respect that he says what he actually thinks and doesn't apologize for it
No you don't. What kind of retarded logic is that?
>He is a dumb fuck and I disagree with him
>but at least he talks
wut?
>>63872314
what were you doing on reddit, anon? could it be that you'reREDDITOR
>>63872328
I wish I had my own RLM.
>>63872301
You're wrong but I kind of get the sentiment. The prequels at least tried something new and wasn't fanservice shit. It had poetry but at least it wasn't plagiarism. TFA is a more well made movie than any of the prequels in basically all areas except originality
>>63870313
For you.
>people need RLM to tell them that the movie was good
Just came back from my second viewing, still a 8.5 score.
Deal with it.
posting in my first sticky
>>63869247
>"I enjoyed it, even though it was merely a glib facsimile of episode IV."
/tv/ blown out of the fucking universe
>>63872285
nothing will change while gingermod/swagfag is in charge
I'm pretty sure he's the guy who made this a sticky
>>63872314
That is a forum for starfuckers who get off interacting with aidsmoby
>>63872301
They arent. But I like them more because at least they tried to be their own thing.
>>63872163
I can.
Here's a challenge for you:
What was the last capeshit movie that these cunts didn't like?
They even liked The Dark Knight Rises.
They have always had shit taste.
>>63872301
The prequels are Star Wars films. TFA is a very expensive fanfiction flick. Two totally different things.
>>63872360
>/qa/ is not read by anyone and the staff probably don't even remember it exists
hiro does at least
/qa/ managed to get the cuck/kek wordfilter removed because one faggot samefagged a thread until hiro looked at it
>>63872396
>8.5
>Bad
Stay mad nigger
>>63872237
>C3PO built by Anakin.
Not gonna argue too much with that, but it wasn't as awful as a "soft reboot" of ANH.
>Padme being a queen for no reason other than Leia being a princess.
Padme was an elected queen and this is not pandering as much as poetry. There's a difference.
>Chewbacca being friends with Yoda.
He wasn't so much friends with Yoda as Yoda was leader of the Clone forces helping the wookies defend their planet. Lucas only put Kashyyk in there because he originally planned to have Return of the Jedi take place on the wookie home world with wookies instead of ewoks.
>Lightsabers shoved in every single scene.
it's the "golden age of jedi" there's gonna be a lot of lightsabers.
>>63872401
Hello, reddit.
>A fucking sticky
Really mods?
>>63872425
Spiderman
>>63870026
Ebert gave it a good review because Siskel desperately wanted to see it and he died months earlier. It was a sympathy review. You should seriously shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about.
>>63872433
>>The prequels are Star Wars films
how? they sure as hell have nothing in common with the OT
>>63872016
>>63872210
>yfw someone made an album and called it "Rich Evans"
>yfw it isn't shit
>yfw it's pretty good
HOLY SHIT
MODS = SHILLS
MODS = SHILLS
MODS = SHILLS
>>63872441
Your mom was the golden age of bukkake.
>Redditlettermedia will never leave
>sticky
>>63872441
this is colo claw fish level of refutation
>>63872435
wut?
It's an awesome movie and I give it a 8.5.... how does that translate to bad in your mind?
>>63869580
I genuinely smiled a warm smile at this part.
>>63872328
Don't tell me you don't have RLM?
>>63872434
Why the fuck would anyone want that wordfilter removed aside from whiny ass /pol/weenies? It's like hiro WANTS more shitposting on /tv/
>janitor stickying his favourite reddit youtube series
>>63872504
>Deal with it
>Picture of Jorge Luciano
BASED FUCKING MODS
REDDITORS BTFO
>>63869661
>I need reviewers to validate my opinion or they're wrong
Bye!
>>63872356
>pure pandering.
No it isn't you dolt, because nobody wanted that. Lucas put that in there solely because it fit his poetic style. He didn't put it in there to pander to anyone because nobody was asking for anything like that. He did it because he wanted to do it.
>sticky
>>63871726
because he's gone soft since becoming internet famous. when he made the prequel reviews he was an internet nobody making reviews on youtube so he felt fine giving ripping into that shit for entertainment value
>>63872461
Cool fanfic
>>63872353
Lol this board is on suicide watch. Stay salty faggots.
>Error: You cannot report a sticky
Why is this allowed
>>63872441
>unironically using poetry as a pro for the PT
>>63872503
this is reddit-tier level of refutation.
>>63872562
>>63872562
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>63872504
>I give it a 8.5
Same here.
Movie was DEEEEECENT!
>>63872562
kek, how retarded do you have to be to even try that, they're started by mods
>>63872534
Yes. It;s awesome, deal with it haters!
You realize there's a certain name for people who have trouble figuring out what others mean, right?
>>63872519
It's the /q/ problem all over again. Barely anyone but trolls lurk it and hiro seems to think what gets spammed there by one guy is the general consensus of everyone on the site.
>>63872566
Somebody said anything about poetry being pro or a con you fucking moron.
The point is that anon is confusing George's sense of rhyme with him pandering to fucking mongoloids. Compared to TFA, he did less poetry and pandering.
Oh wow the mods really cucked us good
>>63872468
it's actually called RICHARD WILLIAM THOMAS EVANS III get it right
>stickying RLM shit
wow, how much do they pay you to advertise here, mods?
TFA are better movies than Prequels
Prequels are better Star Wars movies than TFA
>>63872587
>>63872589
>>63872596
It was worth a shot, lads.
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
Mods = fags
how much did disney pay them
Enjoy waiting another year for the DVD to come out just for your stupid Plinkett reviews.
>>63872462
Because Lucas.
>>63872634
This.
Anyone who really is a Star Wars geek prefers the prequels, regardless of the execution of TFA being superior or not.
>>63872504
An 8.5 on what scale though? It would make sense if it was in terms of capeshit but if it's a global scale then you have ADD or some shit family.
Is it an attempt on the part of the mods to contain SW faggotry?
>>63872634
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Full on war between the OT/TFA fans vs. the EU/Clone Wars/Prequel assholes when
i've never seen mike so happy
it's like he learned how to smile again
Mike is swimming in all that jew gold, i see.
>>63872622
Lost of money being spread around right now.
>o-other people can't have different opinions than me
You losers are so pathetic haha
>>63872683
1 = worst possible (your favourite movie)
10 = perfect (Empire Strikes Back)
>>63870040
You are a yiffy?
>>63872705
>OT/TFA fans
>The same team
Nice false flagging JJ
>>63872644
>butt muhh STARZ WARS
>MUHH Red letterz mediate
/tv/ = STAR WARS for at least the next two weeks. Deal with it.
>>63872705
>OT/TFA
Stop being retarded
>>63872694
This fucking shot, I swear.
>>63872722
What if my favourite movie is Empire Strikes Back nerd
>>63872733
thats not what he's saying, retard
>>63872468
>look who it was made by
>they're called Jake & Matt
>Jay & Mike
>Jake & Matt
P U R E
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>I can't wait to watch it, say it was pretty good and forget about it in a day.
DON'T SPOIL IT LIKE THAT. DON'T SPOIL A MOMENT LIKE THAT, YOU HACK FRAUD.
>>63869280
Jar Jar is a sith lord
>>63870216
they listened to reddit, 1 & 3 were good bar a few small things
>>63872722
>10 = perfect (Empire Strikes Back)
KILL
YOU
RSE
LF
>>63872732
I watch the OT every month or every other month for years and TFA is my third favorite star wars movie
>>63872775
A SITH LORD?
>>63869247
>>63869247
>>63869247
>>63869247
A fucking sticky for this shit too now? mods please contain your reddit for one fucking minute
>>63872758
Yeah, imagine being Arnold.
It honestly didn't feel like they liked the movie that much, but they said they "loved" it anyway.
Maybe they are just trying to be polite or something.
>>63872760
That is a good question. I'll ponder it and it will bea story for another time.
>>63872790
Prequelfag? On my /tv/?
>>63872760
are you familiar with schrödingers cat?
>>63872792
You're just delusional, then. You've wanted for this movie to be good so much that you've genuinely convinced yourself that it is. I'll pray for your clarity of mind.
>>63872760
then every value on the scale is the same
>>63869247
Jay has revealed that he is not a fucking shill fraud unlike Mike and Rich. They have been telling us that Jay is the fraud but then they fucking switched it on us... They played us like a damn fiddle
>>63872462
They share a lot in common with both the OT and PT in terms of lore, some elements of the PT themselves can only be appreciated to their fullest extent with some knowledge of the Star Wars universe's history (like the Sith being the villains). TFA reminds me of the some of the really bad fanfiction I used to write when I was in 6th grade, only in this somebody was able to take it and effectively market it.
Also, the six films all contain Lucas' special meme touch.
>>63872655
They paid them in disney dollars
>>63872386
>wasn't fanservice shit
>Let's reintroduce C3PO and R2, have them meet Obi Wan, spend more than a decade with him and a war even though there's no indication of either parties recognizing each other in the original movies.
>>63869247
>he loved it
I fucking unsubscribed
>>63872301
They are both bad but I have more respect for the prequels even though I hate them.
>sticky
i fucking hate this place.
If dubs /tv/ is shut down permanently
>>63872805
it was 4am nigger
Mike is visible Pale and Tired
>>63872805
in the end you can see the real deal or i hope there is something more than jsut funny disney sellout joke. Its entertainment so its smart to give positive rewiew.
>>63869625
They filmed a snuff rape/murder film and got off on a legal loop hole. /b/tards loved them for it.
Then they tried to distance themselves from the murder by changing into a film review site.
Even George knew not make a reboot
what was JJ smoking
>>63872893
They were serious about the 4am shit?
Why would they shot such an important video in suboptimal conditions?
>>63872830
oh I am very clear what this movie did, I ahve wached it twice in the theater now. my only complaint is that it stole the plot from "Star Wars (1977)" but I can frogive that simply because it managed to introduce characters that have the potential to become new idols. kylo ren is the most intersting star wars vilain since darth vader
>WAAAAH WAAAAH REDDIT MODS
>WHY DO YOU MAKE STICKY FOR THIS REDDIT MEDIA
Why are you guys such a fucking faggots, jesus fucking chirst just fucking hide the sticky and go on and post your fucking feet threads like usual
STICKY
RLM CONFIRMED /tv/CORE
>>63872849
>Let's reintroduce C3PO and R2, have them meet Obi Wan, spend more than a decade with him and a war even though there's no indication of either parties recognizing each other in the original movies.
I believe Lucas basically said Obi-Wan did recognize Artoo but just kept quiet about it.
There's also a part in the Expanded Universe where Artoo shows Luke the hologram recording of Anakin force choking Padme and explains why he hid it from Luke for so long.
wow the mods really are shills
>Sticky
>>63869746
>bad guy is not only shown to be incompetent and presumptuous to a fault, but wounded as well
>somehow surprising when the rookie defeats him
>>63872965
TFA sucks
>>63872928
Lucas was planning episode 7 and even pitched an idea to the studio.
After he sold the rights, he expected some of his ideas to be used in TFA, but except for some general world building ideas (since he is the damn creator), all were rejected.
That's why he is mad.
>>63872962
oh if only that was the only thing
SOFT REMAKE
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Can it be a new maymay?
>>63872822
I like to fuck his cat
The movie is getting away with murder at this point. It's got so many fucking flaws, but mindless SW fans are just lapping it up. It's like a form of mass hysteria.
>>63872974
thanks mr skeltal
>>63872870
ooo, so close
>>63872920
It was also racially charged, with Mike bashing in the brains of a young African-American child.
>>63872989
Maybe he's mad that his ideas were rejected for a movie he already made
>>63872994
Your mom remakes me hard whenever I go soft lmao
>>63872974
Get out of here skeleton
if you think the board is bad right now just wait till the 360p cam rip hits the online streaming sites
>>63872989
It's his own fault for doing such a bad job with the prequels. If they had been a little better, Disney might have kept him on the project as a "creative consultant" or some shit (basically an excuse to buy some of his ideas for Episode 7). But he fucked it up so badly that even Star Wars fans want nothing to do with him.
>>63872974
skeleton's right
>>63872974
I don't trust holocaust survivors
>>63869247
>I loved it
I instantly switched it off. Fat fucker is now sucking JJ cock, fucking disgusting.
>They actually stickied a HITB thread
The absolute madmen!
>>63873008
Disney marketing and pandering working as intended.
It's worked for those painful marvel movies for like 10 years
>sticky
>>63873043
Someone should shop Kylo Ren into this thing
>>63872989
Tripfag
>>63869247
THAT'S RIGHT, FÁM
So the guy who autisticly nitpicked the ever living SHIT out of every little scene the prequels finds nothing wrong with this movie? Hmmmmmmmm.
>>63872989
George said they pretty much tossed out everything and said "they wanted to make something for the fans instead"
We literally /b/ now
Thanks mods!
>complained about how the Prequels were just trying to imitate the OT in scenery and other things
>literally the pottery meme
>loves TFA
Wow, what an hypocrite.
>>63873069
TRAITOR
>Reddit Letter media
Gross.
>they stickied a shill thread
>>63873102
can someone please call them out
this is amazing
>>63870444
>People only challenge their own beliefs one time before they reach their arbitrary limit of questioning!
Please go be stupid somewhere else.
>>63873017
You can't look at him the same way once you see Third Reich Mike curb stomping that innocent child
>mfw loved Star Wars
>mfw saw it twiceOnce with my friends and then the next day with my girlfriend
/tv/ on suicide watch I think.
Flawed but really enjoyable film though, enjoyed the shit out of it.
>>63872937
just go back to reddit to discuss your imaginary friends in peace
Just remember, there's as many people supporting Donald Trump that support The Force Awakens.
of all the places to be trapped forever, why did it have to be here?
>>63872766
Except that doesn't rhyme.
Nice Sheev dubs tho.
>>63873102
>>63873081
He's just in shock that he saw X-Wings and Luke again. Just like everyone else who somehow loves this movie
Hey TFA hating idiots, Where was this "bias" when they were ripping apart the prequels? Oh wait, they're not biased, they just liked the movie, and it hurts your feelings that your internet heroes/friend simulators don't agree with you on this.
>>63873069
nigger
Et tu, Mikeus?
OH YES
PREQUEL KEKOLDS AND HATERS FUCKING DESTROYED UTTERLY FUCKING ELIMINATED
THANK YOU DISNEY THANK YOU JJ
THANK YOU BASED RLM
/TV/EDDITORS BTFO'D LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>63873117
>call them out
>implying the prequels were the same as this
>>63873069
his face is o fucked up it would not worknigger
>>63873008
First we were stupid fanboys
Then we were paid shills
Now we are apparently subject to mass hysteria and cannot form an opinion on our own
When will it end? When will you accept TFA is good?
we = whoever liked TFA and actually had "GASP!!!" >>>FUN<<< "GASP!!!"
Then we were
>>63873045
He should have never directed.
Also, pic related turned out to be wrong (it's from 2012 /tv/)
>>63873139
Star Wars success is always a harbinger of Republican victory
>>63873156
Fuck off JJ
>>63873171
this
The prequels were at least good, TFA is fanfic tier
/tv/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
HATERS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Bed Wetter Media
Do you think Max Landis is in this thread right now?
>>63873115
Disney has paid off the mods. Check out 4ch.be and /b/
They've been deleting spoiler threads on that board of all places too.
If Hiroshima know is a different question though as he didn't even know they added the filters recently
>>63873156
>Oh wait, they're not biased
>this is what Reddit Letter Media fags think
Can based Rian save the trilogy
Will he UNJUST Rey and make her a good character?
>>63873201
>>63873207
Max is based t b h.
>>63872798
sup reddit
>sticky
PRQUELFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Can someone go over to that tripfag's house and murder him?
>>63873221
Make her legitimately tempted by the dark side for selfish reasons
>>63873213
What are they biased against?
>>63869968
>TFA is such a good movie that the only way you could possibly dislike it is to be a contrarian
>There has ever been a movie good enough to make 100% of people like it, much less a rehashed Star Wars
Has everyone on this board lost their mind?
>>63873257
>you will try
>>63873193
The prequel's poetry was amusing and at times clever.
this TFA shit is just blatant rehashing and fanboy pandering by Lucas' own testimony of what Disney said they wanted.
>>63873221
I'm hoping for it too
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
CONTRATRIANS BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this thread a bunch of samefags? This doesn't read like real 4chan posters. It's more like reddit or something.
>>63873181
Because it's not good. It's got as many problems as the prequels, but your blind fanboying will keep you from seeing that.
I hate TFA because it wipes my favorite character (Prince Olvan the Destroyer, ruler of the Tatooine empire from 30000 BBY) out of existence.
>>63873288
Feels good man
>>63873223
>>63873277
Dude, calm the fuck down.
>>63873168
It feels good.
Obligatory.
I don't even know who these people are.
>>63873288
>a shitty youtuber agrees with me, that totally invalidates any criticisms of my horse shit movie
>if you disagree you're just a contrarian.
TFA is a dogshit and only filthy fucking casuals care about what a bunch of manchildren who make money off being an echobox for their subscribers think.
>>63873310
then list them
>772 posts
>142 unique posters
Lmao
I like how everyone ignores the problems because LOL BETTER THAN THE PREQUELS!
>mfw Jay called Max Landis a whiny cunt on twitter when he complained about Rey
>>63873304
how would you know? are you a redditor?
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/428730/star-wars-demystified
>mfw Jews and RLM were cucked by a based nigger
So we can pretty much establish that if you hated this movie you are literally reddit and should leave.
