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>>63702307
post simon pegg
I hate JJ Abrams so much.
>>63702344
Checked
>>63702361
>>63702307
10/10 Star Wars for a new generation of fans :)
Bitch
>>63702307
AHHHH HELP ME CHEWIE
>>63702307
https://youtu.be/bAX-agG_ESM
>>63702361
he does actually look like Gollum
>>63702407
What's wrong with his faaace
>>63702438
Its all fucked up. Looks like burned
DAYUM DIS WITE BOI CAN FITE!
>>63702407
He looks an awful lot like Marilyn Manson there.
>>63702407
did that nigga have his face cut?
DID THOSE CUNTS REALLY JUST DARTH MAUL US!?
>>63702407
what's going on with his face?
>>63702361
i can't read that shit you fucking glib
also try not holding camera like a fucking facsimile
>>63702468
He gets rekt bad by the gurl
isnt that what the scriptleak said
whoa
>>63702468
Rey slashes him
Can I torrent this yet?
>>63702483
Yes. It's true. All of it
>>63702307
You can see the "thank god i'm done with this fucking shit" in Ford's eyes
>>63702361
>le arse head man
>>63702307
BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER
>>63702505
>REY I"M LUKE
>>63702361
Snoke!
Got planets blowing up from StarKiller?
>>63702505
is it really that hard to rotate your fat hands 90 degrees?
>>63702505
*audience cheers*
Fag
>>63702532
Yes. It can target more than one at once
>>63702545
4chan autorotates iphone images due to size redditor
>>63702547
just
like just fucking
just take your hands
just fucking take your hands and fucking
>>63702524
10/10
>>63702457
>don't mind me, a non-sensitive force user beating the most powerful in recent history with a lightsaber
Just mary-sue my shit up
Thanks for the leaks, anon-san
>>63702580
He loses
>>63702580
Finn gets rekt by kylo
>>63702577
but thats fucking wrong you facsimile
Rotate yourselves fags
>>63702580
Did they danced it off afterward?
>>63702307
Why is this getting reviewed so well? I honestly can't understand. It's just a copy of ANH...and they've killed Han Solo. God, damn.
>>63702591
not really the point
>Force vs. no Force
>>63702361
This looks like the alien in Indiana Jones 4.
>>63702637
Hype.
>>63702637
apparently you're racist/sexist or contrarian if you dont like it
>>63702637
It's getting pretty much B- to B+ reviews. Not great, but not bad enough to be rotten.
>>63702623
What's happening here?
>>63702666
Han dying
>>63702666
han falling off a bridge after being shanked by his son kylo 'ben' ren
>>63702623
try spinning your camera 90 degrees, it's a good trick
>>63702307
>mfw I'm gonna end up watching a shitty camrip
>>63702666
han falling into the sweat abyss
somthing interesting happening with starwars for once
>>63702688
Underated post.
>>63702623
Did you record this because I would love to watch this without giving GF Abrams any money.
>>63702641
Kylo is wounded and wins easily
;_;7
>>63702659
Just like that Mad Max film then ? I think a pattern is starting to emerge
>>63702505
Luke looks great in this.
>>63702710
Sorry no recirding
Come on, post the camrip
>>63702457
Man what the fuck is this? If the dude is even semi capable he'd kill this nigger instantly
>>63702748
>you're not my father
>>63702505
that pic by itself would get me hyped. too bad I've already seen all the other VII related shit which did the opposite.
Do we see Snoke more clearly?
>>63702754
He beats the fuck out of the black guy and then the white chick force powers out of nowhere and cuts his face.
Is the Rey Finn romance real?
I really hope it isn't
I liked it. Better than the prequels
>>63702361
Sssssnek lol
>>63702635
>Just me and you Kylo
>>63702307
Did he died ?
>>63702799
How was the music? Thats all I care about at this point, fucking love John Williams.
>>63702748
do they exchange any words?
>>63702623
high grounds confirmed
>>63702784
More clearly than the emperor before rotj, but not so much
>>63702793
Can be friendship and can be loved. I will bet love, sorry
>>63702799
Well that really isn't saying much.
Would you say, is it better than any of the originals?
>>63702799
>better than the prequels
Surely TFA can't be that bad?
>>63702826
A lot. Kylo is really confused. Hes weak emotionally.
>>63702826
he says sorry father to lure him close and then stab moment happens
>>63702799
>Better than the prequels
Dying of cancer is better than the prequels. That's not a useful comparison.
>>63702361
ayy lmao
So Kylo's face gets sliced, what happens to Finn. I know Finn falls into a coma, but does he get rekt?
>>63702852
he was baiting han lad
>>63702832
>>63702844
I can see some people saying its on par with ANH and ROTJ. Not better than ESB. I had fun.
>>63702862
>muh arm cut off pottery
Kylo is an angsty teen basically.
His fight with Rey ends with " I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOREEEEEEEE"
>>63702623
IT'S CYCLOPS
CYCLOPS IS HERE
MARVEL COMICS + STAR WARS = CONFIRMED
THE NEW REIGN OF CAPESHIT AND STAR WARS SHIT WILL BEGIN
DKEKS ENFORCES THEIR OWN MANDATORY SUICIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63702893
he dies?
>>63702883
I can see ROTJ, it's objectively the weakest of the originals, but I think it's hard to top ANH. I mean ESB is better than ANH, but ANH is a classic in it of itself and just has a certain magic in of itself.
>>63702637
critics are just an extension of how movies are marketed
>>63702893
Sounds horrible. Guess i'll torrent this flick
Im glad Ford is finally free of this shit. He can suicide now in peace.
anotherhot movie.com/ StarW ars7/ mobile.php. If you wanna know the real plot just watch it lol
>>63702914
I feel like this movie is getting reviewed rather lightly. If it were a lesser movie with these problems, people would actually rip it apart.
>>63702637
>they've killed Han Solo
Ford wanted to be rid of all things Star Wars immediately after the second film, basically. He probably jumped high in the air when they asked how he felt about Han Solo dying.
