OK, /tv/. There's apparently spoilers all around from people who have actually seen it, or from sources who know someone who has seen it.
Those who know, what I want you to do is to SPOIL THIS SHIT for me right now!
>>63707479
That look...you just know.
Han Solo dies.
>>63707528
I figured that. Luke kills him??
>>63707587
kylo ren, his son
>>63707624
Cool. How does Luke play into all of this?
>>63707671
He doesn't. He's in the movie for 30 seconds at the end and doesn't say a fucking thing.
Here's the Conversion between Han and Kylo at the climax of the film.
Han: Ben!
Ren(masked voice): Han Solo. I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
[long pause]
Han: Take off that mask, you dont need it
Ren(masked voice): What do you think you'll see if I do?
Han: The face of my son
[Mechanical noises]
Ren (normal voice): Your son, he's gone, he was weak and foolish like his Father, So I destroyed him.
Han: That's what Snoke wants you to believe. But its not true. My son is Alive.
Ren (normal voice): No. The Supreme Leader is wise.
Han: Snoke is using you for your power, when he gets what he wants he'll crush you. You know it's true.
Ren (normal voice): Its too late.
Han: No its not, leave her with me, come home. We miss you.
Ren (normal voice): I'm being torn about, I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?
Han: Yes, anything.
[mechanical noise followed by saber igniting.]
Chewbacca: Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!
Rey: No!
>>63707764
gay
>>63707764
bravo abrams. you made the prequel dialogue look good.
>>63707764
>Mechanical noises
Whats that about?
>>63707523
In all honesty I would still fuck Carrie Fischer.
If only to remember past times.
To those who have seen it: How is Williams' score?
Is there a new emblematic theme like Duel of Fates?
Say what you will about the prequels but the music was god tier
>>63707764
JUST ROTATE MY SHIT UP
>>63707914
Sounds like he's taking off his helmet maybe unlatching something.
Here's a huge star wars spoiler
>>63707764
>YOU ARE TEARING ME APART HAN
Please don't be real
I spliced the video and audio together and made this:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450281632521.webm
Kylo ren is the son of Han and Leia
>>63707984
kek m8
Rey is Luke daughter, Luke is disapear after one of his Jedi student kill all the others student because he felt guilty and he is searching an old jedi temple.
Luke appear only 2 minutes in the movie
>>63708119
Source on the video clip? All I've seen was the audio
>>63707764
hahahahahahahaaha what a fitting end to a loved hero
gj JJ you really are shit.
>>63707947
I came out of the cinema 2 hours ago.
I don't remember the score at all.
>>63708119
And they want to tell me this coudlnt have been done without make-up?
..
>>63708254
It was from a deleted comment on the other thread.
>>63708119
This tops every scene from the prequels.
>>63707764
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Anyone who saw Star Trek (2009) could have seen this coming from a mile away. That movie clearly aped the plot and cinematography from A New Hope and this film is just attempt #2 but now with the actual Star Wars license instead of awkwardly using Star Trek's franchise
>>63707764
You forgot Ren thanking Han, didn't he?
Also how the fuck do everyone know who Snoke is? Who the fuck is he?
>>63708366
See >>63708250
I think Snoke is nothing like Palpatine who was a mystery - this one is more like Stalin or Kim Jong-un figure I guess - the only explanation why everyone knows his name.
>>63708119
I think it would be much better without stupid close shots of Snoke. He looks CGI even if he's not.
>>63708453
He looks kinda stupid imo. The hologram fade out gives the best impression of his features.
>>63708288
nope. Andy serkis looks nothing like that.
>underrated comment
planetary destruction, funky space flying, winter planet, precarious catwalks on planet destroyer, mission to save homeworld.
>>63708692
Yeah, he's kinda off isn't he. Who the fuck is he? Where did he come from??
>>63708875
He is from the same planet as these guys
>>63708875
>Who the fuck is he? Where did he come from??
That's what we're supposed to ask. I have a bad feeling we'll never find out and the new series will be neverending mysteries so people will watch the next one.
>>63708692
PLAGUEIS
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>>63707764
They should have hired James Earl Jones or Matt Sloan to voice Kylo Ren
Snoke is the leader of the new order. And apparently a dark side user because he's training Kylo Ren. At the end he says to bring Ren to him so he can finish his training.
>>63708692
voldemort? luckily rey is the chosen one and wil stop him
>>63707947
it was mostly random forgettable noise mixed with known themes from the old trilogy, nothing new but hearing the old themes again made me feel something
>>63709362
This
There were no memorable new themes. They only bits that brought any emotion were the nostalgia inducing old themes wafting in and out
Is there an interracial relationship and if so how fare to they make physical contact with each other in the film.
>>63707479
lol I thought snoke was gigantic and I was really mad and then so relieved lmao. good movie, you people need to stop crying about crap
>>63709459
They hug at one point and she kisses his forehead at the end while he's recovering unconcious
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>>63709459
and he keeps holding her hand when they meet
>>63707914
It means tanks are incoming.
>>63709598
DROPPED
>>63710070
don't worry, she resists. at first.
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>>63709598
you gotta be kidding me. i'm going to throw up and leave if this really happens on friday
>>63709552
>>63709598
So it's like when Vadar met his future bride as a child in the first film. The kiss comes in the second film.
the fights taking place in space looked pretty dope honestly, a shame Isaac wasn't in it more and it seemed a bit rushed how he "died" and then just showed back up again on another planet just like that
That scene with lando was kinda weird though huh
>>63709598
now thats cuckolding
>>63708250
Is that just a hologram of Snoke or is a really big guy?
