Director: i have a role written for Sam Worthington but I'm worried he might be too charismatic and interesting
Casting agency: say no more senpai
im surprised nolan didn't cast this guy in interstellar
can you imagine the poetry and memes if instead of mcconaughey they had this guy entering the black hole?
When you love Eva Green but wish she grew up around Chernobyl
>>63728670
Director: We need a guy who'll do a fantastic job no matter how bad the script is, but can be paid in pocket change for being the ultimate That Guy. Any ideas?
Casting agent: I know just the guy.
>>63731365
this guy must chug coffee before every movie scene he does idk he's genius
>>63728670
>>63729544
>>63731365
>not even using meme arrows
literally redditors
Hey what's the easiest way to steal a bunch of magic card packs?
>when you're doing the Ant Man movie but can't afford the CGI
>we need a meme machine and bill murray isn't available
i fuckin love him though
>>63731885
Welp
>>63728670
RIP in peace Varro
>>63731885
Lost it
>we need a scary looking minor character
>Director
We need a really handsome, charming, manly young white guy for this part.
>Casting director
Is a brown guy okay?
>>63732135
>he's criminally underpaid and underrated too? just fuck his shit up
>Director
I want this movie to be a masterpiece and I have no fear whatsoever.
>Casting director
Say no more
Director: I want an actor who will go all out no matter what crazy shit I want him to do. He will go to 11 the second I ask him to but can also be subdued.
Casting agency: is hair important?
Director
> I want Jeff Goldblum but I'd rather not tarnish his reputation.
> Casting Agency
Say no more.
>character is old with a posh accent?
>say no more senpai
