"He's an hero Hollywood deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our big guy. He's a silent enthusiast, a watchful critic. A dark agent."
Hitler approves this thread. Gas Abrams.
Taytay would never go see such hackfraud toy commercial....
Its shit isn't it? People are just going to eat da poopoo and lie to each other to save face?
>>63703330
Yeap, it's fucking trash.
ApparentlyRey defeats Kylo ren, an experienced fighter, in her first lightsaber fight.
Pandering at its worst.
Glib fauxmovie.
>>63703193
roger moore strikes again on metacritic
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/star-wars-episode-vii---the-force-awakens/critic-reviews
>>63703363
can't have Her Sueness lose a fight, lol
this is why female-led action franchises are shit
Hate to sound like fedora but few weeks ago i saw Star Wars original trilogy and the prequels edited into a one single movie. The magic of the old movies is lost for me. I just see the flaws and remember the endless changes to the plot to maximise profits. The franchise is dead to me. I will no longer watch the old, the shit or the new. Not that i watched more than every four or five years. I'll still meme anlut them but even that is losing its appeal.
>>63703416
S C A T H I N G
>>63703481
hi boyega, good luck at the awards
>>63703481
It's PIECES OF SHIT
And no we aren't going anywhere, Chaim. Now get back into the oven, you hooked nosed fuck.
>>63703514
>>63703554
>gets called a stromfag
>confirms hes a stormfag
epic
>>63703568
Which one is it? Stromfag or stormfag? Because I'm neither, everone on the altright knows Stormfront went to shit in the fall of 2010 when they purged all the best posters.
>>63703645
>he admits he goes on stormfag
hahaha what a fucking loser
>>63703264
How long until she gets G L I B B E D?
>>63703674
I see you have problems understanding the english language, maybe you should attend after school classes at your local yeshiva.
>>63703770
ebig anti-Semitism f@m I upvoted this and see you on stormfag :^)
>>63703814
You go there and stay there with rest of the turd tier shills. :D
>>63703814
someone is fucking salty
ever notice how whenever someone is angry they stop talking coherently and start retard-ing their posts up? its pathetic
>>63704006
hahaha i know right unlike us sophisticated intellectuals who hate jews and women and blacks in 2015 haha thats so cool we are much more intelligent than those bluepilled sheeple amirite
>>63703481
Agreed. /tv/ has turned into /pol/-lite in the recent couple years.
Absolutely sickening to see casual racism and misogyny become so prominent.
>>63704044
nice projection, considering thats probably literally your views verbatim
hehe stupid poor white trash if only they were college educated like me
/fmg/ - failed memes general
>>63703363
The black males natural athleticism beats the little whit cucks skill
DATS RITE
DATS RITE
>>63704097
yes you truly are the master race and all of human history backs your views
>>63704124
and?
>>63704044
> in 2015
what a fucking glib facsimile argument.
Current year does not validate anything you moronic twat.
>>63704118
nah reys the girl
>>63704082
Can someone tell me what video this is from?
>>63704143
and clearly the dark enlightenment is gaining support from the intellectual strongholds of /pol/ and /tv/
>>63704145
it validates the fact that you are 60+ years behind the times
>>63704044
Pretty good troll. You actually sound like one those college faggots.
>they retconned thrawn for this
>>63704092
That's a shill posting the same shit in every starwars thread. Or worse, a newfag.
>>63704190
> 60+ years behind the times
What else, I'm on the "wrong side of the history"? If I have a different political views that does not make anything I say less valid, it does so if we only look at everything from an extreme leftist point of view. It's like living in nazi germany and saying "hey you don't want to gas the jews?, stop being 60 years behind the times", it just does not make sense you dum dum.
Also I do say extreme leftism. 30 years ago I would be a liberal, now somehow I'm a racist. (Affirmative action was a mistake).
>>63703481
/pol/ is a piece of shit that likes to go HURR /pol/ and <insert board here> ARE ALLIES DURR but the film was also a piece of shit.
>>63703416
>first review I see on metacritic
>"star wars is not perfect ..."
>they go on to give it 100
>several me reviews like this
>>63704387
go justify your stupidity to stormfag i dont give a fuck about your apologetics
>>63704190
hello @catesish
>>63704551
You either think like me or you're wrong: the post
IT'S TREASON, THEN
>>63704427
This is just straight up retarded bullshit, really. Half the reviewers say the same shit just to go "but it's star wars so its okay."
>>63705710
It's pretty obvious at this point when the dust settles this movie will be looked at as meh. Just most critics want to believe they are wrong in their assessment and want to believe that it was still great.
>>63705710
I remember the exact same shit for TPM. I literally remember someone on TV on a show talking about it saying something like
>Some of the reviews are saying it's not that great, but who cares it's Star Wars!!!
Disney bought star wars for an absolute bargain. They can literally make any kind of shitty movie and put Star Wars on the title, and people will give it glowing reviews. It's Star Wars!!!
>>63706457
the thing is I don't doubt that from a technical standpoint, this movie is better than TPM, but to be honest I'd rather take a more original C story over an unoriginal (literal) B movie designed solely to cater to a Hunger Games crowd and to capitalize on neo-Star Wars casuals who are into "retro" and "nerd" shit.
Wow this is my most enduring /tv/ thread to date.
This deserves a shoop.
>>63704215
>soon, when Disney publishes enough of their own shitty books and silences any opposition with accusations of racism and homophobia, Thrawn will be forgotten.
