>>63789773
Suicide

>>63789773
>how does one rehash the same plot of the first film and fill the script with fluff jokes...damn my birth rite

>>63789773
"Which film franchise can I ruin next?"

"Which movie maker has ideas I can steal and re-do?"

"Will there ever be born a child that can win faster than a shark?"

"Where is my foreskin?"

>>63789898
>"Where is my foreskin?"
topkek

>>63789773
about Jub Jub

Holocaust

>>63789773
His gratitude for Lucasfilm/Disney PR's "bribe the critics with cocaine and whores" strategy

>>63789773
Telling yes to whatever his superiors in Disney order him to do.
It's not that he made any difference in the end result, he's just a yes man.

>How do i make the most safe Star Wars movie possible

>I'm glad I'm actually doing something with my life instead of being an autist who spends all day shitposting on the television and film board of 4chan

>I may have not gone far enough in a couple of places

>>63791792
lol this is probably the best summation I've seen yet.

>>63789773

He should direct Indiana Jones 5. He's the perfect man for the job now that Spielberg has passed the torch and Ford really enjoyed working with him.

>>63789773
He's thinking;

"What the fuck is everybody whining about?! The prequels weren't good enough because nothing like the original trilogy. Now I give them exactly that, the original trilogy condensed into one movie, and they're still not satisfied. Fuck 'em!"