>>63709552
>>63709598
Shit man I wanted to keep my Ray and bb8 figures. But if they kiss I'm selling it or returning back to the store.
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>>63710272
Guys it was cute. CUTE. cause Finn has been raised since a baby to be a stormtrooper and has only heard about girls. and he thinks needs to hold his hand to be safe. and shes like I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF, or like, I CAN RUN BY MYSELF. Something like that.
>tfw you were able to dodge spoilers till seeing it myself
>>63710127
>>63710070
I feel your pain anon but to be fair we could all see it coming a mile way.
>Black guy meets white girl and says his name while looking down at her body to show that hes interested
>White girl says her name with a slight smile on her face as she notices that hes was checking her out.
>>63710352
I hope stormtroopers are castrated. that's the only hope left here.
Rey wasMary-sue
Finn wasthe best of the new cast.
Pilot man wasactually pretty good.
Kylo Reninherited Leia's and Han's jewish looks.Movie was good, not amazing.I wish Finn was the main jedi, would've been a better movie. End-fight was good only because of Hips himself.
>>63710399
I expect him to have a midichlorian enchanted BBC
>>63710386
Lol this guy
>>63707523
They're both faded as fuck.
>>63707937
she could be a fun fuck...other than catching every disease under the sun and her wanting to snort coke out of your ass
>Coruscant gets destroyed instantly
>Takes about 5 seconds
>Nobody says a word
>>63710579
I thought the choice was to kill your father or nuke Coruscant...
>>63707764
It really bothers me how Han and the others went through all this shit in the OT and survived a lot of crazy shit, during that time, before and after, but then dies like a bitch.
On top of that it is continuing a story that ended 30 years ago, and most of us have loved the OT and the main characters and seen them countless times referenced in other works, then this happens.
Even if Han didn't die it would still feel wrong, it would be like being an only child for 20 years and then your parents having another baby.
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>>63710502
It's not funny anon. I have so little to live for. I could have at least had Star Wars.
They could have left that alone. If only that.
>>63710381
iktf f@m
feeels good to be australian an see it early
>>63710305
It's a hologram.
>>63708288
It's hard to see but he is missing pretty much 1/3 of his head/face. And he is a weird alien. CGI accepted.
>>63707479
The movie was decent however I expected a funeral or something for Han Solo but nope.
>>63710104
>don't worry, she resists. at first.
In other words: "Don't go with your instincts & be scared of the bulls, white women." Sincerely, Jews.
>>63710790
>>63710381
That beautiful feeling. Just saw it at Southbank and it was pretty great having next to nothing spoiled.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_W8gH_RWwZ/
absolute garbage acting on Ridely's part
As predicted months ago, Boyega is the best part and Ridely is the true turd
I'm 100% confidant the reason they featured Boyega in the very first trailer was to get people to hate him/react to him so that they could fizzle it out by the time they had to start releasing scenes where Ridely talks
Movie is forgettable
>>63709459
She fights off the entire evil
Army and the darth vader stand in while deep throating his 14" cock
>>63711069
>The ship that made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs.
God..damn it.
>>63707479
What's Alan Moore doing with Bruce Jenner?
>>63711069
Holy shit that's bad. It's not just the line delivery either, the placid drugged up animal look on her face between lines is awful.
>>63707947
It was fitting. Nothing particularly memorable but definitely very 'Star Wars'
The music was best during the credits, funnily enough.
>>63711236
Literally right after the clip cuts off, he corrects her and says 12 and sounds really annoyed about it.
>>63711069
>absolute garbage acting on Ridely's part
That's why she's the new Luke
>>63711069
Ridley was the weak link of the cast
she kind of blurted out all her lines and didn't come off as natural at all
and the character itself wasn't very good either
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>>63710104
>>63710127
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>>63710272
>implying she won't end up being a lesbian
>>63711069
Fucking hell with the close up and framing.
Can these people not visually appealing shots or what.
also
>*8O* 14 parsec *8O*
>>63711316
I caught that, but still. It's cringy dialog in true SW fashion.
>>63711375
If only.
But I can see Poe and Finn being the Leia and Han of this trilogy.
>>63711230
NOOOOOooooooOOOoooo!!!
>>63711375
>lesbian
>implying i'm that lucky.
>>63709459
>>63711230
>Who's your daddy ?
>You're my daddy "slurp".
>>63711501
Especially now that Han has been killed by his son and Leia is old.
But in reality, I just cannot stand female leads. Nope nope nope.
>>63707764
Wow this is fucking terrible.
>Ren (normal voice): Your son, he's gone, he was weak and foolish like his Father, So I destroyed him.
I mean Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
>>63707764
it works well in the movie
not sure what you guys are bitching about
>>63711804
no no make it stop make it stop. MAKE IT STOP. tO MUCH WHITE TO MUCH WHITE.
>>63707479
>go to see the movie
>shout out all the spoilers at the entrance
>some fat autists start heckling me
>one fatso tries to swing at me
>security rushes in
>we both get kicked out
well that was a great idea
>>63712008
No it doesn't, not really. And why does he let himself get shot by Chewwy when he could seemingly detect bullets coming from behind him earlier on and use the force to stop them.
>>63712032
y u make up stories on the internet, senpai?
>>63712099 (You)
dude it happened for real lol
>>63711069
Oh shit, she's REALLY bad. This is one of the rare times when /tv/ isn't overexaggerating.
How COULD they use this material? That's like from some amateur project.
>>63712034
he was distracted after having to murder his own father