Also
>Han Solo dying
Bitch please, it's only the first film and JJ is a rusemaker not a film-maker.
>>63702936
He got one last cheque to cash in with Blade Runner 2 my mane then he can ride off into the sunset.
>>63702905
No.
He gets slashed by Rey and is left doubting everything.
Snorkel McSnoke brings him back and says that "now you are ready for true training".
>>63702457
>spinning, that's a good trick
he's truly following the steps of vader
the pottery is off the charts
bravo jj
>>63702960
Yeah, but the fucker took a lightsaber to the chest.
This isn't a fucking Hideo Kojima script where Harrison Ford can live on through Kylo Ren as an arm
>>63702799
Skellig Michael
>>63702904
>2020
>Capeshit, Spaceshit and Mythshit have been all merged into one genre and just being refered to as "SHIT"
>>63702913
But you know what? I probably felt how people seeing ANH at the time felt. When i saw ANH for the first time i already knew what was gonna happen.... It wasnt the same
>>63702971
>"Put him in da Dath Vadah costume"
>*BOOM* Darth Vader resurrection
Calling it.
So one of the first batch of spoilers from months ago were 100% true?
How fucking pathetic.
>>63702960
he wouldn't do the film unless they killed him off
>>63702893
>His fight with Rey ends with " I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOREEEEEEEE"
>>63702987
>/tv/ 2030
>"goddamn when will this shitshit end?"
> >shitshit
>"fucking newfags"
>>63702989
Well what makes Empire so great?
>>63702997
Yeah, pretty sad considering how hard they tried to keep it all vague.
>>63702913
it will be comparable in *avarage* quality to ROTJ, but that won't make as good because ROTJ mostly gets it shit together at the end and ends extremely well, while this ends with Han dying and an inept cliffhanger.
the low points of ROTJ will be lower but the high points will shit on anything in TFA
>>63702307
What is this glib facsimile?
>>63703000
I can honestly see him negotiating a deal like that.
>Alright, I do this film and some force ghost shit cameos in the third or whatever but then you stop calling me
Is Boba Fett in the film?
With Han dead there's no point in bringing him back now because the only cool reason to actually bring him back is so old Han and Old Boba can fight
>>63703015
Everything goes wrong for the heroes in really exciting ways.
>>63702960
>He probably jumped high in the air when they asked how he felt about Han Solo dying.
so THAT'S how he broke his hip
>Donald Trump is going to rule the world
>TFA is getting high praise for copying everything from the OT
>a third fucking Death Star and nobody's complaining
There's something wrong with the timeline...something went horribly wrong.
>>63702992
>I will finish what i've started
Han will be brought back as a cyborg in a spin-off comic 10 years from now.
>>63702505
is that a robot hand?
>>63703040
silver trooper is pre much fett
How much do you wanna bet Han didn't die and is resuscitated by Snoke as some baggage to lure out Luke or fuck with Kylo in the next one?
No way they're gonna let Han merchandising die out with the first movie.
For ultimate pottery they'll encase him in carbonite again.
>>63703048
Definitely.
Or maybe he had his two black bodyguards lift him up and then put him down to simulate him jumping up and down.
>>63703055
Clearly not a literal resurrection. More like Darth Vader 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>63703069
She actually do anything in this film or is she just there for "muh chrome caped trooper toy"
>>63702754
movie has dumb force logic
kylo can instantly ko rey with the force at the beginning of this fight but for some reason can't just instantly defeat finn like that???
>>63703053
yeah, you came here instead of staying on reddit
>>63703053
>Death Star 3
No, no, it's a planet! Not a space station. And it doesn't blow up planets, no! It blows up stars! Totally new and original, no?
I think star killing was only decent in Andromeda.
>>63702989
>When i saw ANH for the first time i already knew what was gonna happen
the climax of ANH is very much based on suspense, while ESB is based on character development.
it's not so much an issue of quality why one is more immune to spoilers.
plus ANH's real weakness is the first act where C3PO and R2 just wander around on Tatooine for half an hour.
Black stormtroopers cause first order steal kids from families instead of clones
Poe is captured at the start and sends BB8 on the run. Finn helps him escape.
BB8 for some reason has part of a map to Luke.
Kylo Ren is the son of Leia and Han and wants to finish his grandfather's work.
Rey, Finn, Han go to some bar owned by a old alien new bitch. For some reason she has Luke's old lightsaber and won't explain why. Rey touches it and she has force visions of the rest of the film.
She gets taken and interrogated by Kylo Ren where she beats him with the force and escapes. A first time user, untrained kek.
Han and gang mount a rescue after planning with leia and ackbar and other characters no one cares about.
BB8 rolls up to dusty R2 and C3P0 explains he's been in low power mode since Luke left and is doubtful he has the rest of the map.
Han confronts Kylo, father son and tells him snoke is using him. Kylo coaxed him into a snafu and kills him.
Starkiller is destroyed by rebels and poe, Rey and Kylo fight it out. Finn gets wrecked. Rey wins after Kylo offers to train her but then the ground separates and both escape. Chewie saves Rey and Finn on Falcon.
R2 decides he wants to wake up now just in time for the film to end and after Han gets wrecked and shows the map. Rey and Chewie go to Luke on a Jedi temple island and Rey offers him his lightsaber. The end
All in all, was a 6/10 flick at best. Editing was shit, so many dodgy cuts. Predictable as fuck. Some dodgy CGI aliens. Characters you don't care about and old characters only for muh nostalgia.
>>63703076like they simulate with his girlfriend Ally McBeal
YOU FUCKING NIGGER OF A CUNT.
>>63703114
You seem upset.
>>63703099
>mfw RLM pretty much called it
RLM ARE INDUSTRY INSIDERS
>>63703053
>a third fucking Death Star and nobody's complaining
Not nobody, anon.
