Rekt
Post snoke
>>63702307
post simon pegg
I hate JJ Abrams so much.
>>63702344
Checked
>>63702361
>>63702307
10/10 Star Wars for a new generation of fans :)
Bitch
>>63702307
AHHHH HELP ME CHEWIE
>>63702307
https://youtu.be/bAX-agG_ESM
>>63702361
he does actually look like Gollum
>>63702407
What's wrong with his faaace
>>63702438
Its all fucked up. Looks like burned
DAYUM DIS WITE BOI CAN FITE!
>>63702407
He looks an awful lot like Marilyn Manson there.
>>63702407
did that nigga have his face cut?
DID THOSE CUNTS REALLY JUST DARTH MAUL US!?
>>63702407
what's going on with his face?
>>63702361
i can't read that shit you fucking glib
also try not holding camera like a fucking facsimile
>>63702468
He gets rekt bad by the gurl
isnt that what the scriptleak said
whoa
>>63702468
Rey slashes him
Can I torrent this yet?
>>63702483
Yes. It's true. All of it
>>63702307
You can see the "thank god i'm done with this fucking shit" in Ford's eyes
>>63702361
>le arse head man
>>63702307
BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER
>>63702505
>REY I"M LUKE
>>63702361
Snoke!
Got planets blowing up from StarKiller?
![1398217142169s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/agM7Fra.jpg "1398217142169s[1].jpg")
>>63702407
>>63702505
is it really that hard to rotate your fat hands 90 degrees?
>>63702505
*audience cheers*
Fag
>>63702532
Yes. It can target more than one at once
>>63702545
4chan autorotates iphone images due to size redditor
>>63702547
just
like just fucking
just take your hands
just fucking take your hands and fucking
>>63702524
10/10
>>63702457
>don't mind me, a non-sensitive force user beating the most powerful in recent history with a lightsaber
Just mary-sue my shit up
Thanks for the leaks, anon-san
>>63702580
He loses
>>63702580
Finn gets rekt by kylo
>>63702577
but thats fucking wrong you facsimile
Rotate yourselves fags
>>63702580
Did they danced it off afterward?
>>63702307
Why is this getting reviewed so well? I honestly can't understand. It's just a copy of ANH...and they've killed Han Solo. God, damn.
>>63702591
not really the point
>Force vs. no Force
>>63702361
This looks like the alien in Indiana Jones 4.
>>63702637
Hype.
>>63702637
apparently you're racist/sexist or contrarian if you dont like it
>>63702637
It's getting pretty much B- to B+ reviews. Not great, but not bad enough to be rotten.
>>63702623
What's happening here?
>>63702666
Han dying
>>63702666
han falling off a bridge after being shanked by his son kylo 'ben' ren
>>63702623
try spinning your camera 90 degrees, it's a good trick
>>63702307
>mfw I'm gonna end up watching a shitty camrip
>>63702666
han falling into the sweat abyss
somthing interesting happening with starwars for once
>>63702688
Underated post.
>>63702623
Did you record this because I would love to watch this without giving GF Abrams any money.
>>63702641
Kylo is wounded and wins easily
;_;7
>>63702659
Just like that Mad Max film then ? I think a pattern is starting to emerge
>>63702505
Luke looks great in this.
>>63702710
Sorry no recirding
Come on, post the camrip
>>63702457
Man what the fuck is this? If the dude is even semi capable he'd kill this nigger instantly
>>63702748
>you're not my father
>>63702505
that pic by itself would get me hyped. too bad I've already seen all the other VII related shit which did the opposite.
Do we see Snoke more clearly?
>>63702754
He beats the fuck out of the black guy and then the white chick force powers out of nowhere and cuts his face.
Is the Rey Finn romance real?
I really hope it isn't
I liked it. Better than the prequels
>>63702361
Sssssnek lol
>>63702635
>Just me and you Kylo
>>63702307
Did he died ?
>>63702799
How was the music? Thats all I care about at this point, fucking love John Williams.
>>63702748
do they exchange any words?
>>63702623
high grounds confirmed
>>63702784
More clearly than the emperor before rotj, but not so much
>>63702793
Can be friendship and can be loved. I will bet love, sorry
>>63702799
Well that really isn't saying much.
Would you say, is it better than any of the originals?
