>tfw had to rush to watch a TNG episode after getting back from The Force Awakens
Christ, it's like getting to piss after 5 hours on a bus
/trek/ refugies get in here
Janeway is best captain
>It's a Holodeck episode
>>63727091
>she'll never tie you up and peg you until your sissy clitty spurts
Why live?
>>63727181
>it's a dr. crusher is hot episode
>>63727335
>it's a Dr. Crusher episode*
>>63727521
>it's a lwaxana troi episode
>>63727335
>>63727521
It's amazing how well she holds up in HD.
>>63727335
Dr. Crusher is cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52730AW7hDs
>>63727705
>implying her episodes arent solid
except the Alexander one, but that was his fault
>>63728067
I hate this "Annoying character we love to hate!" trope.
It gets on my nerve and I can't appreciate the episode as much as I should
>>63727066
>it's a tidy profit for a pillar of the business community episode
>>63728127
Who hates her? Shes cheeky as fuck m8.
Stop looking at things in terms of stupid shit like tropes will help though. Just watch the show.
>>63728555
>Stop looking at things in terms of stupid shit like tropes will help though
I don't.
>Who hates her?
I do.
>>63728642
>>63728555
Most everyone hates her
>>63728149
hehe good hoo-mon
>it's a hologram lounge singer helps a Ferengi address his PTSD episode
>It's a Barclay episode
>>63727066
>tfw had to rush to watch a TNG episode after getting back from The Force Awakens
Perhaps you should've gone straight back to reddit
>>63729526
>posting the wrong version of pic
>>63729671
ty i was about to post that one. duno why i gave you assholes the original in that thread recently
>>63729699
Why do you type like a Pakled?
>>63730285
>>63727066
Just watched TMP and TWOK back to back earlier today.
Why are they so fucking comfy?
>it's a Wesley shows up randomly after years being gone and suddenly becomes a time traveling, reality traversing, super being episode
>>63732088
>wrath of khan
>comfy
>>63732221
You don't like sand?
Based Captain
>>63731521
kek - are the Ferengi like the jews of space?
>>63732397
Watch Star Trek.
>>63727066
>It's a Yar, the sexy white female security officer of the Enterprise gets abducted by big black men and taken to the planet of the big black ben and forced to marry the big black chief episode
>>63732088
Becausestar trek is actually good
>>63732249
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
>JJ Abrams
>>63732477
roddenberry had a blacked fetish
>>63732397
Mere humble merchants, always fair even in the face of unjust, institutionalized Federation racism.
>>63727066
but this thread is just memes
>>63733641
Why are Trek threads always so comfy?
Also Janeway did nothing wrong.
>>63729671
I love how siskos flag is all broken
>>63734695
NORMIE IN JJ TREK UNIFORM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63734785
Eh.
I have too many real upsets in my life to get mad over something as inconsequential as that.
>>63732178
>Its a Kess does all that episode
>>63734695
>my murderfu
>>63734785
>>63732178
It's a Wesley ventures into the USS Arthur Clarke for candy and is never the same again episode
>>63734855
>it's a Kes returns and is fat episode
At least Seska was cool in her return
>>63735143
>>63735215
she was a cutie when she was 1 year old
>>63735389
Just going to go ahead and pretend she stayed like this; block the recent arrest photo from my mind
Does anyone else find it weird that Yar is Bing Crosby's granddaughter? Also, does anyone else have the hots for Yar?
>>63735356
>>63735389
Why do TNG and VOY send such clear pro-pedophilia messages?
>>63735443
Do you know Malcolm McDowell? His nephew is Star Trek actor Ṣiddīq aṭ-Ṭāhir al-Fāḍil aṣ-Ṣiddīq ʿAbd ur-Raḥman Muḥammad ʾAḥmad ʿAbd ul-Karīm al-Mahdī.
>>63735444
babyfucking isnt nearly as disgusting as interracial cuckoldry
>>63735475
How do people even remember names that long? I forget that I go by my middle name most of the time.
>>63735564
You can call him Siddig El Fadil for short, or just Siddig to be even shorter.
>>63735444
One would assume an enlightened multi-species society would have moved past such barbaric things as fixed ages of consent
>>63735023
Gets me everytime.
>>63735974
can't be buried in vulcan cemetery with a tattoo
>>63729526
>>63729671
>Posting so many WRONG versions of pic
>>63736034
>Archer not #4
what is wrong with you
>>63733337
10/fucking 10
>>63729526
>>63729671
>>63736034
The saddest part is: These were all made by one person pretending to be multiple people.