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
>>63703053
>>63703096
people will start to get buttblasted about this, it will just take a while.
currently they are just choosing to focus on other parts of the film and pretending the main plot device wasn't as central as it was.
Good:
Great music and effects
Booyega is actually not annoying
Luke at the end
Han dies like a bitch
No Sheev spins
Not cheesy
Bad:
Daisy is Mary Sue incarnate
Both Boyega and Daisy wield saber like a pro after they hold it for the first time
Phasma and Hlux (or whatever) are in for like 2 scenes.
Ford and Fischer dont give a single fuck.
Kylo is mega turbo bitch boy.
In Episode VIII, we'll learn that Rey is Luke's daughter, but the real twist will be that she's also Leia's daughter.
Han left Leia when he found out that she wasn't his.
>>63702893
I would doubt myself too, if some bitch with no real training kicked my ass on a lightsaber battle..
>>63703114
Good, I can feel your anger
>>63703121
That's because I fucking am.
>>63703053
Would you say there's a...
DISTURBANCE??????!!!
>>63703124
Based glib
>>63703133
>Incest in a AAA film
>>63703132
>Han dies like a bitch
this isn't a good thing at all. people just haven't had time to process how much of a letdown it is.
>tfw no cam rip yet
So this is basically episode IV with a tumblr cast?
>>63703153
You aren't too familiar with Star Wars, are you?
>>63703133
we Game of Thrones naaaao
>>63703132
>Ford and Fischer dont give a single fuck.
AND THEY SHOULDN'T.
>>63703169
basically.
are the rumors about Kylo being blind true?
>>63703160
It was his son, though
Doubt Han would shoot him himself
>>63703169
A glib facsimile, yes. A simulacrum of something that was already a simulacrum of something else.
>>63702883
Maybe because it's ANH just with other characters? The mein plot points stand the exact same. The same shit J.J. pulled in Into Darkness he does here again, albeit even in a worse fashion than in Star Trek.
>>63703190
he is now
his face gets carved like a spicy roast din din
thanks for saving me from seeing this shit
rip han
rip the second best character after lando
Kylo will redeem himself and turn good.
They are not even subtle about it.
>>63703190
He's a jew so he sees through his third invisible eye.
>>63702748
were you really that afraid?
What, you poked your phone just a little, just a tip with the camera, so no one would suspect you are an dirty CAM RIP pirate?
Then you came home and you cleaned your pics of any data your smartphone attaches to it(like time,geo location, heart beat level, blood analyses through your sweat & your DNA)
>poor fucker thinks Im kidding.. Nexus 5 ;)
>>63703209
his nose eye
Bullshit movie. Luke struggles against Darth Vader for ages, even loses his hand in the process. It's also argued that Darth Vader didn't even want to really kill him because he knew it was his son.
Then you have Rey who just Mary Sues her way through the movie and defeats Kylo easily. Can't have a woman appear flawed and weak, I suppose. Shit movie.
>spoiler tagged 45 minutes later
snoke sheev every day
>>63703206
>Kylo will redeem himself and turn good.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63703124
I don't really mind that there's a third Death Star, but I really dislike that it's revealed and destroyed all in one movie.
Way to lower the stakes for the sequels.
Though I suppose they'll have the under construction Star Killer II.
>>63703099
This is correct
>>63703237
Hes going full Caedus.
>>63703241
>but I really dislike that it's revealed and destroyed all in one movie.
this wtf
>>63703245
>reste ici
what did he mean by this?
Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren(who is Han Solo's son)
Rey has the force and battles Kylo Ren and chops his arm off in the last fight.
You think Poe dies but he comes back on the forest planet where Rey gets Luke's old light saber.
After Han dies when him and Chewie is placing bombs at the "new death star" aka Starkiller base, you think Chewie dies too. But he comes back in the Millenium Falcon to save Rey and Finn before the planet explodes.
R2D2 comes back to life after Starkiller Base is destroyed and shows the rest of the map.
And the last scene on the island where Rey sees Luke and he just turns around and they stare at each other, not saying anything, just before credits?
go ahead, ban me you fucking homofaggot mod suick dickcckckckckckcknsjbdjsdkbfsdfdsfbksdfbkdjsb
>>63702307
>>63702361
>>63702407
>>63702505
>>63702547
>>63702623
>>63702748
>>63702799
Holy shit this looks bad, like Hunger Games-tier.
No tension, no subtlety, just killing off people left and right and LOOK GUYS I'M ACTING bulllshit, as if they got a dude to come on-screen and say 'now this is the part where you're supposed to feel sad guize!', absolutely no effort in trying to immerse the audience in a creative way.
Congrats, Disney, you've actually found a way to make something worse than the prequels.
Fuck this shit.
>>63703169
Have you ever wondered what a PC version of episode 4 would look like?
Well this is it.
>>63703223
>he thinks reading EXIF makes him a leet hacker
>>63703255
It's French for "Stay Here"
>>63702361
Sheev?
>trained Sith losing to an untrained woman who has never used a lightsaber or the force before
Fucking hate retarded stories like this. It just makes no fucking sense. She would never beat him. Just don't have them fight for fuck's sake
Only thing that makes me actually mad.
>>63703053
time to end it all
>>63702307
So will they follow the same formula as esb or go off in a new direction?
probably fourth death star tbqh
Honestly I think it's worse than III
V > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
>>63703256
>And the last scene on the island where Rey sees Luke and he just turns around and they stare at each other, not saying anything, just before credits?
>Luke gets 2 seconds of time
thats such fucking bullshit
>>63703223
No i justed wanted to watch the movie too
The Kylo/Han scene is so bad I just can't belive it.
"Come on son...stop being bad, Snoke is just a bog bully and he is using you!"
"Oh wow dad, you are 100% right let me give you a big hug!"
"Hell yeah daddy huggie----BLUEAARG"
"Haha I tricked you dad, you will neve rtake my Xbox again, fuck you!"
Pure garbage.
>>63703245
dutch?