>>63873257
Don't worry he'll vanish again and pop with a different trip. Being a tasteless pleb has always been his gimmick :^)
>>63873338
Some memetubers who got popular because they made one 6 hour long autistic review of The Phantom Menace years ago and now equally autistic redditors parrot whatever they say about any other movie.
>>63873310
So why doesn't my "blind fanboying" keep me from seeing the problems with the prequels as well?
I dislike JJ with a passion.
TFA has problems, like any other movie, but they are not major and do not detract from the quality and fun... well, they would, but only if you nitpick irrelevant details and non existent plot holes like an autist.
>>63873304
It's a bunch of Star Wars fanboys circlejerking.
A week from now the will start to leave.
>>63873355
Holy shit.
This is a shill thread
>>63873288
>tfw we will never get a movie based on KOTOR, KOTOR II, or TOR
Feels bad, those cinematics were better than the whole prequel series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgmH9Vv2-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ToztqqDcaY
>Max Landis
>When given full creative controls, made two great documentaries (DAROS and WIW)
>Made them using his own money
>Got actual celebrities like Elijah Wood
>Didn't spend fuckload of time on in
>Hates TFA
>DisneyPaid Media
>When given full creative controls, made shitty comedy called Space Cop
>Jewed the fuck out of their fans for it through Patreon
>only got some washed up old fart to make a "star appearance"
>had to spend something close to 12 years on it
>Praise TFA
>>63873355
142 images dumbfuck.
>>63872958
Ahahahaha. Based mods who art in cheetos. Thank you for your gift of triggers of triggers. May your trolling sticky cleanse /tv/ of stormweenies, and redditors. Amen
>>63873341
Finn, Rey, Old Han, Carrie's Face, the dialogue (Droid please!), the plot, ripping off ANH, a trench run, another death star, John William's score is weak, the CG is bad, especially on Snoke, the practical effects are especially bad, for being 30 years later. It's a bad, bad movie.
>>63873355
I'm sorry for your illiteracy
Did Jay buy some new shoes with his Disney money? They are much nicer than the dadshoes he normally wears.
>people have been asking for a SW containment sticky for DAYS
>mod sticks Literally Reddit: The Review Troupe instead
>>63873340
DAMAGE CONTROLLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>63871552
Underrated post.
>>63873374
This movie is pure reddit pandering, tourist.
Because $$$
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise (the entire character of Groot)
"thats not how the force works!" "chewie we're home!" "TRAITORxD!" "do you have a boyfriend?" "Droid please!"
4chan humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME
>>63873360
That wasn't Jay it was a Disney intern
>tfw they make a soft review video so they can tear it apart for a Mr. Plinkett review.
Can't wait.
>>63869862
>U WUT M8?
It's "wot", you redditor shills cant even get your lingo straight when shilling
>>63873395
Landis didn't hate TFA though
>>63873372
A negative Armond White review is a badge of honor. Nigger actually like Jack and Jill.
>>63873398
>its actually 216 unique posters
WOW SUCH A DIFFERENCE!
time for democracy
http://strawpoll.me/6317484
>>63873395
>/pol/ now likes Landis
YES! YES! LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS!!
>>63873426
This.
I don't even get why disney shills pretend reddit dislikes this movie. They fucking love it because it's so unoffensive and bland.
>>63873443
217 desu
#ElderlyShaming
>>63873452
I love democracy.
>RLM literally makes and pokes fun of how they will be called shills and how retarded it is
>that's all /tv/ spews
>doesn't gets the irony
It's true, the entire board is completely and utterly retarded
>>63873402
>Finn, Rey, Old Han
`they're all good
>he plot, ripping off ANH, a trench run, another death star,
thats all the same thing and the only real valid complaint
>John William's score is weak
its was better in other star wars but saying its weak is ridiculous
> the CG is bad, especially on Snoke, the practical effects are especially bad, for being 30 years later.
the effects are great and it's almost certain they get nominated for them if not win them
>>63873426
LOL. hold on, anon. You don't literally have to kill yourself.
SUICIDE WATCHERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63873434
they literally stated every viewpoint to avoid committing before the internet has decided how it feels about the new movie.
>we loved it
>we liked it
>we thought it was stupid
>it's a remake of New Hope
>omg Disney are paying people to shill the move but WE WON'T :)
pretty much what I expected but definitely a cop-out
>marketers now have to put on trips to prove to their astroturfing company they shilled the movie good enough
>they get payed 2 cents per post
>>63873483
You will still post here everyday for several hours because you want to be part of this board lmao
Or I mean because you "want to laugh at us" LOL
>>63873518
So.. I was a sleeper agent on /tv/ for the past 10 years?
Wow, JJ is a mastermind planner.
>>63869548
He's probably gonna do it anyway.
>>63873520
If I vote good does it mean I think RLM aren't shills?
>>63873483
>make hypocritical statement since you are paid disney bucks
>try to look smart and say people will call you shills to deflect from selling out
>"see guys haha we knew they would say that!"
>>63870418
This
>sticky
>>63873553
It wouldn't be very good anyway. All the major problems are either too much poetry or everything relating the StarKiller
>>63873580
dumb frogposter
>>63873485
>`they're all good
Except they're not.
>thats all the same thing and the only real valid complaint
Except it isn't, because you're an idiot and trying to ignore everything else.
>its was better in other star wars but saying its weak is ridiculous
Again, you're an idiot. There's nothing in the movie that stands out as a proper John Williams' score. It's the most muted part of the movie.
>the effects are great and it's almost certain they get nominated for them if not win them
I hope your mother shits in your gouged out eye sockets. The effects are God-awful, and the fact that you think otherwise shows me what piss poor taste in anything you have. I'm sure you enjoyed those Transformers movies too.
saganfan1983 on suicide watch.
If dubs RLM are banned forever from /tv/ under section 11.
>>63873008
social media. Social media lets idiots cope to peer pressure more easily.
If social media had been around in the late 90s (aol chatrooms dont count, dont even start that argument) all the normies and idiots would have gushed over phantom menace too and hyped each other up so much they only would have had the option to LOVE this movie, or else they would look stupid for posting for two straight months star wars shit on their facebook feed and buy t-shirts and socks with yoda on them.
As a matter of fact normies LOVED the phantom menace just as much as they love TFA now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEL7vGFCVuM
>mfw butthurt prequel babies literally on suicide watch
LMAO
LMAO
>>63873596
being this BTFO. I fucking love it.
>>63873596
I'll think about you when the oscar nominations for best visual effects get announced
>>63873483
>sell out in an incderibly hypocritial way
>make allusions to selling out
BTFO xDDDD HATERS BTFOOOO
>>63873600
Feels like he's one the people who claim will hate the new movie just to be able to have something to favorably compare the prequels to. Like prequelfags are doing on /tv/ right now
>>63869247
>It was fun.
>soft reboot
>It was fun.
>>63870647
Autists aren't rational thinkers, thats just a meme we feed them so they feel special
>>63873596
ad hominem, you're saying the plot is bad, then that it copies ANH's plot, then you list the plot details of ANH that were copied. that is all the same thing
>RLM think Starkiller destroyed Coruscant
Pay attention ffs
>>63873008
It's basically riding on "it's better than the prequels" and "sure it's a glib facsimile, so it's star wars so it's okay." at this point. that and it probably appeals well to the crowd that goes to see the marvel movies.
>>63873626
>being this delusional
>ignoring reality
Yeah, you just stay in that basement of yours.
I'm kinda daft but did they really like the movie? Or did Jay really hate it as he said it in the end?
>>63873613
>1:31
Your own posted video obliterates your posts
jesus fucking christ
TFA is good deal with it
>youtuber sticky
>>63873668
Suicide is painless, son.
>>63873660
Fuck you. The plot is bad for being a direct copy. That means it's lazy and took no creativity whatsoever. That means it's bad.
>sticky
Can't someone else please hate this movie? I'm getting tired of bashing it by myself.
>>63873650
>the movie is full of plot holes
>it was fun
>>63869408
3/5 stars objectively
Its better than all the prequels put together X 2 but thats not saying much; just goes to show how bad the prequels are.
>>63873699
You should really consider it.
Maybe now you idiots will realize it's ok to like things :^)
>>63873702
yes I never denied that, clearly said thats the only valid critisicm. I called you out on trying to list 5 things that are all the same
>>63873702
>it's bad because reasons
>>63873661
>Confuse things easily explained in the movie with their Plinkett reviews
>"The movies made no sense"
>Confuse things easily explained in the movie with their TFA review
>"Pay attention you faggots."I will never understand why /tv/ wanks over a group of people that collectively have such a shallow understanding of the medium. TFA was shit.
Reminder that TFA is the Marvelization of the Star Wars universe/franchise and that why most of its fans here are from /v/ and /co/
>Star Wars: Deflecting blaster bolts.
>Marvel: Freezing blaster bolts in mid air.
>Star Wars: Droids are machines. If they're carrying secret plans, any technician can extract those plans.
>Marvel: Droids can place themselves in "low-power" mode and then you can't get any intel out of them until they magically come back (when the writer needs them to).
>Star Wars: Light sabers are tools or weapons. In Episode 4, Luke picks up his father's light saber, switches it on and... cool shiny blue energy weapon.
>Marvel: Rey touches Luke's light saber and gets a bunch of (magical) Luke-related force visions.
>Star Wars: The force involves training, requires an instructor, and takes time to develop.
>Marvel: The force is a super power that manifests in response to some traumatic event and transforms you in a dramatic instant--just when you really need it.
>Star Wars: "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"
>Marvel: Sure they've got a big planetary defense shield, but we're going to travel through it in hyperspace and come out of hyperspace between the shield and the planet. On my mark Chewy, one, two, three, now!
>Star Wars: General Solo leads a sizable Rebel Ops team to Endor to infiltrate the base and lower the shields so that the fighters can destroy the super weapon.
>Marvel: Old General Solo takes a wookiee and one grunt to do the same.
>Star Wars: The Death Star.
>Marvel: Star Killer Base.
>Star Wars: Light saber duels end when somebody loses a limb or two (or three).
>Marvel: People get hit with light sabers regularly, and they take a dramatic pause to reflect on the situation. The duel only ends when a seismic event creates a big chasm between the two combatants.
>>63873720
Because it's the whole movie dumbass. You're trying to let the movie get away with that shit and say it's okay with a hand wave.
The feeling when the Max Landis video is better that RLM
>>63869909
If ppl don't realize this, society is doomed
Red Letter Media has accomplished what Peter O'Toole never could: sticky status.
TFA is a 2/4
with TPM being a 3.5/4
>>63873717
Just make sure to film it and post it to B, anon. Also, tell everyone how salty you are that TFA is actually good.
>>63870418
this
was expecting at least a minute for what plot holes he mentioned, that entire five minute segment at the end, couldn't tell real from troll
>>63870290
>The pair come across an old hermit named Lor San Tekka
Rey didn't meet the old man, only Poe did.
>with the help of Han Solo ... escape the desert planet
They were already off planet when they met Solo.
>It's later revealed that Ren...
No, that was said way before that.
This comparison could've worked and made a point, but instead they're really grasping when they wouldn't need to. Dropped.
>>63873753
lol, he actually did, but keep the meme alive
>>63873753
But he did
Can we just start banning contrarians who hate this BASED movie so they go back to reddit?
Don't even bother explaining yourselves anti-tfa trollposters. YOUR RLM BTFO YOU /tv/ BTFO
>>63873753
O'Toole got a sticky.
>>63873753
I still think it's mods trying to contain star faggotry
>>63873672
they intentionally left it open to interpretation how they ACTUALLY feel about it
I could have sworn even early in the review they kept cutting to Mike while the other two were praising the review, in a way that implied he was suppressing an urge to disagree.
>>63873757
Reality isn't strong with you.
>>63873757
Sounds about right.
>>63873757
this to be honest senpai
>>63873006
I'm gonna fuck my cat and then eat my cat and it'll help me fuck the pain away right?
>>63873684
Some more reactions to trigger your normie-ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY4GJRVaf40
ITS HAPPENING
REDDITORS FROM /V/ ARE LITERALLY GETTING BTFO
THANK YOU BASED JJ
THANK YOU BASED MODS
WHAT A TIME TO BE A LIFE
>>63873784
T-t-they didn't really like it!
It's like you didn't even watch the whole review. Just how fucking autistic are you?
>>63873779
>implying reddit doesn't love this movie
>implying you're not the ones out of place here.
>>63873786
"Star Wars: Episode I--The Phantom Menace," to cite its full title, is an astonishing achievement in imaginative filmmaking
TFA is pretty much on par with attack of the clones
>>63869408
Fuck off, J.J. Abrams.
>>63873672
It'd be hilarious if the entire video was just them pretending to like it, but I think it was just a joke.
/TV/ CONFIRMED BTFO
THE NEW STAR WARS FILM IS GREAT
JOHN BOYEGA WAS GREAT
DAISY RIDELY WAS GREAT
JJ DID IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63873828
Nice try redditor
Now go back
>>63873672
It feels like both Jay and Rich didn't really give a fuck about his movie and didn't really like it very much.
But because Mike started crying like a little bitch, they decided to go along with him in his praise for this shit.
>>63873779
Are you sure it's not reddit drooling all over this movie? Because it looks like it.
>>63873738
So are EU/Prequelfags the same people who insist that Man of Steel was good?
>>63873833
Again...reality doesn't agree with you. This movie is universally well liked. TPM is not, and never will be. Sorry, champ!
>TFA is better than ROTJ
at this point i knew the whole video was b8
bravo mike
>>63869272
Holy shit fuck off
>>63873828
TFA was an epic based win. /tv/ even already made an epic meme out of the based tropper.
Go back to reddit.
>tfw all the haters on /tv/ got absolutely blown the fuck out
KEK
>>63873779
I like how you hate reddit so much you just assume they have the opposite opinion as you.
>>63873864
>implying anything about their review was truly spontaneous
even if they hadn't planned to have a particular viewpoint they could edit a longer discussion down to only include what they wanted.
>>63873868
Reddit hate it because it's offensive.
THEY GOT BTFO LIKE /tv/ BY BASED EPIC LETTER MEDIA CONFIRMING ITS GOOD
The video is satire you fucking redditors
>TFA apologists ACTUALLY think its serious
LOVING LITERALLY EVERY LAUGH
Go back to Reddit now.
>>63873898
>/tv/ even already made an epic meme out of the based tropper.
I must have missed it in the dozens of threads begging George to come back, talking about glib facsimiles and praising the EU and prequels.
>>63873868
No. People from reddit come here (most who haven't even seen the movie) and shit on it because they think this is what someone from 4chan would say.
>>63869744
the best thing max landis ever made was Vague Recollections of Watchmen, which apparently only like 60k people have even seen
>>63873909
Jesus Christ, stay on /sp/ you hack
>>63873889
as a die hard OT fan, I think tfa is etterthan ROTJ, too. takes way too long to rescue han who was only captured because he didnt wanna be in the movie at first and everything on endor isnt that great either and I dont even hate the ewogs
>>63873912
I heard reddit hates the movie because /tv/ already made a based meme about the based traitor trooper and it's offensive to them.
SJW BTFO, REDDIT BTFO TFA is great
>>63870494
Harrison only agreed to do this movie if they killed his character off, I doubt they would've killed of Han Solo otherwise
>>63869247
>sticky for RLM
>ctrl f 'reddit'
>987 results
You retards have a problem
>>63873878
>This movie is universally well liked.
So is Avatar, capeshit, Fast and Furious, and Jurassic World. Universal acclaim doesn't really mean anything to me, and I am actually someone who gets annoyed by people who push the 'pleb' vs. 'patrician' meme.
>>63873939
whatever you say, reddit
>>63873871
If thats what helps you push that this movie was good then sure
>>63873937
That was just reddit. /TV/ invented the based traitor trooper meme.
REDDIT BTFO SJW BTFO
WE WON YOU GUYS
>>63873909
It was glorious, TRAITOR.
>it was a satire
>they didn't like the movie
>they are just acting
>Jay and Rich didn't like it
>They are paid shills
SUICIDE WATCH
>>63873956
Bienvenidos reddit
>Snoke is probably 4 feet tall.
What if Snoke's figure is a Wizard of Oz projection for Yaddle?
Yaddle could be the one training Kylo in the dark in a reversal of Yoda training Luke in the light.
>>63873978
>SJW BTFO
because RLM liked a social justice warrior pandering movie by a white hating kike?
the movie was a solid 7.5/10
>>63873939
Look at this turn around tactic
Proof your before 2011 /tv/ worth
JJ did it for the epic lulz!
This movie was based win!
REDDIT BTFO ANONYMOUS WINS
Epic movie
>>63873958
Fair enough.
>People complaining about a sticky
It's either a sticky or fucking 20 RLM threads scattered throughout the catalogue.
why is nobody talking about the soundtrack
not a single review mention how bad it was, not just the music but the also sound effect
you can shit on the prequels but the sound effect where amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3aP4iI63AY we have none of that here
>>63874015
Uhmm... no sjw hate this movie. It's basically /tv/ THE MOVIE, it's based epic.
>>63869960
PART TIME
lmaoing@ the redditor Marcus trying to pretend this movie isn't full reddit tier
>>63874025
>>>>leddit
>>63874055
>It's basically /tv/ THE MOVIE,
is your brain busted
>jj walks in
YOU SIR ARE A SCHOLAR AND GENTLEMAN!
Let's post all the TFA memes to btfo reddit
>>63873388
>those cinematics were better than the whole prequel series
You're a fucking idiot, Starscream.
