Miss me now?
Yes, but why are you always squinting George?
Yeah, my aim was off a little.
Everyone that isn't influenced by faux nerd culture and social media hype does.
>>63859868
No.
>>63859868
fuck off manlet
BABY COME BACK
ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEE
THERE WAS SOMETHING IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU;_;
>>63859868
Yes, and now I want a new Willow movie and possibly something related to THX-1138, because I like those movies too.
Nope
>>63859868
Kinda
>>63859881
dude, weed
>>63859868
could he at least cover that thing up with a yarmulke or something?
Let's be honest, The Phantom Menace is ten times better than TFA, prequels are massively underrated because of quirky redditors "le prequels are bad mmmkay epic maymay", Lucas is a fantastic director and a real human being, try to watch Red Tails if you want to see a good war movie. Hating on Lucas or prequels is literally reddit-tier
>>63859868
Not one bit.
No, nig.
The new Star Wars is a hundred times better than your shitty prequels.
Like herpes sores
No
Thx jewjewtrex!
>>63859868
"It ain't gonna suck itself."
>>63859868
I do, senpai. I'm sorry I called you a turkey-necked nigger loving faggoy. Come back, George! We need your pottery.
>>63859868
LITERALLY the same wig for the past 30 years, that's twice the one Seagal uses.
Geez George
>>63861387
>being this jealous of his great hairline
If there's one thing he was gifted with, it was his hair
>>63859868
after having watched TFA for the fourth time,I can assure I miss you.
I do. Say what you will abotu Lucas, but he never had to rely on Nostalgia bait
>>63861545
I like the prequels but this is some next level delusion right here
>>63861545
lol thats why he brought back the death star in ep6 huh
>>63861651
At least Lucas didn't copy IV for Episode I.
He was all over the place with the prequels but Abrams and co. didn't spread their wings one bit, all they did was rehash.
>>63861701
>nostalgia for something from 6 years ago
'no'
>>63861315
I don't often say this, because I'm usually insulted and mocked here when I do, but I really enjoyed all the prequels. I think they were great.
Nope
>>63861335
>The new Star Wars is a hundred times better than your shitty prequels.
>touches a light saber for the 1st time
>Completely ass rapes a sith master
Yes, it's better alright
>>63861837
They're more opera than space, which is part of why the dialogue was often awkward. But I'll take that over quips
>>63861315
Let's be fully honest here.
The prequels were not quite as bad as the overblown response against them was... but...
Just as there is "le reddit" meme against the prequels, there is a lot of /tv/ memes against TFA going around.
In general, people genuinely liked it. I did... and I honestly don't give a shit about hype or whatever. I have my criticisms, but I still think the movie was good.
>>63861837
I enjoyed them as a kid, but the acting is just too bad and generic.
Still, the story was better, the light saber fights were better too.
Yes, I'm not even joking. Fuck JJ
>>63861908
>Hey everyone, look at this clown who didn't realize Rey had been previously trained in the Force.
I mean, they didn't have a character pop up and give an obvious explanation to you, but it was still there. Watch the flashback scenes closely next time (when she touches the saber). She also has memories of an Island (Kylo pulls from her). Where do they find Luke?
The movie is called "The Force Awakens". All of the other movies have obvious titles... so, did you see a bunch of new Jedi? No. You saw one prodigy rediscover their powers after memory loss/trauma/childhood forgetfulness.
Rey is the one who "awakens".
Also, Kylo was a barely trained sith wannabe.
>>63859868
>>63861908
>sith master
His training wasn't complete. Also you're completely ignoring the fact that he had gotten shot in the fucking abdomen right before the fight. He had a massive handicap.
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63862062
Really? I mean, I liked the phantom menace fight as a kid... but most of the prequel fights feel kinda like the fights I used to have as a young kid with friends... where we would talk to each other beforehand to coordinate our moves and do spins and stuff (with nerf bats).
These fights felt pretty nice. Desperation was there, and actual battle damage.
Not like the prequel fights where, rather than taking advantage of an opening with their lightsaber, the fighters just kick/shove their opponent and keep the fight going.
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63861942
That's exactly it. It's a space opera, not a series of action scifi flicks. I wish people understood that more.
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63862146
>look, this faggot can't realize she was 3 years old when she left.