>>63703241
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE FASTPACED ACTION AND EXPLOSIONS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
COME ON THIS IS GOOD CINEMA
PEEEWW WHO THAT NIGGA? BOOM EXPLOSIONS BB8 LET'S GOOO
OH SHIT STARSHIPS AND LASERS PEW PEW PEW
JEDI LIGHTSABER PSSHEEOOWW WEEONGG BSSJJJ
LENSFLARE
May the force be with you.
ill wait for the camrip
>>63703295
Even Jacen had better subtlety when he killed Mara.
>>63703295
lmao
>>63703289
I think you messed up there, buddy
it's 5>4=3>6>1>>2
>>63703298
belgium
>yfw a cam rip comes out today
>>63703309
The glib facsimile of the bluray rip? How appropriate.
>>63703295
That's pretty neat actually
TFA looks like fantastic meme material, and I'm happy for that.
Of course I'll torrent it.
how was rey able to use the force on her first try so well?
they didn't even do that with Anakin or luke
that's straight up cartoon storytelling tier
kek
KEK
So the leaks about Ben Solo (Finn) being Han Solo and Leias son true?
>>63703289
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
>>63703202
>Han dies
>no Lando
>no dashing swindler character in the new cast
Wew lad..
Is Hux cool atleast? Him and Brienne of Tarth are the only seemingly interesting characters out of the newcomers.
GLIB
L
I
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Is not the movie online yet?
>>63703347
>I > II
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>63703256
does R2D2 come back online for a reason, or is it literally just "you have unlocked the new DLC content, press X to continue"?
>>63703349
both in it for less than 5 minutes
>>63703344
she's the chosen one. She'll bring balance to the force
>>63703334
>le 3 better than 6
Hello reddit
>>63703372
I wish that some one had it and would stream it with /tv/
>>63703099
thanks
confirmed my suspicions of it being generic as fuck
>>63703378
To find Luke
>>63703372
ifaith, nuncle, I doubt yon movie shalt be posted prior to the day of Saturn
>>63703295
so, when did you see the film?
>>63702580Kylo is injured during this battle
>>63702623
So they don't recover his body? JEE, THAT SEEMS WEIRD.
>>63703378
yep
>>63703397
do they turn him on, then? how does R2D2 know it is time to come online and reveal Luke's location?
leaks say its in his memory but don't specify why the information comes out.
>>63703344
She literally just holds her hand and lightsaber flies to it.
Like...no explanation how she even knows she can do it.
So the press leaked spoilers were true yesterday
Okay then I can finally ruin other people day
>>63703227
This
>>63702819
Yeah that's all I care about too ! Pls someone answer this
>>63703434
Disturbance
>>63703349
Maybe 3 minutes total time.
Hux has a speech in front of Stormtroopers and Phasma just walks around.
>>63703418
how?
>>63702307
Why is he so red?
>>63702307
You couldn't even take the extra two seconds to rotate it to a correct orientation?
4/10. Lazy.
>>63703434
He turns on by himself. Not explained why he knew it was the time.
He had a map in his memory bot part of it was missing. It was with bb8
>>63703372
Online movie is not. Watch it in cinema for $15.99 you will.
wait they brought the midget back for R2D2 even though he just sits there?
Does Han's body get disintegrated in the blast that destroys the star killer base or do they bring it back?
>>63702459
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
>>63703435
that pisses me off
the amount of training just to be able to do that should take years
So the leaked spoilers were all correct.
This is really shit because I kind of hoped they were wrong. It's just such bad writing.
So what is this "new opening" they're bragging about?
>>63702307
Brb making this my profile picture on Facebook
>>63703418
Any other injuries other than his face getting slashed?
>nostalgiafaggotry
>don't even have Luke show up before Hanz Olo bites it
some reunion that was
>>63703503
post results
>>63703494
>It's just such bad writing.
This. It's lazy writing. And now people are praising it because "it's not the prequels!"
>>63703289
>>63703334
Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie.
>>63703445
I think it holds to the original score
>>63703459
he is being penetrated by a red lightsaber
>>63703460
No. Go watch it then
>>63703475
it falls into a pit. Couldnt be recovered.
>>63703508
shot in the leg. injured in the should and arm by light saber. More but i cant remember.
>>63703463
Regrettable it will be. Seek refund we shall. To Plinkett we will flock.
>>63703503
heh
>>63703494
at least you're not in the same boat as the people who can't extrapolate from terrible plot points to realizing the movie is inherently doomed.
the moment they made the movie about another Death Star it's quality was basically limited to being an 8/10 even if everything was executed perfectly, and that was just one flawed decision.
>>63703274
It makes more sense in context.
The first time she completely suckerpunches him with a force blast and then runs away.
The second he's distracted by Finn and caught off guard when she proves able to use the force to grab Luke's Saber, which leads to him being blinded by blood in his eyes - and even then she still has to run because he's able to wreck her.
Plus Kylo is really clearly not as great as he makes himself out to be.
>>63703534
so finn injures him?
lmaooooooooooo
>>63703534
but he's dead right. Like you see his lifeless body. I just wanna make sure that he's dead. I'm always of the belief that if you don't see someone die and they just get wounded really badly, they're probably still alive
>>63703460
Why can' you?
>>63703255
He meant you can relax and be easy, because the exam was a piece of cake
>>63703046
My Niggah!
>>63702307
rotated it for you
>>63703099
I can't wait to see it now...
I have 2 INTERNAL CAMs, probably tonight theyll hit torrents.
Colleague is fixing the picture in sony vegas and another is from other group.
All I am allowed to say is that the picture is really shitty and dark, you will have a version with moon runes and one version that is cropped as shit
So Kylo Ren is just a fucking edgelord fanboy?
WHO ARE REYs PARENTS
Is she Luke's child or was she born from the force like Anakin?