>>63874054
As someone who like TFA, I have to agree with this. TPM had an awesome soundtrack with Duel of Fates being the best. Nothing in this one really stood out.
>>63874060
So I wasn't the only one instantly recognizing his posting style, kek.
>>63874052
Why no Star Wars sticky to contain the 80+ threads then?
>>63874060
oh fuck even the /got/ autists arrived
>>63874111
Rey's theme
>>63874127
meh
>>63869408
K JJ
>>63874113
no worries tho
the aussie autistic that got a lot of australia range banned from /mu/ is posting here now so redditcus will have to go back to reddit
>>63874152
Well I illegally downloaded the soundtrack just to hear it again.
>>63869423
If that's the case then they have always been soft(they have)
>>63869408
You should have thrown a sheeple into that spew, you fedora tipping /pol closet case.
>>63874127
what sound does her hover-bike made ?
>Sticky
Fuck off
why sticky? this blatant favoritism in /tv/ discussions is getting out of hand.
>>63874226
You actually came here and posted that.
>my favourite scene is when Kylo Ren interrogates Rey
*closes youtube
also lmaoing@eko still being a dumb pleeb even after all these years
at least your boyfriend developed some taste before he jumped ship
>250 unique posters
So disney interns on full damage control?
>>63869744
>max landis
TFA was mediocre but I genuinely believe his jealousy of anyone more successful than him makes him an unbiased source on anything film related.
>>63869247
I never watch redditlettermedia.
If these faggots have so many subscribers and warrant a sticky on /tv/, can't they fucking work on the acoustics of their shitty little apartment? God damn the echo is annoying.
They are talking absolute nonsense.
>>63874292
*unique IPs
>revenant leak
>h8ful 8 leak
>all this board talks about is fag wars and capeshit
kill yourselves
>>63874317
spotted the sjw redditor who got btfo
Why sticky? What's so important about this youtuber?
>they loved it
What a bunch of fucking easy to please simpletons.
TFA is one of the cheapest excuses for a big franchise sequel I've ever seen. It tries NOTHING. It dares NOTHING. It's so by the book it's like an accountant directed it.
>>63874292
>damage control
>literally the most successful opening day movie of all time
>damage control
>sticky for a fucking YouTube video
Fuck all of these cunt ass mods go back to reddit you fucks
>>63872231
>STFU
hello reddit!
>>63874409
Nope, and there is literally nothing you can do about it, faggot.
>>63869247
Cynics getting BTFO in this film
They also loved fury road and that film was complete ass
>>63874370
>wants to talk about hateful 8
Yeah you need to kill yourself too.
>>63874409
>>63874383
RLM is essential /tv/ culture, fuck off back to your homeboard.
why is this a sticky? who the fuck cares about youtube critics
>>63874409
This
>>63874441
Hello, Newman.
So how much Disney paid them to shill it?
>>63874482
samefagging this hard
Boyhood was better reddit letter media :0)
>>63874370
>watching potato quality screeners
>>63874471
>reddit is essential /tv/ culture
What?
>Sticky
/tv/ redditors BTFO! Based RLM
>>63870546
Excellent rebuttal but most people don't agree with you
>>63874576
It's a glorious time to be alive.
any one else notice how jay only talks shit about jurassic world when there is another person with him.
>This redditor avatarfagging and samefagging is so fucking mad.
Based mods and based RLM.
>>63869423
Jurassic World was the worst fucking movie I have seen the entire year
It was unabashed awfulness
>>63874599
it must be a conspiracy, anon
>>63874471
>RLM is essential /tv/ culture,
No.
It is some thing a percentage of the userbase likes, but it is foreign to the board, it is not "/tv/ culture" especially not "essential" lol
>sticky for this shit
my god, its like /sp/ mods stickying EDP videos
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T U N D E R R A T E D P O S
S T U N D E R R A T E D P O
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P O S T U N D E R R A T E D
D P O S T U N D E R R A T E
E D P O S T U N D E R R A T
T E D P O S T U N D E R R A
A T E D P O S T U N D E R R
R A T E D P O S T U N D E R
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>>63874454
>Being a cynic about a souless, mass produced Disney product is a bad thing
Serious question:
Why did you niggers hate The Prequel Trilogy again?
Bonus question:
Do you like your endless capeshit movies?
Extra bonus question for the praticians:
Do you like Call of Duty?
>>63874610
>I watch popcorn movies for the art
>979 posts
>268 posters
lol nerds
>>63874626
Nah it's clear Jay's beta ass is too afraid to challenge Mike when he's alone.
>>63874599
He is right though.
It was Lowest Common Denominator - The Movie.
>>63874655
well art is art, whether it's good or bad is another question.
>>63874658
lol I bet you comprise at least 10% of that total.
>>63874576
Until they make a regular thread and then you get upset because you can't have your reddit /got/ general and spam cuck threads right LOL
>>63871928
>taking anything this salty hack cunt as significant
His shitty Frankenstein movie premiered two weeks before TFA just so it wouldn't get crushed and it still grossed less than the worst Hunger Games movie
>There are redditors on /tv/ who thinks TFA is good
I guess it's time to evacuate
>/wsr/
>/stickid reviews
Literally reddit the numbered chan.
>>63874638
Too unfocused
I don't slavishly go to watch every one that comes out, but I won't pretend they are bad
>video games
>>63874638
>Asking the same shit that has been thoroughly discussed for over 15 fucking years.
>being this autistic
Hello, saganfan1983!
>>63874677
lol no
lol u
>YFW the Storm Trooper and Kylo Ren said "traitor"
>>63869247
That was magical.
>>63869408
>sheep mentality
>likes star wars
topkek
>>63872301
>le originality is worth more than quality meme
I am writing an alternative SW episode VII. Basically I am just smearing my own feces across some paper. However, I'm certainly not copying the plot of any of the OT at all so by that logic, my film will be better than the TFA.
>>63874707
Reddit is going to be a hotspot for nitpicking nerds who didn't like TFA. You should evacuate to there if you also feel it was bad.
>>63874370
WARM BLACK DINGUS
>>63874802
>Reddit hates TFA
only a redditor would know
>>63869247
what's so good about this? bunch of fat cynics with litearlly TBBT tier jokes (HAHAHA, HEHEHE laughing constantly while nothing funny is said), racists and biggots, no actual smart insight, no observations that a normie with an average IQ couldn't make. literally for what purpose? can't some people just make their own opinions and need to be spoonfeed like this? I rest my case, people are retarded af.
>>63874781
>TFA is """""""""""quality""""""""""""
Found the low IQ fly over state child
So, this is RLM trying to pull Onion, right?
Everything they said is water.
>>63874638
>playing videogames
Back to /v/ crossboard scum
>>63874834
ONLY REDDITORS DEALS IN ABSOLUTES
>>63874781
>Basically I am just smearing my own feces across some paper.
So it's an autobiography then.
So how many people here are so boring that their dad chose model airplanes over them?
>>63874834
No, but I can feel it.
>Mike acts like a total fanboy
>Rich Evans actually willing to call out TFA on its shit
Reaffirmation that Rich Evans is the best part of RLM.
>>63874731
>>63874744
>>63874868
The better question is this:
Do you have a PS4 with Destiny?
and
Do you play it regularly?
>>63874965
I do but Destiny is seriously lacking. More worth a rental. And the new Battlefront is garbage
>>63872221
You can't know this feeling anymore, right you empty bag of pretentiousness?
Where is your God now, reddit letter media fags?
It's been obvious that the RLM manchildren have no idea what they're talking about for a long time now, but it's finally reached the point where not even the most stupid prequels bashers can deny it
>>63875018
I would say Destiny is on par with Battlefront when it comes to garbageness.
So many broken dreams...
>>63874393
>an accountant directed it.
>>63874965
Nah, haven't owned a console since the PS2.
>>63874965
>Destiny
lol people still play that game?I don'tEven though I put 500 hours into itIt's a great game and I'll come back to it when there's actually something worth coming back too. I burnt myself out and couldn't even bring myself to play Trials in year 2.
Why is /tv/ so afraid to admit that the film is good? They despised it before release, so i'm sure it has nothing to do with the quality of the film itself.
>>63873402
Nothing was wrong with Finn, Rey, Han, the dialogue, the plot, the trench run, the "death star", the score, the CG, or the practical effects. What do you think was bad about those things?
>its a eko puts on his other trip and pretends he has his own taste scene
>>63874965
I wish I didn't
No, and no other games either
>>63872221
Mike deserves happiness. Leave him alone.
>>63875097
I am of the firm belief that 80% of the hate for TFA is shitposting.
>>63873596
>except they're not
But why aren't they good? Explain.
why is this shit stickied? it's just fucking youtube reviewer eceleb garbage
>>63875146
lel
>>63875149
>>63875070
>>63875018
Thanks for proving my point niggers.
/TV/ BLOWN OUT OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
/TV/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
I told you the movie was good /tv/
>>63874292
Well 80% of the posts are people yelling about shills. It's pretty obvious they're the ones doing the samefagging
>>63875254
I wasn't even a person you were originally talking too
/tv/ is dead
/film/ now
>>63875273
based eko rekt so many muuh plotholes fags yesterday, I was there
feels goods to be on the winning team
I will admit I do kind of want to watch it now, even though it's probably shit.
>sticky
>a fucking e-celeb thread got stickies
never coming back.
fuck this shitty board
enjoy your shitty dead memes cucks.
>>63871767
Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
the only real plothole is how poe dameron got back with the resistance. did i miss something?
kcuc
>>63875353
He was supposed to die. He said how he got back but I forgot.
>>63875353
when fin meets poe again he explains he got thrown from the ship, dont remember how exactly he came back guess he stole a ship
>neo-/tv/ hates RLM now
HELLO REDDIT!!!
>>63875353
That's a story for another time :^)
the shilling in this thread is unbelievable
>LE /tv/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
fuck off you retarded cunts
>>63875353
That's not a plothole. Autists are probably going to laud it as one though. I'm sure he was able to call some resistance buddies to smuggle him back, and if not he's a charming guy who could probably find a ride off-planet.
>>63869978
It's not bad, it just has no heart
kucc
>>63875330
bye
>>63875353
No.
The real plothole was how Rey knew what a jedi mindcontrol was and how to perform it.
>that unlikable Kris Kringle saying VOTE TRUMP at the end
Was this supposed to be a jab at people who are going to vote for Trump?
Because fuck you faggots, he's going to Make America Great Again.
>>63869247
so for those of you who like the original trilogy better? Is it just nostalgia over muh classic scifi or what?
This filmed had both better cinematography and dialogue than any of the previous films.
>Mike liked Jurassic World
>Mike liked TDKR
>Mike liked TFA
wow what a surprise he likes shit
>>63872386
>prequels
>wasn't fanservice
The prequels were fanservice distilled. Darth Vader fucking built C3PO
nice viral marketing sticky thread for a bunch of e-celeb kuks
real epic thank you japanese moot
I used to like Mike but I can't put up with this shit anymore
Rich Evans is an angel though
>>63875508
You forgot the stage where people say "h-he's not a real candidate! He's j-just a hillary plant! Come on guys, stop being serious this isnt funny"
>>63875508
I for one welcome our oligarch overlord. Heil Trump!
>>63875528
Get your own taste eko
>>63872677
the prequels were shit.. Terrible acting, terrible effects, unbelievable character building, the list goes on and on
Am I seriously to believe DARTH VADER THE MOST INFAMOUS SITH, is some fucking bleeding heart emo teenage faggot, who all the sudden flips a switch out of fucking nowhere and decides to kill all the Jedi whom he dreamed of being with his whole life?
>>63875097
memeposting contrarians, weird prequel-fetishists, kids who want to be trolls just like their grandpa, antidisney stuff
>>63870320
He left his GF
>>63875528
>The prequels were fanservice distilled.
As opposed to what? This new movie?
This new movie is literally a rehash and a reboot of A New Hope.
Even Mike Jewkasa admits that.
>>63875577
>Terrible acting, terrible effects, unbelievable character building, the list goes on and on
Sounds like TFA, but you can't say that yet as your social media memes wont allow it
>>63874837
>racists and bigots
You had me going till you tossed out the hottest meme words of 2015.
4/10, consider revising.
>>63874471
I don't know about essential...
I mean essential /tv/ culture is feet, feels and waifes and if you don't like it you are probably a fedoracore pleblord and should go back to read it.
Secondary /tv/ culture is baneposting, /pol/friends and inside may-mays for containment threads like "The rest of yall know when i durn to yah"
E-celebs like RLM, Latza and Spoony could at best be described as tertiary /tv/ culture.
>>63875610
>This new movie is literally a rehash and a reboot of A New Hope.
TPM was a rough remake of Star Wars as well.
Recording this as soon as they watched the film may have made them overlook some of the minor bad points a little too much. Rich's comments seemed to be the most objective
>>63875626
What terrible effects? What terrible acting?
>>63875353
Dude stole a ship, and even if he didn't I'm sure he could find a space-radio to call a resistance buddy. People like you are the reason Hollywood thinks audiences don't have a brain.
In the end they were the hacks themselves?
>>63875395
This. It's the only fool proof reddit detector.
>>63871299
>>63871266
jesus look at this transformation
no wonder hes more happy and less willing to bash star wars, hes so goddamn sexy
hahaha guys they reference bane hahaha sooo funny xD
>>63875610
They're all fanservice. Making Leia Luke's sister and having a new Death Star in Return of the Jedi was fanservice. It's just absurd to claim that the prequels were somehow more concerned with originality. The plot for the prequels were pretty much established before Episode 1 was even an idea, and the vast majority of the characters either were younger versions of their characters from the original trilogy, or stand-ins for OT characters.
Honestly, why the fuck do people care about what these guys think? Because of MUH PLINKETT REVIEWS?
Okay them reviews were funny, but he really gives a fuck?
>>63875647
>TPM was a rough remake of Star Wars as well.
LOL
Holy Shit.
So i see we have reached the point where we are starting to think that The Phantom Menace was a remake/reboot of A New Hope as well, in order to pretend that The Force Awankens is a good movie.
Kill yourselves niggers.
>>63875712
>I hate Baneposting! I fit in right?
>>63875767
>being anti-anti-baneposting
>almost 2016
goddamn...
>>63873426
Wow, it's like Star Wars is already this huge global phenomenon that a lot of people like, you fedora tipping tard
>>63875756
ROTS was a rough reboot of ROTJ. Vader had the high ground against Sheev and the Ewoks were basically younglings
>BASED MODS
Thanks for the sticky.
>>63875756
I hope you realize that even Lucas would say that. Hence the "it rhymes" idea. Both are basic hero's journey stories: young boy leaves his home with a wise teacher in order to become a Jedi and ends up blowing up a big base to save the day.
Where is that guy with the ">they're failed viral marketers" pasta
>>63870259
awww is thst how you feel too u lil pussy ass american bitch
>>63869247
>1st Sticky against 4chan's spirit of being the internet hate machine
>2nd Sticky is commercial propaganda forbidden in the 4chan's laws
We have really fallen guys.
>>63875653
>What terrible effects?
The blend of cgi and practicals, the hentai scene
>What terrible acting?
From all the actors
>>63875919
this is the neo 4chan
>>63875919
You're really showing your "newguyness" off m8.
Every plinkett review (well at least since TPM) was stickied.
>>63873426
You think Mr. Smarter-than-thou your average redditor won't be looking to nitpick this movie to pieces to show how smart they are? If so you're sorely mistaken.
I can already smell the clickbait articles being written to tell us how "bad" the movie was and pander to these people. It's disgusting.
>>63875919
>4chan's laws
>>63875626
so anon, besides memeing as a rebuttal.. Want to tell me why Anakins portrayal in the prequels was anything but utter fucking garbage?
>>63873168
BASED
>>63869247
Such bullshit, I got thrown out of the cinema for saying:
>"If I get the jolly green giant sitting in front of me i'm gonna go full dark knight rises up in here "
people started freaking out and someone went to get security
>>63869247
>stickying a reddit letter memeia thread
>not making a star wars sticky instead to clean up the board
We reddit nao.
>>63875919
>>1st Sticky against 4chan's spirit of being the internet hate machine
lmao
I get what you're trying to say, but you're going about it wrong. It is strange however that after several years of spoilers being free for all here that they decided to enforce it
>>63876030
george did it so it is arté
i'm kind of disappointed that the RLM copypastas aren't the first comment
>>63869525
>>Rich Evans is the only one with some balls
You haven't noticed that in the past 5 years of their work? This is news to you now?
>>63871928
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpS6TlqgLIQ
>those dislikes
wow, feminists mad
At first I thought this movie was shit but after I saw that review I'm starting to think it was great.
> no goofballs
>>63869272
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS ON MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DIE
>>63876030
>Want to tell me why Anakins portrayal in the prequels was anything but utter fucking garbage?
It was fucking garbage, just like this new movie is garbage
You apologists will have stop pretending that the poeple who dislike this movie, also like the Prequels.
Both the Prequels and TFA are horrible. Deal with it niggers.
>>63873102
TFA is a sequel, it should have callbacks. The problem with the prequels is that they borrowed stuff from the originals in stupid ways. The Jedi youngling training scene is a classic example.
>>63869247
Oh god it's here! It's really here!
Doshio??
>>63875756
But TPM was always considered to be "too similar" to ANH and also was criticized for being too on the nose when it comes to fan pandering (Anakin building C3PO, Tatooine again etc). Were you born yesterday, or something? I think TFA is a more blatant rehash, but still, please, don't pretend something didn't happen just because it doesn't fit your contrarian synthetic views on things.