>>63702799
>better than the prequels
Surely TFA can't be that bad?
>>63702826
A lot. Kylo is really confused. Hes weak emotionally.
>>63702826
he says sorry father to lure him close and then stab moment happens
>>63702799
>Better than the prequels
Dying of cancer is better than the prequels. That's not a useful comparison.
>>63702361
ayy lmao
So Kylo's face gets sliced, what happens to Finn. I know Finn falls into a coma, but does he get rekt?
>>63702852
he was baiting han lad
>>63702832
>>63702844
I can see some people saying its on par with ANH and ROTJ. Not better than ESB. I had fun.
>>63702862
>muh arm cut off pottery
Kylo is an angsty teen basically.
His fight with Rey ends with " I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOREEEEEEEE"
>>63702623
IT'S CYCLOPS
CYCLOPS IS HERE
MARVEL COMICS + STAR WARS = CONFIRMED
THE NEW REIGN OF CAPESHIT AND STAR WARS SHIT WILL BEGIN
DKEKS ENFORCES THEIR OWN MANDATORY SUICIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63702893
he dies?
>>63702883
I can see ROTJ, it's objectively the weakest of the originals, but I think it's hard to top ANH. I mean ESB is better than ANH, but ANH is a classic in it of itself and just has a certain magic in of itself.
>>63702637
critics are just an extension of how movies are marketed
>>63702893
Sounds horrible. Guess i'll torrent this flick
Im glad Ford is finally free of this shit. He can suicide now in peace.
anotherhot movie.com/ StarW ars7/ mobile.php. If you wanna know the real plot just watch it lol
>>63702914
I feel like this movie is getting reviewed rather lightly. If it were a lesser movie with these problems, people would actually rip it apart.
>>63702637
>they've killed Han Solo
Ford wanted to be rid of all things Star Wars immediately after the second film, basically. He probably jumped high in the air when they asked how he felt about Han Solo dying.
Also
>Han Solo dying
Bitch please, it's only the first film and JJ is a rusemaker not a film-maker.
>>63702936
He got one last cheque to cash in with Blade Runner 2 my mane then he can ride off into the sunset.
>>63702905
No.
He gets slashed by Rey and is left doubting everything.
Snorkel McSnoke brings him back and says that "now you are ready for true training".
>>63702457
>spinning, that's a good trick
he's truly following the steps of vader
the pottery is off the charts
bravo jj
>>63702960
Yeah, but the fucker took a lightsaber to the chest.
This isn't a fucking Hideo Kojima script where Harrison Ford can live on through Kylo Ren as an arm
>>63702799
Skellig Michael
>>63702904
>2020
>Capeshit, Spaceshit and Mythshit have been all merged into one genre and just being refered to as "SHIT"
>>63702913
But you know what? I probably felt how people seeing ANH at the time felt. When i saw ANH for the first time i already knew what was gonna happen.... It wasnt the same
>>63702971
>"Put him in da Dath Vadah costume"
>*BOOM* Darth Vader resurrection
Calling it.
So one of the first batch of spoilers from months ago were 100% true?
How fucking pathetic.
>>63702960
he wouldn't do the film unless they killed him off
>>63702893
>His fight with Rey ends with " I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMOREEEEEEEE"
>>63702987
>/tv/ 2030
>"goddamn when will this shitshit end?"
> >shitshit
>"fucking newfags"
>>63702989
Well what makes Empire so great?
>>63702997
Yeah, pretty sad considering how hard they tried to keep it all vague.
>>63702913
it will be comparable in *avarage* quality to ROTJ, but that won't make as good because ROTJ mostly gets it shit together at the end and ends extremely well, while this ends with Han dying and an inept cliffhanger.
the low points of ROTJ will be lower but the high points will shit on anything in TFA
>>63702307
What is this glib facsimile?
>>63703000
I can honestly see him negotiating a deal like that.
>Alright, I do this film and some force ghost shit cameos in the third or whatever but then you stop calling me
Is Boba Fett in the film?
With Han dead there's no point in bringing him back now because the only cool reason to actually bring him back is so old Han and Old Boba can fight
>>63703015
Everything goes wrong for the heroes in really exciting ways.