>try to record the movie
>only manage to get the lower part of the screen for the majority of thetime
well i tried
>>63703572
Glib not glibs you mongoloid
>>63703556
I dont think he would survive. He is impalled badly and the pit is deep, you cant see the bottom. And there was no ship for him to escape.
>>63703549
>The first time she completely suckerpunches him with a force blast
you mean she uses an ability Luke didn't master even after 6 years and with the pressure of having to save the galaxy on his shoulders?
well that's okay then :^)
>>63702307
why doesnt kylo know that vader turned good at the end?
why wouldn't luke tell him this during the training?
why not just invite force ghost anakin to say that himself?
>>63703556
I'm telling you right now. Cyborg.
Remember, Darth Maul canonically survived falling down a bottomless pit and being sliced in half.
>>63703257
lmao have you seen any other star wars films?
>>63703586
its heavily implied she is Lukes daughter.
>>63703534
So he basically gets rektd by two newbies of the force?
Hahaha Mary Sue and Gary Stu coming through
>>63703587
piracy is an art my friend
>>63703556
probably luke saves him from millions of miles away with the force and revives him desu
>>63702591
Hardly rekt he lasts like a min. If he got rekt then it would be in seconds.
It's the nigger version of a Mary sue.
>>63703503
I'm tempted to do the same.
>>63703586
It isnt out yet.
Rey's mother is a new EU character called Aphra.
Archaeologist and smuggler that is an associate of Darth Vader and helps him find sith shit and stuff
>>63703585
yeah he's basically an edgy anime fan who bought a katana
>>63703581
doing gods work son
>>63703605
what did you expect? for them to have him be a sheev fanboy in a way that would have actually made sense?
>>63703622
good seinfeld episode
Ok the main question of this thread
Is finn a love interest to rey?
or is he just the jarjar/Chewbacca?
>>63703635
So it's darth vaders daughter
>>63703629
>It's the nigger version of a Mary sue.
a magic negro
>>63703585
Yes
Seems like he didn't like how Luke was training him
>>63703344
GIRL
POWER
Miss me yet?
>>63703631
I want to so badly but I will lose literally all of my friends
>>63702748
JUST
>>63702438
Underrated.
>>63703227
I thought Rey gets captured. Does she also not cry in the film, or did the trailers lie?
Both are signs of weakness.
>>63703655
It's implied that Rey is lesbian
>>63703605
This lmao
>>63703549
So Kylo is blind now?
>>63703619
How is it implied?
>>63703661
If they care about that shit they arent friends.
So now go on and do yourself a favor and post that as your profile picture so you can see who is a real friend and who isnt
>>63702893
Fucking what
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>63703099Does Finn die? Or just gets heavily wrecked by Kylo?
>>63703660
Was luke training him and him alone or were there other Jedi?
I'm just curious if Luke wanted to rebuild the Jedi order and Kylo goes evil and destroys everone or just wanted to train Kylo Ren because he's afraid he'll use his powers for evil and Kylo just leaves and goes evil
>>63703655
They leave it ambiguous
Probably wait to see the reaction to them both before commiting, it will happen though
>>63703099
>Finn gets wrecked
you mean killed right?
>>63703682
she touches his lightsaber and has a vision of being left in Jakku.
Then she goes and bring it to him and seems really emotional doing so
>>63703655
finn dotes on rey but their relationship development makes han and leia look like gone with the wind!
finn is also a bit of a doofus... not that poker face would have given that away already
>mfw when episode 10 is the not-yuuzhan vong invasion
>>63703695
ayy lmao
>>63702505
Is he really only in the movie for one scene?
>>63703160
The way it happens is so cliché too. It's one of the oldest movie cliché ever. I was surprised that they didn't go for the ultra cliché of having Kylo and Han struggle with a weapon and a shot fies and you don't see who was shot for the first 5 seconds of facial close-ups.
>>63703503
>>63703631
>>63703661
>>63703666
Reddit really is here.
Anyone want some audio clips?
>>63703725
sure
>>63703715
>having LoTF before the Vong.
Sure is original
>>63703721
yes, last one. Everyone one is looking for him though.
>>63703695
Is he tall?
>>63703715
>Sheev and the Empire finally redeemed for trying to prevent the yuuzamajoojoo invasion
let it happen
>>63703716
DROPPED
They really are just ripping of KOTOR.
First they rip off the Darth Revan mask and now Kylo goes blind and see's through the force like Darth Traya
>>63703618
Yes, and the people in them could actually act, it's just that Lucas's scripts were shit.
>>63703743
he never shows up in person, only holographic image and that image is pretty fucking tall.
Even rotated it makes no sense is it Dutch?
>>63703099
So the nigger will now be chewies bff?
Im ok with this
>>63703755
Rey only gets a big scar across his face. His eyes didn't get any damage.
fan fiction
>>63703755
Dont forget:
Poe Dameron is Carth + Wedge Antilles
Rey is Bastila + Jaina Solo
Kylo is Revan + Jaycen Solo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19DjAXIYHUy
Here's Hux and Kylo talking to Snoke. I'd post videos but you can't see shit.
>>63703778
dutch and french.
He wants Rey to be brought to him.
Somenoe explain facsimile meme pls
>>63702438
rey ( chick) slashes it with a lightsaber
>>63703791
This. It was stupid of them to decanonize the EU and then hope that people won't realize that they're just essentially compressing and copying from it
>>63703586
Luke and Leia, that's why she looks so inbred and has Anakin-level midi-chlorians.
>>63703809
It was the tl;dr of the first rotten review
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/comment-page-2/
he only approves comments if they are funny
>>63703793
Whoa!
>>63703715
It will be
they need to find an idea for the fourth trilogy
>>63703793
So they destroy The Republic homeplanet?
Does that mean Coruscant? Or did the new republic choose a different planet
>>63703830
But it's kinda apt, considering that JJ fused Revan and Jacen, then proceeds to call him an OC do not steal villain
>>63703616
You don't get it. Harrison Ford wants out of these movies. He's wanted to be killed off since Empire.