>>63876172
This, I was a contrarian faggot but then I adjusted my opinion when I saw that even other contrarian faggots like it, thank G-d for RLM, going to watch it a few more times at the MegaCinemaGooglePlex(tm).
>>63869247
>It's a Rich Evans guest episode
I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>63873193
>The prequels were at least good,
For your sake I hope you are shitposting.
Uh, did anyone notice Jay calls it "the Farce Awakens" at like 02:54 when they are ostensibly introducing the idea that they like the movie?
>>63876245
>It's a Mike likes the shit movie episode and Jay agrees
>>63876214
But TPM was always considered to be "too similar" to ANH and also was criticized for being too on the nose when it comes to fan pandering (Anakin building C3PO, Tatooine again etc).
No, it wasn't.
What the fuck are you talking about nigger?
>>63869408
>all those posts
>no one bothered more by the fact Anon calls it a "film"
>>63876265
pottery
>>63876296
I really thought that /tv/ being full of autists was an exaggeration...
>>63869408
Did you just review a reviewer?
>1100 replies
>scrolled through the whole thing in 2 minutes
did /tv/ really get this boring
I haven't even seen this movie and I fucking hate it already.
Posting in a sticky.
>>63876417
/tv/ was never good. Well at least after Lost ended.
>>63876418
>hating a movie before watching it
Can you be more plen?
This episode was very boring and the ending joke wasn't funny at all
lmao they totally shit on Phasma
BASED
>>63876470
>this
dude they've been going through the same shlock for 100 episodes and have stopped shitting on movies at least for the past 20 where have you been living the past three years
>>63876401
>listening to words is now autism
s-sorry
>>63876525
But you joined /tv/ in 2014 /got/ redditor
>>63869247
wtf why has this shit got a sticky? fucking cuck mods and their youtube celebs.
Fuck off and die.
P O E T R Y
O
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>>63876630
>thread getting 1100+ replies
>not deserving a sticky
you should take your rage meds, I'm sorry nobody died today to meet your sticky standards
>>63876470
that was them covering their asses by obscuring exactly what their "real" view of the movie was so as to not alienate RLM fans who think it is shit.
>>63876365
You're either trolling or too young to be here.
People were always complaining about Lucas borrowing too much from the original trilogy and misusing these reheated ideas just to please the fans. This is a fact.
>>63876692
>reddit letter media
>/tv/ culture
>go back to reddit
I'm glad they really hated it, makes me feel validate in my opinions.
THEY LIKED IT
/tv/ BTFO
>yfw /tv/ starts liking it too
>>63876692
>go back to reddit you piece of shit redditor
>he says as he posts from his mobile device
oh boy
So how good was the film?
Gonna go see it tomorrow
>>63876763
LOL learn to subtext, they hated it, they are soon going to come out with the real review just like with The Star Wars Holiday special
>>63869247
fuck shilling this gay shit, you tube streamers are attention whore faggots
RLM CONFIRMED HACKS WHO LIKE SCHLOCK
>>63876813
You're pretty retarded desu
>>63876793
Marvel-tier acceptable mush that'll be forgotten by the time the next one rolls of the production line
>mfw they're right again
>sticky
/tv/ is dead
>>63869408
I don't give a shit about the review itself.
I got no friends IRL whom I talk movies with,
I like those guys because they are fun and it makes me feel as if I was hanging out with them..
Is this the end of RLM?
>those cuts to high fat Lucas saying there will never be an Episode VII
>>63876690
Its the other way you shitlord.
It gets 1000+ posts is solely because its a sticky.
>>63876918
You only just realized now?
The endless capeshit and star wars threads should have revealed this to you ages ago
>>63876920
>I got no friends IRL whom I talk movies with
no friends period.
>>63876873
>5 years
Episodes X, XI and XII
>>63876969
We had star wars threads long before capeshit was even a thing, or even feasible.
And back then it was consigned to /co/.
>>63869247
>>63869280
>>63869415
>>63869532
>>63869682
>>63869721
>>63869815
>>63869860
>>63869909
>>63870011
>>63870056
>>63870084
>>63870162
>>63870206
>>63870361
>>63870513
>>63871039
>>63871377
>>63871707
>>63872468
>>63873195
>>63873430
>>63873613
>>63873984
>>63874454
>>63875404
>>63876211
>>63877004
PROOF NORMAL PEPOEL LIKE TFA
PROOF /TV/ IS REKT
>mfw they took a shit on JJ's star trek movies but like his star wars movie despite being just as shitty
>>63875577
>Flips a switch out of nowhere
>what is murdering the sand people
>what is Padme enabling his burgeoning psychopathy
>what is the pressure of living a dual life and lying to his best friend and teacher about it
>what is being tormented by visions of his wife dying
>what is a Obi Wan being blind to Anakin's problems
>what is being in constant contact with a guy who wants to make it worse
It was heavily foreshadowed
/tv/ getting literally cuckolded by RLM and the mods at the same time
best christmas ever, bros
>>63870290
this pic so fucking retarded I don't even know where to start
pretty much all of this is wrong and whoever made it is a complete fucking moron
hope he gets cancer
Rich confirmed not a hack
Why does Mike mention Bane in like half the episodes?
>an RLM sticky
seriously? its officially over
/tv/ is dead
>>63877115
All of that would have never happened if anakin didn't have the mental fortitude of yokshire pudding.
Why did he not tell padme or obi-wan instead of hiding this shit?
Why not follow yoda's advice? If he didnt went pissing around with sheev, she wouldnt have died.
DESTINY bullshit is also why we have Mary-rey-sue.
>>63877201
Because he wishes he was a big guy, but in reality he is a hack
>>63877224
he is now bigger than Rich...
>>63872135
no. i don't have to respect that all
any fucking retard can say some edgy controversial shit and not care about it. am i supposed to just praise 90% of everyone on this site?
my god you are dumb, the type of person that actually thinks Donald Trump is a valid candidate for any kind of political power
kill yourself.
>>63869580
made me feel good
after all those years mike can finally lay his old bones to rest
I'm done with these shill retards.
>praise lazy rehash storytelling
>praise shitty CGI characters
This is shit movie, much like Hitler, history will vindicate me.
>>63869247
This just proves TFA is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63877366
Rich is a crackbaby raised by his grandma who never does drugs because they're evil and hardly ever drinks.
Were they joking when they said that movie didn't go overboard with stealing from the originals?
>>63877353
>shitty CGI characters
Maz and Snoke were excellent, dude, it was the masked and the old ones that sucked ass
My main problem with kylo is..... well.....look at him....
he looks like a fucking 100 pound angry beta that's mad at his parents. If they kept his helmet on more it would have at least appeared better but his entire look is garbage.
He looks frail, weak, yet he's supposed to be fairly strong. He just isn't intimidating at all.
/tv/ mods shilling RLM now?
wow
>>63869247
>>63831597
>>63831597
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
You dirty mother fucker you made it true.
>>63877447
>yet he's supposed to be fairly strong.
No he's not, it's made pretty clear he's only strong in using the force which has nothing to do with physical appearance. He lost to a fucking woman how on earth did you take from that that he was supposed to be strong?
>>63877447
>Missing the point this much.
>>63872930
Because half in the bag is opinions and impressions series, not a full blown in depth reviews.
>>63876630
1. RLM was getting stickied way back in the times of plinkett reviews.
2. It's a nice way to contain discussion to just one thread, instead of 500 threads.
>>63877447
He's 6'3" and could slap the shit out of you.
>>63869746
It's kinda funny they actually defended her being a Mary Sue.
>>63873140
WHY ARE PEOPLE DISCUSSING THE BIGGEST FILM OF THE YEAR???
>Max Landis
>trying to prove a point by talking about how weak Luke constantly was
>leaves out the part where he destroys the Death Star, bests Boba Fett and gets revenge on his father, while also not letting the dark side take control of him
I don't know about you guys, but this really triggered me. That guy who can't make a decent fucking movie in his life is a total faggot.
FINALLY
Why is this shit allowed to be sticky?
So the mods are following these overtly cynical and sarcastic personalities and this is supposed to be some established stance of /tv/?
This is literal social media cancer invading this place.
I don't even care if one likes or dislikes Star Wars. This is one of the worst stickies I have ever seen on 4chan.
>>63869746
They're believing all the "secret/mindwiped past" bullshit.
"Oh no! RLM liked a movie I don't, therefore they're sellouts!"
This is why I always come to this board, it's so funny to watch retards sperg out.
>>63877533
>2. It's a nice way to contain discussion to just one thread, instead of 500 threads.
Why didn't they do that to Star WARS?
Just make one Star Wars Sticky thread instead of having 99% of /tv/ become Star Wars
>WHY IS IT GOOD? WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKING IT?
This is how /tv/ sounds
>>63875756
The Phantom Menace, and the prequels in general, have a lot in common with the original trilogy, but calling them a remake is a huge stretch.
With The Force Awakens, the story is beat for beat A New Hope, just with some minor changes (like Girl Luke).
>>63875830
Not really. There's some similarities, like how both start with a rescue, but the deviate there.
>Vader had the high ground against Sheev
Oh, you're having a laugh. I thought you were trying to have an honest talk about these films. My mistake.
>>63870811
Checke'd
>>63877654
I have no idea, I wish they would.
>>63875919
Every Plinkett review was stickied and got 3000 posts.
>>63877604
Luke did that across 3 movies and with numerous fuckups in between you colossal moron. (And before you say the trilogy isn't done yet, most of his fucking up is in ANH, which is where Rey's should have been). It's ok to have successes, it's unrealistic to have ONLY successes.
Max Landis makes garbage movies imo, but he was fucking on point here.
SHILLS SHILLS SHILLS
>>63877557
no
>>63877508
>>63877514
he's supposed to be the "villian" but i suppose it's his master thats the actual villian right? But at no point in that movie did I ever fear for the fate of the "heroes" when he was confronting them. how is that a good villian? in episode 2, duku beat anakin, obiwan AND yoda. so it establishes to the watcher that he is a threat. What is the point of having or making an "iconic villian" like vader or something when he is of 0 threat what-so-ever?
>>63877657
Dude it was the first film I've seen in theaters in weeks and I found it boring. Kept checking my watch ever 20 mins or so and popped out of my seat when it was over.
It was so dull and slow. It only served to set up the next film .
>>63872221
Because he knows what an actual good movie looks like, unlike you, some fucking fat manchild shitposting with anime images in a sticky on /tv/
>>63877604
Yeah he only does one heroic thing per movie, while rey beats up everyone who tries to fight her regardless of how better trained her opponents are.
>>63874551
implying it isnt.
FUCKING TOLD YOU.
THEY SOLD OUT.
NOBODY WITH A WEBSITE WILL DARE SHIT ON THIS BECAUSE REDDIT WOULD DDOS THEM WITH HATE.
>>63877699
hi Max
>>63877737
ok Max enough, you're still in the wrong
>>63877654
>>63877675
Come on, there's really only one answer that makes sense, marketing. I can't think of a single other reason other than them being afraid the sticky would get too big and therefore unreadable, but a simple reset would fix that.
I dunno, no sticky for movie discussion so it's EVERYWHERE, a sticky enforcing bans for spoilers, which is unprecedented as far as I know for this board, and a sticky that happens to take a popular set of critics on this board and display their positive review for all to see?
I'm not saying conspiracy here, because 4chan mods are too stupid for that, but doesn't this smell like bullshit to anybody else? Capeshit doesn't get this treatment, Jurassic World didn't. Why this movie?
>>63877683
If they don't sticky RLM Star Wars reviews, /tv/ drowns in threads about them.
There were so many threads about them reviewing TFA before this got stickied, before it was even released. Now it's all contained. Thanks, mods.
i love how max can't relate to a character unless he/she's some sort of neurotic fuck-up
>>63874309
>TFA was mediocre but I genuinely believe his jealousy of anyone more successful than him makes him an unbiased source on anything film related.
How do you figure?
>>63877308
>edgy
>contrarian
is that now the standard argument used to justify hype culture that praises even the most low effort garbage just because it's too big to fail?
>>63877413
>glib facsimile
can somebody clue me in as to what the fuck this means?!
>>63877720
Kylo is being set up as the villain in this he's not fully a Sith yet as he is vulnerable and weak emotionally (Flipping his shit, getting angry, Rey mind probe) when he has the mask off, showing a weak and scrawny face. It's exactly like Vader at the end of Jedi when he takes the mask off to see a weak old man. Symbolism.
>>63877222
>didn't have the mental fortitude of yokshire pudding.
He is emotional and impulsive, yes
>Why did he not tell padme
He told her about the Sand People, and she unconditionally supports him when she really ought not
>or Obi-Wan
Because he wants to stay a Jedi; this is not hard to understand
>Why not follow Yoda's advice
Because Anakin is too caught up in his emotions to follow Yoda's advice; this is a thing called a character flaw. And it supposed to be obvious and painful to see in action; this is how tragedies work.
>If he didn't piss around with Sheev
Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Sheev is the father figure that Anakin never had, and gives him a respite from being torn between his duty as a Jedi and his passion, especially in the form of Padme.
The fact that you are pissed over how shortsighted and impulsive Anakin was proves that it worked as a tragedy. You're supposed to not want them to suffer, even as their character flaws make it a foregone conclusion as it churns forward to that horrific ending.
2 FUCKING STICKYS
WTF IS THIS SHIT
WILL MODS PLS GO BACK TO REDDIT
>>63877938
it's a reference to the first negative review of TFA posted on Rotten Tomatoes
>>63877888
Hype culture makes people dislike fine stuff. Using edgy and contrarian is an attack on people who dislike fine stuff. You say that edgy and contrarian and hype culture are on the same side, but really they are opposites.
>>63877447
>angry beta that's mad at his parents
Yes. What are you getting at?
>>63877938
googling the definition of those 2 words leads me to believe it means an insincere imitation, refering to how this movie was carefully crafted to make as much money as possible while rehashing most of ANH and a little of ESB. No idea why this particular term is becoming so widespread.
>1218 posts
>361 IPs
Genuinely pathetic
>>63870561
>give an example of all four or I'll find your reddit account and downvote you
What is reddit?
>>63877769
NOBODY WITH A SUBSCRIBER BASE WILL EVER BE HONEST TO YOU.
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
THEY LOVED IT.
THEY'LL MAKE A SERIES OF VIDEOS ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
LET THE OIL RUN OUT, BRING ON THE ASTEROIDS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT BACTERIA.
HUMANITY IS OVER.
/tv/ the excessive cynics BTFO.
What else is new?
>>63878011
Says the Drakeposter
>>63877508
To be fair, he got shot in the gut with a bowcaster that has been blowing stormtroopers across the room like a shotgun in a western throughout the movie
Never seen this before, but the gifs always looked funny. These guys have much of the same complaints I do, and they liked the same things too. Very cool.
>>63869743
CONTRARIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!
>>63878064
No. RLM btfo themselves by losing all credibility.
>>63878051
Why would somebody who made their name by trashing star wars think that "falsely" praising star wars would please their fanbase?
>>63878064
YAY 2015/16!
IT'S EITHER THE BEST THING EVER OR LOL ONLY CYNICS HATE IT!
LETS ALL CUT OUR DICKS OFF AND PRETEND TO BE GIRLS
LOL GIVE ME FREE INCOME PLEASE
Humanity is just like star wars. It's time for it to die.
>>63877633
It's a possibility, memester. :^)
>>63878037
That's approximately four posts per person. This is meant to be a discussion board where you discuss and respond to people, even if they are anonymous. Now while true not much real discussion is happening in this thread, that isn't the result of what you claim is a low number of posters. This place isn't a giant community blog or answering machine, you can stay and conversate, AKA write multiple posts.
Chill out breh.
>>63878132
Because those videos were over 5 years ago and maybe a third of their audience subbed because of them alone?
Did you forget?
>>63878071
>he's a redditor
GO HOME FAGGOT
People are forgetting that when A New Hope came out, everyone and their mother was saying it was shit.
Oh wait, you contrarians weren't even born, what a surprise
1st 10 minutes: I loved this movie!
Final 30 minutes: "It's a soft reboot, I don't understand the universe and the government setup, Phasma was useless"
This is pretty much EVERY review. Overwhelming praise for 3 things and negativity for 30 things.
>>63878195
what did the other 2/3rds subscribe for?
>>63878105
Cry more contrarian :^)
>>63878132
Not that guy, and I think RLM was being genuine, but your logic sucks.
Theoretically, if Disney pushed this movie successfully as "The Star Wars movie that isn't the prequels!" then RLM would have massive money to make by saying it's good. Positivity always earns more than negativity from a commercial standpoint, people like to feel good and hopeful, and having a longstanding critic do a sudden turnabout would seal episode VII as the cultural landmark people want to see it as.
Before you get mad at me, I haven't even seen the movie and thus have no opinion yet, but saying they have nothing to gain isn't quite right.
>>63877047
yeah i saw it last night and it was pretty damn good.
>>63876054
sounds like something an edgy tryhard tween would say. did you also mention you were part of the 4chan and 'scream we are legion'? Or is all this bullshit and none of what you said happened?
>>63878229
Because the majority of people alive today have attention spans that peak at 15 minutes.
They said what they knew people wanted to hear, so they would stay subscribers, and then they actually voiced their opinions, but with aids moby holding a huge sign with a list of the things they cannot say or the channel will be flagged by disney and they'll lose all their subs.
It's just business. Fuck movies.
No surprise I disagree with so much of this. These people have always had bad, obnoxious opinions.
