>Let's write a Plinkett review for this stinker.
Hamill: Yes, Ford: No.
You need to connect two generations but putting grandpa Solo in the movie was a huge mistake. Why you ask? Well, imagine if they did like a new Indiana Jones movie but still cast Harrison Ford as Ind-
Ow wait that happened.
Paaart twooo, casting a nigger
>>63780531
>star wars episode seven is the most disappointing thing since
While Lucas tried his utmost to infuriate fans of the original trilogy in the prequels, Disney is trying to make a film that appeals to both old and new fans alike.
They accomplished this perfectly, by bringing back beloved characters thenruining their lives and having them killed in the most violent way possible.
>>63780611
john goodman as plinkett when?
Fuck you, Jar Jar! You ruined this too? Stop ruinning... wait this ain't Jar Jar...
WHAT IS IT WITH J's?
Do you think that Mike "Nigger Gravediger" Stoklasa is secretly boiling inside because of Boyga?
>>63780659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I4Cz6bB3G8
sorry for shit mic
>>63780722
7/10
Y'all probably wondering if I liked that new Stars War movie. Yeah, it was ok. I liked it more WHEN IT WAS CALLED STAR WARS: THE NEW HOPE.
I won't say JJ Abrams ripped off the original Star Wars, but what he did is he ripped off the original Star Wars.
If prequels were poetry this new movie is chorus. I mean do you really have to copy Every. Single. Thin-
>It's like poetry, sort of. They rhyme.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
So Vader jr. walks up to a new emperor and of course he looks like terrible, generic CGI piece of crap [image of Shrek on the screen] WHAAAAAT?
>>63780556
Truth is, and I'm just gonna say it, niggers don't really belong in Star Wars
>>63782054
Or anywhere for that matter. The only important WAR was the second one and we lost it. Oh c'mon, you know it's true!
>>63782164
Or anywhere for that matter. The only important WAR was the second one and we lost it Oh c'mon you know it's ture
