HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWFUL
https://vidDOTme/wMPh
>>63719320
>take off the mask
>>63719320
>people will defend this
tomorrow will be a sweet day, all the denial. all demtears.
>>63719320
Mooom, look! Im acting!
>>63719320
IS HE FUCKING CRYING?!
What a pussy ass nigger. "Aboobooboo is too late"
>>63719320
Why is almost nobody shaming JJ for rehashing A New Hope? This is disgusting, they even throw Phasma into a garbage compactor.
>take off that mask
JEW JEW JUST MADE THE FIRE STRONGER, A NEW ERA OF BANEPOSTING HAS ARRIVED.
>Ren is looking slightly upwards to Rey
Literally lost because he didn't have the high ground
what a fucking scrub
>>63719423
i dont know how you can defend this, the dialogue is so fucking stilted. Boyega and Ridley look fucking retarded, han looks geriatric, and kylo looks and sounds so fucking lame
>>63719320
pathetic
>>63719320
>that pottery when han dies
>hand in the blue, kylo in the dark
BRAVO JJ!!
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>63719581
>implying he isn't going to spin
here the kylo/rey fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVeAZXVaCk
>>63719562
is Phasma confirmed dead? or is she potentially available for later?
Its obvious that Snoke is controlling him since theres a shift when some sort of smoke arrives in the scene
Smoke=Snoke
Potry
>>63719593
I meant people defending TFA. retard.
>I've seen two webms and some cellphone pictures of the movie
>it's shit!
damn you guys are sad.
>>63719562
This.
Just saw it, pissed me off.
>>63719320
I'm not joining the bandwagon.
The more I see of Kylo the more I like the character.
I like that scene.
It's turning out to be better than I expected.
Except for hating shills (understandable) and sjw pandering shits, I honestly dont get the hate for this movie. It's just another star wars as shitty as the rest.
>>63719653
>all of Daisy's gasps and small yelps
sexy, like women's tennis
pity it obviously fucking sucks as, you know, a fight scene
>>63719653
At least it isn't overly choreographed nonsense like the prequels
>>63719673
im agreeing with you, you fucking autist
>>63719683
watch the fucking link
>>63719653
JJ is aping the last battle between Luke and Vader in Jedi so blatantly
Holy shit, this is plane scene/prequel-tier, the shitposting will be glorious.
>>63719716
I agree, I thought it was pretty well executed.
>>63719716
I can already tell you'll be the one of the first ones parroting people in a few years when they start calling this movie shit just like the prequels
Be less transparent
>>63719716
don't worry I'm sure Disney will find something plausible for you to base your shilling on
>>63719320
Is that McLovin?
>>63719727
uwotm8?
the prequels looked great dont care what you say and the whole point of light sbers is to fuckign spin them around, if you're literally going to pretend there's weight to them carry fuckign real swords
Ausfag here, I've seen the movie. Kylo killing Han was a great scene. The saber fight went from good to bad, though.
Kylo is beating Rey and tries to get her to join him as his apprentice. He mentions the force to her during this speech. When this happens Rey says 'The force!', closes her eyes for a few seconds and is suddenly a great saber duelist.
>>63719767
people aren't waiting a few years to call TFA shit, though
What expression is Kylo conveying here? I thought he was the antagonist - why does he look like a dope who just pissed his pants.
>>63719716
I completely agree. I'm not a Star Wars fanboy at all, they're all blah to me, but I'm getting more interested by these leaks.
>A NEW HOPE REHASH
Ok. I'm fine with that.
>KYLO REN IS A WHINY BITCH
I'm fine with that. I'll actually hate him.
>NEW HOPE BUT WITH BETTER FX
Sounds like a fun time. Star Wars was never some deep emotional movie to me, so I don't care.
>>63719798
watch the link, it gets even worse
>>63719683
Just came back from it.
First half was okay but then it's really rehashing and making ebin nostalgia jokes. Phasma gets killed off-screen and her whole role is minute, Poe has the least screen time of the new cast, andthey have a new death star that gets destroyed.
It's just lazy.
>>63719798
He just killed his dad and is all conflicted
>>63719728
I don't need to watch the link because I watched the whole fucking movie earlier in the theaters.