But at least HitB isn't as overblown as the Plinkett reviews. So there's stuff to agree with along with stuff to debate.
Like
>they're glad Jedi just feel out their power based on circumstance, instead of learning their powers literally at an academy
No. I mean, yes there should be a little of that, but no. Jedi apprenticeship and training shouldn't be shit on like that
>Star Wars shouldn't be an epic story, and should just be silly and simple
This is the reason they don't even know if Coruscant was blown up or not (something that should be a very important point). This movie was trying so hard to avoid having any politics and world building explanations (thanks to the prequels probably) that they went too far in the other direction.
>>63878234
Half in the bag/best of the worst/wheel of the worst.
You know, the content they've been putting out in the 5 years since the plinkett reviews? You been living under a rock this whole time?
>Mike and Jay loved it
CONTRARIANS BTFO
>>63878152
I am a moderate cynic. Not like /tv/ where pulling all straw arguments is the norm
>>63878229
Videogame "journalists" started this trend. Companies figured out that nobody reads the articles/reviews, so if you pay them for a good score or good summary, they can trash you in their actual review all they want and nobody will notice as long as it still says 9/10 GOTY.
>>63872435
>8.5
That's a rental.
>>63869247
>poetry
lost it
>>63878028
>Hype culture makes people dislike fine stuff.
Hype culture is when something is so overmarketed and hyped that people think they are supposed to like it because of how overmarketed and hyped it is. I don't care much about Star Wars. It wasn't part of my childhood and it's not like I give too much of a shit about the universe in general. That doesn't change anything about criticism leveraged towards the movie. Rey was a mary sue with very little character development and a lot of scenes just lost all of their weight because of that. That's one reason why I also had my fair share of problems with characters like Indiana Jones or James Bond. They are smart, strong, infallible and charismatic. It's a self-insert power fantasy for the audience but it does absolutely nothing for me personally. It trivializes any challenge presented in the movie and the only reason why people watch it is because they are interested in the action. Everyone knows that they will win. Everyone knows none of the characters written like that are truly in danger.
I can see why people like those type of characters but there is a difference between liking something despite all these flaws or liking something and pretending like the characters were well written and engaging. Rey was poorly written and I'm not going to pretend that she's not because some people feel the need to never go against the general consensus just because they don't want to get labeled as contrarian edgelords.
>>63878378
Godfather part 2 is a 8.5/10 and you'd rent that?
>>63878264
>Positivity always earns more than negativity from a commercial standpoint
then why didn't Plinkett defend the prequels?
>>63878387
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
If star wars ever had a message or purpose beyond commercialization, it's gone forever. You could sooner reassemble alderaan.
ITT:
>people who hated it calling RLM disney shills when they are clearly not
>people who liked it calling everyone else haters on suicide watch
>everyone: something something you need Internet reviewers to validate le opinion
>hello reddit
>based rich/mike/jay
>nobody actually talking about the film or the review
Why does /tv/ insist upon using everything as ammunition against people they disagree with instead of having an actual discussion?
post yfw Kylo will kill Luke as well in Episode VIII
All this anger over RLM liking a movie they didn't pleases me so. And I thought TFA was just 'meh'.
>>63878321
these shows attracted a majority audience that wants to see them fake a good review of TFA?
>>63877317
I came to post this, why does RLM gets to have sticky and doge doesn't?
>>63878411
Because they came out over 15 years ago and everyone had already stopped caring?
They were mostly feeding on people who already hated george lucas, that's why he's the focus of all the reviews.
They should do their "character test" on the new characters. I think it's been so long that they've forgotten the standards they once held for movies.
>>63878476
Yes. That and they know their website would be DDOS'd as soon as reddit found out someone didn't like something they liked. They'd become instant pariahs, Like Based Max has.
>/tv/ contrarians were hoping RLM would give them more ammo to spam "It was shit"
>Even they agree it was great
>>63878411
The first review for TPM came out in what? 2006? 2005? It was nearly half a decade after a movie nearly everyone reviled. It's totally safe to criticize such a thing, especially after everyone stopped giving a shit and just assumed Star Wars was dead. There was no corporation watching them, there was no current movie they'd just seen that had an endless marketing and hype train, there was nothing to corrupt their objectivity and there was no real money to be made.
How high on the suicide watchlist are you anti RLM faggots, especially the one autist that reposts that same shit hating in every RLM thread, now that they got their own sticky?
Do you think Disney actually reached out to RLM and paid them
>RLM liked something the mainstream likes and they would likely receive a lot of flack if they didn't like it
>realize they would also receive a lot of flack if they said nothing but positives so they give it their staple "safe" "it's was okayish decentish" make everyone happy review
>they even chicken out on definitive recommendations at the end
WOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED!!!!1111
>>63878537
2008/9 at the latest. youtube barely worked in 2005/6
>>63878476
You seriously think they faked the review? It can't be that they just have a different opinion?
wtf sticky
>>63878549
They didn't have to.
>>63878561
You think that there is even 1/10000th the amount of people who didn't like TFA compared to those that did?
You're a fucking idiot. Their website would be DDOS'd and youtube would have received so many complaints and flags and claims that their entire channel would have been suspended.
>>63877805
That is the reasoning for every sticky thread and it never works.
Just look at the catalog now.
>>63878574
Ah, my mistake, but that makes sense about Youtube, it's been so long since it and social media hasn't been ubiquitous that I forget that it was once a humble website people dumped stupid videos on, not a multimedia marketing arm of Google.
>complaining about sticky
>further contributing to it
wow autists all around
>>63878581
Either they have terrible standards for movies now, or they faked the review.
Either way, they have no integrity and there is no point in watching people who will defend the most banal tripe ever made.
>>63878466
When was the last time you remember discussion on /tv/?
>>63878581
No, I'm arguing against people who think they faked the review for money.
>>63878635
yeah i think 2007 was when google bought it.
>>63878430
it's calculated commercialized product with tons of merchandise. Disney knew exactly how to market the movie. From their casting choices to the way they handled the plot it was perfectly assembled. Offend no one. Try to play off the nostalgia without alienating new audiences.
It's like a a normal cheeseburger. Not too many onions. Not too much ketchup but also not too little. Not spicy. No weird colors. So fucking normal and incapable of offending anyone or anything I'm going to fucking vomit.
>>63878653
Do you suffer from any mental disease, anon?
>>63878653
Yeah, okay. They don't think like me, therefore they are just dumb.
>>63870200
You serially didn't have any fun when Poe and Finn escaped in the TIE Fighter? Or when Han tried to "talk his way out of" the rathtar smuggling situation? Or when Finn and Rey worked together on the Millennium Falcon? Or just about everything with bb8?
The movie has a lot of problems I won't deny that, but I don't understand people saying the characters weren't really likeable and a lot of fun to watch interact
so, this is now conclusive evidence that mods take money to be allowed to advertise on 4chan
>sticky for a review
The mods are pathetic, as if we needed more proof of what a bunch of blatant shills they are.
[SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
>>63878741
Sure. It's called a brain. Keeps me from enjoying a lot of stupid shit.
>>63878774
Nobody said dumb, fuckfaggot.
>>63877657
Yet they still can't answer the question.
>>63869247
what the fuck?
why does this place care so much about a bunch of LITERAL NOBODIES?
>>63878830
Good morning? Did you really not know this at all? It's been happening on all sites for years now.
>>63878884
Who are you calling a shill? I sincerely say that TFA is far greater than the prequels. It even supersedes the vision of Lucas's original trilogy with dazzling bravado. The vision is staggering, the performance are first rate, and brings back the glorydays of 70's new Hollywood for a brand new generation. And if anyone thinks I'm a shill I assure everyone in this thread that no one at 20th Century Fox paid me to post this.
>all reviews give it a 9/10
>all of them say it's basically A New Hope 2.0
>>63878886
No, it's called autism
>>63869247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1IFYrtd5vI
question is cant it be memed
>>63869272
perfect representation of the average RLM fag, and first post too
You win the internet, anon :^)
>>63878830
Dude, they made a fucking sticky in /v/ for Assassins Creed Syndicate, and everyone in /v/, and pretty much all the internet hate that franchise.
>>63878890
Because autists need to justify their own opinions.
>>63878886
>Nobody said dumb
>Keeps me from enjoying a lot of stupid shit.
Yes... feed me your petty anger.
>>63878561
>Tumblr Bebeposting homo is retarded
WOOOH!!!!!!!! THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED!!!!1111111
>>63869247
Everyone likes it except /tv/
Top kek
>>63878941
Of course it's better than the prequels, it's A New Hope but they changed the names of the characters and locations.
>>63879024
every1 liked Phantom Menace
until they realization
>>63879024
keep telling yourself that, redditor
Okay, which reviewer up to this point (aside from based Max) was the harshest on TFA? Only one other guy I follow said he didn't like the film, and he's far from movie reviews.
>>63879024
and some star wars forums
>>63878944
For many, that's all they wanted.
>>63879069
Horse shit, almost everybody who likes it hates the third Death Star. Stop pretending to be above everyone.
>>63879024
Well, what did you expect from this board?
>>63879069
Why not watch A New Hope then instead of waiting for this?
This is literally the same movie.
I can't believe the Empire is so fucking retarded that they built a THIRD Death Star.
>All the /v/edditors running in here yelling SHILL when they don't know shit just like they did on their containment board
I knew this shitty Starshit movie was going to bring in a huge influx of retarded video game playing horsefucking mongoloids. /tv/ is officially dead, burn the corpse and fuck the ashes.
>sticky
>>63879107
>making a sticky about a fucking review
>not shilling
The mods are pathetic, that's a fact.
>>63879096
Dude in the EU they build like 6 billion Death Stars, each bigger than the other, and they start building giant planet sized flying lightsabers and shit.
>>63869591
If you go on the Pre-Rec Twitch (they record twice a week at least) you'll realize they just like the #shaming meme as a re-occurring joke. It gets some use in their vids but gets used a lot more in Pre-Rec livestreaming.
#fatfuckshaming what my favorite.
It is and always will remain a glib facsimile
No amount of revisionism will change that.
I will personally look through the archives and pull up every single thread shitting on this obvious cash grab flick.
Fuck RLM cancer/shills
>>63879171
That's what I don't understand, why make the EU non-canon when you are going to make the same shit?
I swear to god if they make the ''Emperor is still alive because of the Force Horocruxes'' I'll take it upon myself to burn Disney into the ground.
>they actually seemed enthusiastic about a sequel that totally rips off ANH and is full of fanservice and actors so old and washed up they shouldn't even be in movies any more
I think staying up late must have got to these guys. At least Rich has some sense.
>>63879185
too bad he spelled his own meme wrong
>>63879068
muh eu muh darth abcess
>havent seen the movie
>still watch the spoilers
>comfy levels peaking
>mfw the movie wasn't good enough to enjoy it, but not bad enough to spawn some Sheev-tier memes
>>63871948
This is the only correct answer. He even says as much.
>they're my stories just like my house is my house. So if I want to paint my house blue, even if everyone else wants me to paint it green, I'm gonna paint it blue.
>>63879227
Snoke is Emperor's Tom Riddle you heard it here first.
Also Ep9 ends on a cliffhanger with "Zhuuyan" "Novg" ships appearing at the edge of the galaxy.
>Star Wars review with no Plinkett at all
Fucking dropped, I thought they would actually put some effort into this video instead of just releasing a review as early as possible. Half in the Bag is the laziest part of RLM.
>>63879060
Searching a new opinion mentor, my contrarian sheep?
>sticky
for what purpose
>>63879385
How on earth is Mike supposed to do a review in the Plinkett style without access to the footage?
Are you a retard or just pretending?
>>63879386
Yes
>>63879357
Goddamn it, it's so fucking obvious Disney is going to bring in the whatever EU equivalent there is of the Reapers into the franchise.
>>63879395
To keep the discussion of the review, which would normally dominate the board, condensed to one thread.
Or, if you're a retard, it's a conspiracy by the janitors to shill for TFA.
>>63879410
>Plinkett style
a Plinkett style review of TFA would put /tv/ in the place of Lucas
>>63879458
QUIET, SHILL!
>>63878983
And now they are on suicide watch because RLM liked it. They honestly don't know what to think or feel anymore.
>>63879410
Plinkett didn't appear is what I said. This is typical HitB style: sitting around talking about a movie dryly.
Are you illiterate or just pretending?
>>63879443
Wait, you... you don't know?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong
>>63879494
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE CONTRARIANS ARE EVIL
>>63869247
It's true. All of it.
>>63879523
Nice reading comprehension, you bumbling fucking moron
>>63878920
i knew, now it's evident for everyone to see.
>>63878982
must have missed that
having star wars characters fight an external threat would be retarded
>>63879530
Some people don't know Kylo is literally Darth Caedus either.
>>63878617
>You're a fucking idiot. Their website would be DDOS'd and youtube would have received so many complaints and flags and claims that their entire channel would have been suspended.
what in the fuck are you talking about? LOL
>>63879587
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know.
>>63879530
>We have come to cleanse the galaxy
Oh for fucks sake, they are literally the Reapers.
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
JUST
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
FUCKING
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
END
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
IT
>RLM likes it
>Destroying the box office
Feels good. Fuck off contrarians.
>>63879635
The Yuuzhan Vong were created a long before the Reapers though.
>TFA beats JW opening weekend
>RLM liked it
Both /tv/ and George Lucas on suicide watch
>>63879635
Where do you think the Reapers came from? People working on video games are the same ones reading the EU shit thinking it's actual literature and writing Mary Sue fanfiction.
>>63873438
says the redditor trying to fit in
>>63879659
>people voting TFA as the best SW movie
>>63879670
confirmation bias feels so good
fuck the EU
I've severely underestimated Max Landis, he's pretty based.
>stickying this
I like RLM, but this comes off like the mods are shilling their videos. Yes, yes, muh boogeyman, I'm not saying they're doing that, but it could come across that way to others.
>>63871928
>max landis calling someone else's work fanfiction
O I AM LAFFIN
>>63879789
It's just pragmatism, they know most of us are obsessed with the funny fat man who talks about Star Wars.
I like Max and RLM, because I don't need someone to mirror my opinions 100%. You 15 year olds should try it sometime.
>>63879789
>thinking a sticky means that the topic is extra special instead of keeping chaos contained
>>63879670
Why does that make you feel good?
>>63879659
oh my god if TFA is the 2nd best this series is truly mediocre and ESB was a great mistake
/a/ here, is it normal for some cancerous e-celeb to get a sticky here?
>>63879659
>A New Hope HD Edition better than A New Hope
>Episode 1 better than ROTJ
>>63870201
>so jay, what did you think of star wars?
Yeah half in the bag is definitely an objective review show. Also when they talk about if they liked it or not.
Kill urself my man
I think writing frankenstein fan fiction is worse than writing frankenstein fan fiction
>>63879876
THIS
I can't comprehend how many newfags are on /tv/ right now. Sticky doesn't mean importance, but containing topic to just one thread.
>>63879926
4th.
Better than the prequels, worst than the originals.
It's pretty much what everyone expected in every single way, it didn't take a single risk.
>>63879926
This.
>>63879937
how are they both not HD?
>>63879963
>I think writing frankenstein fan fiction is worse than writing frankenstein fan fiction
Haha, too late to delete now, idiot.
>>63879925
Yes.
This even isn't the first RLM sticky on /tv/.
>>63869408
sweet fedora. how does it tip by itself?
>>63880019
TFA was filmed with better cameras, and locations and character names are different.
That's the difference between TFA and ANH.
>>63879987
>>63879998
Sorry, deleted it because I fucked up spoilers:
>>63879897
TFA isn't second best.It's third best.
>>63880055
shot on pretty much the same cameras
>>63879987
No risk? Do you not see the split from peopl on re-using whiny prequel Anakin's type of character?
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
Remember when Star Wars was just 'nerd shit?'
http://strawpoll.me/6319517
>>63869272
Holy Shit This post killed me
>>63880086
So the only thing they changed was character and location names, while adding shit taken directly from the EU.
Well, at least we'll get to see Cade Skywalker in Episode XII.
>B-BUT BUT THEY DIDN'T TEAR THE MOVIE TO SHREDS FOR NOT BEING PERFECT !
It's fucking hilarious
You retards missed the point of the Plinkett reviews so hard
Star Wars was never perfect and The Force Awakens also had a lot of faults but you can forgive if the movie is entertaining
The prequels were bad for many reasons but their worst crime was being fucking boring
While the Force Awakens was a retread of the New Hope and has issues with pacing and a lot of other problems it hits all the right marks
Also it feels like Star Wars movie
To you retards everything has to be
>HURR PLOTHOLE BAD
or
>LE PATRICIAN EPIK MOVIE
>>63880206
Who is thishorribledemon.
>>63880206
This, just turn your brain off and enjoy the ride.
>>63880206
>it's meant to be shit, it feels like star wars
Ok, child.
>>63880124
>Remember when Star Wars was just 'nerd shit?'
The EU always was but the movies have been 100% mainstream, normie shit since May 1977.
>>63880279
He didn't say that, jesus christ, you people are like children.
>>63880279
That's not what I said
>>63880294
what happened in 1977 you fapped to chernobyl lmao!
TFA FTW!
>>63880306
Welcome to /tv/
>>63880124
No care to inform me?
I guess maybe the early 90s it was pretty niche
but late 70s and 80s it was massive blockbuster movie franchise
then late 90s and 2000s it was a massive movie franchise, then a successful children's cartoon until now where its a massive movie franchise again
Why is this fucking shit pinned?