>>63736110
no, i made this >>63729671 gem based off the OC one months ago, you fucking st thread casual
>>63736155
Sure.
The blatant sexism in the first two seasons is hilarious. Some pre-feminist god tier shit right there. Riker in particular is pure win.
TNG really went downhill after Roddenberry died, before that, it could have easily gone places.
>>63736126
that is just epic awesome
>>63736110
Wrong, I just made this one. >>63736034
>Janeway and Dr Crusher will never go good cop/bad cop on you
Why live?
>>63736222
Trips confirm Janeway/7 OTP
>>63736222
when did these happen?
>>63736155
>>63736222
>Pakled and Fakes are the same person
Shocking.
>>63735389
Why do they have to grow up so fast and.........
>>63736270
ok
>>63736236
Stop posting these glib fascimiles of Trek qts
>>63736291
......fat
>>63736291
she doesnt look terrible there... yet
>it's a Rome/Nazi/Chicago/Cowboy Planet episode
TNG had a bit of that as well though it wasn't as egregious.
>>63736296
no. heres one more your taste faggit
>>63735411
>(Federation News Service) An Ocampan best known for stowing away aboard the Starfleet starship USS Voyager was arrested on stardate -270942.062.
>Kes, who resembled ancient Earth actress Jennifer Lien while living on board the USS Voyager during the first few years of her journey home, has been charged with indecent exposure.
>According to FNS affiliate GNN, Kes was arrested in her home in Harriman, Tennessee, America, Earth, Terran System, Sector 001, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy.
>Neighbor Carey Smith told GNN that Kes came by her home to comment on how Smith's children were being raised and started using vulgar language.
>"All of a sudden, here come the shirt up," said Smith, "Without using her hands, it was like telekinesis."
>"She started flashing and glowing with bright lights and, 'Woo hoo,' and I said, 'And what respect is that for kids?' There was none. And then she turned around and teleported her pants elsewhere."
>According to the affiliate, Kes was found naked in her holosuite by deputies and resisted walking to the patrol shuttle after threatening to erase the officers from the space-time continuum.
>Kes was clothed and carried out to the shuttle.
>Kes is known to be an alien from a mentally advanced race with only a nine-year lifespan. It is unknown whether her advanced age of forty-one has impaired her mental capabilities.
>The Harriman Police Department also said that Kes has a record that includes piloting a shuttle without a license, attacking a Federation starship, attempting to cause a warp core breach, burning victims through pyrokinesis, violating the Temporal Prime Directive, and jaywalking.
>As of Tuesday night, Kes remained in jail. When reached for comment, Kes offered:
>"Don't use transwarp, kids. Don't go faster than warp 10. It'll mess you up."
>>63736270
Nope, Those file names date back on /tv/ for over 3 years. Heck I even used to use them in star trek threads back when I used to use a name which I've dropped.
star trek beyond will be the biggest bomb of 2016
it will kill nutrek
if its bad enough it might even abort the rest of trek with it
>>63736347
Alright reddit, have fun with your hella fuckin epin cosplays
>>63736409
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/username/AlyDoLLGc161
You seem like worthless degenerate human garbage.
I'm just going to call you Jonathan Fakes instead.
>>63736409
oh jesus
>>63736413
>implying anyone ever cared about the remakes to begin with
>casting a homosexual activist as Spock
DROPPED
R
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P
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>>63736255
It was a holodeck episode.
Janeway needed comforting from Seven after the male holodeck character see was secretly dating for five months dumped her after a night of passionate love making.
>>63736372
>exposing herself
A few decades too late.
>>63736475
you realize you only look retarded, not edgy, trying to insult two people as if they were one?
>>63727335
![Star.Trek.II.The.Wrath.of.Khan.BluRay.1080p.x264.5.1.Judas.mp4_snapshot_00.59.02_[2014.12.03_18.22.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eh39wD5.jpg "Star.Trek.II.The.Wrath.of.Khan.BluRay.1080p.x264.5.1.Judas.mp4_snapshot_00.59.02_[2014.12.03_18.22.13].jpg")
>its a Saavik scene
>>63736506
I know anon. I know.