>>63719742
it's really not, but keep on clinging to /tv/ memes. I doubt you have the capacity to write anything else.
its literally prequels: part 2
>>63719798
He is a lot like Anakin pre-Vader suit. Powerful but pathetic
>>63719816
>Phasma gets killed off-screen
>killed
>off-screen
Sure thing
>critics too afraid to give this a bad review to upset the fanboys
>it-it is basically a lazy rehash of a new hope b-but it's good, ...honest! FRESH!
wait till the masses see this shit
>>63719728
>im agreeing with you, you fucking autist
ok, idiot.
>>63719798
Kylo might be the creation of a Disney executive who wanted the new movie to have a conflicted bad guy. that's why his behavior is contradictory and emo. they don't get that a conflicted bad guy has to retain the sympathy of the audience, not just behave like an asshat.
>>63719767
>>63719768
You're just creating boogeymen.
I expected it to be prequel tier but it's better executed than I thought.
That scene goes pretty well for Star Wars.
I also find ridiculous how people are shitting on this mediocre film pretending Star Wars deserves better or was any good in the first place.
I obviously dont like the blatant copy of A New Hope, but this scene in particular I think it's very well executed and even better than the shitty "duel of the fates" with Anakin and Obi Wan
>>63719320
How do you fuck up raising your kid this badly? lmao
>white men
>>63719793
On here and maybe some reviewers. It will take time for social media memes to pick up on this
>>63719809
it's your money your wasting, dude. why do you have to tell everyone about how unique you are anyway?
>>63719864
this, tomorrow is going to be a great day.
>>63719798
It might be because Chewbacca blew his guts out of his ass after he killed Han. Might make a bloke feel a little uncomfortable.
Kylo does some weird shit to his stomach throughout this fight that looks like he was trying to heal himself or something, i dno I was kinda drunk but the whole fight is very odd and he gets wrecked by Rey somehow it was dumb af
GOOD JOB JJ ABRAMS
GOOD JOB
>>63719663
It's not shown so she could be alive, but who cares, she literally has 3 lines in the movie
>>63719872
I don't understand how anyone can sympathies with Kylo "Ben" after he murders an entire village for no reason and generally acts like whiny douche throughout the movie.
>>63719859
Happens twice though, they can't portray her as some big hot-shot but having her fly into a rock and dumping her into a disposal bin and still let her live, makes her a cartoon character.
>>63719940
He was trying to get some feeling back in the side of his body that got hit.
>>63719864
Best part is the movie is not for fanboys, they remade one of the best movies of the saga and shat on the lore, it's honestly like Star Wars capeshit, a movie for the milennial nerds.
It will be an interesting shift in a couple of days when the americans on /tv/, the ones shitposting right now, get to see the movie. Every scene Kylo is in was good, and he managed to convey conflicting feelings in a way every fan wanted Anakin to do in the prequels.
>>63719971
She'll be a robot with multiple bodies
>>63719940
>he gets wrecked by Rey
What the fuck? That'd be like Luke wrecking Vader in A New Hope.
Part of what made Star Wars work is that Vader is this mysterious, implacable, dominating figure. This Kylo fellow seems more and more like the Star Wars equivalent of Shadow the Hedgehog.
LITERALLY A GLIB FACSIMILE
>>63719320
Is it really that awful or are you just looking for any small thing to throw a tantrum over because baby didn't get his way?
>>63719320
>Han doesn't turn into a pile of clothes
Do they even poetry?
>>63719320
Be wary if you guys click on the link, it fucks with my computer each time I try to open it.
>>63719874
you're just showing you can't see subtext when you watch a film. a movie that is made like this betrays complete contempt for its audience. they think you are a little clown for paying to see their film.
the prequels were bad but far too misguided to be the product of cold calculation. there were fresh ideas and designs and each movie tried a different kind of story. this has none of that.
>Lucas is gone
>Writing/directing is still utter shit tier
Why can't someone just save Star Wars already?
>>63719908
>money
Haha I mean I'm gonna watch it on HBO when it comes out on TV. Before I didn't give two shits.