Just who THE FUCK are these niggers?
WHY the fuck are there over a thousand FUCKING replies?
WHY the fuck is some shitty looking fucking review for a shitty fucking movie forty two MOTHERFUCKING minutes long?!
You god damn fucking niggers, fucking kill yourselves.
>>63869247
you're a big guy
>>63880279
>belittling others by calling them "child" while being in a fucking Star Wars thread
>>63880467
I know all those feels, bro. No clue why a shitty internet review from some manchildren gets a fucking sticky
>>63879295
Welcome to the future, anon, where even RLM are castrated PC hack frauds (in b4 "lel it was ironic hashtags") and "so bad it's good" no longer exists because there is no good left.
>>63880467
They are just a group of guys who jumped on the bandwagon to shit on the prequels and now think the remake of ANH is best thing evar.
>>63880516
I have not entered this shitty thread, kiddo.
I was just pointing out how retarded that kid was.
>>63880467
To contain the cancer.
You prefer having this thread 20 times all over /tv/?
It's a sticky, just shitpost as hard as you can.
THIS IS NOW A DOUGE WALKER THREAD.
>>63880591
they're also being safe, which makes sense safe = more money
>>63880306
just turn your brain off :^)
>>63874698
What does that have to do with that video?
>>63880566
>>63880591
Well I'll be fucking damned. That is absolutely disgusting.
>>63880619
Well shit, when you put it like that. If this one shitpost can contain all the Star Wars shitposts at once, then let this shitpost grow as much as it fucking wants.
>>63880645
If anything a more controversial opinion would get them more views which would make them more money
>>63880206
>The prequels were bad for many reasons but their worst crime was being fucking boring
I bet you thought A new Hope was too slow and boring too huh? Maybe A new hope needed a few more chase scenes and explosions, too much old ben talking and things making sense, it needed more actions so you don't have to think about how dumb it is that the hard won battle of the prequels only lasted for 30 fuckings years and how dumb it is that the "resistance" AKA the REBELS are the good guys AGAIN when they are the established government fighting agaisnt the ACTUAL rebellion.
>>63869247
>I loved it
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>>63880686
It's more about the RLM shitposting.
Star Wars will get constant posting for a few weeks because it's a huge franchise, so it's normal.
It's the perfect time to sit back, open some movies in another window, and in the other one have these threads opened to shitpost and falseflag over and over again.
>>63875508
Voting for Trump is satire, right?
Nobody actually thinks "it's gonna be so great" is a policy, do they?
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who watch half in the bag regularly
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who know and refer to the guys who made the plinkett reviews by their first names
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who unironically like e-celebrities and follow them on Twitter
TOPKEK
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>>63880206
>IT"S STAR WARS
>WHO CARES IF IT"S SHIT! NEW STAR WARS
>I'M SUCH A NERD LOL STAR WARS
>SO HYPE FOR STAR WARS
>DEM STAR WARS FEELS
>>63880695
>has no idea how subscriptions work
Go back to school, little one.
>>63880771
Trump is a weapon against two political dynasties. more power to him.
>>63879508
The film wasn't great nor terrible just very average. Struggle to see how anybody could think its an 8+ out of 10. Solid 7.
>>63880645
It will be interesting to see if we start seeing videos bashing this movie a few years down the road like what happened to the prequels after the nostalgia glasses wore off.
Why do people care about youtubers?
Seriously, I've never understood it.
/tv/ B T F O
So, it's my first time watching these guys, but i have a question: are thesse guys just random guys who decided to film their discussions about movies and upload them to youtube? Or do they have any ind of academic formation, or experience in the movie business?
Because so far it looks like the kind of stuff I discussed with my friends after watching it, nothing special.
>>63869247
Boasting in legendary ebic thread
>>63880771
people fell for 'hope and change' didn't they?
if elected, he may stop some of the bleeding, but it will take more than one person to unfuck what is wrong with this country.
>a fucking sticky
Reddit has officially taken over
>>63880854
This.
>>63869580
That was adorable, gave me the biggest grin.
>>63880846
we hope, that said he will be the last semi independent candidate ever allowed to run for high office in the current system. so, i figure he is worth gambling on.
>>63876918
We did it, Reddit!
WE /RLM/ NOW
>>63880989
Not any academic credentials that I'm aware of but they got famous doing an in-depth analysis of the prequels with a character named Plinkett pretty much bashing all the movies.
ONE THREAD CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS AUTISM!!!
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE SPREAD OUT OR IT'LL BLOW!!
THREAD WILL BLOW THE FUCK UP IN LIKE 5MIN
>>63881001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNsydDwCeA
PAID STICKY
PAID STICKY
PAID STICKY
PAID STICKY
PAID STICKY
>>63869408
I liked it a lot, I'll see it again, I'm amused by all the contrarian shitposting assholes pretending the prequels were good or that this was a garbage movie.
But it was not a 10/10 movie.
>>63880771
His policies are great.
He wants to lower taxes for the middle class and poor dramatically.
Why do you faggots think this is bad?
>muh roads
>>63881288
not him, but there is saying and there is doing. and we are still in the saying phase. that said, imo he is the only person in the running i am considering voting for and i think voting is generally a waste of time.
>>63881288
>>muh roads
but anon, Trump mentioned muh roads in the last debate.
get fucked m8s
RLM is the OFFICIAL reviewers of /tv/
>>63879876
That's not what I said or implied
>>63876793
>>63876860
Don't listen to this faggot. It's good.
so how much is disney paying them
>>63873871
>literally using the exact time of capeshit logic that other anon was lampooning
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>>63881511
Then what DID you mean when you implied that a sticky=shilling.
>>63881288
Trump supporters fall in 2 camps. Extremely young and naive dumb asses with no grasp on politics whatsoever or extremely old senile rednecks with no grasp on politics whatsoever.
wew lads
>1.3k posts in and people are talking about Trump's fucking policies
This is why stickies are bad
>>63881288
>>63881399
>>63881433
>>63881511
>>63881599
>>63881622
This thread is DubTASTIC!
and those were just some of the last few posts left in this thread.
>>63881725
Trump has no substance. Whenever he's asked a detailed question, he never goes into specifics
>>63881764
trump was specifically mentioned in the RLM video
>>63872221
>anime
Glad to see I can ignore your post
>>63881622
>type, not time
>dubs of truth :^)
Can we all agree RLM has shit tastes yet?
>>63881288
Freedom of religion is just as fundamental a right as the right to bear arms. It is hypocritical to espouse one while attempting to restrict the other. If you think it is okay to ban all Sith from the galaxy, how do you feel about banning all blaster owners?
TEARS OF JOY
>>63881806
>>63881814
Trump is being mentioned in this thered now you GUIZE!
DOES THIS MEAN TRUMP IS PAYING FOR THIS STICKY NOW?
>>63881622
>exact time of capeshit logic
What time is capeshit o'clock?
>>63881725
Wow you sure convinced me with those amazing arguments.
We should totally print trillions of dollars, increase taxes a fuckton and let in a million immigrants.....
>>63881806
just like every other candidate?
>giving a review right after seeing it
It took at least 24 hours for the nostalgic kicks to wear off before I started to notice the glaring plot holes.
Just where in the fuck did they find Anakin's lightsaber? Was it in the laundry room on Bespin?
Point is, the REAL reviews will start tumbling in a month later.
>>63881870
Make sure you don't light a match around all that straw.
>>63881866
>dubs of truth again
even so, see
>>63881845
>>63881892
Disney would never do that. This movie had to be safe and take no risks. Using your advertising budget to bribe internet reviewers is an insane risk that would backfire if Mike decided to reveal it seriously. Also, Occam's Razor - there is just no way they got paid, they just brought it up because they felt so ashamed by how uncritical their true opinions of it were since they're fanboys, so they're trying to offset the shame by saying they're being paid. Don't be fooled by all the Plinkett shit. Mike and Jay are literal Star Wars obsessives. They were squee-ing like everyone else when they saw it.
>>63881870
You do realize we are paying historic lows in taxes right? You can't seriously be this fucking stupid can you? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're just playing the Trump meme and you didn't actually fall for it.
>>63881892
Rey went off the filming set in the props room to get it.
I hear the movie is tanking. Is this true?
>>63881892
>Just where in the fuck did they find Anakin's lightsaber? Was it in the laundry room on Bespin?
Didn't you listen? That's a story for another time.
(Upcoming spinoff confirmed; pls have your money ready)
>>63881858
>Group is prone to violence and crime
>Let's get rid of them all
>It's okay, because they're not white!
People seem to forget their Italian, Irish, Russian, etc ancestors would've been targeted too if Trump was alive during their time. He's just playing on fear
>>63881990
>>You do realize we are paying historic lows in taxes right?
This, I mean it's not like people in medieval times literally started cutting off their rulers' heads whenever it got higher than 10%.
>>63881942
>Don't be fooled by all the Plinkett shit
>Mike and Jay are literal Star Wars obsessives
whoa shocking info
>>63881918
kek all you had was a strawman with no substance
just returning the favor
>>63881990
>You do realize we are paying historic lows in taxes right?
But we're not you gigantic retard.
>You can't seriously be this fucking stupid can you?
Swallow cyanide, I bet you're a sanders supporter.
I think Ray and the black guy Boga are going to kiss in the next film
They were all over eachother in this one. Long ass hug out of nowhere that Hans had to break up because it was going on for to long . Those long pauses as they would look at eachother.
Don't forget that she kissed his head at one point.
>>63873588
Check'd
Also, I'm sure that this Plinkett review would be in similar fashion to the Star Trek '09 review
>>63881725
That's nothing. Have you read Ted Cruz's ideas?
A federal 19% sales tax! WTF?
>>63882124
>>63881990
>taxes are good
>I'm glad my taxes go to pay interest on the national debt, foreign wars, corporate welfare and regular welfare
>>63882161
I want a Negative Plinkett review for this film. Fuck those guys if they don't produce one.
>>63881887
Trump literally knows nothing about being a politician. Everything he says is Muslims, build a wall or let's make America great again, and rednecks eat that shit up every time
>>63882143
http://www.factcheck.org/2012/07/tax-facts-lowest-rates-in-30-years/
All of 2 seconds you fucking idiot.
>>63882240
What does all the talk about Trump aka /pol/ SHIT have to do with RLM's review of SW?
>all the people who want Plinkett to review TFA negatively are the same type of buthurt edgelords of that the character of Kylo Ren was mocking.
>>63882249
>factcheck.org
kek
>meanwhile our corporate taxes are higher than even canada right now
>>63882188
Taxes like government are neither good nor bad you binary moron. They are a necessity to living in a civilized society. Don't like it, then fucking live out in the forest like a savage.
>>63882240
Looks like you got TRUMPED
>>63882317
>pay interest on the national debt, foreign wars, welfare, corporate welfare and massive corruption are SOCIAL
>YOU DON'T LIKE ALL THESE HORRIBLE THINGS, GO LIVE IN THE FOREST
ayy lmao
>>63882305
He can't deny it so he just puts his fingers in his ears. You sure make Trump supporters look good, anon.
Here's some more for you:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/04/11/your-taxes-are-really-low-in-one-chart/
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/high-taxes-actually-theyre-at-a-60-year-low/
http://www.politico.com/story/2012/07/cbo-fed-tax-rates-hit-historic-low-078386
>>63882376
He still can't back up anything...
BTFO once again, anon
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY FRIEND IN MILWAUKEE TOOK LAST WEEK. IF THIS ISN'T PROOF OF RLM SELLING OUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT
Friendly reminder lads
>>63882376
>He fell for the Trump meme
>>63882431
>still has no argument
>still thinks taxes and corruption are social
>>63882440
>One condition: we have to wear coordinated outfits at the payoff spot.
Is pretending you don't know who RLM is the new meme around here? Or is everyone that new? I've moved on from posting here really and I just came back to check out the shit storm
>>63882298
Nothing,but you still don't seem to realize /tv/ is /pol2.0/, visitor. Enjoy your stay
>>63882395
>washingtonpost
>politico
>some shitty blog
Jesus christ kid, try harder.
>>63882475
>he fell for the sanders meme
Instead of posting a sticky to prevent flooding
can we just not watch Reddit Letter Memeia?
>>63882497
Sounds like something Mike would come up with
>>63874903
>mike likes star wars the most out of the three
>rich likes star wars the least out of the three
this is old news anon and rich still liked it
stop acting like not liking popular things gives you special insight
Tell a non-American about Trump's past works as a politician. Did he good things, or did he just pop up as a meme now?
>>63869247
Why is this a sticky?
>even RLM has succumbed to the shilling for this godawful piece of shit student flick
fuck.
fuck Mike, fuck Jay, and double-fuck Rich. Fuck RLM and Plinkett and HITB and everything else they are involved with.
I'm never going to watch another video of their ever again. complete fucking sellouts. absolutely disgraceful.
>>63882559
>he is binary
>>63882594
because the entire website caters to retarded children from reddit who come here to shitpost and spam memes
>It's a Star Wars episode
>>63882559
>thinks the kinds of jobs kids get is the kind of experience any company anywhere gives two shits about
>>63882606
>b-b-binary
>>63882559
Even Bernie Cuck Sanders has a better chance than Trump to win the general. That's how sad your candidate is
>>63882645
>he thinks pictures of autistic hot air balloon constitutes an argument.
>>63882630
>is the kind of experience any company anywhere gives two shits about
Except it is.
If you were loyal and competent enough to have a fast food job for 2 years companies see that and think more highly of you.
>>63882686
>he thinks yelling words he's using improperly constitutes an argument
>>63878229
They praised it a lot during those moments, even said some of that was good. Phasma was one of the only things they flat out criticized and even then they said most of that was because pre-movie hype tries to make her out to be way bigger than she actually was. The universe stuff was just yes, they didn't go into endless senate meetings to explain the universe because it was a simple character based adventure like it should have been. Yes it's a soft reboot but they used it to establish new likable characters and only really brought up the star killer as a part going too far with that.
>>63870185
You are vastly overestimating the importance of /tv/ if you think they do that this much here.
>>63882440
I fucking Knew it!
Someone Screen Cap this SHIT!!!!
>autistic contrarians that were dedicated to hating it from the moment Disney bought LucasFilm shitting themselves inside out because people had the gall to think a soft scifi space opera was pretty good, despite the fact that they spend a bunch of time talking about the movie's obvious flaws
Truly this is the height of sadness.
People have stooped to the level of praising Lucas/the prequels/Max Landis because of how mad they are that people like a movie. At least we all agree on one thing: /tv/ is shit.
>>63882791
enjoy your complimentary sticky, reddit
I never learned about RLM or this part of /tv/ culture.
Can someone give me a rundown on everything I've missed from the beginning?
>>63882608
Don't get my hopes up, anon. The fact is that he just enjoyed a fun flick because he set his bar on the ground.
>>63869247
>reddit letter media shilling a flavor of the month popcorn flick
You weren't expecting a review were you?
>>63882791
There's nothing wrong with Max Landis, SJW.
>>63869272
Hello Reddit!
>>63882827
>anyone who disagrees with me is a Redditor
>>63882864
>>63882896
oy vey!
>>63882830
Redditors in disguise push their favorite youtube reviewers, not much more to it
see >>63869272
>this entire thread
Hello Reddit!
>sticky for e-celebs
Mods = Reddit
>>63882791
I agree, its kind of sad. Why invest so much time in talking about something you hate? The problem is reddit is a hive mind of praise and /tv/ is a hive mind of hate you cannot find a good balance between the two anywhere besides real life discussion which most autists on these websites lack
>>63882827
>>63882896
You forgot to call me a cuck and a Jew and a pleb.
Step it up.
>>63882482
You almost had me, anon. Well memed sir.
>>63882913
just what a redditor would say
>>63882896
Go home Max.
>>63882913
>Hey guys I'm a redditor
>>63883011
just what a redditor would say
>>63883032
I'm a redditor. Nothing you can do about it.
>>63883059
liked, upvoted, subscribed, and downloaded
Terrible moderators but it's to be expected seeing what they did during the last 5 years.>No! I'll craft /tv/ in my vision!
>What the users want doesn't matter since I'll ban them all and replace them with users who like my vision! :^)
>>63882660
Seriously. Idiot Trump supporters are the reason Hillary will be our next president.
>>63883066
Ridicule you, reply with nonsense, not reply to you at all, not accept your opinion as valid, etc.
>>63874655
Well to be fair I'm not some /tv/ nitpickerfaggot (I thoroughly enjoy the Marvel movies) and Jurassic World was really fucking terrible.
That being said, I share Jay and Mike's opinion on TFA. It was enjoyable, not daring at all (it relied a lot on Ep 4) but still pretty cool.
>>63880989
yea, its a friend simulator for people woh dont have those friends to discuss it with after watching itlike me
Lel these retards actually said it was good. How dumb can they be? Do you think it's just because it was 4 AM and they were really tired?
>>63883066
Kill yourself
I'm glad I dont live with autism
>>63882532
Those are corporate tax rates, anon. You now...what we weren't even talking about. But, even then you have to look at effective tax rates after all deductions and then it isn't remotely the highest in the world. Keep on pushing though. Your idiocy guarantees a Hillary win.
>>63880794
And here we have the average frogposter who can't have fun
What is worse, this or Jurassic World? They feel really similar to me in their execution of reviving an old franchise. Like they were made with the same formula.
>>63883190
maybe its because their not autistic contrarions?