>>63703695
what did he mean by this?
>>63703666
your friends obviously care more about this movie than about you, so are they really your friends, oh Satan Prince of Darkness?
>>63703851
a lot of planets, like four or five. Couldnt identify if it was coruscant
>>63703793
serkis is so fucking shit
>>63703793
This is the real deal, just FYI and all.
For something that is a reash of ANH, they missed the mark.
Kylo isn't intimidating like Vader was, Rey is overpowered (remember when Luke didn't even fight Vader in ANH because he was too new at this Jedi thing to even stand a chance and needed Ghostly Ben's help to use the Force to fire the winning shot?), everyone ans his brother have a "fake death scene" in TFA, it cheapens the death of Han. In ANH, Ben's death (and Luke's uncle and aunt) was poignant. The fake death of Han, Luke and Leia was treated as a comedic moment.
>>63703809
best summary of JJ Abram's career to date
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09PHWAhX2fw
Kylo at Vader's helmet.
>>63703793
too much cliche
>crush their friends so they become vulnerable
>use the death star 3,0
>>63703793
Is that the only scene with Snoke?
>>63703855
Yeah, but Harrison Ford has actually had a acting career outside of Star Wars.
Honestly, other than the holiday special and this movie. What other shit has he done in the star wars universe.
He's not like fucking William Shatner who has to go to literally every Star Trek convention because that's all he's ever done and is known for
>>63703793
>spilling the beans kylo is Han's son at the beginning
Holy fuck this is terrible
>>63703681
It looks like his left eye gets cut in that one shot. So probably blind in left eye with a "badass" diagonal scar across his face in the sequels.
>>63703908
Maybe it had already been revealed. There was no dramatic cue or anything
>>63703793
Snoke sounds pretty flustered
>>63703793
>we shall see, we shall see...
:-|
>>63703793
far more generic than Ian McDiarmid ever was
this could be a bad guy voice from any movie.
Gleeson sounds by-the-numbers as well.
>>63703875
I mean honestly I don't talk to them and I never leave my house
Probably should stop living in denial
>>63703855
Oh yeah Han is probably out of the films barring some dumb twist. But you'll see him again in a TV series with whacky sidekicks.
>>63703661
>>63703666
>>63703724
SILENNCUHGHVVGS
>>63703908
>>63703925
no it was the first time it was mentioned. Pretty bad.
>>63703793
Sounds like Smaug from the hobbit.
This is really bad.
>>63703946
heh im glad to see my picture has been put to good use
>>63703099
these spoilers were so boring i could barely finish reading them. maybe i won't even bother torrenting it.
>>63703946
Doing god's work
>>63703962
I'm sure the audience will just go wild so there's no fucking reason for a dramatic cue because no one will hear it
Out of curiosity is it revealed Han is the father first or that Darth Vader is his grandfather
>>63703941
Driver sounds intersting desu
>>63703962
So how early in the film is this?
>>63703962
Does it explain why Adam Driver looks absolutely nothing like Harrison or Carrie Fisher? Finn could be revealed as Lukes kid at this point and I'd find it more believable.
>>63703793
Ian doing the Sheev voice for comparison
https://youtu.be/5HtfSuazG70
>>63703900
Does anyone want to see Finn's fight against the stormtrooper? You can't see the full screen but you can see the fight pretty decently in my opinion
DISNEY TOLD ME THEYD FIX IT
I TRUSTED THEM TO FIX IT
ITS NOT MY FAULT
>>63703994
everyone already knows
>>63703994
oh fuck... now im not sure... both are pretty early. I think Han first.
>>63704016
Best actor best character
>>63704026
There's a handfull of people on my facebook that think Luke is evil and he's Kylo Ren. That Adam Driver is a stand in and this is all some sort of Kojima-like ruse
>>63703994
This really is going to be easy to telegraph if you read the EU. The only other guy who symphatized with Vader in Luke's new Order in the EU was the character that Kylo borrows alot from.
>>63704007
I say less than an hour in. First Snoke appearance. Snoke is like "oh and btw they scaped aboard the millenium falcon with your dad"
>>63702307
>Year of our Lord 2015
>Can't even rotate an image
Pathetic
>>63702307
So does he know the force ghost secret?
I bet he knows it.
>>63704016
fuck he's so good
>>63704017
Sure why not
>>63704017
go on then lad
>>63704067
Han isn't force sensitive.
If they make him I'm going to be totally pissed.
>>63704016
based Shiev
>>63703768
Wait that's holographic? so they finely upgraded from glitchy blue holograms?
You got any more sound clips?
>>63704016
>Sheev and Tidus
top kek
>>63704104
yes. You dont even know its an hlogram unti he disappears
>>63703946
>Implying normies care about dork wars spoilers
They will only go because It's popular and:
>lol explosions
>>63703664
based Jacen come back
>>63704131
Oh for fucks sake Abrams.
The blue holograms are a staple of Star Wars. Kind alike how in Alien all the tech is 80's based. It's stylistic.
>>63704087
>>63704077
Gimme a sec
>>63703664
LITERALLY WHO
>>63704157
the Millenium Falcon targetting screens show up the same way as the trilogy though and theres even stopmotion chess. Nice touch
>>63703715
Quick reminder.
The EU is literally trash
>>63704157
The next directors can alter the aesthetic right? Or are we stuck with terribad nostalgia pandering and fuckups for the entire saga because of JJ?
>>63704168
>Kessel
>>63704212
Well Disney is plagiarizing it and remixing it to make the new canon and films so ....
They're passing on the torch.
FA: Han dies
Episode VIII: Leia dies
Episode IX: Luke lives, WHAT A TWEEST
why are people so touchy about starwars spoilers?
I mean it's not like GoT where there's a heavy emphasis on characters and plot. Starwars (or atleast the OT and TFA) have always been simple, predictable family adventure flicks. Even things like the spoiler in the OP was pretty predictable, since there's got to be some sort of drama and tension to play off of in the next two movies.