>TAKE OFF THAT MASK YOU DONT NEED IT
>WHAT WILL YOU SEE IF I DO TAKE IT OFF
>THE FACE OF MY SON
>YOUR SON IS GONE
shit this is bad
>>63719883
>niggers raising their kids
>>63719408
>if you pull that off, will I die?
MOM I'M TORN
>>63720026
Yeah the guy is Snoke's butt-buddy on the 3rd death star but he's weak as shit.
Rey almost kills him without any jedi training.
The movie is so in your face about Rey is gonna be the strongest Force user ever it's ridiculius.
>>63719986
Yeah I think the complaints will switch to Rey once more people see the movie
>>63720086
this is worse than the prequels honestly
>>63720058
Fuck, whenever I see pics like this I always just get a feeling of glory and nostalgia for the OT. What a great pair of movies 4 and 5 were. They're just so whimsical and amazing.
Nothing will ever compare. We can't go back. To try is just a folly.
>>63720026
even the people claiming Kylo's character works are missing something huge: by making him both contemptible AND a shitty Jedi, the movie ruins him for the future movies.
what are they going to do with his character now? Rey can beat him so he's not an effective villain. he killed Han, so he can't do a Zuko and plausibly join the Rebellion. his character has no remaining potential.
>>63720069
kek disney damage control in full force
>>63720132
Is Kylo gay?
>>63719320
Driver doesn't look terrible when he's clean shaven and not rocking those pubes.
>gets pathetically BTFO by some angsty autist with daddy issues
>needs a stronk independent white woman to save him
racist tbqh
>>63720086
>WHAT WILL I SEE IF YOU DO TAKE IT OFF
>IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>YOU ARE MY SON
>FOR YOU
>>63720026
what are you talking about? Rey manages to hurt Kylo because he had just been gutshotted by a powerful crossbow-firing-laser type weapon, a weapon that killed 5 people in one blast in a previous scene. He could barely stand or walk without gushing out blood, so of course a force sensitive character is able to fight back. She gets in two hits on him.
geez, can you people at least watch the fucking movie before starting to trash it. It has flaws, but Kylo and Rey was not one of them.
>>63719727
Go fucking kill yourself, the duels in the OT was pathetic, the choreography was terrible.
The fights in the prequels did have some unecessary spinning at parts but they were a great spectacle.
>>63720161
imagine if Alec Guinness was alive and saw all this shit
>>63720157
I don't wanna sound like the "I told you so" guy, especially when I haven't seen it yet, but she was never really selling it to me in the trailers. Driver we never saw and I found Boyega fine
>>63720171
Na, Kylo visibly kills Han but the website forced my computer to restart.
>>63720130
You know, I hate Adam Driver's face so fucking much. His face looks like a wax figure that got too hot and started drooping down, and then got solid again.
>>63720083
okay that is more the level of respect it deserves.
>>63720026
he also takes way too long to disarm Finn considering he was meant to be trained by a jedi master. The main thing though is Rey, she's like a force savant that learns how to dominate people's minds after trying it a few times despite learning that the force is real a few days earlier. It's fanfiction.net tier.
>>63720217
lol
OUTER
>>63720170
>he killed Han, so he can't do a Zuko and plausibly join the Rebellion
His mom is still alive
>>63720170
snokes probably going to power him up, when he kills han you see the clouds darken. snoke seems like hes dark side incarnate and influences kylo to kill him since kylo was breaking down. pretty much battle meditation
How much money is Disney going to have to recoup at the box office for all the money they paid off critics and shills?
>>63719642
More like
>the sun dies
>so does the light in Kylo
>>63720200
Alec Guinness has force-possessed Harrison. That's why he hates Solo now and dies on the first film as the old mentor.
>>63719883
Han must have touched his willy or something
I want Kylo ren to get a qt non-force sensitive waifu.
>DUDE ITS NOT A REHASH! THERE IS NO TRENCH RUN!! IZ JUST A WALLL
Where are the shills now?
he looks like bruce jenner
wtf
>>63719737
I can tell JJ's one of those Star Wars memers who cries about how great that fight was because >muh emotion as an excuse for terrible fighting.
>>63720079
>Getting this assmad for a kids movie
You are the problem, not the film, you fucking manchild.