>>63883193
Reddit run's this place now, anon. How does that make you feel? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>63869247
Why do these guys laugh at all of their own jokes? They're not that funny
>>63883190
Fuck back off to /b/, child
>>63883249
>Those are corporate tax rates, anon.
I said taxes.
Are corporate tax rates not taxes?
All taxes are high and Trump is going to lower them and actually cut spending for once.
>Your idiocy guarantees a Hillary win.
Lel you're a guaranteed retard if you actually want this to happen.
>>63883193
>redditfrog
http://www.thewrap.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-loses-to-himalayas-south-korea-box-office/
STARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63883287
Jurassic World is worse by far
>these literally whos opinions' about pleb wars: the pleb awakens matter to RLMfags so deeply that we need a sticky to prevent flooding
this is a new level of cancer. congratulations rlm lackeys, you did it
>>63883299
Is "contrarion" a meme word millennials use so they don't have to think for themselves?
"I remember walking out of Mary Poppins, bewildered that I didn't see any influence of Godard or Truffaut. It was a simple family film." - Donald Trump (1987)
I just got back from seeing the movie and I actually enjoyed it a lot more than I expected to. I'm actually pretty excited for the next one, hopefully it's as good.
>>63883319
Lol, Dunning–Kruger is in full effect here. I don't want Hillary, but Trump supporters are going to make it happen though. You've been played.
if dubs i get to keep jay
>>63883392
>millennials
Why would you browse this site into your mid 30's?
>>63883319
All taxes aren't high. You have been shown repeatedly in this thread that is an absolute lie. It's like dealing with fucking children...
>>63883398
I don't get it. He went to see a family film and was surprised when it was a family film?
>>63869247
Are people upset in here that RLM liked it or that they didn't make a Plinket review?
If the later, first they would need footage of the actual film you dumbies. If the former, you should listen to them pointing out some flaws of the movie. They weren't like those numbnuts who praised it like the second coming right after they watched it. Oh well, I just enjoy their reviews and don't take everything they say to heart.
The movie is entertaining, but filled with plot holes and Rey's god-mode really bother me
I can forgive those because of the twist ofKR killing you know who, I thought that was really well done, as well as the character (even if I disliked him having tantrums like a child).
I wish Rich picked the plot holes apart, because Rey' godliness... Well, it's way too obvious, no need to point it out specifically in my opinion.
>>63883329
>STARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
oh wow, a south korean film did better in south korea than an american one.
who would have thought?
>ebin sticky for a youtube companionship channel for lonely autists incapable of making friends in the real world, reviewing a movie for children and to sell toys
Mods, die.
>>63871928
>mfw I agree with this homo
>>63883345
I don't know. Force Awakens was pretty fucking awful. Really makes me wonder.
The final stage is complete. Now that they have their own sticky, they no longer need to pretend. They themselves admit that they're redditors
God help us
>>63883319
>and actually cut spending for once.
i'll believe that when i see it, that said if he actually cuts any spending and not just refuses to increase spending especially military spending he will be the best president in over a century.
>>63883190
>Was it because they were tired?
I think so tbqh. Think about it, they just spent hours waiting in line in the middle of the night to see a movie. On a subconscious level they want the movie to be worth it. Even more so when you're on no sleep. They just sounded dumb honestly.
>>63883485
>All taxes aren't high
"high" is relative.
They're much higher than they were in the 1950s.
>>63883437
>I don't want Hillary
Oh then you're a bernie cuck.
lmao he'd be even worse
>>63883451
"you are here forever" is not a meme
>>63871928
He's salty as hell, but he's right. Landis would know about this shit because all he writes is fanfic.
>>63883651
>waiting in line
we have reserved seating in Milwaukee. this is the greatest innovation in moviegoing in my lifetime.
>>63874610
>>63869423
Fucking this. Absolutely dropped. Do you think they get paid to shill?
>>63871726
Plinkett is a character, Mike is a real person
>>63870259
There are thousands of edgy fanfiction characters exactly like him written as self-inserts for troubled teens. Rebellious and powerful on the outside, but emotionally insecure on the inside, producing a wild, unstable "badass". It's inherently a terrible character concept for a leading villain who's supposed to be intimidating. Internal consistency means absolutely nothing, just as it doesn't for Mary Sues, bad plots, etc..
UHH YOU DON'T GET TO BRING TRAITORS
>>63883722
No.
>>63871928
he does know he's committing career suicide right
>>63869423
I haven't watched their review. They actually liked that piece of shit?
>>63871928
He's just mad Disney doesn't hire him, considering his Marvel fanfiction past.
posting in the Olympics thread
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>>63877308
>/tv/ talks politics
kek
Miss me yet?
I NEVER KNOW WHAT RLM OR PLINKETT OR JAY OR MIKE ANY OF THIS SHIT EVER MEANS.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT EXCEPT FOR ME?????????
HOW THE FUCK DID I COMPLETELY MISS OUT ON SUCH A BIG PART OF /TV/ CULTURE?
HOW THE FUCK DO I CATCH UP AND STOP BEING OUT OF THE LOOP?
>>63870184
This had me snorting beverage
>>63869580
He was lying
>/tv/ being so assblasted that they've resorted to liking the prequels
O im laffin
>>63883759
I guess it's a coincidence that Plinkett and Mike have the same interests and opinions.
>>63883913
in case you're being serious
redlettermedia com/plinkett/star-wars
...
>>63882864
Maybe its because a lot of people are skeptical before seeing the movie and that its their fucking jobs to review movies.
>>63869247
>it's the same as Jurassic World
>but I like it because Star Wars
Thanks Jay.
>>63884011
WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH SIGNIFICANCE?
WHY IS IT A MEME?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL OF THIS?
>>63874370
>Tarantino
>relevant
that cuck is past his prime
daily reminder that Pulp Fiction is literally the only decent movie he ever made
>>63883999
Fuck, I wasted my trips on that.
>>63883803
He did that when he contributed to Frankenstein and American Ultra.
>>63883963
I kind of think this myself. He knows his patreon subscriber redditors like the movie so he doesn't want to lose their precious money. For him to go overboard in praise of a mediocre new hope rehash kind of shows he's lying.
>>63869297
>le epic long meme reviews
>Mask
>Shitty voice
>Stupid plans
>Trust plebs
WAS CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN PART OF YOUR PLAN?!
>>63884114
you got the link, fucking watch it
>>63884077
TFA is halfway to a billion in 4 days.
>>63884114
They made reviews to the prequel Star Wars films that were as long as the films and ripped those flicks to shreds. Basically taking every argument you've seen on /tv/ and compiling it into a single coherent message. It is pretty much the definitive critique on the prequel trilogy. They've been coasting on the backs of those reviews since.
>mfw Mike probably got teary eyed during the iconic Star Wars intro
Good for Mike glad he liked it.
>>63884077
And that's why I hate Star Wars fans. Bunch of cannibalistic rats, ready to tear one another apart for the sake of something they claim to "love" so much.
>>63884285
AND IT'S A THING ON /TV/ BECAUSE?
Reddit: The Sticky
>>63869297
>using words like based in almost 2016
>thinking using le god number from your lepic book is makes it "based"
1. You must be 18 to post here
2. reddit.com is a very good site for your needs
>>63884307
>teary eyed
for me, only that silent shot of han and leia meeting again
Nice sticky, faggots
I refuse to believe anyone actually liked Rylo Kloon. Easily the shittiest villain I've seen for a long time, even counting by-the-numbers Marvel flicks.
None of you are realizing this whole review was a 40 minute lead up to the punch line of "The movie sucks" and think they liked the film.
Or did no one watch the whole video to the end when they blatantly read from scripts about what they thought of the movie? Then at the last possible moment they broke character and showed the whole thing to be a ruse.
Even in the beginning, slipping in "The Farce Awakening" and other things like that. Don't take well paced satire as an endorsement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpqcDCLyZ0&feature=youtu.be
Based Limmy saying it like it is familia
>>63884371
Star Wars are movies.
>>63884508
flicks
>>63884475
lol
>>63884395
It was the scroll for me
>>63884447
>Easily the shittiest villain I've seen for a long time
why?
>>63884599
Because he had pointless motivation, threw hissy fits, and I doubt they're going to end up going anywhere with him.
Legit question: Was there supposed to be romance between Rey and Finn? Perhaps in the sequels there will be?
>rlm fucking sticky
Why do we have a sticky of Youtubers? Just who are these e-celeb "critics"? What the fuck are the mods thinking?
>>63884769
It's to prevent flooding.
The cancer has clawed its way to the top
>Liked Jurassic World
>Liked TFA
NO MORE PATREON BUCKS FOR YOU FAGGOTS
>>63884651
It's not like we knew Darth vaders motivation in IV
I don't understand why people are so quick to defend the prequels with the
>It's nostalgia! You were a kid when the originals came out, and a teen/adult when the prequels came out. You outgrew Star Wars
argument that normies use so much
Many people here are around 25 (maybe that's generous) and grew up loving movies like Batman and Robin, Kazaam, and of course, The Phantom Menace. Yet, as time goes on, we realize that those movies sucked, we were just too young to realize.
We do realize, however, that there were good, well-written movies in our childhood that kids AND adults could enjoy, such as Toy story, the Land Before Time, and Home alone.
The purpose of a kids' movie is to entertain kids. I don't see how any kid could be entertained by the prequels, where literally nothing interesting happens most of the time, there's little sense of adventure, and the characters act like slabs of cardboard.
>>63884769
They're the official critics of /tv/ and reddit
Get fucked
Haha, all these butthurt redditors that don't understand Plinket was part of /tv/ culture since 2009, with stickies of new reviews.
Lukr moar, newfags. Or better yet, go back to reddit.
Anyone else find it super interesting that TFA is 'everything they wanted'?
For all the talk about how they love genuinely good films with complex ideas and high-quality production, in the end 'everything they wanted' was a direct copy of A New Hope with an interracial cast.
All they wanted was for A New Hope to be made exactly the same again. So much for being genuinely passionate about cinema.
>>63885096
Also many of us even as kids though phantom/clones was shit, or at least not as good as the OT. Did you honestly know anyone on the playground who actually liked jarjar or anikin? No of course not because kids almost never like pandering characters.
>>63884395
Getting spoiled about that death scene didn't really hit me until I watched the movie. Just made it impact me more with that build up of knowing that it was gonna happening but not wanting to believe it would. Thanks to ever spoiled it for me. Almost broke out into crying like a baby in the theater.
>>63885217
>Lukr moar, newfags. Or better yet, go back to reddit.
Fuck what a cool post! Thanks for sharing man, you're a really greater member of this imageboard
Hahaha, Reddit, absolutely classic post bro
>>63885258
>Interracial
Everyone was white except for like one dude
>>63885131
>>63885131
>>63885131
>>63885131
literally this you plebs nothing brings me more joy then seeing a RLM sticky on /tv/ they are a part of our culture and I value their critique deeply; deal with it losers.
>>63885359
/cel/ when?
>>63885330
You are the cancer killing this place
>>63885379
Soon brother, soon
>>63885409
>cancer getting cancer
pottery
Sticky is already dead
Are the Rey = Luke's daughter fags the new Jon = Targaeryen fags?
>>63885379
But they're not celebrities. They are significant as an extension of film. Not being a RLM hater, btw. I honestly think the Insurrection review is the funniest video on the internet.
>>63885703
Purple Space Bazooka is the best shit ever
Who nailed it?
http://strawpoll.me/6321317
>>63878154
It's not a very Star Wars-y plot point imo
>>63869247
All the redditors on /tv/ would applause and circlejerk over a new redlettermeme video.
Why is /tv/ essentially a RLM cult?
They're boring as fuck
>>63885258
>no new ideas from hollywood
>TFA is a copy of ANH
>literal soft reboot
beta manchildren are addicted to nostalgia, they got exactly what they want.
>>63885131
Official critics of /tv/ yes. Official critics of reddit are Chris Stuckmann and Jeremy Jahns
>>63885073
We didn't need to, he was a fucking badass and he took no shit. He even helped the TIE fighter pilots counterattack the rebels. Kylo just moaned a lot and has a big nose.
>>63885850
Im glad I have no idea who those other two are
>>63885346
Isaac, Lupita
>>63884181
He liked Jurassic World ffs
>>63885925
Most popular pleb critics on youtube
>>63884480
thois coont probably grew up justrounda corner from me
>>63885703
e celebs
why is this stickied again? fucking fags and their ecelebs
I really enjoy Half in the Bag but I think they were far too lenient with this movie, just as Mike was with Jurassic World.
Even if they like stuff they normally go into detail on stuff that wasn't done right. They barely did that in this review, they literally just skimmed some small stuff. They spent more time talking about the absence of Phasma than they did anything other issues.
Mike shit on Nightcrawler but holds Jurassic World and Star Wars TFA and then has the balls to call Ant Man manufactured fun without applying it to those other two?
Come on.
>>63882220
Why don't you make one saganfan
>>63886142
based colon claw
Is anybody surprised about Mike's reaction?
If you look at the things Mike loves in a movie, he holds characters and enjoyment above all else. TFA had a lot of flaws, but it fucking nailed the characters and the fun moments.
Of course he's going to love it.
>>63885817
What does that even mean?
>>63882596
>waaaaaah my friend simulators didn't hate a movie I assume is bad because /tv/ said it was going to be shit
>>63886121
Especially with this video being 40 minutes for one film, they should have gone more in depth and talked more with its flaws. Really starting to wondering if Mike is even watching these movies anymore. Still don't understand how he liked JurASSic Park.
>yfw youtube shit gets stickied
>yfw anti-eceleb fags btfo
>>63884475
I'm so surprised how many people are failing to realize this. It's going to be the next Plinkett review.
Was it ever possible that a Star Wars film could get released without this level of complaining? Is there any way you could have actually satisfied everyone?
can we reach 2000, bros. let's do it for fat Jenny.
I bet Plinkett will review the movie ASAP if we reach 2000
>>63884475
wow
I mean how delusional can you get
seriously are you on somethng
please confirm I still want to believe in the troll race being better than this
Is this a fucking joke?
>>63886121
Mike's saving going in to detail for the Plinkett review
>>63886465
it did satisfy everyone who goes outside regularly and has contact with people. basement /tv/ trolls will always hate everything remotely successful
>>63884205
Replying to an 8 hour old post
>>63871366
Douge is never getting a sticky. How does this make you feel?
>>63886545
the joke is on you
>"I loved it" (mike)
>"...because you also loved jurassic world..."
>waiting for them to break the sarcasm or go over the top with it to confirm Mike did not actually love JW
>it doesn't happen
Dropped forever. JW was utter trash and I won't believe Mike actually liked it. Therefore I'll never watch anything RLM ever again.
Wow a sticky for the review and before consent speculation threads about their opinion on force awakens.
Do they know how much /tv/ is obsessed with them, do they mention us on like PreRec?
>>63886643
See you at the next review so you can bitch even more rather than ignoring it
>>63886643
They don't need to agree with your every opinion, you stupid shit.
>>63886521
This whole thread is full of idiots losing their shit because they didn't get the joke, are you one of them?
>>63886643
Did you not see the look Mike gave the camera?
>>63886643
newsflash taste is subjective
ie: your mom thinks I taste good
>>63886706
their acting isn't that good
>>63886643
Yeah man, you're right. I mean, how could they disagree with you? Truly absurd, really unfathomable.
>>63886775
>>63886703
That doesn't have anything to do with what I was saying.
A little girl may write a good review about the latest Justin Bieber album, doesn't mean I'll give her opinion attention as something that may give me new insight.
>>63886379
The fact that they don't even bring up the fact that Reys character is awful is disappointing. Max Landis made a video on it, which is funny because I totally agree with him and I actually didn't like him very much when he was in the RLM videos.
I have to side with Rich, the person with the most irritating laugh in history.
>>63886923
I thought you said you were done? Why the fuck are you still here?
>>63886818
They hit every talking point and were diplomatic about it, pointing out all the references as a positive. The films biggest weakness was that it felt like a giant advertisement for a new film series, which is something that those guys hate more than anything.
How can Mike agree with Snoke as a character, after how much he shat on Palpatine?
Confirmed he can't process anything no more.
>>63886981
Done watching their reviews. Not done using this website though. If you're trying to be witty, that's not how you do it.
>>63887017
You said you were done with RLM so why would you take part in a RLM thread?
Fucking retards
>>63887004
What do you mean? Mike said Palpatine was the only good thing about episode 3.
>>63887004
>after how much he shat on Palpatine?
What. He loves Palpatine and even said he was the only good thing about the prequels.
It seems you're desperately scavenging for ammo here.
>>63887051
Because there is an argument going on and I'm one of the arguing parties.
>>63887100
>>63887102
no he didn't. search you fucking neurons.
>>63887109
Well here is another (You) for someone that doesnt care about it but still wants to take part in it
Genius.
>>63880740
I don't think you can read
I was talking about the prequels
Not the original trilogy
>>63886757
He does that so much there's not really much you can read into it.
>they like it
/tv/ BTFO again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdEIzRUos4g
Holy shit this is so much better
>>63884124
He's yet to make a bad movie, including the hateful 8.
>>63880794
You aren't even attacking a strawman
You're just straight up making up things
>>63884480
>lolz pls gib views to my channel XD
No, fuck you.
>>63887296
>Death Proof not shit
Come on, at least try
>>63887156
Yes he did watch the episode 3 review again colo claw fish
>>63884769
>Why do we have a sticky of Youtubers?
Why do we have newfag shitheads like you who don't know who these people are? Have you been here for a month or something?
I can't believe how many people are falling for this.
>>63870418
This.
