ITT movies that liberals will never understand
>>63781206
Gran Torino
>>63781206
the only complaint i have with this movie
is that they haven't released the soundtrack
>>63781213
>Gran Torino
>Not a libtard extravaganza
>>63781206
American sniper
we were soldiers
Hamburger Hill
Conan the barbarian
>>63781206
Red Dawn
God's Not Dead
>>63781206
Predator 2
Dirty Harry
>>63782784
>Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - that's my policy.
>Intent? How'd you establish that?
>When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Absolutely fucking based. also it still weirds me out thatGarak played Scorpio, I heard it kind of ruined him for awhile in Hollywood too
>>63781206
Greatest scene of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvSwpljtxlg
>>63783070
>>63781206
Full Metal Jacket
American Sniper
>>63781206
Rampage
>>63783260
wtf...poison gas? Tank operators just have gas bombs laying around?
>>63783014
It was actually Andy Robinson's first role in a feature film, so I wouldn't say that it ruined him in any way.
Regardless, he did a great job playing a thoroughly unhinged fuck.
>>63783334
sure why not, what are they gonna do, call the UN?
>>63783260
>>63783412
that movie truly was a beauty; need to rewatch it soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJnvCe8nyA
Demolition Man
>>63783260
I knew a guy who fought in that war, in a tank, who said he had to gun down women.
He was Latvian, and he only brought it up when he got drunk, so he brought it up a lot.
>>63782784
Death Wish saga >>> Dirty Harry saga
>>63783671
>He was Latvian, and he only brought it up when he got drunk, so he brought it up a lot.
I laughed, but then got very very sad.
>>63781402
It's not.
>>63783672
I blame the Deadpool and that goddamn RC Car chase sequence.Magnum Force was fucking awesome
Any movie with some testosterone in it.. Almost all of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
>>63783780
Man even Junior would set them off, and that's a BAD movie.
>OMG HE'S MAKING FUN OF CHILD BIRTH, THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES WOMEN UNIQUE REEEEEEEEE
Then the ending ruined it
>>63781206
3 is literally not good tho
>>63781206
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
>>63783260
great movie
those cannibal qts at the end unnnffff
>>63783276
>Full Metal Jacket
I always thought this was supposed to be critical of the military and war.
>>63783873
Agreed, up to that point it looked like a good Punisher movie.
Also Taken.
>>63783873
literally did nothing wrong
>>63783144
>politely excuses self
>calmly walks over to them
>Asks them what is the problem in a calm manner
>It's my car
>pull switchblade on him
>2 shots dead
GOAT.
>>63783937
After watching the boot camp part I wanted to join the military.I didn't. But for the rest of the week I was singing the Mickey Mouse march everywhere I went. It definitely made me respect military culture more though and helped me understand what it's like (somewhat).
>>63783873
That fucking cheesedick ending pissed me off so much.
>>63783963
What about all those innocent people he offed that had nothing to do with his family's death?
>>63783733
It literally is
>old white man learns not to hate the people ruining his city and even gives them all his stuff
>>63784051
Are you sure you watched the film?
>>63783937
Critique doesn't mean mindless bashing. Kubrick got many reviewers angry because he said that war is beautiful and that he liked the boot camp sergeant.
>>63783412
>glorifying a movie with a bunch of Russian occupants
Russians are the scum of the earth
>>63781206
Literally any war movie ever made.
>>63783412
Also didn't ISIS release a video where they did this exact thing? What kind of edgetard shit is this?
>>63781206
more like
ITT movies that liberals understand as flawed complex heroes in a complex narrative and conservatives are dumb enough think just simple movies that justify their point of view
>>63784089
>>63784122
>Russians are the scum of the earth
Kebab pls go
>>63783873
I saw this in theaters and I was so angry when it ended. I was so naive back then, nowadays I would've seen that coming a mile away and just stayed home.
>>63784009
I don't recall. The only possible civilian casualties he caused, as far as I remember, was when he was using bombs
>>63784051
>Learns to accept that not all asians are yellow niggers
>Literally gets shot up by yellow niggers at the end of the movie when he didn't even have a gun
American History X
>>63784146
How about you go, Mongol. You overran so much land, why do you need more? Glad the nigger-tier Russian third world economy is collapsing with the price of oil.
>>63783260
>>63783412
You do know the US was siding with the Afghanis and what would become the Taliban in all this, right? Do you babies not remember that whole Cold War thing going on?