There's more life outside Star Wars. It'd be as easy as not watching it
>>63720252
They expect to get back around $3000000000.
>>63720199
this
fucking faggots
>>63720170
they can make him reck rey's shit next movie by overpowering her with some dark side only powers
>>63720170
At the end snoke said he's ready for real training
>>63720069
thats just you mate. I've watched the scene twice and it plays just fine
So, Han actuallydiesand the movie is really overhyped?
>>63720130
Did they try to fix his face with CG? lmao
>>63719320
Wow, shit acting AND shit camerawork. This flick has it all!
>j-just turn of your brain!!!
>it has some bad parts, but it's star wars!!!
>a-atleast it's better than the prequels
Holy fuck this is shaping up to be a monumental disaster.
>>63720198
Yeah I haven't seen the movie but if Kylo has actual training he should have been able to disarm Rey or choke her or something.
>>63720304
That's fucking stupid. It'd be like Palpatine walking up to Darth Maul's torso and saying the same thing.
>>63720252
>a gigantic payoff conspiracy makes more sense then a bunch of people enjoying a movie
so they made an even bigger death star that destroys more than one planet
what's next?
>>63720251
that sounds a lot like something they'd do, but it's anime-tier and awful. it doesn't make Kylo his own character it ruins him further by making him a sock puppet.
>>63720329
Why does he wear the tie?
>>63720352
Nice reading comp
>>63720352
Have you read the reviews, low IQ /co/ buff?
>>63720058
Neither did Quigon
ITT:
>People that haven't seen the movie and shitposts due to some spoilers
>People that shout memes
I guess we will have to wait a few days til the anons who are avoiding 4chan and who have actually seen the movie posts. I knew walking out from the cinema that people here would shitpost about things like usual.
>that fucking pacing going from the death scene to a chaotic shootout
Wow. Acting is awful too.
>>63719320
lol chewie nailed that little faggot
based wookiee
>>63720358
Death Galaxy.
But apparently the rebellion is already inside one of the planets during construction and bombs it
Screencap this
>>63720423
hello reddit
>>63719670
I saw that too. And Leia is force aware of what happened. A lot of reviewers have mentioned a lack of mythology in this one, but those 2 minutes were all force. Ren asking for help looks like he needs the conflict of contact with dad's hands to fuel up his strength to push the button. With Snoke's presence as an added boost.
>>63720423
If you post it more and more people will believe you, outsider
>>63719849
He's basically Anakin as he should've been written and acted in the prequels.
Kylo is pretty based
>>63719969Ben ?!
>>63719320
So to people who have seen it, exactly how does Kylo defeat finn? I have read its a quick battle, and that he goes into a coma, but what the fuck does kylo do to put him in a coma? Trauma from losing a limb? Some force power?
How old are Kylo and Rey supposed to be?
>>63720200
Alec Guiness never gave a fuck about Star Wars.
He was in fucking Lawrence of A-fucking-rabia.
>>63720315
the movie is good but has a lot of dumb shit in it, I'm looking forward to browsing /tv/ as more people see it. For one thing Snoke is a hologram but the hologram is HUUUUUGE like he's trying to overcompensate, that was the funniest part about this movie for me.
They should have used the real sequels long ago. How sad.
>>63720442
Hello 12 year old.
>>63720452
Well watching the movie and liking it sure beats sitting here and shitposting about some spoiler scene taken out of context. Some exaggerate too and shitposts just to shitpost. It sure must sucks for you guys knowing majority of people that have seen it loved the movie. But i guess we are all wrong and you right.
>>63720383
Yea thats why theyll somehow cut kylo off from snoke to redeem him and then kylo and rey will kill him together. Or luke dies and becomes the light side incarnate and powers up kylo and rey so they can kill snoke. OR VADER actually powers them up, shit i think thats going to happen, kylo gets to meet force ghost anakin who gets him away from the dark side and imbues him with the lightside
>>63720423
Nigga you haven't even seen the movie or read this thread.
Most of the stuff here is correct.
Having Kylo getting beating up as a bitch by someone who had no training is bullshit, especially considering how he's supposedly so strong that he can hold a plasma blast at one point for over minutes.
