Anyone else love how irrelevant 4chan is to everything?
I mean look at you guys, it's pathetic: you're all fucking obsessed with Star Wars. Except you guys don't even like the movie, you're obsessed with hating it and making sure you spoil the movie for everyone and tell everyone you meet how awful it is. It's like the one edgy 14 year old who tries his hardest to ruin everyone elses' fun however he can (except no one actually cares about him and it's all just a poor attempt at gaining attention). The sad thing is you guys are probably at least 20 and still doing the same bullshit. I guess 4chan is where edgy nerds go to settle down.
The one thing that makes me happiest about this movie is that no matter how much losers you guys cry, moan, bitch or whine about how awful it is, no one else on the planet is going to care. People will either watch the movie and like it, or just not watch it and continue actually having a life; only 4chan gets drawn into the sheer hatred and vitriol like no one else. Disney's going to make billions of dollars, Boyega is gonna fuck white women, Abrams is going to be considered a legend, every kid on the planet is getting Star Wars shit for Christmas and everyone is going to watch Episode VIII and IX.
And at the end of the day, none of you fucking people matter. It's great.
>>63739967
Hello reddit!
>>63739967
>It's great.
For you.
>>63739980
/co/ here do you guys usually have lots of reddit raids? Last few days been here for Star Wars spoilers and all I see is reddit tier shitpost threads
>>63739980
what's up?
>>63739967
>I mean look at you guys, it's pathetic: you're all fucking obsessed with Star Wars
>starts a Star Wars thread
ITS POPULAR SO IT MUST BE GOOD
>>63739967
tell that to the NSA and FBI
>implying I care about your shit opinion
tl;dr
>>63739967
>actually typing all that shit out
ITS POPULAR SO IT MUST BE SHIT
It's true /tv/ & /pol/ are always wrong. It's hilarious.
>>63739967
get fucked reddit
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>>63740047
you can really summarize the difference between reddit and 4chan entirely with these two posts
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jLZw9tb.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>63739967
>It's great.
uh, the meme goes "it's gonna be great. it's gonna be great. "
get it right, sheesh.
>>63739980
Plz leave redditor
>>63739967
>it's popular so ur wrong :^)
It's okay, this degenerate society is going to be destroyed within the next hundred years anyway
None of the normies or Disney kikes matter either
>>63740016
>/co/ here
Hi, faggot SJW cuck!
>4chan irrelevant
>literally influencing the outcome of a US presidential election as we speak
>>63740201
This, and also /v/ ran a largely successful campaign against Fallout 4.
>>63739980
>>63740011
>>63740027
>>63740040
>>63740061
>>63740066
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>>63740109
>>63740136
>>63740158
You guys realize youre acting exactly how the OP described you, right? Your first defense is always 'reddit' 'sjw' and 'cuck' and its laughable. Why get so worked up all the time? You lost. Get over it.
>>63740106
Well it is not going to be great. It already is great.
Bit OP is right, tryhards are now trying to spoil the move or continue with "sjw propaganda" theme eaven more, now that movie is out and ot ia great.
>>63740277
I responded with >actually typing all that shit out and none of those words you illiterate faggot.
>4chan shits on sw7
>suddenly "people" start claiming 4chan is irrelevant to everything
... this is actually pretty sad.
>>63740310
being this mad. As if an illeterate person would partcipate on a message/image board. Do you see the stupid reactionary shit you type or do you hammer it out through the tears as quickly as possible.
>>63740201
oh right like in 2008 and 2012 when the guy you guys hated got elected twice in a row, right?
>>63740224
Oh you mean that game that's going to win game of the year no matter what 4chan does and is already the bestselling game of the year?
Yeah you guys do some great work embarrassing yourselves day after day. As for actually making any kind of impact on the world, well don't kid yourselves.
4chan is like where beta males go to lay down and feel like their lives matter once they've realized in their heart of hearts, that they don't matter at all. You've failed to achieve anything in real life, so you try to attempt to achieve something while being too scared to face the world behind a computer screen. Except time and time again, 4chan fails to do anything that matters. Or change anyone's minds except for other beta males who can't think for themselves anyways. The only 4chan users smart enough to ever do anything that impacts anything (the hacker groups and the like) are also smart enough to stop using the website because they realize they're surrounded by retards.
>>63739967
Everything you said is correct but it also applies to you so good effort.
>Anyone else love how irrelevant 4chan is to everything?
Yes. Now please go away to somewhere relevant and talk about relevant stuff.
Like how much you love Star Wars on r/normies.