>>63784208
This. How is the big brother not justified in the end? The nignog killed his little bro. And he would have done so to some other poor kid anyway.
>>63783412
>>63783260
That is some quality kebab removal
>>63784177
He knew he was going to be shot up.
He did it on purpose so that justice could be served, even though its over his dead body.
Acknowledged faults and worked with the system for a better tomorrow. Pretty fuckingCentrist, which is quite liberal to most americans
>>63784257
It's why I like the Americans so much
>>63784282
>Acknowledged faults and worked with the system for a better tomorrow. Pretty fucking Centrist, which is quite liberal to most americans
You mean quite conservative to most Americans. Anything which is not hurr privileged white man is considered right wing.
>>63783043
That movie was fun but kinda dumb. The chavs were cartoonishly evil, it was like the movie adaptation of a current affairs program or something.
>>63784391
You've been spending too much time in your angry hugbox, getting mad at sanfan retards ineffectually posting to their tumblr's, pal
Apocalypse Now. Liberals think it's a criticism of Vietnam specifically and imperialism generally, but once you realize John "Murderin' Marxists" Milius wrote it, it becomes obvious that Kurtz is depicted as the only character who confronts the brutality of war with moral clarity.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Movies
This entry is good but has some funny shit
>Dumbo
>Exploiting the classic liberal trap of over analyzing. Illustrates the effective management of a business that treats people and animals as equals. Also includes, jolly birds that encourage Dumbo to pull himself up by his bootstraps and learn to fly. Also main character is an elephant
>>63784780
>classic liberal trap of over analyzing.
>proceeds to over-analyze
>>63783627
literally thought this
>>63784780
This is a fucking goldmine.
>The 6th Day
>Pro-Life, Anti-cloning movie Featuring Republican Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
The movie is anti-corporate as fuck but they focus on surface level anti-cloning bullshit.
I'm a liberal who will be voting for Bernie sanders and I love all these movies.
>>63784089
That's australians
he goes and fucks up the bad punker dudes that terrorize the neighborhood cause the cops won't do shit. what's not to understand?
>>63785279
You might trigger some Trump retards with that post
>>63784142
>flawed complex heroes
This is how a liberal justifies admiration for a characterization of a conservative to himself.
Liberals are happy to accept the "complex narrative" when it comes to blacks (racism/poverty/oppression made them do it!) or muslims (not all muslims!), but they're happy to shit on poor whites or any other group that hasn't gained approved victim status.
Nowadays, chopping your cock off and calling yourself a girl is more socially acceptable than fucking your sister or even your cousin. There wont be any push for acceptance of incest because liberals like insulting rednecks for it too much to give it up.
>>63785279
With that hippie in charge you'll be able to live them
>>63785279
well that's fine, everyone can have a good time with these movies but not everyone can enjoy PC SJW crap.
>>63785500
Good post until ya blew it with the incest shit
>>63785197
>The movie is anti-corporate
Republicans can be just as anti-corporate as Liberals.
The only difference is that Republicans are anti-corporate when corporations do amoral shit like killing babies, whereas Liberals are always anti-corporate because they're butthurt the "1%" has more money than they do.
>>63784257
The myth that the U.S. funded and trained the Taliban is fairly persistent. The Taliban didn't exist at the time. The Taliban has some of it's roots in one of the groups that was resisting the Soviet invasion, but it wasn't one supported or funded by the U.S.. There were a bunch of groups involved. They were split up into two different alignments. The Peshawar Seven, and the Tehran Eight.
One of the Peshawar Seven was Hezbi Islami. They were closely associated with Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam, which funded the madrases which eventually birthed the Taliban. The U.S. never funded either. They were funded and trained by Pakistani intelligence.
So the basis for this claim is that the U.S. funded a group resisting the Soviet invasion, that was temporarily allied with another group (who they later fought against), which was affiliated with a group that started the madrases that several years later resulted in the Taliban.
The link is so tenuous and convoluted, but is often spouted as fact by liberal cuckolds.
>>63785279
>who will be voting for Bernie sanders
I honestly don't know if that delusional cuck is better or worse than Hillary.
Regardless, enjoy your destroyed education and higher taxes.
>>63785824
>posting dem legs along with your post
What are you doing
>>63785824
T-taytay?
>>63783873
If they ended it with a bomb in the cello it would be incredible.
>>63785824
Damn, I'm really not into the waifu shit, but she looks classy as fuck. Especially when compared to the sluts and negresses in today's music industry. She's got some of that old school charm.
