>Rey has an English accent and is a Desert Hermit.
>Looks more like Obi than Skywalkers
>Kind and generous personality like Obi Wan, not emotionally volatile like the Skywalkers
>Younglings could easily use the Force. Skywalkers had trouble using it because they were emotionally fucked up. Obi Wan was always Zen, which is what Yoda teaches Luke to be like... Rey is already like this by living without attachments.
>Rey/Kylo would parallel Obi Wan/Anakin in reverse.
>Luke training his old Master's niece would be a better story then Daddy/Daughter or some random girl.
>>63839962
But how?
>>63840076
Obi wan force ghost, "force" impregnated Luke Skywalker. The big twist is Luke is actually Rey's mother.
The force works in mysterious ways
>>63840076
He had the high ground.
I would be ok with this
But there is now way they can build it in the story without it being dumb
Oh, I forgot. Obi is all over Rey's vision. They even brought in Ewan to the studio to record him saying "Rey!".
>>63840076
I think she's his niece or something.
>>63840209
What if Darth Vader fucked a random girl on vacation?
seems very likely tb.h
well done
>>63840404
With what? His charcoal fucking stump lump dick?
>>63840076
IIRC, the cartoon series has a good friend Mandalorian chick he fucked
>>63840426
He hugs a girl and focuses all his force power.
>>63839962
i'd be down with this, except she looks early 20's while Obi has been death for like 40 years
>>63840076
the reason obi never told the council about anakin's relations with padme was because he was secretly fucking her too.
>>63840428
She died in the Clone Wars
>>63840428
That was the leader of the Mandolorians and was killed. Obi-Wan laments about the life they could have had, there's no chance he impregnated her. Shit would be dumber than Anakin-Padme
>>63840250
Underrated post desu senpai
Didn't Obiwan have a jedi gf in the EU? I think she died too.
Poor guy is destined to tfw no gf.
>>63840494
>>63840512
I thought they first met when they were teens though?
>>63839962
YOR NOO FURST ORDAH!
KYLO MY ALLEIGANCE IS TO THE RESISTANCE, TO DEMOCRACEHEE.
Fuck it resurrect Obiwan and bring back ewan mcgregor
Based McGregor 2bh lads
>>63840726
>Obi Wan keeps bothering Luke about good friends he forgot to tell Luke about
>Luke then foists him onto Rey
>>63840320
I heard that too
>>63840489
Let's hope.
what happened to the rumors of obiwan having a black daughter
>>63840428
ok so then Rey would be as old as Luke
>>63840557
Yeah, he almost turned into the dark side after his waifu died.
>>63839962
I always liked to think that Luke was a Kenobi. Padme a slut.
>>63840250
turbokek
>>63840428
>>63842514
She could be Obi Wan's granddaughter. Which would mean she would be part mandalorian. I suspect Rey might tie in with the Star Wars Rebels cartoon though.
>>63842602
But Luke and Leia were twins, can you have twins with different fathers or are you implying Luke and Leia both are Obi Wan's bastards?
>>63842602
>>63844593
Wait, guys think about it
Anakin was the badass second hand man of the emperor recently turned to the dark side and recently widowed.
No way in hell he didn't have sluts lining up at his door to get a chance at his robot dick. And since love leads to the dark side, the emperor defo would've encouraged it.
Assuming he was still fertile, there's like no way in hell vader didn't have bastard-children spread across the galaxy
