from best to worst
episode 5
episode 4
episode 7
episode 6
episode prequels dont even count
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 >>>>>>>> 1 > 2 >>>>>>>> 7
>>63762502
Why not? You can't discount their existence just because you don't like them.
Personally it's
6>5>7>4>3>2>1
>>63762574
they exist but figuring out which was the least or most annoying of the prequels was not an appealing task.
4 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 3 >>>>>> 2 > 1
5>4>3>7>6>>>>1>>>>2
it certainly wasnt shit, i dont know what problem people have with it, a female action hero doesnt change the real world, women arent all going to suddenly quit having babies and being physically weak.
garbage>video games>any Star Reddit flick
>>63762502
5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 6
I really dont know where to put 7, i didnt like it too much, but it wasnt a bad movie. Probably
5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 > 6
>>63762791
Why 6 so low?
>>63762836
ewoks
>>63762836
Ewoks
>>63762502
5>3>7>4>6>2>!
>>63762903
>>63762911
I am >>63762612
And I loved Ewoks, esp. the first one Orgasma meets.
>>63762546
This. Tho I would swap 1 and 2.
>People rating Episode 6 lower than any of the prequels just because the ewoks
>People rating Episode 3 higher than any of the original just because "Muh darker" and "Muh final anime duel"
Man this is full of teenagers
>>63762502
6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 7
>>63763156
i like 3 more than 6 and 4 because of order 66, the conclusion ot the clone wars series(samurai jack one), the final battle, the new hope tie in, and sheev.
>>63762502
5>6>4>7>>>>3>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
AOTC is much worst than TPM. AOTC is probably one of the worst films ever made.
>>63762502
4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 2 > 1
>>63762502
Absolutely agree.
>>63762502
5 > 4 = 7 > 6 > 3 > 1 = 2
This is the objectively correct order.
>>63762502
V = IV > VI > III = VII > I > II
>>63762502
>prequels dont even count
The prequels were better than episode VII.
5>4>7>6>3>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
>>63763864
Absolutely correct.
>>63763864
This fucking nigga right here knows what the fuck is up.
Read my god damn mind.
>>63762502
I completely agree. Anyone who completely hates The Force Awakens is nothing more than a cynical man-child who is incapable of having FUN.
5>4>6>7>3>2>1
>>63763995
>liking zero character development
>>63763864
5 > 4 > 7 > 6 >>>>> 3 >>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2
I wouldn't say 7 is equal to 4, New Hope is just too classic and 7 just does it a little less better. Also episode 2 is leagues worse than ep 1, it manages to do literally everything you can do wrong in a film except the score because John Williams.
>Star Wars received 10 Oscar Nominations including Best Screenplay and Best Picture, Best Supporting Actor and you people bump it to second best. Fn Nerf Herders.
5 > 4 >> 6 > 7 > 3 >> 1 > 2
There aren't any special moments in 7 that have the same weight as what the originals had. Everything that happened in TFA felt like a watered down copy of what happened in ANH. Like the attack on the Death Star in 4 actually has tension while the Starkiller attack felt like it was put there so Poe could do something. They shouldn't have made Starkiller at all tbqh. The movie would be much better without it.
1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5 >7 >7 LMAO
>>63762502
5>4>3>7>6>2>1
This is objectively correct, don't bother saying otherwise
>>63762502
y'm knowOP at this point is just matte of individual taste ..i could put any order and i still gonna have people calling me a faggot for it...but is just like the empire the most
>There are people in this thread that thinks AOTC is better than PM.
Just stop right now.
V > VII > VI > IV > III > I > II
>>63762546
faggot.
>>63763259
THIS
V > IV > VII > III
haven't seen any of the rest...
Empire ≥ ANH > Jedi ≥ Sith > TPM ≥ Clones > 7
Empire > New Hope > Return of the Jedi > III > Howler Monkey > I > Clone Wars
>>63762502
5>4>7=6>3>1>>>>>>>>2>>>>>>>>clone wars
6 > 5 > 7 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 2
It goes
IV > V > VI > III > VII > I > II
VII is fairly low because too many unresolved plots for the first film in trilogy as well as FACSIMILE
I is a decent movie in its own right but with some weird and or stupid shit in it
II is mostly poorly aged CGI and weird dialogue
>>63762502
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
It fits right in the middle. Its not a bad movie just overated as fuck exactly like Avatar. In fact its exactly like the Avatar phase just Star Wars which makes it better.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Personally
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
Can there please be a Star Wars general?
This is just going to shit up the board for the next few weeks.
5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2
this is the correct answer.
>putting prequels and sequels above OT movies
Please, please don't descend into this memery
6 > 3 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7
>>63768846
>thinking 6 is good just because it's OT
>>63768706
>Disney is releasing a SW movie per year until at least 2020
Enjoy your meme board while lasts TVcuck, we /tv/ now.
>>63768885
>thinking 6 was bad because OMG EWOKS
I bet you think Gungans were what ruined Episode I too.
>>63762502
I completely agree with this.
V > VI = IV > III > I = II
>implying JJ's fanflick is a real star wars film
>>63762502
4>5>6>7>3>1>2
>>63768918
Ewoks were pretty awful. Probably the worst part of Jedi is when Han is running away from 9 or 10 Troopers and then he gets backed into a corner, then like 3 or 4 Ewoks with slingshots appear from behind a ledge or something and Han Solo smugly shrugs and the Trooper for some reason put their blasters on the ground and give up.
That really pissed me off.