>>63736475
No fighting in the war room, gentlemen
>>63736506
The patrician Trekunnyfu
![Star.Trek.TNG.S01E01E02.720p.BluRay.x264-SiNNERS.mkv_snapshot_00.37.21_[2014.12.18_19.20.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hOSkYVc.jpg "Star.Trek.TNG.S01E01E02.720p.BluRay.x264-SiNNERS.mkv_snapshot_00.37.21_[2014.12.18_19.20.05].jpg")
>its a bro-tier Miles episode
>>63736564
Saavik die nothing wrong. The Klingonians are to blame
>>63736554
sad
>>63736564
Saavik was hot but so was Selar.
>>63736564
rebecca?
>>63736608
The calories sure did cling on to her.
Wait, no, that's shit and unfunny. I'm going to work on this. I'm going to get back to you with something better. Give me time.
>>63736554
>aged like milk
Crusher
Troi
Yar
Janeway
Kes
T'Pol
>aged like wine
Uhura
Kira
Jadzia
Ezri
B'Elanna
7 of 9
Hoshi
>>63736372
WOO lad
![Star.Trek.The.Motion.Picture.1979.720p.BRrip.x264.YIFY.mp4_snapshot_00.50.28_[2014.10.18_21.48.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cjcNSG6.jpg "Star.Trek.The.Motion.Picture.1979.720p.BRrip.x264.YIFY.mp4_snapshot_00.50.28_[2014.10.18_21.48.27].jpg")
>its a split-focus camera scene
>>63736646
frasier?
Frasier
Rebecca
Lillith
all were on TNG. Any other Cheers characters?
>>63736706
Norm
>>63736475
Good times. Also nobody is perfect anon.
>Stop degenerate shaming
>>63736706
whats TNG?
>>63736691
Why do TMP and YIFY send such clear pro-pedophilia messages?
>>63736761
Kathryn?
>>63736790
Does the Sun revolve around the Earth?
>>63736725
-MORN!
-How's it hanging, Morn?
-
>Its a low budget prop scene
There are several anons who vehemently praise Voyager and DS9 respectively, but none for ENT.
Is it that shit? Never seen it.
>>63736863
I praise ENT and shittalk DS9 unironically
>>63736646
whats your problem with wearing unisex miniskirt uniforms, Frasier?
>>63736824
I've never seen DS9 but from what I read about Morn is that he's always described as social, talktative, and outgoing, yet he never talks at all during the entire series.
GOAT
>>63736372
>the execs began hating Kim when he talked to TV Guide about Berman's acting mandate
>they were going to fire him, and only didn't because People Magazine named him among the year's Most Beautiful People
>instead they fired Kes, and her life spun out of control, so she fell into drugs and crime
Man thats pretty harsh. She looks like she needs a huge.
>>63736913
Rene?
>>63736923
The last scene of DS9 is Morn turning to the camera, saying "Goodbye, my friends", and waving to the audience as the camera slowly backs away from him, away from the station, away from Bajor, out into the inky blackness of space.
>>63736334
These are by far my favorite episodes.
>>63736957
>>63736578
>And Saved.
Just think if Janeway hadn't taken so many short cuts getting back home the show would have lasted a few more years and she would have slowly turned into a fine Captains assistant
>>63737038
>>63737052
>it's a [CENSORED] scene
A butt is as offensive as Irish unification.
i hate what happened to morn.
those bastards just stole his bit for those shit new star trek movies to make scotty likeable.
>>63737052
i know what he was staring at
>>63736537
>Orange tip on toy phaser so nobody thinks its a real one
Anyone want to do a Star Trek themed bank robbery with me? One of us will probably get shot but it sounds like good for everyone.
>>63737052
T'/pol/ would never racemix!
DELETE THIS
>>63737090
Maybe Justin Lin will have him order a Corona.
>>63736926
It seems the only thing the VOY cast didn't have was a straight-up death.
Working on that show sounds like it was hell.
>>63737103
My bad
Also T'pol > other girls
>>63737162
Watching it is hell too.
>>63737184
go to bed, sisko
>>63737072
Thanks.
Sad Naomi and Kim never made it back home alive. Thats always kinda bugged me.
>>63737243
When they got back to the Alpha Quadrant, they were told that the official medical and scientific term for their condition was that they had been "O'Briened".
>>63737184
Nice meme
>>63737243
The Naomi claim is a bit silly considering she was replaced at birth. It's not like one specific pile of carbon, nitrogen, potassium, etc is more 'Naomi' than the other
>>63737243
wiki editors are such autists damn
>>63735356
is that larry david?
>>63737184
a Year of Hell.