>>63704214
depends
>>63704263
Yeah and look how that turned out.
LITERALLY TRASH
>>63704282
Because it's the next big thing and people don't wanna get spoiled because it ruins the experience.
I mean, it kinda does, but Star Wars is gonna have like 15 sequels, so the plot is pointless
>>63704016
how based one actor can be
>>63703824
EU was never canon. This has been mentioned NUMEROUS times long before Disney took over. Disney just came out and said it.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Canon_policy
"Although George Lucas permitted the Expanded Universe to run parallel to his personal Star Wars creations, he never considered its stories to be part of his official canon. As explained by Pablo Hidalgo in the 2012 The Essential Reader's Companion, "Though these [Expanded Universe] stories may get his stamp of approval, they don't enter his canon unless they are depicted cinematically in one of his projects. That said, unless something occurs in a canon project to directly contradict a published source, it can reliably be said to have occurred."
>>63704214
Well, you know Rey and Luke are going to do the Luke and Yoda thing in the next movie
You also know it'll probably follow Empire to the T by having Rey try and rescue someone for the big confrontation at the end, and that Kylo and her are siblings (I'm your brother!)
>>63704278
Oh man, oh man, oh man
>>63703900
So Kylo is afraid of going back to the light? Why so edgy?
>>63704214
the next director makes black only and afro centrists movie
>>63704318
yea and lucas sold star wars and maimed his own films time and time again.
you trust his judgment?
>>63704318
Let me solve this issue right now.
All the EU shit that came out before Disney is on Timeline B. Timeline B will never be expanded upon anymore because Disney made a new timeline and muh copyrights
All the EU shit Disney makes is on Timeline A.
Problem solved.
>>63704168
From the old EU. It's Han and Leia eldest son, Jacen who turns to the darkside, kills Lukes wife and becomes space W. Bush.
>>63704163
Where is it dude? :(
One thing I realized just now is that I just laughed once. Episode III had me laughing a lot
>>63704358
>a director did something to his own work that *I* didn't approve of
I trust what he does with his own work. You don't have to like it.
https://a.pomf.cat/yxfofz.webm
Alright fuck this.
Audio got fucked and the video got cut off at the end. He tries to smash Finn with his thing but Han shoots him first.
What do you think Snoke's endgame is?
>>63704428
To resurrect Vader.
>>63704428
The only thing he mentions in that sense is he is really worried about Luke returning.
is the cam out?
>>63704428
its going to be 'to protect the galaxy from invaders' which will lead onto ep10
>>63704318
Lucas says lots of shit. When the Thrawn Trilogy came out, he said it was the canon sequel to the OT (because he didn't think he would ever do another SW movie). A few years later, when he was about to make TPM, he said the EU wasn't canon and that he never said it was.
>>63704425
>other troopers around
>doesn't call others to focus on Finn
>nah I'll just fight him myself
>>63704422
you like max rebo and the entire musical number that just fucking surprises you in RotJ? really?
How bout all the "hilarious CGI background characters
Oh and don't forget all those extra poop jokes.
Defending Lucas at this point is like defending a radical feminist.
>>63704367
T R A S H
R
A
S
H
>>63703793
Low quality footage.
>>63704425
JJ's such a hack
doing god's work anon
>>63704516
Still better than anything Disney can come up with
And if i wanted an OT pandefest done right i'd would re-read Legacy
>>63704425
What the fuck, so Finn, who can barely beat a stormtrooper doesn't get fucked immediately by Ren why they fight?
Nigger Mary Sue confirmed.
>>63704425
"... bc han shot furst amirite guise ;;;;)"
>>63704537
>ugh get this creepy white boy away from me finn
>>63704504
>straw man
I never once defended it as being "good". I loathe a TON of what he changed, but it is *his* creation, and he can do with it what he wants.
Try to actually read what people type without warping the conversation.
PONCY SHITS THE LOT OF YOU
>>63704542
I'm not disagreeing. But the entire franchise has gone to shit now. The EU, the cartoons, the prequels the sequels.
It's all fucking trash. I'm putting my head in the sand and pretending it didn't happen.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHZ4ooEg3K
Unmasked Kylo and Hux talking to Snoke some more
>>63704016
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19DjAXIYHUy
there is no comparison
that is all.
>>63703392
made me cringe
>>63704546
see
>>63703896
JJA is tone deaf when it comes to suspenseful storytelling. His characters are almost always too good at what they're trying to do.
Just look at his Star Trek and how he made all the characters good at their shit from birth, even giving poor Chekov some math genius shit. JJA is the King of overpowered characters.
>>63703344
>3rd generation Skywalker
That should be enough explanation. Luke was able to use it with next to no training at all when he was in the falcon wearing the helmet + blast shield.
>>63704596
What is the point in having him take his mask off half way through the film?
>>63704578
>My argument is falling apart lets try and find a way out. - you
and its not that he changed it its that he wont release the original cause hes such a fucking artist and he needs all those billion for tacos
and if you hate it so much don't defend it it lends weight to that side of that argument.
So I read the plot leak a couple of days ago, looks like it was pretty much spot-on.
The thing that I don't get yet is whySnoke and pals didn't kill Rey upon capturing her, considering that they're trying to destroy the Jedi and whatnot. I get that Rey and Kylo are related, but it just seems like keeping her so poorly secured in the heart of their base when they don't even need her alive is shitty movie logic
>>63704599
That was so bad. People are happy about this? "Your father...HAAAN SSSSOLO" Like, where's the mystery?
>>63704661
No. He sucked at it, getting shot multiple times. He could barely lift a lightaber to him in the ice cave.
The whole ball of blaster training bit wasn't about showing Luke geting skills (he didn't even fight Vader in the movie), it was about Luke feeling he Force for the first time.
>>63702505
Call me Lukedalf the White!
>>63703295
fuck, i have to see this shit
>>63704684
Wow. You really are retarded. I stated a point with no opinion either favoring or condemning the changes until YOU decided I was favoring the changes.
