Which animal would you choose to turn into?
Lobster because they live forever
Eagle.
Watched it last night and I still don't know what to think. Is the general consciousnesses that The Hotel and the loners in The Woods are run by the same group of people?
A cat, because they are the best animal in existence.
A dodo because they are dead.
>>63749106
Ebola virus, in order to end that rotten society
>>63749131
Actually, they only live until their shells become too strong for them to shed. The die from exertion trying as hard as they can to get out.
>>63749663
That would be extremely painful
Guys I'm a jew in the IRL what animal would I be turned into
>>63749716
A magpie. Those birds love shiny jewelry and coins for sure
>>63749106
A dragon.
>>63749691
I'm a good friend
>>63749106
A frog
Did Seydoux speak with maid about anything important? There weren't any french subtitles.
A sloth
>>63749106
a black guy
>>63750580
I'm not fluent in French, but I think she said something about shoving a broom handle up her ass.
Watched it today. This movie is rather good
A fucking eagle, man.
btw what the hell happened to the script in the 2nd half? Shit just fell apart completely. Lost all tempo and purpose.
such a great filmWas the Rachel Weisz really blind? She seem to look at the waiter like she saw him...
Probably a penguin and id flap about with all my penguin buddies
>>63752275
probably just hard acting like your blind
Ive never felt my asshole clench more than the moment David was about to take out his fucking eyes
>>63749106
D R O P P E D
>>63749691
You're a big guy.
ywn get to admire scottish qt's thighs ;(
probably one of those tiny chill monkeys that just hang out and eat fruit and bugs
>>63752447
Ashley Jensen?
>>63749106
NOT A STUPID FUCKING LOBSTER
The entire second half I couldn't stop think about how Lea Seydoux is much more pretty than Rachel Weisz.
>>63752999
She's 15 years younger, that helps a bit...
>>63752935
yea
>>63749106
A memecuck
was there any lobster or lobster reference in that movie?
>>63753377
Within the first 10 minutes, they explain the title.
Watch the movie, it's very unique.
probably a krill
I really liked the film, best of 2015 next to Youth.
I would like to be a falcon I guess.
>>63754169
good choose, now you can avoid no singles policy.
Me?
>>63749316
hotel = EU
loners = non EU countries in Europe
>>63749106
a great white shark.
>>63750580
she said she was tired of working at the hotel
>>63754169
>I would like to be a falcon I guess.
so that I can be your owner and we watch films in cinemas together? good choice anon
My friend thought he left her waiting in the restaurant.
I figured he did it and probably collapsed from shock in the bathroom.
I have a feeling he's right, but I like my version better. People can't stand to be alone and cutting your eyes out to be with someone.. it's a bit extreme but it's not out of line with what people do to be in relationships.
I liked this movie the more I think about it but I don't feel like discussing it with you because I don't like you.
>>63749106
So, did he go blind at the end of the movie or was it all a fucking ruse?
>>63754967
Open ending.
I think he just said fuck it and left, though that might just be me projecting what I'd do.
>>63754967
Idk anon, why don't I just call up Yorgos and ask him. Fucking dumbass.
A bunny. Bunnies are hard to trap.
Mine died a month ago ;_;
>>63755040
I was gonna say I hope your bunny went to heaven but then I would be lying because I don't know if bunnies believe in heaven.
>>63754657
>>63754967
yea i think he did it
the film made a point about relationships formed from people that become infatuated with someone due to small similarities
We seen how david reacted when he though someone else had the short sightedness he shared with his waifu and he seen that as a threat even though it was something stupid
so ofcourse he would become blind just like his waifu
an immortal homo sapiens sapiens
Can someone make a webm of the loners dancing in the forest to techno music?
>>63754657
he seemed to admire the guy who faked the nose bleeds, in a why didnt i think of that sort of way. he also bonded with the loner because they both were short sighted.
>>63755106
Mine was a scientologist.
He's probably in hell.
>>63755240
Second that. The maid had some crazt leg game.
>>63755240
yes plase
>>63755386
>>63755426
Alright hold up
>>63755531
you da mvp
bumping for that webm
>>63755240
>>63755386
>>63755426
>>63755840
>>63755855
Done. Also gonna make one of the qt Rachel dancing.
>>63755982
12/10
>>63755982
BASED thanks pal
>>63755982
nice one m8
So...movie of 2015 right? For me no other prestige drama (not negating the genuinely hilarious comedic aspects) even came close.
>>63756259
i completely agree dude, i love based Yorgo so much but i cant decide if i like this more than Dogtooth, either way easily one of my favorite directors
>>63756350
what did you think of Alps? i loved the Lobster and Dogtooth but could not get into Alps at all.
>>63749716
Toucan
>>63757055
kek
Why do the characters in the film feel that these similarities (nose-bleeds, blindness) are so vital to their relationship that they can no longer be a couple when they find out they no longer share them?
I mean fuck, at the end don't they realize that he's gonna be a lot more use to the two of them if he can fucking see?
>>63757352
It's a caricature m8, don't take it so literally.
Do you guys think that people actually got turned into animals in the special room?
>>63757352
youre autism is showing
>>63749106
Was about to start watching this when i found this thread.
I don't know anything about this, but 10 minutes in, i'm wondering something:
This is a film isn't it?
This isn't a shitty movie, right?
I haven't and won't read this thread until i'm done watching whatever this is.
phoenix
>>63758309
No and No.
And you should to save you 2 hours boso
>>63752305
Nah, you'd be the deranged one who killed itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
T REX
I win niggers
I'd be one of those cool little fishes that swim up urethras
>>63758041
mine autism is not showing
>>63756965
yea alps didnt keep my attention throughout
Any frenchfags here can tell me what was the hotel maid & the loners leader was talking about in the woods?
I loved the scene with the conversation they have on the yacht about the weight of various balls.
You have to wonder what kind of childhood and/or domestic life Lanthimos must've had to be inspired to make Dogtooth and this...
>>63761811
Why does all of his chatacters act like hyper autists?
Here's the dialogue from the French scene.The M is the maid and the L is Lea/Loner
L- Hi
M- Hi
L- You brought what I asked?
M- Of course.
M- The gun is in the pocket with the electronic keys and the numbers of the double rooms.
M- Try not to loose the keys, I need to return them.
M- I propose we act on Saturday since, after the ball, everyone is tired and most employees are in vacations during week-end.
L- And the shampoo?
M- I forgot. I'll bring two bottles next time.
L- Do you know how fantastic you are? Please take a note for the shampoo so you don't forget.
M- I need to tell you something.
L- What?
M- This is my last mission. I can't do it anymore. I can't support living in that horrible mansion with that fat dentist. He keeps asking if I flossed. He makes me clean my teeth after every meal, no matter how small it was.
L- After the big night we're setting up, you can come and live with us. I'll find another mole. I don't think I'll ever find someone as efficient as you but I need to respect your will.
L- Be patient a few more days and don't forget to take your birth control pill. Ok?
M- Thanks
L- No, thank you. You were fantastic.