>>63719969
hes a puppet of snokes, i think snokes controlling him through the dark side. han says it and when kylo whacks him you see the sky darken unnaturally
>>63719320
>out in the winter cold
>panting heavily
>not a single breath seen
Fucking horrible.
>>63719320
This is even worse than I thought t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
BEN SOLO WAS DEAD
FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW
POTTERY
Hey is there any chance you guys can fuck off of /v/?
>>63720520
people also like fury road
>>63719849
Anakin would have destroyed him tbf
>>63720561
I have seen the movie and thus i know exactly why she beat him. You would too if you actually watched it, instead of some spoiler scene.
>>63720520
There are a few more threads against this movie you desperately want part of your "nerd identity" you need to post your little pasta in still my friend
>>63720322
>poor bootleg
>shit camerawork
/tv/, everyone
>>63720516
It was during a time where milking a franchise wasn't a thing and they actually just let things end.
>>63720477Finn manages to cut him a bit, Kylo loses his shit and disarms him in a second and then force throws him against a tree and he loses consicousness
>>63720561
Exactly, and fuck this 'instant mastering of the Force', no one can grab a lightsaber without being sensitized to it ... Fucking politically correct J.J Abrams
>>63720607
Go watch the movie then get back to me.
>>63720520
Would the context improve the shit acting?
>>63720561
She obviously has had training at the academy though. Doesnt make it much better, not sure why JJ felt that Kylo v Rey needed a definitive ending
is snooky voiced by max von sydow?
>>63720329
For youLiterally, because it's nowhere near as bad as /tv/ desperately wishes it would be
>>63720594
I just came fucking back from the movie you idiot. I know fucking Chewie shot him. But he's so weak against both Finn and Rey, it's lazy as shit.
>>63720622
Tbh senpai the entire scene is a jumbled mess, the design is all over the place and everything is so spread out it looks strange
>>63720282
>There's more life outside Star Wars. It'd be as easy as not watching it
perhaps you should start by not posting about it.
>>63720657
Negative, Sydow is at the start of the movie, he gives a piece of a star map to Poe
>>63719320
Snape?
>couldve had Katarn movies
>We get this pc remake crap instead.
>>63720622
>>shit camerawork
you just need to look at who is directing and the DOP for that though 2bh
>>63720629
>Not milking the franchise dry
You do realize that is exactly what the EU is, right?
It just moved from bloating the book market with shit, destroying literature, to bloating the movie market, likely destroying it soon enough.
>>63720477
He slashes his back.
>>63720447
Yeah, plus the sorta poetic thing with the pale, blue light of the dying sun on his right eventually disappearing, leaving his face in nothing but darkness and red light was really cool imo
>>63720622
You can still plainly see the choice of shot, retard.
>>63720282
except this movie wasnt designed for kids
almost the entire final 2/3rds is popping nostalgia jokes to appeal to faggots who watched the old ones
>>63719816
Is it true that it destroys Coruscant? At least tell me if the weapon firing is sweet?
>>63720693
oh great, the good guys are going to find the star forge and retcon KOTOR so they can beat le evil snoke
Alright faggots, too much misinformation here from people that's basing their posts on two or three shitty webms and some cellphone pictures.
1. Kylo is gutshotted prior to fighting Rey and Finn. Gutshotted by a weapon that killed 4 or 5 stormtroopers in one blast in a prior scene.
2. Kylo force throws Rey and knock her unconscious at the beginning of the fight and take on Finn
3. Finn gets in ONE hit on Kylo, barely hurting him, before Kylo almost kills him (he's still in a coma at the end of the movie)
4. Rey had her force awoken earlier in the movie by touching Luke's lightsaber, so she's able to do a simple mind trick on a stormtrooper
5. She's starting to remember her force training in the fight with Kylo and she manages to hurt him in the fight by getting in two hits.
6. Kylo yells "traitor!" at Rey, implying they are both former pupil's at the Jedi Academy that he massacred 20 years earlier, resulting in Luke abandoning Rey and going into exile (as seen in the flashbacks)
7. It's also implied that they are related.
8. Also worth noting is that Kylo is incredibly conflicted while fighting Rey and Finn at the end because he had just taken his last step into the dark side by killing his own father.