>>63740486
It's lost every award so far m8. It's not likely that it will win GOTY.
But in any case, I'm not reading the rest of that.
>>63740486
>4chan is like where beta males go to lay down and feel like their lives matter once they've realized in their heart of hearts, that they don't matter at all. You've failed to achieve anything in real life, so you try to attempt to achieve something while being too scared to face the world behind a computer screen. Except time and time again, 4chan fails to do anything that matters. Or change anyone's minds except for other beta males who can't think for themselves anyways. The only 4chan users smart enough to ever do anything that impacts anything (the hacker groups and the like) are also smart enough to stop using the website because they realize they're surrounded by retards.
This is all true. Which is why we like it here.
Why are YOU here exactly?
>>63740431
>>63740486
the irony
>>63739967
>Anyone else love how irrelevant 4chan is to everything?
4chans picking the next president senpai
>>63740570
If Trump wins he will shut down 4chan.
Just like Hitler killing off the brown shirts once he went legitimate.
We are necessary to usher in the Trumptopia, but our natures that make us such sharp instruments of Trumpage cannot co-exist in the new paradise.
It's a shame.
>>63740599
Who gives a shit. I don't care about free speech nor democracy. Both just enable degeneracy and subversion.
>>63740639
This desu
democracy is a meme
>Boyega is gonna fuck white women
i wish reddit could keep its cuckold subreddit contained
>>63740548
Not the same guy, anon. There you go typing through tears again, and to think you had your zinger all lined up.
>>63739967
>Abrams is going to be considered a legend
Of all the filth you spouted, that was the only one that really waddled my walters, JJ is mediocre at best.
>>63740047
IT'S POPULAR SO IT MUST BE BAD
>>63739967
You're next president might be 4chan engineered. Show some respect.
>>63740666
nice glubs
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>>63740570
4chan is hilarious.
You guys were probably born into middle class white families and failed to make anything of yourself. Despite the immigrants and minorities you hate probably getting further along in life than you did, they grew up with less advantages. And you know it, and it makes you furious. And it makes you hate them cause they're "stealing your jobs".
So what do you do? You look to some rich business magnate you have absolutely nothing in common with at all, who would gladly extort a billion idiots just as dumb as you are, and call him your hero. Because he managed to become successful where none of you guys have, and he happens to be a dickhead on top of it.
The only time I ever go to /pol/ is after the elections just to enjoy the inevitable asshurt. 2012 was a fun year.
>>63740277
>you lost
Wait, what was the goal? I'm here for Star Wars themes shitposting, didn't realize there was a manifesto.
>>63739967
If it's irrelevant why did you just post two paragraphs about your opinions?
>>63740844
Oh please, the doomsayer brigade has been out in full force for awhile now. If you want to go down kicking and screaming that's fine.
>>63739967
I love how someone needs to make a thread to validate themselves for this. Let it all out
>>63740832
>Immigrants and minorities
>Getting further along
Going to jail for rape and drug dealing is getting further along?
Getting free gib dats from the government is less advantages?
2/10.
Best I can do.
>>63740832
can you pls spergout elsewhere m8
or maybe go play with ponies or whatever
>>63740832
i'm actually Australian trailer park trash and even i want to make america great again, familia
>>63740832
>Calling Supreme Leader Trump a "dickhead".
Screen capped for posterity. Once Trump takes office he will have the NSA data mine their mirrors of this communication to locate you and you will be hauled off to re-education you filthy marxist faggot.
Enjoy getting a plunger rammed up your ass by a low I.Q. mouth breathing redneck until you learn to say "Obama Isn't A Citizen".
>>63740914
Citation nedded anon else you're just regurgitating whatever drivel you've been privy to and keen on adopting for your own.
>>63740832
Are people really this mad about Trump being the next president?
Why do you even care?
Unless you're an illegal immigrant or Muslim, how does it even affect you?
>>63740964
I'll drum up my citations right after you drum up yours buddy.
Otherwise you're just regurgitating whatever drivel you've been privy to and keep on adopting for your own.
>>63739967
Yes I do love how 4chan is irrelevant, it's a forum after all, not a Senate. I would have to change the way I post entirely if this was relevant. If I want to do something relevant then I go to work.
Not really.
Plenty of people out there see the movie for what it is: A slightly updated ANH
Even one of the top posts on leddit lists all the similarities to ANH, calling the movie too safe.
>>63740980
I'm not even reading this thread, but
>how does the fucking president affect you
you're fucking retarded
>>63741040
Tell me how it affects you.