>>63785500
>Nowadays, chopping your cock off and calling yourself a girl is more socially acceptable than fucking your sister or even your cousin. There wont be any push for acceptance of incest because liberals like insulting rednecks for it too much to give it up.
This.
This is how you know Liberals are full of shit when they talk about "marriage equality".
They don't believe in "equality". They believe in special-treatment for their specific pet minorities.
>>63785910
I see it as pandering to morons for votes
>>63785725
Incest is just as deserving of acceptance as taking cocks up your ass or chopping your cock off. My point wasn't that incest is good, but that it is stigmatized by supposedly open minded people despite the fact that you could apply the same arguments to incest as homo/transexuality.
>>63785907
Sadly it all goes to shit when you see her in interviews or on Instagram, she is socially awkward and a complete space cadetI still wuv her tho, Taytay is love, Taytay is life
>>63786004
It's so sweet though
>>63781206
My dad went to boarding school with the jew director of Death Wish.
>>63783014
>Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
>Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
>That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
>>63786112
what an autismo
>>63784780
>muh GAWD
>muh anti-libruls
>communism is bayud!
I was the only one who Sieg Heiled in the theater during the big Nazi rally in the new Star Wars and I think this is retarded. Americans truly are cucks.
>>63786271
I was unconsciously waiting for this, well done anon.
Funny thing, not only leftards but also retards from stormfront didn't understood what was the actual message, despite it's simplicity.
>>63783144
Let's discuss this.
Was he clever because he shot the unarmed guy first so the guy with the blade was still a threat and he is absolutely in his right to shoot him, too?
Or was he dumb because he didn't eliminate the bigger threat first, giving the knife guy a theoretical chance to react?
>>63784780
Holy shit, this list is killing me.
I mean fuck, even The Dark Knight Rises is recommended. That's just pure gold.
Also, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
>>63781599
desu most conservatives here are obsessed with fascism and totalitarian politics so they would side with the alpha douchebag russians.
>>63786318
>u r le paranoid if you hate communism
Leftist cuckolds are getting bolder than ever
>>63786309
But I love that about her
>>63783412
No matter what the director says, no matter what the special fx guy says he can do, no matter how many safety precautions the claim to take, if i was that actor, i would've said FUCK YOU, I'M NOT GONNA LAY IN FRONT OF SOME GODDAMN TANK TREADS!
>>63785854
>I posted a projecting irrelevant comic!
>That'll show him!!
>>63786841
>believing in the left/right dichotomy
Ever find it funny how would-be anarchist punks and grim authoritarian regimes are both "leftist"? Funny how your bullshit falls apart in the face of observation.
ITT: Movies conservatives will never understand
>>63786923
Stop putting words in my mouth you dumb bitch
Even commucucks call themselves the "left"
You're a fucking moron if you don't know this
Also that wasn't even the main argument raised in my post.
Nice deflection.
>>63786857
>projecting
It's like people spout this these days without knowing what it even means
>>63786704
Actually a lot of liberals found that movie to be problematic because rich successful Wayne put down all those innocent poor prisoners and stopped le people's uprising.
Yes they really are that retarded.
>>63784592
I agree, Kurtz was murdered because he could have become president of the USA if he ever came back
>>63787004
>Even commucucks call themselves the "left"
Name one instance where a socialist (i.e. "communist") government has ever referred to themselves as "left".
You realize the Nazis were the National SOCIALIST Worker's Party, right? And that they had a huge wing of 1M people in the Sturmabteilung, the fighting arm of the party under Ernst Rohm, which was full of "leftist" ideas?
Stop trying to label things with this bullshit. Left or Right are vague terms used to demonize whatever you disagree with. No one ever says "I'm left-wing" or "I'm right-wing".
And that list and its overall tone are fucking retarded. Americucks talking about personal responsibility and making the American dream is hilarious to me because only a very lucky few actually do, people like Trump had millions of dollars to begin with, and your entire economy floats artificially on resources you stole from others by military force and massive unsustainable debt. The "American dream" is just a lie by the long-established elites to keep you wagecucks working 60+ hour weeks for 2 weeks vacation while spending 2 hours in traffic so they can go to golf resorts and fuck their trophy wives on their private yachts. Ironically supposed libtard icons like Steve Jobs embody this rags to riches dream. If you're browsing on 4chan I highly doubt you agree that spending your life slaving away to compete with everyone else in order to make money is what you truly support.
