>REY, THE REDDITORS ARE EVI- UURRAAGGHHGGH
>>63744086
@threeseventeeno
but kylo is the ultimate fedora-tipping redditor
>>63744086
He kind of looks like Boyega there.
>>63744141
>We were jedi and shit
>>63744086
did it go over his fucking eye?
>ugly person is the bad guy
Kek
Well it is fantasy I guess
Am I the only one who think there's not a single potential meme that came out from this movie?
>>63744223
The good guys are ugly as well though.
>>63744223
He's probably a virgin too
>>63744086
So why didn't it cut his head in half?
>>63744234
TAKE OFF THAT MASK
YOU DONT NEED IT
>>63744234
That means it was actually good.
>>63744234
It's not a very meme worthy moviemaybe because it's actually good
The only thing you'll get is some hilarious mask pottery
>>63744234glib facsimile
>>63744269
No, it means that it was forgettable.
The LotR movies gave birth to tons of memes and they were awesome.
>>63744263
I'M BEING TORN APART
>>63744311
Kill yourself with your retarded internet phrases. You must be the kind of person that replies to posts with "This" and doesn't add anything else to the conversation.
I will never understand why millennials are so shit at being productive and interesting members of groups. Everything with you people is a copy of copy of a tribute to a homage to a stolen idea. Use your own fucking brain for once, kiddo.
>>63744341
This
>>63744341
What the glib did you just glibbing glib about him, you glib facsimile? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Piffle, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on my fellow critics, and I have over 300 confirmed glibs. I am trained in piffle warfare and I’m the top critic on Rotten Tomatoes. You are nothing to me but just another glib facsimile. I will wipe you the glib out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my glibbinging words. You think you can get away with saying that piffle to me over the Internet? Think again, J.J. Abrams. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Rotten Tomatoes and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Force, you hack. The Force that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "The Force Awakens". Your movie is a glib facsimile, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can critizize you with over seven hundred words, and that’s just with my dictionary. Not only am I extensively named after a character from James Bond, but I have access to the entire thesaurus of Dictionary.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your PC movie off the face of the Internet, J.J. Abrams. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “original” movie was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your glibbing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the piffle, you glib facsimile. I will glib all over you and you will drown in it. You’re glibbing dead, facsimile.
>>63744341
I AM JUST A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY
>>63744234
This is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for kids.
>>63744341
literally reddit: the post
>>63744386
Kylo Ren lose literally every intimidating factor he had when he removed his mask. A few people even laughed in my cinema at how ugly he looked.
man why am I on this website
I have a job
I have a degree
I have a girlfriend
I have a house and a car
I have friends
People like me in real life
Women smile at me for no reason
It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by idiots trying to talk about movies here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you retards, and I don't feel like remembering.
>>63744311
>>63744386
>glib facsimile.
Welp, I guess with we're stuck with this words for another month I supposed.
>>63744428
I'm from Reddit and I love this place, also. Oh, does that make you mad? So very mad? Oh, you seem quite mad that there are those of us from Reddit who also enjoy coming here and hanging out with you cool guys. We like it. We REALLY like this place. Oh, we're not leaving. We're sitting right here, friendo. You like that one? "Friendo?" It's from No Country For Old Men. I know tv memes lol!
You think this is your own private utopia, your retreat from the world, your clubhouse to hang out with your other rebels, but guess what? We Reddit folk found it. We found it and we like it.
And we're not leaving.
>>63744386
This pasta is already stale.
>>63744440
do you really though mate?
>>63744457
psst:when does the narwhal bacon?
>>63744341
>>63744386
>>63744440
Every time I see these I laugh. Thank you based JJ for inspiring new spammable pastas.
>>63744440
tfw don't know If I saw the original post of this or if It was already pasta by the time I'd seen it
>>63744263
>>63744332
That bridge scene was pure poetry
His father reached out to stop him from crossing over to the other side he was the final obstacle to him crossing over to the dark side
>>63744311
But what does it mean?I'm being serious, I have no fucking clue what it means
>>63744440
nothing but a glib facsimile of a normie
with a glib facsimile of quints
>>63744681
I can see what they were going for: an remix of the scene where Vader tries to turn Luke. But this time the dad is trying to turn his son to the good side. The son refuses, and then oneof them falls down a big hole. Poetry.
>>63744742
glib: fluent but insincere and shallow.
facsimile: an exact copy, especially of written or printed material.
The review summary for the first rotten review on RT was just "a glib facsimile"
>scar across face
so it's pretty much concrete that he's gonna be a bad guy until just before he dies, then.
>>63744525
I think it started on /sp/.
Why is 'glib facsimile' a meme?
Isn't that basically what it was?
>>63744812
Thanks
>>63744386
>Sword Art Online
>not Overlord
>>63744223
john booga is even uglier
>>63744234
[seductive purring]
DUBS GET
>Captcha: 4444
>>63744371
amazing
>>63744332
IT'S BULLSHIT I DID NOT KILL HIM
>>63744332
the room tier shit dialogue
>>63744332
anyway, how is your sex life
>>63744280
Eh, I found it mediocre, but I can see how someone who isn't as familiar with the OT or has low standards and is impressed with bright lights and colors in general might arrive at your conclusion desu.
>>63744332
My hemmorhoids are tearing me apart f a m t b h what is the point of shoving a miniature dragon dildo up your asshole if they dont do jack shit
man why am I on this planet
I have a black rod
I have a degree
I have a black boyfriend
I have the force and a lightsaber
I have friends
People like me in Jakku
Women smile at me for no reason
It's only on this planet the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by force users trying to talk about the darkside here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you Jedis, and I don't feel like remembering.
>>63744086
>>63746148
man why am I on this planet
I have a black rod
I have a mechanical ball
I have a black boyfriend
I have the force and a lightsaber
I have friends
People like me in Jakku
Stormtroopers smile at me for no reason
It's only on this planet the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by force users trying to talk about the darkside here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you Jedis, and I don't feel like remembering.
>>63744509
no, france is bacon
>>63744086
>yfw JJ doesnt mention Sheev at all
>>63744341
you were almost believable until
>kiddo
>>63744324
LoTR memes were forcefully created long after the actual films though.
The only big one that happened naturally at the release was "one does not simply".
>>63746581
>forgetting YOU SHALL NOT PASS AND MY AXE
>>63744223
>ugly ape is the good guy
>>63746735
>They're taking the hobbits to isengard!
>>63744234
Wait for the RLM review
>>63746581
HELLO REDDIT
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>>63746778
>One does not simply walk into mordor
>>63746981
>what did you say?
>>63744457
Hello Reddit!
