Starts soon and ends tonight.
3 hours long including the reunion.
Who else /Kelley Wentworth/ here?
Team /jeremy/ reporting in
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ITS STARTING
>>63725046
google stream2watch, click on tv shows on top > us > cbs
Probst's hair is looking just...
Damn, Julie looking fine tonight.
finale already?
goddman I'm not ready
I want more survivor
this season was based
if only the winner wasn't spoiled after one episode
>>63724782
>Fish won
>Tash 2nd place
>Jeremy 3rd
rigged
>>63725139
Colby needs to take over.
Abi so fine
JULIE LOOKING DAMN GOOD TONIGHT
>>63724782
Really fucking obvious that:^):^):^)black man:^):^):^)wins
>>63725179
>implying Boston Rob won't be Probst's successor
>>63725137
do i need an account
Making fun of Stephen and his fans was pretty fun but after I watched his Ponderosa videos I felt a little bad about it. He seems like a pretty good guy.
>>63725234
try first before asking you fuck
>tfw survivor destroyed abi's booty
press f to pay respects
>keith being a dumb redneck
>>63725268
I did try you dick twiddler
I get all these popups saying I need an account but they all lead to some bullshit website
>now it's my chance to shine
more like
>now it's my chance to hand the game to wentworth
I can't really complain tho cuz kelley's a qt
>>63725332
>not having adblocker
you dont need an account you mong
So what's going to happen that we've never seen before?
Calling it right now, there will be a final four
>tfw spencer wins immunity
>kimmi, wentworth, keith vote jeremy while spencer, tasha, jeremy vote wentworth
>both use idols
Why does probst always give everyone the same chances of winning?
>>63725441
No votes count because all players voted for played an immunity idol
>>63725452
Nope
>>63725452
I hate final 3 desu senpai
>puzzle challenge
Spencer wins lol
HASHTAG TEAM WENTWORTH
Anyone have dyslexic postman slide puzzle from last season?
SPENCE WINS LOL
SPENCER WINS LOL
>>63725602
1. KIETH AKA MR. "STICK TO THE PLAN" AKA THE BALLMASTER
2. KELLEY "THE QT" WENTWORTH
3. SPENCER AKA "CHARLIE BROWN"
4. JEREMY AKA "THE TOKEN BLACK MAN"
5. TASHA AKA "POOR MAN'S CIRIE"
6. THAT LITERAL WHO FROM A DECADE AGO
>this fucking nigger
>>63725597
>watching soccer
I really hope she doesnt win.
0 vote tribal coming up
>>63725597
dont worry senpaitachi. her and the old man are 12's first and foremost
based Kimmi
>I don't want to be on the bottom of a foursome
lewd
>>63725597
did someone shop this? I swear it was a seahawks game before
You will never be the bottom of a foursome.
>>63725880
nope, people just want to meme the seahawks so bad they didnt even notice
This fucking irony, lel
>tfw Tasha will never call you a rat while stepping on your cock
Fucking Keef lel
GIMMIE KIMMI #GAYSFORKIMMI @peta
What the fuck was that gutteral noise coming from Kimmie?
B A S E D
F U C K I N G
S P E N C E R
DROPPING BOMBS
B O M B S
Hurts to be a Keith fan. Every tribal there's danger of him spoiling shit.
>VOTING BLOCKS
>>63726018
Aughuagahauagahagahaahgauh
This season really could have used Russell Hantz
Voting blocks more like voting rocks amirite
DOES NOT COUNT
JEREMY LITERALLY RAPED HER JUST NOW.
fishback sperging out
lmao
5 man fire making challenge?
>no votes
Noice
>YO HOL UP JEFFREY
NOVOTES
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>>63726157
nah because jeremy, spencer, and kelley are immune
it's gotta be a revote with only tasha, kimmi, and kieth being eligible
ONE WORLD ON DVD
AT LAST
KIETH LITERALLY GOES HOME BY DEFAULT
LMAO
JEREMY IS GOING BANANAS!
>>63726254
oops or kimmi
literally whoever they don't vote for goes home
Jeremy is about to go full chimpout mode when they get back to camp
Kimmi better hope she gets voted out here
This is a fun episode so far.
OH SHIT
JEREMY LITERALLY CAN'T STOP WAGGING HIS FINGER IN KIMMI'S FACE
HOLY SHIT THESE RULES
KIETH LITERALLY FALLING ON HIS SWORD
This show is still going on?