>>63737327
>You're a pretty kid, Wesley. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
>>63727705
She's a dignitary who will invite you hot tub naked with her and knows exactly what you want sexually and will give it up. I'd spend a day with her on Riza.
>tfw no genetically enhanced gf
>>63737897
>actually wants desperate middle aged women thats probably been used up by 300 chads.
>>63732624
That chick was a fucking smoke show
>160 posts and no Selar
Reminder. If your favorite trek is TNG then you're just as bad as the starwars fanboys
>>63738090
Reminder. If your favorite trek is DS9 VOYAGER or ENTERPRISE then you're worse than the starwars fanboys
Man those deleted post sure did seem to kill the vibe of this thread. Thread slowed to a crawl after they were deleted.
Are anons afraid to post now or is it just getting "late"
>Meanwhile in Webm thread.....
>>63737837
>>63737898
>>63737501
>>63725361
>>63710048
>>63709817
>>63709597
>>63708939
>>63738068
I have brought shame and dishonour to this thread
>>63738150
its late, and the same few posters can only post so much
>Aunt always going on about how great star trek is
>She's been to multiple conventions, met the actors and all that good shit.
>She always suggests I give the show a chance when we talk about film and tv
>Finally bored and high enough to go for it
I started with TNG last night after sitting on it for months and damn. I thought I'd hate it but its so comfy. I love the cheesy music stings and cues for plot devices and shit. Its endearing. I'm only on episode 4 but I'm sure I understand a good chunk of the Series' appeal. I also love that they give half a shit about explaining in universe technology so it doesn't 'completely' feel like a cheap plot devices for things to happen. Good shit.
>>63738434
Your aunt seems pretty cool, enjoy the series.
>>63737934
She would literally try to hook up a threesome with her and her daughter. IDK, pretty hot, afaik. I'll look beyond her saggy tits.
>>63738507
she'd use her mind powers to make you think that but you'd wake up the next day with a hangover next to her and morn.
>>63738540
You have no idea what Morn's physiology is. Maybe he has a tight, wet little puss.
>>63738618
well either way you'd end up in his filthy mudbath.
>>63738618
>>63738978
hnnng that yellow one
>>63738507
Jacked it to her nudism desu, homes
>>63739023
you really think genes such a kuck he'd have her actually nude?
>tfw no custom made waifu.
>>63739073
This episode was filmed in 1992. Gene died in 91, bro. She was good to go.
>>63739176
>the creator died
>lets write an episode with her nude and cock crazy
oh wow
>>63737923
That perfect ripped top
>>63738434
>Finally bored and high enough to go for it
Pretty much how I got into Star Trek minus the getting High part or cool family member to get me into it.
Anyways welcome aboard, Don't forget to watch Voyager next.
>>63739375
Who is this cream dream?
>>63739073
gene was a wellknown sexual degenerate. he wanted troi to be played by crosby and have 4 tits and be hypersexual. he got told no.
>>63739480
>dat filename
Haven't even gotten around to DS9 and I've already dropped her.
>>63739415
Her episode is in the first few episodes of season two I think.
The crew lands on a planet full of nothing but perfect body blonde males and females. Not even joking. The moment some anon posted that screencap I hunted down the episode but haven't gotten around to watching it so I can't tell you more than that.
>>63739596
>dat blonde's tits
i dont care if theyre 98% plastic
>>63739649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw690VGt70
>>63739375
>>63739596
Isnt that the one where the planet is a literal perfect Utopia until wesley tramples some flowers and gets sentenced to death for it because the Price of perfection is super strict criminal laws or some shit.
>>63739889
Death sentence for every crime is why there weren't any black people.
>>63736291
>Children, let me show you my sexual organs
>>63739889
yes, and everyone wears ridiculous sheer white clothing.
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>63739889
>>63739910
the writing basically went like this: lets make them land in tahiti populated by norwegians but then it turns out its saudi arabia and wesleys a bitch
>>63739924
>>63739960
>its a ignore the prime directive because the planet its filled with normal white people episode.
>it's a Picard has to win a court case against the devil with Data presiding as judge Episode
Goddamn TNG was fun
>>63740060
yes it was
>>63739924
>T-t-that's oky....N-n-n-no thank you mama.
>>63736586
This.
>>63740678
only TNG featured clemens
>>63736034
>Archer anywhere near 1st
I hope that you die soon while in great agony.
>>63740678
I love Picard's face.