Personal opinion: the bridge scene was genuinely well done and Adam's performance throughout the movie was equally well done. Anakin was butchered by Hayden's dry performance, Adam's Kylo was not.
the weakest character in the movie for me was Leia - Carrie struggled with her performance.
>>63720678
Just watched his father die, got hit by Chewie, got hit by the saber several times, was in an enormous emotional mood, and fought against a extremely powerful force user that also happens to also be a family of his. Gee, i wonder why he would loose.
>>63720693
cheers pal
>>63720656
What academy? She doesn't even know if the Force exists, let along what it feels like. It's hamfisted
>>63720130
>>63720734
Star Map lead to Luke. I made that connection too though
>>63720705
>wanting a movie about le stormtrooper, jedi badboy who is not han solo and can also use the dark side of the force because he's just that cool
Game MCs should never get a movie because 9/10 they're just ultimate badasses who are the strongest just because
>>63720199
I hope this is b8
>>63720736
Don't bother anon. We are only a few people that have actually seen the movie, while the rest shitpost just because other do it, and watching webms and cellphone clips. It's a losing battle trying to talk with people like this.
>63719653
While everyone is crying about most of the footage (rightfuly so) I think that fight actually looks good. This kind of choreography I was expecting.
>>63720736
>Rey had her force awoken
laughing at you fucking patricians
so ungrateful after the shitheap that the prequels were. this is the first star wars movie we've seen in ten years and you guys are already bashing it after watching three minutes of it, never change /tv/
>>63720754
She does, but you would know this if you had watched the movie.
>>63720193
This and Lupita's charcter being cut down should be used as some anti star wars campaigning just to see BLM niggers going after Star Wars fags
>>63719787
>When this happens Rey says 'The force!', closes her eyes for a few seconds and is suddenly a great saber duelist.
Starcucks on suicide watch
Abramswars BTFO
So where are the redditors who said yesterday this trash would crush the box office?
>>63720705
>no C'Baoth
>no Mitth'raw'nuruodo
>just this lazy rehash
Fuck it all.
>>63720782
Calm down, reddit
man you guys are desperate for this to be bad, this really is /v/
>>63720080
>Why can't someone just save Star Wars already?
It wouldnt even be that hard.
You would just have to take the basic plot points of KOTOR I and II and make it into a well directed and produced movie
>literally this generation avatar
Fucking pathetic fake fans defending this trash remake
Go back to upvote city or facebook you disgusting popnerds
>>63720754
Luke's. The prevailing theory is that she was the sole survivor of the student massacre and Luke wiped her mind to protect her before going into exile.
>>63720737
>watched his father die
He killed him, letting the dark side getting more control over him. Even with the wounding doesn't make the lazy writing of Finn and Rey being capable lightsaber fighter against a fucking Dark Side incarnate protege.
>>63720773
thank god. last thing star wars needs is to rape KOTOR further
>>63720736
>implied they are related
How? What do they say?
>i feel like my force has.. awoken
>>63720832
It's called watching the movie, a concept you wouldn't know about. Go back to shitposting about a cellphone webm.
>>63719320
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWFUL
One shitty webm and it's enough for me to confirm this is the best SW fight since ROTJ
>>63720811
>le it's Star Wars so I have to eat it up
good goy
>>63720720
And dad's body falling into a growing white light, implying some sort of heavenly departure.
I could not make out the word or two that Kylo spoke at the last moment before the fall into the pit. "Demon" or something? The music was too loud and the quality of the bootleg fair at best.
"Redeemed?"
>>63719320
IS HE THE SAME PERSON?
>>63720825
Just because a few contrarians won't see it doesn't mean the general public won't.
>>63720875
the real awful is in the link
>>63720854
Exactly why he was even more of an emotional wreck. Finn got his shit shrekt too. You have to understand this wasn't a trained force user. Disliking a movie is fucking fine, but for the love of all that is holy. Watch the movie and then form an opinion, don't watch a 2 minute low quality clip and judge everything based on it.