Please do. What difference does it make to you if you Hillary or Trump gets in.
You must be an American raised on retarded celebrity culture and children's TV.
One person occupying an administrative position in a gigantic organization that requires the co-operation of thousands of upper managers to make small decisions is not going to have any real affect on your life.
There is no difference, for instance, to my life between Clinton, George W's and Obama's administrations.
Even if Trump was able to pass the laws he wanted, unless you're a faggot, an immigrant or a Muslim, it's irrelevant to you.
You really are the result of a pathetic education system, so perhaps you are a member of one of the above groups.
Go back to reddit where you can spill all your opinions and people will pretend to care and treat you nicely.
You can even get upvotes and feel warm inside, like your opinions actually matter!
This board is for funposting and hateful bashing.
>>63740998
I have never seen such obvious deflection in my life. You made a claim anon I just want to see you prove it.
>>63740913
this
>>63739967
>YOU'RE SCUM IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE CROWDS OF MOUTHBREATHERS
>LOVE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO LOVE
>PLEASE LOVE STAR WARS, FUCKINNNNNNNNNN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSE
What kind of marketing u want, senpai?
Do you expect me to read all that
>>63741120
You're retarded.
>>63741120
>There is no difference, for instance, to my life between Clinton, George W's and Obama's administrations.
You have to pay for insurance against your will now, that's different
/tv/ is one of my favorite boards we're so deep in the meta shit posting that bait threads that work on /pol/ and /b/ only fool the redditors here
>>63741169
>I want you to to prove you claims but I will deflect any demands I prove my claims
I think it's best if we maintain some sort of order. You made the original claim. So once you verify your claim, we can continue the conversation.
If you wish to continue a conversation in which we just make baseless claims and wild assumptions, I'm okay with that.
But if you want to fact check everything, it's only logical we begin at the beginning and move forward from there.
Don't you agree?
>>63740880
I guess complaining or making a mockery of something is a 'campaign to destroy it' in your world. How does it feel to believe everyone who doesn't like what you like is to kill your interests?
>>63741212
I don't pay for insurance. I get medicare.
Same as I did for the last three 2 presidents.
>>63741193
Prove it.
>>63741240
Prove it? That you're retarded? This is not reddit, retard. Were not gentleman discussing logically like le epic science men.
If you think whoever is the president doesn't make a difference in your life, you don't understand politics at all. Good god kill yourself.
>>63739967
Fuck off back to reddit you nigger schill.
>>63739967
I agree
What chance in hell did this movie ever have of the /tv/ hivemind ever liking it? None at all.
>>63741188
>all that
Dude it's 2 paragraphs. Go back to pre school
>>63739967
You know what, I actually enjoyed the movie. it was a perfectly alright, not too bad blockbuster. but Star Wars deserves so much more. theres no vision. no creativity. I watched the behind the scenes reel, and I was so happy to see how passionate everyone seemed about making a truly awesome, magical experience. What a load of shit. And what we got was essentially a remake of A New Hope.
>>63740832
glad to know 4chan is a unity, an entity, a one minded hive with one foward facist like scope not a site with a pletora of anons users who write things down just for fun and even are black!
>>63740694
> Waddled my Walters
rofl-cannon
>>63740277
>>63739967
>>63742837
>a waste of life poetry grad student admits he can waste his time on 4chan
sounds about right
>>63740832
>>63740934
Niqqa i'm peruvian and I want to make America Great Again. God Bless.
>>63739967
meme thread
Tbh
Senpai
>>63742837
Literally 4chan is my safespace meme done unironically. Sad that 4chan became a reactionary tumblr.
>>63740880
But everyone knew it was going to be a success.
It's just shitposting is fun.
Just like TFA people thought TDKR was the best movie ever made when it came out, I wonder what people will think of it a year from now
>>63740277
Hello reddit! Nice dubs.
>>63739967
Damn, Hamill really unfucked his shit up.
>>63739967
When did Hamill become Žižek?
This is fucking with my brain so much.
Is this the /doge/ general?
>>63743445
why yes, this is doge post time
post doge :)
>>63743445
>>63743474
haha, i knew 4Channel wouldn't fail me
>>63740964
>Citation nedded
This is not Reddit you dumb fuck
Anyway, everyone knows black women are morbidly obese, black men fail to raise their kids, and black youth are born into a toxic culture.
Mexicans are working poor and shun education.
Unless you're asian, being a minority is shit.
>>63743613
>being the most cucked minority
Asian men have the least sex, their women would prefer whites or even black men.