>>63742015
>>63740678
>Should've set it to vaporize...
shall I post ds9 webms?
fave non-regular DS9 cast. They had to make her a hitwoman :(
>>63742448
>>63742448
>>63742517
i miss big spess battles.
>>63741192
Indeed it did.
>>63741663
>Hes not a Quantum Leap fan
Whats wrong with Archer anon ? He was pretty cool and so was the show.
>Widscreen HD
>Nice effects
>Sexy Vulcan in catsuit
Hell he was even tortured once. Fuck he even had the balls to torture someone once when shit got real enough.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ML5XTE.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>63742517
>>63742448
>>63742371
>>63742341
>>63742321
>>63742274
What do people mean when they say that DS9 is not canon ?
I don't get it it has characters from TNG left and right.
>>63735411
She aged faster than her character!
>>63742686
same
>>63742983
NOOOOO
Dont any of you fuckers dare turn him into JUST.
That man deserves better.
>>63742321
I don't think I could stay a loyal husband in this scenario.
>>63743088
well romulas exists
>>63743304
Indeed - exp. with how his wife treated him.
Anybody holding?
I just need a taste.
>>63742371
DS9 was fucking great.
>>63744048
>muh war guilt
Dukat should have killed them all
>>63744079
Go back to /Pol/
We're still pissed off at you for that alliance with the Dominion.
And I swear to the great bird, if I hear again the word "Muh Cardassian Holocaust" I'm gonna drop a torpedo on one of you shitskins.
>>63744259
Well from the cardassian standpoint, dukat really should have killed them all.
No wormhole finding, no dominion war.
Or rather, cardassians would have been the ones to find the wormhole (if they even did) and they'd have just considered it a hole that no ships return from and left it alone.
>>63742274
You can, but some Voyager webms would also be appreciated.
>>63744474
Look at her eyes, you know these two have fucked.
>>63744474
>this actually happened in a star trek
>>63744474
Is that the Rock?
>>63744502
To be fair DS9 had a Baseball IN SPACE episode.
I'll repeat that a Baseball IN SPACE episode
That also actually happened in a Star Trek show.
I'd like to be a Visitor to her Nana, if you catch my meaning.
>>63727091
Close but no cigar.
The best commanding officer on that ship and any other, to this day remains pic related.
>>63744715
Yes
>>63744751
How dare they play sports in a holodeck
Reminder that TNG had crazy space sports
>>63744751
>DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION
Dat episode mane.
>>63744784
I'm upset they didn't go through with having an entire ship's crew be holographic.
Or 'measure of man' the holographic people.
I mean shit, data might have been a race of disposable people, but holographic slaves are just sitting there waiting to be exploited.
>>63737275
>The Naomi claim is a bit silly considering she was replaced at birth. It's not like one specific pile of carbon, nitrogen, potassium, etc is more 'Naomi' than the other
Even for Harry. After all (unless I'm forgetting something) he was "replaced" in Deadlock, and the entire point of that episode is that both ships and crews are equally the genuine article.
>>63744751
But baseball is BASEd
>>63744784
>on that ship and any other
I-I can't argue with you there anon.
>>63744891
no reason for a proper bridge/quarters/space if the crew doesnt even real.
also half the time they beam down so unless that shits a probe its pretty worthless.
>>63744861
>>63744851
>>63744924
>Baseball IN SPACE
>>63744995
Well it's that they managed to produce artificial intelligence and no-one gives a shit.
>>63744784
Robert Picardo is my actorfu
>>63745030
how many times has the holodeck fucked up?
you really going to give that shit a starship?
>>63744891
They did kind of do that though.
As pointed out by >>63744995 there is no reason to have most of what a ship is made up of.
Remember that intelligent Torpedo from Voyager that Torres had to reprogram? The one that was smart enough to fool the entire ship, and trapped her, assuming she was working for the enemy now?
That's basically what you get when you reduce a spaceship's crew to A.I.
It was a warship to be sure, but that's all you need. You can endlessly copy the A.I., so you can just put it in many torpedoes like that, which can adapt to the surroundings and fight back as needed, and you have the perfect one-use warship that you can replace for cheap.
There also were many examples of similar ships with a research purpose, not least of which is V'Ger.
>>63745183
You have the holograms repair the holodeck. Problem solved.
>>63745200
>Intelligent torpedo
Well it worked, didn't it? The entire problem is they wanted it to stop working.
I have not heard of these Star Wars.
Do you know any songs about them?
Who was the victor?
