Imagine if he directed Star Wars
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Imagine if he directed Star Wars
>you're a father
>for you
Say what you want, at least he wouldn't skull fuck you with dutch angles and camera sweeps.
>>63829583
>implying he won't get his chance
I, for one, welcome out big guy Jedis
"Imagine if Tarantino directed Transformers 5?"
no, it just doesn't work
>>63829647
He'd just shoot you before throwing you out of a plane instead
Pic related, the bank manager, and CIA
Who would be the meme opener for Star Wars?
>>63829730
Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? I don't get it.
>>63829583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOscWqEw4mY
>>63829583
Tell me about KYLO why does he wear the mask?
it would actually be good
>>63829868
cos he has an ugly face
>>63829808
That's a small image.
>>63829583
>implying he hasn't
>>63829583
Star Wars with a plot and sophisticated dialogue? We don't need that.
>>63829911
Was posting a decent sized image part of your plan?
It would have been alot more boring.
>>63829979
Of course!
>>63830028
Well congratulations, you've posted another image for me to save. What's the next step in your master post?
>>63829867
Underrated post.
>>63830120
CRASHING YOUR HDD
WITH NODRIVERS
tell me about Boba, why does he wear the mask?
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>>63829808
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>>63830295
That feeling when baneposting takes you back to a simpler time. A time before the darkness. A time before the star wars invasion.
Who would Michael Caine play?
Nolan cant do action scenes, so no
>>63830508
>implying
> only love can transcend the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
>>63830561
>Running into machine gun fire
Holy shit Americans are so fucking stupid
>>63829583
It would be philosophy and pottery overload.
>>63829583
It would be the biggest one since the silent era.
>>63829583
if Nolan did Star Wars it would be terrible dialog and shitty action scenes, basically Attack of the Clones 2
>>63830561
This scene is so fucking dumb. Who the fuck with a gun would voluntarily run into a mob of enemies? They would back up and continue firing.
None of those guys should have even made it across the street. It took a handful of people in Paris to shoot 100s of people, and here you have 100s of gunmen who only kill a few cops.
Nolan does good until his final acts, they're always such shit. The train scene in Batman Begins, the Boat scene in TDK, and this garbage.
>>63830399
ebin
>>63830685
Says the ass blasted Brit who thought running into gunfire would win them World War One.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Somme?wprov=sfti1
Oh, excuse me. Walk into machine gun fire.
>>63831087
Thanks senpai
>>63829583
Anything is better than JJ at this point, so glad he's not coming back
It would have shitty, pretentious dialogue and a "deep twist" that would blow plebs' minds.
>>63833355
Sounds like the perfect flick for you and the rest of this board