1701 replies
beam me up
>>63884475
You realize that joke was done to make fun of people like you, right? They knew people would cry over them saying they enjoyed it because they're known as the guys who hated Star Wars, the schtick is thrown in there to make fun of the idea that they were being paid to say all that.
>>63870418
Yup. It's the next Plinkett Review.
>>63887352
>He doesn't know Limmy
>do a semi decent review on half in the bag for the easy jewtube money
>once the dust has settled, time has passed enough to dig up everything wrong with it in a coherent way, and footage is easier to get, then release the Mr. Plinkett review
>>63887574
Nope, they're covering their asses for a fake positive review by pretending to be ironic.
>>63886521
>>63887574
>pretending to get the "pretending to get the bait" bait
Not sure if it's an elaborate trolling or just plain contrarian instinct.
Either way it was a waste of time.
>>63887678
You're claiming it's wrapped in double irony but you seriously don't realize they're making fun of you with a single simple layer of irony.
>>63887678
does this kind of conspiracy thinking come from /x/ or /pol/?
>>63887697
>"you guys I was just trolling lelele"
literally 12 yr old stuff there, anon
>>63871552
sauce
>>63887737
>>63887771
Did they like the movie? Was Mike being sincere in the beginning when he said he loved it?
>>63887737
>>63887771
The Farce Awakens
>mfw my boss actually likes the new Star Wars movie
>mfw I have to pretend to enjoy it so his Internet video gets more views
>guys just release fucking 40 minutes of blabbing about a movie
>/tv/ feels the need to create a 1700-reply stick full of hating, butthurtism and paranoia conspiracy theories
it's not just shit, it's /tv/
>>63887875
That first part is Mike saying he really liked it but trying his hardest to think of a way not to overhype it because he knows if he oversells it, it's gonna get him flack in the future. They mentioned that they recorded this at 4 in the morning and it was just an awkward pause.
You'd be pretty hard pressed to say all the discussion they did in the middle had any of that "Hur dur, we secretly hate it" moments.
>>63887875
Did he SOUND sincere?
>people so desperate in their hatred for Star Wars that when RLM likes it they try to claim its all just one big joke and we "didn't get it"
pfffthahahahaha
>>63888072
yes. completely sincere and slightly sheepish about it.
This is quality /tv/ by the way. People angry at the sticky, angry at the movie, angry at RLM. It's so dense, it's got so many things going on.
>>63888059
>>63888072
They peppered in genuine positives throughout, the film wasn't completely devoid of them, but Jay literally says "What did you think of The Farce Awakens" and then Mike says he loves it while trying not to crack up. They also never gave a final verdict for what was a decidedly mixed review.
>>63888203
We may have gone too far in a few places
>>63888220
>They also never gave a final verdict for what was a decidedly mixed review.
gotta save that for the plinkett review
OMG this sticky is still up! fucking delete this shitty thread!
>>63888130
because if RLM actually like it, it shows they are hack frauds
>>63888220
It wasn't very mixed. They highlighted a couple nitpicks and a couple real problems but overall were positive about most of it. They didn't even wail on the star killer that hard. The opening was them attempting to play the "I hate it" strawman before that fell apart and they genuinely started talking about it.
>>63888331
which is the sell out joke at the end because they know people will call them shills.
The delusional fucks in this thread though took it the backwards way and think that the whole video was a joke instead of that part lol
They lied, there was no wampa battle!
>>63888329
>delete
lol, how insane is your desperation that people actually like TFA
>>63888331
You mean like /tv/ cried about them for 20 other reviews dating back years now? They liked the Guardians of the Galaxy, /tv/ cried. They liked Star Trek, /tv/ cried. They liked Mad Max? /tv/ cried. Face it, you've called them hacks so many times that you can't play this card like it means anything anymore.
>>63888430
stupid cuck! i don't care about star warts. i want that youtube shit off my /tv/!
>>63888392
I'd prefer them to be shills than to be hacks that don't know what a bad movie is just because it is dressed up in a star wars outfit. I can understand selling out. I can't respect them not see what is staring them in the face.
>>63888343
Yes they were overall positive about it to hide the fact that it's the next Plinkett review. Any close cynical examination of this film does not hold up to scrutiny. I have no idea what you are saying about the opening.
>>63888472
yees, yess, let the butt hurt in you
>>63888392
Do you honestly think they would leave off a genuine final answer on whether it was good or not when the whole reason they are famous is for shitting on Star Wars?
>>63888455
/tv/ liked GotG and Mad Max at first, too. Once other people liked it, they didn't.
>>63888565
>/tv/ liked GotG and Mad Max
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>contrarians BTFO!
>Max Landis BTFO!
>prequel fags BTFO!
>/pol/ BTFO!
>George Lucas BTFO!
RLM left NO SURVIVORS
why does this get stickied, are the mods literally all from r/starwars
>>63888130
I felt it was an ok movie, the negatives outweighed the positives for me overall but there were definite positives. I have no problem disagreeing with RLM, but you have to think about what you just watched. They gave bait for both sides and didn't commit either way, and threw in a few little nods that they might have actually disliked it.
>>63888614
confirmed not being here for the premiere
>>63888565
>liked GotG
no one liked meme-off
>>63869247
>i've lived long enough to see tv embrace JJ Jewbrams
Let's recap.
>nigger in the starring role
>mary sue pandering to SJWs
>Phantom Menace had better world building
>plot literally ripped from a sub-par sci-fi movie 30 years ago
I honestly can't believe it's come to this.
I've posted on this board every day for years and I've finally seen it succumb to mediocrity.
Keep lauding this piece of shit, guys. Clap as the Titanic sinks.
>>63869247
RLM GETS A STICKY
TGWTG FANS BTFO
>>63888708
Everybody loved GotG. I actually went to the cinema because /tv/ was unironically raving about it.
It was mediocre though, definitely not as shit as it's considered to be here right now.
>>63870776
Man she isn't taking the big 4 all that well, is she?
>>63869533
>posting frogs
>>>/reddit/
>>63888842
Only thing I cared about GotG was that collosus head or whatever floating in space, but when they got to ground level and it was just blade runner I gave up
>>63888220
Yes, the pun about the title they usually make is clear evidence and why you should ignore Jay's explanation about how Jurassic World sucked but this worked.
/pol/ here, congratulating /tv/ on 4 solid years of /tv/+RLM.
Even the mods can't deny this.
>>63888986
we need to send india aids moby's poo poo pee pee video
>1k+ replies
Their review worked perfectly.
It'll be a while before the Plinkett review comes out. Just the editing and script writing will take forever. And over the next few weeks, more cracks in the flick will begin to show so it is best to wait a bit. I still don't expect anything close to the prequel trilogy reviews since those were done so long after they came out and they were so awful that even semi-competent filmmaking will look like gold next to them.
>>63889057
That would be great
>>63888771
What the fuck thread are you in? Everyone is shitting on it and it is creating so much cognitive dissonance with RLM apparently liking it.
>>63886551
>Mike's saving going in to detail for the Plinkett review
My body is ready.
>>63888938
Again, no final verdict, Kris Kringle saying it sucked, Mike's sarcasm in the beginning, and the ending coupled with Plinkett being the pinnacle of nitpicking and plot holes all make me think they're covering for the next Plinkett review and trolling the part of the rabid Star Wars fanbase that they have disdain for.
>people really thinking there will be a Plinkett review of TFA
the guy literally moved on and his viewers can't
awful
>everyone waiting for plinkett reviews
Dont hold your breath
>sticky
My "review" of RLM (REDDIT Letter Media):
>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month
Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!
Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream
Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.
Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.
I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
>>63889269
wouldn't be an RLM thread without this kike shill
Merry Christmas you huge jew!
>>63889269
what's wrong with your faaaace
>tfw any potential Plinkett review would be at least a year away
hey guys reach 2k and we'll release the actual review
>>63889211
so you're saying it's a conspiracy theory that they actually have your opinion on the movie instead of the general consensus?
The final verdict is you have autism because you can't understand humor.
>>63889211
>Plinkett being the pinnacle of nitpicking and plot holes
not really, but I'm not surprised that these minor parts of his reviews were all you could comprehend.
>>63869247
ever since this review came out, I've seen a change of opinion of the movie in /tv/.
/tv/ confirmed RLM drone cucks.
>>63889211
Also The Farce
>>63889437
>niggas implying shit they have no evidence to back it up with
Oh wait... /tv/
>>63889418
Did they actually like the movie? How much?
Quick, /tv/! Now's your chance!
If you hate on the most popular and well liked movie to come out in years, your status as a patrician wizard will be sealed for decades!
No way you fagets will miss out on that kind of opportunity!
>Jay cracks up one pun and an entire board of faggots actually, TRULY believe he set up a hidden message that they secretly hate this movie's guts and the review is a smokescreen
/tv/tards literally on an apophenia craze
So now that mike loves it. What is /tv/ going to do now? Slowly change their opinion to match his? That will be pretty fucking funny to see over the course of a few days.
>>63889579
He does it every fucking review with anything involving a subtitle
>>63883660
>They're much higher than they were in the 1950s.
You just overplayed your hand there, retard. There was a fucking 90% tax rate in the 50's you god damn moron.
>>63889423
Sick using the Plinkett reviews as a way to feel intellectually superior burn bro!
>>63889579
Do you know what a farce is?
>Rich is slightly more critical
suddenly becomes
>Rich is the only one who hated the movie
Let's set the record straight
>TFA = SECOND COMING
/reddit/
>jew jew abrams won't trick us
true god-fearing tv patriot
Hey is there a torrent up for the new Star Wars yet? I know what happens but I wouldn't mind getting comfy and watching that travesty.
>>63889715
well he is the star wars nerd of RLM
>>63889631
which only proves the point that it's JUST A FUCKING PUN
>>63889691
yes. it's your delusional life right now. this very instance.
>>63889579
Did they like the movie? What was their final verdict?
>>63870000
you said you would take off your trip when I proved you wrong about aliens in fargo
why is it still on anon
are you a liar
>>63889645
sorry I triggered your insecurity about your intelligence, dumbass
>>63889763
THEY LIKE THE FUCKN MOVIE
>>63889763
they obviously liked it
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kek, rich doesn't hate it, he said he didn't love it as much as the other two did.
/tv/ is in full panic mode and I love it
>>63889754
It's also a way to signify that everything you see is an exaggerated ruse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4n2S3IapU
best star wars review right here and it only has a few hundred views
>>63889750
There's still a nuance between criticism and hate.
>>63889813
paid review
>>63889813
>>63889826
Did they recommend you go see it? Do they really believe JJ Abrams did it?
>>63889763
They all liked it. Mike loved it. Jay really really liked it. Rich liked it but is hoping for more in the next one.
>>63889840
yes
EVERYTHING is an exaggerated ruse
EVERY fucking review they did is a ruse
that's their grand message
here's a more overt message for ya then
go suck a dick
>>63889834
They all made fun of Phasma.
THAT MEANS THEY HATED THE MOVIE!!!!11
>>63889768
You didn't prove me wrong though. Proving me wrong would have been seeing aliens in a circumstance inconsistent with what I said. Everything we saw in the finale was compatible with my theory.
>>63889888
Yes, until Jay was the one to pull a joke "It SUCKS!" and they run off camera cause they see lawyers storming in
>>63889888
Yes, they do senpai. JJ did it.
/tv/ lost.
>>63889804
Nah you didn't, you just gave me a genuine laugh using comprehension of an online movie review about Star Wars as a measure of one's intelligence.
>>63889888
yes. Mike explicitly said he would "absolutely" recommend seeing this, before diverging into the Disney shtick
>>63889888
Yes and yes
Of course go see it how could you not?
Its got more in common with IV V
>>63889437
The review is sticked for a reason. /tv/ is the unofficial fan boy forum for RLM.
>>63889917
>they made fun of the massive underuse of a hyped bad character = they hated the movie
>they hated one pointless secondary character must mean they hated the whole movie
>hating one negative aspect about a movie = hating the movie
nope. that's it. I'm out. /tv/ hit critical idiocy
fuck (you)
>>63889952
you can't even comprehend a 14 word sentence.
>>63889938
They try to pass it as a joke, but you could tell they were forced to give it a good review. The Jews have a pretty tight grip on Wisconsin.
>>63887275
Jesus Christ I would have loved this, it completely fits with with the haggard, emotional wreck that he is.
>>63890007
I thought my rage exclamation points!!!111 were evidence enough of sarcasm.
>>63889527
Yes. Mike really liked it and probably places it above whatever the one OT movie he likes the least. Mike's top movie of the year. Jay liked it but thought it should be more original, saying it was like if Jurassic World worked. Jay probably still prefers Fury Road to TFA. Rich thought it was fine, probably better than a marvel movie (which he also likes but isn't crazy about) but he isn't a huge star wars fan like he is with spider-man or star trek.
>>63890153
Way to speculate.
>>63890144
>"keke I was just trolling you, so obvious with the exalcamintion poins hyeee"
meme
>>63890144
tip: /tv/ takes everything 100% literally
You guys are getting trolled hard.
>>63890060
They just want as much money as possible, even when they're trying to sell their shitty merchandise and try to make a joke of it. They are a company who are notorious for their Star Wars reviews, of course Disney had been in touch and sweetened them up with shit loads of free merchandise or hard cash. They even had random action figures during the review, which one of them would go out and buy those? No one.
Hilarious that you fuckers are all worked up about this fucking shitty chink-tailored movie but haven't spent A SINGLE FUCKING POST ABOUT SHOW ME A HERO WITH OSCAR ISAAC
So they're paid off.
>>63889996
tell that to kanjiklub
>>63890199
Yes, see the word "probably" doesn't mean I'm reporting my ideas as facts I have hard sources for.
It's also speculation they didn't like it and are joking. Going by what they actually say does show they like it. Mike liked it more than Jay who liked it more than Rich, that's in the video.
What isn't speculation is that Mike likes star wars the most out of the three and rich likes it the least.
>>63890283
Not following
>>63869783
>>63869714
>>63870233
https://youtu.be/PbPqr9O5opI?t=1m15s
>>63890227
not him, but are you actually autistic?
he wrote his post in all caps and used rage exclamation points.
or are you meeming?
>>63890333
oscar isaac is underrated, faggot
>>63870195
>it might not even beat Jurassic World as it is underperforming overseas compared to that film
>Ignoring the fact that almost $100m of Jurassic Worlds opening week gross was in China, where TFA doesn't open until January.
Star Wars has broken the opening weekend record in nearly every country it has opened in; if it had opened in China - the world's second biggest market now - , it would have beaten JW's record
Try harder.
as bad as /v/ is, at least its eceleb shit isn't endorsed with a sticky
>>63890409
yeah still not getting you, are you just stupid or meme-off status?
>>63890236
Indeed. I see my mistake now.
>>63890260
I feel like trolls are trolling trolls. I'm confused.
>>63869247
>Sticky for people who review movies.
>>63869247
>liking star wars
o i m laffin
>>63890560
better than Generals
>>63890276
I can't tell if there are people here who are really this retarded or if I'm being trolled. For your sake I hope it's the latter.
>>63890227
>not knowing the difference between friendly sarcasm and trolling
Jesus... shaking my head to be honest
>"I've seen it... it sucks"
Star Wars nerds blown the fuck out
>>63890600
>I can't tell if there are people here who are really this retarded or if I'm being trolled
Do you honestly not believe Di$ney wouldn't buy off their highest profile critics?
Naivecuck
>>63890600
Either way you're a faggot for getting butthurt over someone being a retard on the internet, so what does it matter?
>>63890669
>can't sarcasm
>>63890679
HELLO PLEBBIT
>>63890679
BOYEGA
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>thread is stickied
>no silly post with 500+ replies
reddit contained, but i'm totally watching this gay shit
>>63890722
I just find it jarring that some people could be so paranoid and schizoid. But the line between trolling and mental illness is often thin, so who knows...
>>63890765
These guys don't give a shit, they would happily give a positive review if it was made worth their while. Wouldn't blame them if they did because I would too.
>mods stickying an e-celeb thread
fuck you mods
>2015
>the year tv stood up against niggers in Star Wars
took you long enough, faggots.
>>63890881
it's called containment, homo. this is already 4 threads worth of shit
>>63874370
>watching leaks
Fucking pleb
>This thread is not a sticky any more
Don't do it mods, now autists on /tv/ will have nothing to complain about.
>>63883132
just what a redditor would say
>sinking into the abyss
farewell ;"(
if only all the /tv/ butthurt and paranoid figgits would go down with it
Anyone have a link to that interview where Lucas says there will be no episode VII and he will not turn over the franchise to someone else?
>>63869272
this post gave me cancer
I was fucking right.
You all laughed at me when I said Red Letter Media were waiting for their Disney cheque to clear before they talk about how good it is.
Suck shit, /tv/.
Did I ever tell you about the time /tv/ had a sticky dedicated to Redlettermedia's 100th episode of Half in the Bag? For generations prequelfags had been in denial of RLM's place as the official critics of /tv/, but this sticky proved them all wrong and put them on eternal suicide watch. It was a good friend
that review is a pretty good so far.
so much funny moments.
And they look geniunily happy
>>63883761
>It's inherently a terrible character concept for a leading villain who's supposed to be intimidating.
Really? Why?
>>63869909
He is thinking about all that Disney money they got for the paid review.
>>63886521
Hi Disney.
>"it doesn't feel like a fan service movie"
Oh wow, definitely paid.
![corporate-tax-rates-for-web[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mTp8jC5.png "corporate-tax-rates-for-web[1]")