>>63781206
Any movie with a trucker main character.
>Death Wish 3
Worst in the series
Also, The Driver.
>>63784780
>The Wicker Man 2006
>Shows the dangers of feminism.
wtf the fuck
>>63781206
The Triumph of the Will
The Eternal Jew
The Fuehrer's Face
>>63784089
You're probably the muh heritage """"""polish""""""" amerifat on /int/
>>63787337
Hah caught in the act you dumb shit kicking moron. This is what happens when leftist payed intellectuals try to reclassify themselves.
What you did here was pull up a bunch of irrelevant points before launching into a hurr durr u can't pull urself by ur bootstraps government programs r important!
Like a typical leftist cuckold you've been trained to parrot this when your back is against the wall as some kind of nuclear option. But what you fail to realize is that most people would not argue this fact outside of the straw men that are made up in your echochambers.
Way to go on a completely unrelated tirade.
Also the Nazi party did have plenty of nonMaxist socialist ideals and could be classified as leftist. Another irrelevant tangent.
Finally there are thousands of real world examples of commucuck parties labeling themselves as "left" but I am not going to go and pull up shit for you because you wouldn't acknowledge it anyway like the slimeball you are. The general public already knows the truth and your foolishness is on display for all to see
The Edge. Seriously, watch it.
>>63784099
wat
all of the best war movies are anti-war though
>>63787634
You're delusional. Please kill yourself. You're ramblings are creationist-tier and it wouldn't surprise me if you were one as well.
>>63787690
Your*
>you've been trained
No, I formed my own opinions instead of regurgitating what some talk show fatass said. I came to the West from an ex-communist country and saw things for what they were. I don't belong to any political group or discuss politics with anyone else. You on the other hand I'm sure are a typical Fox News drone. Murca #1!
>>63784491
It was also a liberal fantasy. At one point Harry is looking out his window and sees a gang of whites stealing a car from a black man, they throw him to the ground and kick him, before getting chased off by the black guy's white girlfriend/whatever. White washing crime is something liberals understand 100%
>>63787690
>gets shut down on all his irrelevant tangents
>ur a delusional creationist for disagreeing with me!
Kek, so back to square one.
Communism is a shit left wing system and you got absolutely
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>>63787628
I'm not, and literally all of Russia's neighbours except Belarus and maybe Kazakhstan hate them.
>>63787804
>i pwned u xD
Whatever you say, champ
Still waiting for that quote of communist leaders using your bullshit terminology of "left" and "right".
>>63787772
>You on the other hand I'm sure are a typical Fox News drone. Murca #1!
No one has made any such claims or hinted at such things in this thread.
It's always funny when morons have nothing else to say and the go "OH YEAH UR A FOX NEWS WATCHER XD"
Where have any such claims been made? Oh they haven't, you're just kind of a fucking idiot and can only spout memes you've heard online. Sorry someone dared to insult precious communism and trigger you. Fox News and murrica right?
Fucking moron.
Liberals losing their shit over Death Wish 2, YouTube took down all his in-depth videos on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWfc6lvghF8
>>63784780
>1984
>Conservative George Orwell
>Orwell
>Not a socialist
>Faith of Our Fathers
>The true story of John McCain when he served valiantly in the Vietnam War.
>Honey, I shrunk the kids is now a conservative movie
>The Simpsons movie
>Portrays the liberal EPA as a villainous and devious agency, and portrays the Government in general as intrusive and corrupt. On the other hand, it also promotes environmentalism in the beginning.
>Space Jam
>Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved children's characters from the 1950s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms.
>Jack and Jill
>Adam Sandler stars as both Jack and Jill in this family comedy that is pro-capitalism and pro-family values
>>63787848
Yeah it never happened, communists weren't left you idiot
>>63788013
Orwell was anarcho-Tory by his own words.
I'm a dirty commie bring me socialism liberal and I fukkin love these movies.
Like The Beast, not really sure how that's a conservative movie; the main character joins the afghans and 'glorious tank hero' gets stoned to death by angry women, it's basically a giant 'fuck you' to coservative ideals about country and patriotism and sympathizes with ragheads.
Maybe you should list The Fountainhead? Cause that movie was batshit insane to me, as a liberal, I guess.
>>63784122
Also, Afghans aren't white as the movie depicts. Libs gonna lib.
>>63785824
What part of 'Osama Bin Laden was working with americans in Afghanistan and a prince of the saudi royal family' don't you understand?