>>63768846
6 is shit, 3 and 7 are both better movies
>>63768918
Ewoks, much like Gungans, weren't the only reason those films sucked. I shouldn't have to tell you that.
>>63768846
The only ones putting 7 above anything are the ones that grew up with the prequels and have capeshit sensibilities
>>63769040
this desu
>>63762502
episode 5
episode 6
episode 4
episode 7
>>63769040
>>63769078
Prequels are shit, but 7 is literally just the same movie as ANH but with more CG and worse characters. Diversity quota characters no less. 0/10 even prequels were better if for nothing else but the lulz.
>>63763218
the final battle is one of the worst scenes of cinematic history
between its wiseau-esque dialogue, ridiculous choreography and impossible length, the scene systematically destroys anything positive the movie had going for it at that point - which was, admittedly, very little
revenge of the sith is terrible and anyone that thinks YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME is better than the entirety of vader's redemption and his fight with Luke is fucking retarded
>>63768084
This, but switch VI and IV
>>63769040
agreed mostly senpai. The most correct order is
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 2
As glib of a facsimile as it is, 7 cannot even come close to 2. 2 is easily in the top 5 worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen probably 5-6 romcoms per year since 2006 with my wife.
>>63762502
5>3>6>4>1>2
V=IV>III=VI>VII>II>I. In case of tie, left side is personal favourite, but believe they are essentially equal.
>>63768650
>meme
plz go
5, 4, 6, 3, 7, 1, 2
the more i think about 7, the more i realise how much is wrong with it.
it starts off very strong, but slowly disintegrates into just another safe abrams flick. the first act was clearly made with care and attention to detail -- what the fuck happened to the rest? it's like as soon as that little shrimp eyed bitch showed up the movie just stopped being interesting.also, rey running into the forest for no fucking reason at all after touching luke's lightsaber? "shes so overcome with emotion that she runs away" why do people still write like this?
actually, come to think of it, rey might be genuinely autistic.
5, 4, 6 1, 3 2 7
>>63769329
I thought she as running back to try and find Han.
>>63769178
Not at all, the battle in 3 is only bested by the lightsaber battle in phantom. The dialogue is all really well done there and it's one of the most powerful scenes in any Star Wars movie. Although you do have to sit through a bit of shit to get to that interesting part. 3 is still better than 6 though, there were so many bad decisions in that movie
>>63769416
nope, she's attempting to do the opposite. remember how she declines hans offer? she wants to go back to being alone on jakku
she is a fantastically shit character
>>63769419
>The dialogue is all really well done there and it's one of the most powerful scenes in any Star Wars movie.
The confrontation between Anakin, Obi Wan, and Padme in episode III? Really?
With such wonderful lines as....
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic ... to democracy."
"If you're not with me, you're my enemy."
Hard to say until the initial hype wears off but I'd say 6 > 5 > 3 = 7 = 6 > 1 >>> 2
5
4
6
7
3
1
2
I wanted to put 4 above 5 to be contrarian, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
Revenge of the Sith was better than phantom menace. It was a hard choice
1 had the pod race and the duel going for it
3 had the opening sequence and the opera house grevious is worse than jar jar pickles pickles
On a side note, As fucking Reddit tier and annoying as the nostalgia critic is, I liked some of his points on that things done right in the prequels video
Palpatine is really good villian, and his seduction of anakin is great.
I thought anakin fracturing from his double life was really well done, and the scenes with just him and Palpatine are pretty good, but of course it all falls fucking apart and becomes shit
>>63763864
Good Job
>>63769713
>nope, she's attempting to do the opposite. remember how she declines hans offer? she wants to go back to being alone on jakku
She declines to work on the ship long term, butshe still wants to help get the droid to the Resistance, and does eventually want to return home.
>Phantom Menace is better than Attack of the Clones
I want this meme to die
>>63769819
:^)
>>63769819
Most like the originals. Liam, young Obi-wan, best saber fight of the prequels. Yoda still a puppet. Not entirely green screen. I really still don't see the argument, Clones, Sith and this new one absolutely blow
>>63769728
None of those are bad, stop following the memes
>>63770002
ROTS is still exponentially better than ROTJ
>>63770049
Those are all very bad. They're so bad that they became memes.
>>63770197
They're not bad. /tv/ just memes about non-meme worthy things for the sake of memeing.
4 > 5 >>>>>>>>>>>> 6 = 3 = 7 >>>>>>>>>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2
>>63770265
...nah they were pretty bad
"only a sith deals in absolutes" isn't too bad, and maybe some of them could have been saved by better delivery, but come on,
"you turned her against me"?
"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"?
please rewatch the entire sequence with padme, anakin and obi wan and ask yourself whether or not it takes you out of the film. even if its not as bad as people say, it is still far from captivating.
>>63770265
They are bad. It's why they get used as examples of bad dialogue in the Star Wars films, even though there's several hours worth of other lines to pull from.
>>63762502
5>6>7>4>3>1>2
I've got
7 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
5 > 4 >
6 or 7? I have to see 7 again to decide.
>>>>>> 1 > 3 >>>> 2 (except for the "they're animals and I slaughtered them like animals" scene)
7 is better than the prequels by a lot. Happiness factor has me think its almost as good as jedi, but i bet it will comfortable fall in after jedi on the list.
>>63762502
I agree with your assessment friend.
>>63772174
this anon is correct
>>63762502
3>6>5>4>1>7>2
The only sensible answer
>>63772764
>7>2
nice bait
3>6>5>4>7=2>1
