>You are a five to ten year old boy playing Star Wars with your friends
>You can play as:
>The girl mary sue
>the faggoty villain who gets beat up by a girl
>the girl's nigger sidekick with no force powers
which do you choose?
Snoke
>>63709256
Phasma Fett
>>63709256
I play as the cool old guy who gets killed by his son.
>>63709256
Get bored and become interested in the original series but that wont happen kids dont care they will grow up to be brain washed cvcks.
Sheev
The jewish pilot
>>63709256
you forgot the cuckball
>>63709256
Kylo Cuck
>>63709256
Ginger Hitler
I play as Mark Hamill and run around doing jazz hands, pointing, and yelling UNJUST! UNJUST!
>>63709256
i grow my hair long and beat off furiously to the sith version of mein kampf
I'll go full sjw here for a second:
Ask this question about literally 99% of American movies ever made to anyone other than a white male.
Anakin Skywalker and then I kill all the younglings by sucking their dicks :3c
>>63709256
>SJWs accidentally raise a new generation of Nazis by forcing them to only be able to identify with the bad guys
>>63709256
5 to 10 years old boys would continue watching minecraft letsplays and unboxings I guess
Brienne of Chrome
>>63709430
they can always get back to africa or china no one holds them in merrica
>>63709380
He was a wog wasn't he?
oscar isaac
>>63709520
Spic if we're getting technical
>>63709520
a what?
>>63709514
But I thought Jews control Hollywood? Should the Jews all go back to Israel and then there's no more movies at all?
>>63709256
>>63709593
definitely
and make movies about getting stabbed
>>63709593
white people love jews in hollywood, you only start hating them when they think your ideas are shit and stop your career. it's perfect harmony most times
old man han solo
>>63709621
>with a cactus
literally tumblr
>>63709256
Why are americucks so insecure? You guys are all about whit supremacy but still get mad about a black, a jew or a woman. America land of the free? More like: Land of the pussies.
I'm the faggot who picks snowspeeder and runs around whipping the other kids with a jumprope
>>63709621
>>63709702
G L I B
>>63709573
a wog. its a brit slang
word for nigger i think
>you are an 18 to 25 year old man watching a torrent of Star Wars alone in your room
>You can fap to:
>the plain-faced jewess
>Brienne of Tarth
>"General" Leia
>>63709430
the race of the boy wasn't specified in the question, retard
we aren't asking it for girls because girls don't like playing star wars, they like playing girly shit like frozen
Based Luke. He's literally the only good thing that happened in the movie.
Finn was the only decent main character
>>63709781
>implying I don't have a drive full of sets from "all over 30"
Leia
>>63709593
>>63709781
Oscar Isaac
>>63709256
>that lightsaber
crossguard confirmed
exhaust vent fags BTFO
>>63709892
>You are a five to ten year old boy playing Star Wars with your friends
Is there a phone app or something?
>>63709256
>>You are a five to ten year old boy playing Star Wars with your friends
lmao kids don't do that anymore
none of them play pretend
if they are going to play star wars, that means they're going to hop on their PS4 to play battlefront
kids don't do this dumb shit you did as a kid, they have much, much better toys now
>>63709856
Tori is the best All Over 30 model and I dare you to refute this
Why is Hux's hat so stupid? He looks like he's from Fargo
>>63709430
America was made by and for white people.
Everybody else can make their own shit.
>>63710028
I can't she's my absolute favorite and I wish she'd do more stuff
>>63710268
Do you have all of her stuff? I swear I watched some solo vids featuring her years ago, but they weren't on the site the last time I had a chance to look.
>>63709256
All the kids have Kylo Ren and Chewbacca figures I haven't seen any with the nig or the girl.
>mfw fucking CHEWBACCA is more popular than the main characters
>>63710099
>America was made by [...] white people.
The native americans, chinese, and blacks would take issue with that.
>America was made [...] for white people.
The hundred different ethnicities that have been slammed together into the cultureless, heritageless mess that is the "white race" would take issue with that.
>>63710605
>native americans
Didn't do shit but give us corn and get killed
>Chinese
Didn't start coming in high numbers until much, much later, but hey I guess opium dens at the turn of the 20th century were an integral part of the country's founding.
>blacks
Picked cotton for clothing, awesome
>>63710717
>implying slaves being an inexpensive workforce isn't the main thing that made the USA possible to devlop in the first place