>>63719320
I saw it. I wasn't even one of the autists who was hoping it would be bad so there would be memes. But it was bad. It was real bad. Everything was shot nicely, everything looked like Star Wars but the story is a beat for beat copy of the original movie. Kylo Ren is a disaster, in fact all of the villains are pretty tame. It's like they didn't want to scare kids or something. Hans death is melodramatic for no reason. Ridley did a good job with the lines she was given but like Anakin in the prequels, some of the dialogue was so cheesy there was nothing she could have done really. Finn is actually the best thing about the movie, but only because he's the funniest. The comic relief is good but when JJ tries to make a drama scene he assumes everything has to be fucking pantomime. Pure theatrical nonsense from the characters in most scenes. I can't tell if it's Harrison or the writing but it doesn't even feel like Han Solo is in the movie. It feels like someone who looks like an old Han Solo has shown up but he acts nothing like him. Also Luke looks stupid. For some reason they went with the prequel mentality which is that the Jedi dress like moisture farmers. He wears a hooded cape for no reason.
I can't believe it...I really thought it would be decent.
STOP CRITICIZING MY FAVORITE NEW MOVIE I HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE BECAUSE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK THINK I'M A NERD YOU FUCKING CELLPHONE CLIP WATCHERS;___;
>>63720871
Watched with my gf, even here thought the movie was shit. Back to reddit
>>63720736
>4. Rey had her force awoken earlier in the movie by touching Luke's lightsaber
>>63720811
>>63720884
you haven't seen it yet though, that's my point. just because three minutes were shitty doesn't mean the whole movie will be, good goy
>Rey had a force mindwipe on her
???
>>63720928
And you are in the extreme minority then.
>>63720913
YOU DENSE FUCKING NIGGER
I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE MOVIE PAYED 11 EUROS FOR THIS TRIPE
>>63720928
her*
>>63720195
Poetry
>>63720736
>8. Also worth noting is that Kylo is incredibly conflicted while fighting Rey and Finn at the end because he had just taken his last step into the dark side by killing his own father.
you do understand why this is stupid, right?
>>63720859
Kylo is the son of Han and Leia, Leia is Luke's sister and Luke might be Rey's father that abandoned her after the jedi academy slaughter. There's a flashback and a scene where she touches Luke's lightsaber that implies family relations.
>>63720966
she*
>>63720948
We Kotor now
Inb4 she gets a yellow double bladed lightsaber
>>63720918
STOP LIKING A MOVIE, I NEED TO CONTINUE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE OTHER ANONS DO IT TOO AND I AM SO COOL
>>63720960
Well then use your goddamn brain and you'd figure shit out
>>63720811
Why the fuck would I watch anything from that kike J.J.? Did you forget how he's handling Star Trek?
TFA is terrible even if I didn't see it. The franchise should have just ended even without the prequels.
>>63720918
STOP LIKING MY LEAST FAVORITE NEW MOVIE I HAVE TO PRETEND TO HATE BECAUSE PEOPLE ON /tv/ THINK I'M A PATRICIAN YOU FUCKING CINEMA GOING WATCHERS;___;
>>63720157
>implying Diet-/pol/ (i.e. /tv/) will ever let go of Boyooga
So what does the main boss look like?
>>63720736
>5. She's starting to remember her force training in the fight with Kylo and she manages to hurt him in the fight by getting in two hits.
>6. Kylo yells "traitor!" at Rey, implying they are both former pupil's at the Jedi Academy that he massacred 20 years earlier, resulting in Luke abandoning Rey and going into exile (as seen in the flashbacks)
i'll accept it
>>63720981
thanks m8
>>63720948
Fake. It was just repressed childhood memories and living in denial.
i wish one of the spin off films was thrawn and pellaeon on a star destroyer out in wild space hunting a rebel cruiser. so practically master and commander but star wars. all the while giving snippets of life on a star destroyer far way from home.
>>63720971
this. why is he so conflicted? his conflict shouldve ended with killing han, that should have been his full immersion into the darkside. what does he have to do to be full darkside? kill some children like his grandpappy? nuke megaton?
>>63720423
Have you watched any of the leaked scenes?