Wait WTF just happened. Why would Kimmi and Kelley become immune?
IF YOU BITCHES GET RID OF KEITH YOUR DEAD TO ME
NO FUCKING WAY
I PLACED MY BET ON KETIH GOING OUT IN 6TH BUT NO FUCKING WAY DID I SEE IT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS
>>63726368
when a vote ties those same people cannot be voted on again
based kelley
Keith is a fucking idiot, but i love him lmao
Rekd. Fuck yo kids
WHAT HAPPENED? I CAME IN AS THEY VOTED KIMMY WHAT THE FUCK
>>63726397
Ahh, yeah, that's right. Thanks.
What a clusterfuck that was
LITERALLY THE MOST BASED TRIBAL COUNCIL OF ALL TIME
>woman trying to guilt trip a man into letting her get a free ride
Keith won't win, so he may as well have just an heroed and become the most noble player in history.
KIMMY BTFO
>>63726412
There were no valid votes thanks to two hidden idols. Then Keith basically automatically went home by a weird quirk of the tied vote rules.
>>63726412
>Wentworth and Jermey played idols
>no votes
>revote was a tie
>to avoid drawing rocks, Wentworth and Keith decided to vote out Kimmi
Why not just draw rocks? Because they changed the rules without telling the players.
This season is fucking bad.
JEREMY VOTES TASH
SPENCER VOTES KIMMI
KEITH GOES HOME BECAUSE IT'S NOT UNANIMOUS
BOOT THE STRONGER PERSON, KEEP THE GOAT
It's an all Cagayan - San Juan Del Sur final 5, btw.
Last couple seasons confirmed for OP
JEFF MADDEN
>>63726412
Spencer immune
3 votes Kelley, 3 votes Jeremy
Both play idols
Spencer, Kelley, and Jeremy now immune on revote
3 votes Kimmi, 3 votes Tasha
Have to come to decision or Keith goes home by default
Kelley and Keith change votes, Kimmi goes home.
Holy shit Jeff. Teach me the rules!
>>63726486
>Was going to rewind DVR during commercials to figure out what the hell happened there.
>Probst actually explains it directly.
Huh... thanks, CBS. Not joking.
Great lesson
>>63726521
Teach me the new rules you just changed this season :^)
damn, julia looking thickkkk
>>63726490
>Why not just draw rocks?
They would have been drawing rocks, but Keith would have been the only one drawing.
>Because they changed the rules without telling the players.
They undoubtedly did not change any rules without telling the players. Any changes would have been explained to the players before the game.
>>63726598
They didn't explain Tyler perry idol until the end of season.
>>63726588
This made me think that it would be cool if Julie took over as a host for Survivor one season while Jeff took over for Big Brother
a few more months
>from here on out it's all new challenges
>this challenge again
lmao?
>>63726636
That was a "twist." Tiebreaker and voting rules are not.
>>63726598
It was a "never before vote" but they treated them like two seperate votes. Makes no sense for them to not do a 3 way rock draw.
>>63726504
kekaroo
>>63726676
He didn't say they were new challenges, he said that none of these players had participated in them.
>>63726663
Wait what?
Fingers crossed for the immortal ''Hold the pole'' as the final challenge
is it unfair that this challenge is tailored toward the simian competitors?
>>63726663
Imagine if he made it to final 3
>At the end of the day, I deserve the million. Simple.
rip Keith
RIP KEITH ;_;
Badass confessional from the badass himself. Stay tuned.
K E L L E Y W E N T W O R T H
E L L E Y W E N T W O R T H K
L L E Y W E N T W O R T H K E
L E Y W E N T W O R T H K E L
E Y W E N T W O R T H K E L L
Y W E N T W O R T H K E L L E
W E N T W O R T H K E L L E Y
E N T W O R T H K E L L E Y W
N T W O R T H K E L L E Y W E
T W O R T H K E L L E Y W E N
W O R T H K E L L E Y W E N T
O R T H K E L L E Y W E N T W
R T H K E L L E Y W E N T W O
T H K E L L E Y W E N T W O R
H K E L L E Y W E N T W O R T
K E L L E Y W E N T W O R T H
One hour to do two TC's, one challenge, and the FTC?
>>63726790
>keith does the same thing rudy did
>>63726949Keith won't make it that far
>>63724782
Do the red khmer get to kill any of these capitalist scum?
Is this how they pick the survivors?