>>63784051
And leaves his house and all his money to the bright young hard working immigrants next store, rather than his spoiled white children.
>>63784780
>Argo
>A daring rescue of Americans trapped in Iran during the Iranian Hostage Crisis. Also shows the incompetence of the Jimmy Carter administration in dealing with the hostage crisis.
>CIA
>not part of the Carter Administration
That's a big mistake
>>63781370
yes they have.
i have it on cd and lp.
try amazon m8
i prefer the death wish 2 soundtrack by jimmy page.
>>63784208
Except the racists were portrayed as violent thug reactionaries. Pouring milk on the innocent crying Latin woman working at the grocery store, white prison gangs being the most violent and raping everyone, while the black inmates look on with sad knowing disappointment.
Racist leader is a disgusting hairlip cast to alienate th audience from him.
One little gem from the movie. Fatass and hairlip harass a successful good looking young interracial couple, before discussing how big black dicks are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uZolqMmSU8
>>63788381
Of course, it's not a Stormfront movie. That said it's far from advocating the liberal viewpoint of "why can't we all just get along with welfare checks".
>>63788112
>im a communist
>I'm too stupid to understand the subtext of the film
Typical
>>63788381
The last 60 seconds is literally something out of a /pol/ post.
Some things really never change.
>>63785500
You gotta love leftist eh? They try to create a situation where they pretend they are better then every opposing viewpoint. They call their opponents stupid, act like holy justice warrior, and what they believe IS "progress". They try to create a situation where they are always right, all the time.
Leftists, the same one who believe in white privilege, and demonize whites. Leftists, the same one who deny scientific evidence that show genetic differences in intelligence among races, calling others dumb.
Pisses me off.
>>63783879
It's to be enjoyed ironically by us liberals. Wihout the irony it's just another dumb action movie but the clumsy intended "political" message actually makes it hilarious.
>>63785824
I love how they rewrite history at please.
>>63788346
>i prefer the death wish 2 soundtrack by jimmy page.
>jimmy "made a deal with the devil to become a guitar god" page!
WHAAAAAT!!! I'm on this.
>>63787897
>Maybe there was a serial buttucks killa on tha looose
haahaha
Yukoku
It's stunningly beautiful.
>>63786853
And that's why you never were a successful actor.
>>63785500
> being pro-incest is now a conservative value
>>63785606
lamo you think a weak ass democrat could survive in a world full of real men?
> 2015
> thinking politics boil down to a black and white 0-dimensional scale of two choices so it's all just a giant punch and judy show that distracts the masses
>>63791475
>liberals in charge of objective thought
He's not being pro-incest, he's pointing out a double standard. That's pretty damn obvious to anyone who isn't blinded by their over-simplified ideology.
>>63785500
>but they're happy to shit on poor whites or any other group that hasn't gained approved victim status.
Like?
>>63787337
>You realize the Nazis were the National SOCIALIST Worker's Party, right? And that they had a huge wing of 1M people in the Sturmabteilung, the fighting arm of the party under Ernst Rohm, which was full of "leftist" ideas?
Because calling yourself a socialist makes you one :))))
>>63791912
Not that anon, but I've seen liberals shit on people for being "cis-heterosexual." Apparently, if you're okay with the gender you were born with and find the opposite sex attractive then you need to check your privilege and give the LGBTQQFHP people the right of way because they get such a hard time trying to make Christians bake fetish cakes for them or something.
>>63792015
No, handing ownership of the means of production over to the workers makes you a socialist. When the machinery of capitalism in Germany was confiscated by the Nazis, who do you think owned it? Hitler?
The German workers who operated it were given bonds by the government in exchange for their labour (German money was worthless after the economic looting of the Weimar Republic). Those bonds could be exchanged for the products of labour in other fields. It was radically extreme socialism in action.
Throwing everyone else (especially political dissidents and ethnically "undesirable" people) into labour camps was just another inevitable symptom of the totalitarian conditions needed to enforce that level of socialism.
>>63786704
Dark Knight Rises features a villain who claims to be for the people and kicks off a revolution but in fact is only serving his own goals and keeps the people in line with brutal force.
>>63783671
retell the stories
>>63792015
>no true Scotsman
Official moron
>>63782599
interesting. can you elaborate?
>>63784089
You mean gods on earth.
>>63786128
Did he ever eat his biscuit?
in which we learn that the only clear option is to surrender to the carnage and the mayhem. an american-made war movie from the german point of view that ends with laughter
