"Hey JJ, can I come to the premier? I was in Star Wars too you know."
>JUST
haha omg...he should've been in the movie as himself. He would've been in the credits as "Small Alien"
>>63786107
I want to physically torture midgets so bad
>even midgets had sex while you didnt
>>63786107
He looks fine for his age and condition, you should be ashamed OP
So was he really inside R2 or was it just bullshit to pander to more nostalgia?
>>63786107
his hands look so fucking weird i'm surprised he can even write with them
>>63786654
knew a kid in middle school who could draw/sketch to near photo-realism despite having no right hand and only one giant finger (that couldn't bend) and a giant thumb for a left hand. He had to hold the pencil with both arms.
Dude's legs also ended at just above the knee.
>>63786748
well he probably couldnt do anything else except that.
no wonder r2 was asleep
>>63786107
He was in the movie, though.
JUST
You think Carrie fucked him?
Maybe just a handie
>>63786107
I thought Kenny Baker was dead
>>63787598
No I'm not
>>63786107
Go back to 8gag, Freddit Breddit.
>>63786238
>>63788275
Willow!
>>63788275
How cruel of him to have a son who is also a midget
>>63788275
What were they thinking? Just adopt.
>>63788275
Couldnt he afford a normal sized wife?
>>63788379
Midget genes are a 100% hereditary curse. No lanklet is comig from that bloodline.
>>63788275
That daughter though
>>63788401
>not wanting a fun-sized wife
>>63788275
Is he a manlet among midgets?
>>63788385
How else are they going to sire enough heirs to mine for mithril in Khazad-dûm?
>>63786107
IRL ayy lmao
>>63786164
>>63786210
3edgy5me
>>63786562
No one ever said he was inside. He was just a "consultant".
>>63788457
So fun, cant even get on the rollercoaster
>>63788438
precisely because of that why did he decide to have children?
>>63788636
Same reasons your parents did
>>63788513
Willow was a hobbit not a dwarf
>>63788663
right in the feels
>>63788275
Williw made a qt midget blond
>>63788663
Savage.
>>63788275
>yfw that kid is effay af and probably gets Han Solo-tier pussy.
>>63788670
Some hard work in the mines will make him sturdier than the average nelwyn.
>>63788275
Daughter is pretty fuckable from the head up
>>63788275
Haha
>>63789115
when will they learn?
>>63788275
literally nothing wrong with that
>>63786107
JJ is like yeah get in that r2d2 over there,
just leaves him in the inactive r2d2 for the entire filming of all thoses scenes to make r2d2 coming to life really great cause its actually a midget trying to get out of a trash can.
>>63789260
more
>>63789402
Reverse image search
>>63789402
http://imgur.com/a/gkTbh
http://imgur.com/a/JTSMH
>>63789506
I already fap :/
>>63787213
kek underrated post
>>63788636
Because it's better not to exist at all than to exist and have a slightly more inconvenient life than the norm.
>>63788471
To be fair, he and his son are the only ones not wearing heels here.