BASED WENTWORTH
TOP KEITH
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>keith
I can't believe this idol gambit fucking works
man black people are stupid
From a fan standpoint, I hope this works
Keith is 10/10 dude. Would let him adopt me
So what has happened? Kimmi get voted out?
Is Keith talking about the BB house?
>>63727112
bruh
>>63727112
...sort of. It was weird. No valid votes, then a tie. They had a whole segment afterwards where Jeff literally diagrammed to the audience what happened.
Jeremy raped the back of Spencer's skull with those eyes.
If Jeremy was smart he'd flip and vote out Spencer this time and Wentworth next time.
I'll take my chances against Tasha and Keith at FTC
Why didnt keith SHOW the fake idol?
Fucking retard
I wish gamebot would have been voted instead
>>63727194
Wasn't part of the plan, no need to stick to it
>Keif
>>63727194
because the set piece is a fucking sticker senpai
it would give it away
>>63727194
Yeah, that might have kept him in the game.
KEEF
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You're welcome, Keith
What a bunch of assholes on the jury.
>audible groans
>face palms
What a bunch of faggots
God damn Keith, old man is a moron but dang is he is likable as fuck. That speech.
>>63727227
All he had to do was flash it at jeremy, and wa la. Still in the game
>>63727213
lel
>>63727194
its a bad situation since there's no reason to save it for another vote. so someone can just challenge him to show it to jeff and then the jig is up.
Keith you'll always be the winner to me
>>63727286
and jeremy says "damn that looks just like a piece of the tree mail" and votes his ass out is the more likely scenario
Alright I got 6th and 5th switched but I have Tasha going next
I think I made a mistake though because that means Kelley would win immunity, which I had in mind, but then I had her coming in second without considering that her making the final three would mean she wins
>>63727320
>>63727292
He had to have made a good case at camp
It makes no sense at all to flaunt or flash it at tribal, because if it was real he would just play it after votes.
Not showing it was the smart play
Fuck this challenge
>>63727346
Nigga fuck you simmotion is fucking great
I already really really like this challenge
I remember this challenge, its fucking awful.
Didnt it take a really really long time when it first played?
why don't they do any pure endurance challenges any more?
Anticipating ''dropped the ball'' puns
>>63727346
What? The ball catch challenge is one of the best
Do they force you to have a hand tied? I feel like it would throw off my balance.
how long can I hold the balls in my hand?
And shes done
>>63727441
I think as long as you want, but if you hold it too long it'll mess up the spacing.
>JEREMY SUDDENLY HAS A PANIC ATTACK AND GETS MEDICALLY DISQUALIFIED
I hate jeremy so fucking much
I hated him when he cried like a little girl in his season, and I fucking hate him now
VAL
>>63727477
You damn right she's done
I really like Spencer, but it's tough not to be rooting for Jeremy now. He's played a fantastic game.
Is bout jodan and kamran
>>63727505
>I think as long as you want
First ball, hold it forever until 2nd ball time
>>63727532
now now, this isnt a water challenge
Jeremy wins Survivor
WEZ A KING NOW
>>63727557
Oh wait. Jeff said you can only hold it for 30 seconds or you're out.
YEAH CRY YOU DUMB BITCH
Wow way to call out someone who is there at the finale
Woo on suicide watch
I remember seeing a bootlist in like week 2, and it said who won.
They dont actually have a way to know who wins right?
Like they keep the contestants in the dark until its live?
I was really bummed because the bootlist was pretty accurate
>>63727611
Probst is a legend
>you will never cuddle kelley until she feels better about missing out on $1m
>>63727611
>>63727610
Thats what you get for playing with "integrity" like Woo did
>>63727627
They don't know who wins, but sometimes it's pretty obvious from FTC.
How long has this series been going?
>>63727666
Yeah he deserved to lose because of that but there are other examples to use, although they're pretty dated
>>63727683
Are you new?
>>63727683
15 years
>>63727627
Well.. technically no one knows who won exactly but the jury and the final 3 have literally months to discuss and find out who everyone voted for.
>>63727683
Who show itself?
It started in like 2000-2001
>>63727648
>you will never be able to follow abi in the middle of the night while she goes to have diahhrea
>you will never get to smell it and play in the horrible mess that she made
>you will never get to knowingly stare at her because you know what her asshole produces
>>63727683
Since 2000. This is Season 31.
This season was pretty great, it just blew by.