>>63861908
>the movie firmly establishes that Kylo Ren is a Sith wannabe that hasn't completed his training
>it also firmly establishes that Chewie's crossbow is super powerful
>Ren gets blasted by Chewie's crossbow
>he fights Finn and Rey mere minutes after getting blasted by the crossbow
>right before he starts attacking them we see that he's bleeding badly
>despite all of this autists whine "HOW DID REY BEAT REN?! THAT'S STUPID!"
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63862291
It's Wagner meets samurai movies with an element of Greek tragedy as three flawed individuals, with mutual blindness to the others' issues, inadvertently destroy everything they tried to protect. Padme enables Anakin's descent into madness while Obi Wan is blind to it until it is too late.
>>63862481
>>63862146
>"you will unchain me and leave the door open"
You fanboys are fucking pathetic
>>63862500
Memes aside, Lucas really did write Star Wars like poetry. I completely agree with your analysis - the Classical Greek Tragic theatre influence is quite apparent. Even in the OT, this influence was apparent - most notably in IV.
>>63862531
That scene made me shake my damn head and nearly facepalmed. I get that most people in Star Wars are good pilots so I accepted the falcon scene, I accepted she was good at a staff so maybe a lightsaber too, but this, THIS.
>>63862434
>look, this faggot doesn't realize that jedi are trained from age 3
>look, this faggot doesn't understand how the force works
>look, this faggot
>>63862682
This is how it works apparently >>63862531
>>63862434
She was five when she was dropped on Jakku
Jedi training starts very young too.
>>63862627
She already has had training. She was just rediscovering her powers.
Also, she just was put through interrogation using mental force powers. She had a bit of a warm up before suggestion (related skill set).
>>63862531
Fuck, don't remind me
>>63861966
1 and 3 might not be as bad as the backlash but 2 is even worse than the backlash would let you ever imagine
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63859868
Yes. Started when the Disney buyout happened.
>>63861908
>Kylo Ren
>Sith Master
Why are you even posting here?
>>63861736
Did you even watch the prequels? Much as I love political intrigue and interstellar trade disputes, it's not exactly adventure serial material, is it?
And as for the new film, yeah it was a bunch of rehash, but it was at least self-conscious. And it set up future films that will deviate wildly from the OT. If the next film opens up on an ice planet and Rey gets stuck outside and has to be saved by BBC or Poe I'll eat my hat, but the story it set up is definitely going to be more interesting than the one in TFA, and I'd wager OT as well.
>>63862822
YESSSS, LUCAS IS BACK
>>63862172
glib facsimile
sorry based George
No.
Just because new Star Wars is shit doesn't mean the prequels were good, nor does it mean that you're not still a fucking hack. You should have just let it die. It's as much your fault as it is Disney's you fat piece of shit.
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63861908
>sith master
He was an injured boy in training
Why are people surprised that /tv/ is being contrarian?
This literally happens every time a major movie that is released and well received.
>>63865103
Didn't happen with mad max.
>>63865247
t. newfag redditor
It did happen,and it's still happening. Start a thread about Mad Max: FR and it'll be shit on
>>63865247
How new are you?
>>63861908
friendly reminder that she bit him
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63859868
Since the buyout, but never more than right now.
Please come back, George. Please save us from this. Please save us from the future we have wrought.
I think in trying to distance itself so much from the prequels and possibly Lucas' negative legacy, it missed out on the opportunity to salvage some of the good elements that were typical of George Lucas vision. It's completely odd saying this and I wouldn't have said this a few days ago, but I feel like the prequels have some of that Lucas spark or underlying feeling that TFA just didn't. I don't know, something about it - in spite of everything - just feels more Star Wars than TFA.
>>63859910
>Ewan on a manlet platform
It's over Anakin... I have the higher ground!
Just got back from watching TFA. Movie was a solid 8/10, if you just skip EVERY REY SCENE. Holy tits, I haven't seen a more Mary Sue character since I read the lastest R.A. Salvatore novel. Seriously, the "instantly better than everyone at their specialty" thing made me wanna puke.
>>63865247
Before, during and after its release, /tv/ shat on Mad Max. Mostly because the sjw boogeys liked it so much.
>>63862172
glib facsimile
>>63862172
glib facsimile
HELP UP BASED LUCAS
YOUR OUR ONLY HOPE
>>63859868
WE'RE SORRY
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>>63861908
>sith master
I know this is bait
But
I literally KEKKLED out loud