I never defended the changes. I only defended the right of a creator to do what he wants with his creation. You're advocating selling-out and abandoning what you want to do to cater to peer pressure.
You're an idiot who has serious issues with reading comprehension.
>>63704419
The original trilogy was utterly devoid of comedy. Isn't that how Star Wars is supposed to be?
>>63704596
Cool.
Got any pictures of the Starkiller doing its thing?
>>63704739
You obviously didn't see the part where he focused his concentration and was able to predict and deflect the blasts.
Try watching the scene again.
>>63704664
Rey using Jedi Mind trick against Ren isn't the same, like at all. Luke didn't really use the force properly when in the trench run. He simply tapped into the feeling. Turning around a mind trick against and trained force user takes training and practise.
>>63702799
is that in the netherlands?
>>63704731
same reason the emperor wanted Luke brought to him
>>63704762
What? Are you jesting me?
>>63704762
Wow...you are dense
And scruffy-looking...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yYUxRXpPKE
>i'm being torn apart
>i wanna be free of this pain
Why is Kylo wearing a mask?
>>63704596
sounds fucking cringe-worthy, the "bring him to... meeeeeeee" especially
>>63704777
That part was him feeling the Force for the first time. Doing it once doesn't make it a skill he can use in battle. That's why he doesn't fight Vader until Yoda trained him.
>>63704780
So she's been trained or is a mary sure?
>>63704599
no -- Ian is good / Snoke bad
>>63704816
Ford Jew
>>63704804
this is so bad
>>63704857
She's a Mary fucking Sue, read the god damn leaks you autistic fuck.
>>63704857
mary who hits her head and becomes and insta-jedi
just add water! (...on the brain)
>>63704644
Except Scotty and McCoy, they were both in their 30s-40s.
>>63704804
>looks like Wiseau
>im being torn apart
jj you cheeky sod
>>63704857
Mary Sue doesn't mean what you think it means.
But, yes, she's overpowered and skilled. Like every JJA character ever.
>>63704892
I have mate but the anon made it sound like she has a backstory we havent heard yet, her past isn't explained is it?
>>63704804
>Take off that mask
>It would be extremely painful
Jesus Christ
>>63704804
Stop farting
>>63704596
>Take off that mask, you don't need it
>Whaddyoothinkullseeofadoo?
Advance warning that this scene is going to become a new epic meme
>>63704940
But he made them extra super specials 9just... not from birth). I mean, Scotty made a transwarp transporter shit thingy ffs! Something even Old Trek Scotty could never do.
>>63704804
>why do you wear the mask, son?
>>63705010
>Ford! You...
>>63703132
>No Sheev spins
How is that a good thing?
>>63705010
TELL ME ABOUT BEN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>63705001
McCoy was still just a grumpy doctor
Imagine if Luke had fought Vader on the first DS instead of Obi-Wan and actually beat Vader.
That's how stupid Rey beating Kylo is.
>>63705252
Sorta
Kylo seems to be a noob overall, though. His saber is a cheap knock off of a real old design. Nothing like Vader in comparison.
>>63705296
But Rey is even more of a noob.
Fucking JJ can't make his characters, especially the female ones look weak or inferior at anything.
>>63704857
sue as fuck
You can't make the boys like a girl without making them perfect after all
>>63704757
Yea and I'm also star wars fan that got fucked over once again by that fucking taco goblin lucas.
Lucas can do whatever he wants but maybe if he had listened to the fans we wouldn't have three versions of the same fucking trilogy right now.
He just wants money. no vision no oh look im deep and muh arts. money.
and I would have payed for a good product. hell an original product. but lucas choose wrong.
>>63703639
>Kylo Ren is Travis Touchdown
Bravo, Abrams
>>63704836
He was still using it. My point stands.
So the main villain gets beat in the first movie
for ANH rip off this seems like it went straight ROTJ
>>63705252
didn't he also knock her out before she got the saber?
Why couldn't he have simply done that again to finn or again when fighting rey?
Is it just to force in more lightsaber fights? seems like it
>>63705404
>but maybe if he had listened to the fans
You are proving my point with statements like this.
>no vision
If this were the case, then explain why Star Wars is the phenomenon it has been since it's release in '77. He never claimed it was "deep". He made it as a throwback to swashbuckling serial space fantasy like Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon.
It was a labor of love project, and whining fanboys are throwing bitchfits because he's not selling out to them.
>>63705502Kylo Ren is still alive, only wounded. He'll be back for sure and then there's Snoke.
>>63705318
He got too much shit for making star trek non feminist so he went OD on Rey and turned her into a god mode sue
>>63705553
Kylo is done
Fucker was crying in the snow after rey beat him.
Snoke? well okay cgi snake man could be interesting
>>63705491
Nah, it really doesn't stand.
>>63703793
holy shit that sounds stupid as fuck
>>63705590
Nah at the end Snoke told Hux to bring Kylo to him so they can complete Kylo's training. There's no way he's done.
>>63705537
I took the knocking out as an homage to old Kung Fu movies when the main character had to get the shit beat out of him nd pass out before being able to level up and kick ass.
>>63703793
Such a generic voice.
>>63705594
He
was
using
the
Force
Are you just trolling at this point, or are you really *that* stupid?
>>63702505
why the fuck didn't Luke just go and kick Kylo's ass when he went full edge?
>>63705680
That's not what we're talking about though.
>how was rey able to use the force on her first try so well?
Luke didn't use well. It took time for him to be able to do shit with the Force. "Seeing" the remote isn't on par with what Rey does in the movie and he got shot before getting it right.
In many ways this movie may be better than the prequels but it only slightly reaches the quality of the OT
>>63705590
>CGI snake
Please tell me it's not a hutt
>>63705831
That's what *I* was talking about when I made the comment. You need to keep up with the conversation. You're wandering off like a blind drunk man at the helm of a Buick.
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