>>63727732
I don't know why people hate Savage. He's such a cool character
>>63727723
#gastrointestinaldistress
>>63727775
He's a pompous asshole who clings to a false sense of virtue
>>63727547
Yep. Jeremy deserves to win.
All of the final four played a pretty good game, but Jeremy played the best game of everyone.
Plz let there be a surprise Survivor auction. Plz probst king, avatar of sheeva.
I dont think Jeremy is going to take Spencer to the final 3.
Just isnt going to happen
>>63727809
Which is really interesting. Not something to hate.
>>63727827
Agreed. Jeremy and Spencer played best and I hope it's one of them, but none of the choices here would be disappointments.
>>63727827
nah, spencer played a better game, but jeremy got the winners edit
spencer getting voted for here is a testament to how he played better
>>63727775
He's a shit player who cries like a baby and plays the "loyalty" card (as if that means anything in Survivor) whenever people don't line up to fall in front of him on his way to the win.
I hate players that act bitchy when they get blindsided. It's Survivor. What game did you think you were playing?
What are you guys take on Tashas game?
Wentworth, Spencer, and Jeremy are clearly the heavy hitters
>>63727829
There will be one. I can almost guarantee it.Go to CBS.com to bid on props from this season!
>>63727924
Least deserving of the four, but that's still pretty good in this group. Smart, tough player.
>>63727924
On a weaker season it would have stood out more, but against the other three she's the weakest player
Damn spencer, you are digging a fucking hole
>>63727924
I like Tasha but she hasn't done anything interesting this season. I kind of have residual hate for her not voting out the rice burner on her season.
>>63727924
Tasha shut down the Abi-Maria tornado. She even tamed it for a couple episodes. She deserves credit for that much, at least. Plus when she and Savage flipped a tribe, she helped her pedigree.
Spencer REALLY pushing this "I'll make sure Kelley wins" thing here. Might hurt him in front of the jury, if he gets there.
Not enough time for fire
why do they always show Kelley making meme-faces
>>63727924
She's been playing a great, under the radar game but won't win in the end especially on a season like this.
Congrats Jeremy
So Spencer made the final. But I think that how he did it is going to lose him at least a couple of potential votes.
Congrats, Jeremy.
>>63728059
Because she is a cunt
BOOT LIST BTFO
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Spencer just lost all his jury votes, but without that talk he would have been gone.
Jeremy is going to take it
>>63728094
>>63728094
The list had this final three
>>63728096
I don't know about that.
If Spencer threatened me to flip the jury against me to keep him in the game, I would actually vote him out and say good luck
8-2-0 Jeremy/Spencer/Tasha.
>>63728094
The boot list really only had Keith wrong
Everything else was spot on, dumbass.
>>63728094
This is exactly what the boot list said.
>>63728124
I thought it had memeworth in the final
>>63728167
And Fishback
Jeremy wins
>>63728144
And betray your friend in what is only an attempt to send him home? He could still win the fire making challenge and then you'd be mega fucked.
>>63728167
They fucked up the savage vote didn't they?
>>63727809
>>63727904
LIMP NOODLES
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hating andrew = wimpy non-leaders
>>63727775
I agree with you.
Spencer about to get cucked
>>63727890
>spencer played a better game
>didn't play idols
>didn't win challenges
>"mah social game"
>she just called everyone rats
Why did Reddit vote Tasha in?
>>63728274
He did, until about 10 minutes ago.
> Spencer is the only white person in the final 3
BLACKED
Damn, jeremy is looking ripped with his low body fat
how many times will Jeremy cry tonight?
hidden immunity idols ruined the game
>>63728340
Two. One during his opening speech, and once when he wins. There will be a near miss during the reunion show, but won't happen.
>>63728320
I never want to see this happen again, it's absolutely disgusting.
WENTWORTH IS CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!
>>63728167
No, it flipped Fischbach and Savage. That was the one error. Otherwise it was completely accurateassuming, of course, that Jeremy wins, Spence goes 2nd, and Tasha falls to 3rd
BASED SAVAGE
>>63728361
>No opening speech
Well, I'm already wrong.
>when i came into this game
>not saying it was a game move
>arrogance arrogance arrogance
>>63728366
I live in Seattle and hope to someday bump into her.
I'd pretend like I didn't recognize her from Survivor and then make her my wife, keeping that secret to my grave.
>savage calling others arrogant
STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
>strong independent woman
>>63728446
When you propose, say, "Will you be my sole survivor?"
she a strong independent woman
Dindu nuffin
Ciera lookin fine!