The acting is fucking dreadful, especially from Harrison Ford who is clearly there for a paycheck
Daisy Ridley can't emote worth a shit
Its a rehash of A New Hope, they even throw Captain Phasma into a garbage compactor
Luke shows up for literally 5 seconds
Honestly the only ones who appear to do a good job are Adam Driver and Andy Serkis
Adam Driver actually looks conflicted in parts, he really sells the part
Andy Serkis brings an otherwise bland Snoke to life purely by movement and voice alone
What CGI there is looks fine
You made a thread about taking pride in how critics have formed your opinion for you. You're going to walk out of the theater and parrot whatever you read regardless of how bad it was. So unless you have actually seen it (or parts of it) like the rest of us have, you are the shitposter. Not us.
>>63720843
what is this glib facsimile meme
i dont frequent /tv/
im here cuz star wars
>>63720026
They fucked up all the seemingly good characters hard this movie
Kylo is a whiny loser who somehow isn't dark side enough to beat Rey even though they are both technically skywalkers
Han is like fuck my kid is evil oh well better try and save him
Finn is like white bitch is hot
Maz was almost a parody in this movie
>>63720825
it will make a lot of money, no one is claiming it won't.
but I can't imagine anyone is going to want to watch it 5+ times at the cinema like they did Avatar or the original Star Wars.
>>63721000
That magazine going around was accurate. Pale skin, bald, caved in parts of his face.
>>63720193
Also a WHITE Stormtrooper calls him a TRAITOR and uses an electric POLICE BATON to beat him into the ground.
>>63720641Hol' up, Kylo straight up slices Finn's back, he force pushes Rey against the tree before the fight forcing Finn in the lightsaber fight
>>63720973
So who is Rey's mom?
>>63719562
>they even throw Phasma into a garbage compactor
Why did they kill her in such an evil way?
>63720811
>this is the first star wars movie we've seen in ten years and you guys are already bashing it after watching three minutes of it
>after watching three minutes of it
get a load of this cunt.
The movie is good but Kylo vs Finn and Rey was the dumbest shit.
>it's a /tv/ acts like a bunch of cackling autistic 13 year olds episode
Worse than /v/
>>63720251
the sky darkened cause the starkiller death star sucked up the sun, retard
>>63721035
I watched the movie actually thus i know what i'm talking about unlike majority of the posters here. I, my friends, and majority everywhere loved the movie. And Luke only showing up at the ending i think was perfect.
So, what happened to the Knights of Ren?
I thought they would be the women baiting characters of the movie.
Please tell me this isn't real.
>>63721035
>The acting is fucking dreadful, especially from Harrison Ford who is clearly there for a paycheck
>every single review notes Han Solo as a high point
>Luke shows up for literally 5 seconds
>giving him his own two movies is a bad thing
How could they name the villain snoke?
How?
Who thought it was a good idea??
>>63721000
20 foot gollum with Smaug's voice
239 / 24 / 103 / 1
>>63721104
literally 100% accurate lol
so if they movie didn't have Star Wars in the title, how good/bad would it be?
>>63721082
>its a butthurt retard tries to sound smart by going against the grain episode
>>63720736
Rey was a fucking tiny child when she was dropped on Jakku, there's no way she learned Mind Trick and Force Move by then.
Also, Kylo shouts TRAITOR at Finn, not Rey.
>>63721104
search your feelings you know it to be true.
>>63721057
we don't know. Next movie will probably be more lore-based than pure action. Snoke training Kylo, Luke training Rey.
>>63720736
>5. She's starting to remember her force training in the fight with Kylo and she manages to hurt him in the fight by getting in two hits.
She has no training, she only remembered that the force can guide her because the old lady told her in the movie.
>6. Kylo yells "traitor!" at Rey, implying they are both former pupil's at the Jedi Academy that he massacred 20 years earlier, resulting in Luke abandoning Rey and going into exile (as seen in the flashbacks)
Masterful bait. He's talking to Finn, several stormtroopers also call him a traitor during the movie.
>>63721104
It is.
So Kylo chops off Rey's hand next movie?
>>63719320
is there already a cam version holy shit
>>63721082
like you're any better, kiddo
>>63721094
You don't see anything remotely symbolic about evil sucking light out of the solar system at the moment Han Solo dies?
Really?