>>63702960
>He probably jumped high in the air when they asked how he felt about Han Solo dying.
so THAT'S how he broke his hip
>Donald Trump is going to rule the world
>TFA is getting high praise for copying everything from the OT
>a third fucking Death Star and nobody's complaining
There's something wrong with the timeline...something went horribly wrong.
>>63702992
>I will finish what i've started
Han will be brought back as a cyborg in a spin-off comic 10 years from now.
>>63702505
is that a robot hand?
>>63703040
silver trooper is pre much fett
How much do you wanna bet Han didn't die and is resuscitated by Snoke as some baggage to lure out Luke or fuck with Kylo in the next one?
No way they're gonna let Han merchandising die out with the first movie.
For ultimate pottery they'll encase him in carbonite again.
>>63703048
Definitely.
Or maybe he had his two black bodyguards lift him up and then put him down to simulate him jumping up and down.
>>63703055
Clearly not a literal resurrection. More like Darth Vader 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>63703069
She actually do anything in this film or is she just there for "muh chrome caped trooper toy"
>>63702754
movie has dumb force logic
kylo can instantly ko rey with the force at the beginning of this fight but for some reason can't just instantly defeat finn like that???
>>63703053
yeah, you came here instead of staying on reddit
>>63703053
>Death Star 3
No, no, it's a planet! Not a space station. And it doesn't blow up planets, no! It blows up stars! Totally new and original, no?
I think star killing was only decent in Andromeda.
>>63702989
>When i saw ANH for the first time i already knew what was gonna happen
the climax of ANH is very much based on suspense, while ESB is based on character development.
it's not so much an issue of quality why one is more immune to spoilers.
plus ANH's real weakness is the first act where C3PO and R2 just wander around on Tatooine for half an hour.
Black stormtroopers cause first order steal kids from families instead of clones
Poe is captured at the start and sends BB8 on the run. Finn helps him escape.
BB8 for some reason has part of a map to Luke.
Kylo Ren is the son of Leia and Han and wants to finish his grandfather's work.
Rey, Finn, Han go to some bar owned by a old alien new bitch. For some reason she has Luke's old lightsaber and won't explain why. Rey touches it and she has force visions of the rest of the film.
She gets taken and interrogated by Kylo Ren where she beats him with the force and escapes. A first time user, untrained kek.
Han and gang mount a rescue after planning with leia and ackbar and other characters no one cares about.
BB8 rolls up to dusty R2 and C3P0 explains he's been in low power mode since Luke left and is doubtful he has the rest of the map.
Han confronts Kylo, father son and tells him snoke is using him. Kylo coaxed him into a snafu and kills him.
Starkiller is destroyed by rebels and poe, Rey and Kylo fight it out. Finn gets wrecked. Rey wins after Kylo offers to train her but then the ground separates and both escape. Chewie saves Rey and Finn on Falcon.
R2 decides he wants to wake up now just in time for the film to end and after Han gets wrecked and shows the map. Rey and Chewie go to Luke on a Jedi temple island and Rey offers him his lightsaber. The end
All in all, was a 6/10 flick at best. Editing was shit, so many dodgy cuts. Predictable as fuck. Some dodgy CGI aliens. Characters you don't care about and old characters only for muh nostalgia.
>>63703076like they simulate with his girlfriend Ally McBeal
YOU FUCKING NIGGER OF A CUNT.
>>63703114
You seem upset.
>>63703099
>mfw RLM pretty much called it
RLM ARE INDUSTRY INSIDERS
>>63703053
>a third fucking Death Star and nobody's complaining
Not nobody, anon.
http://rogersmovienation.com/2015/12/16/movie-review-star-wars-redux-aka-the-force-awakens/
>>63703053
>>63703096
people will start to get buttblasted about this, it will just take a while.
currently they are just choosing to focus on other parts of the film and pretending the main plot device wasn't as central as it was.
Good:
Great music and effects
Booyega is actually not annoying
Luke at the end
Han dies like a bitch
No Sheev spins
Not cheesy
Bad:
Daisy is Mary Sue incarnate
Both Boyega and Daisy wield saber like a pro after they hold it for the first time
Phasma and Hlux (or whatever) are in for like 2 scenes.
Ford and Fischer dont give a single fuck.
Kylo is mega turbo bitch boy.
In Episode VIII, we'll learn that Rey is Luke's daughter, but the real twist will be that she's also Leia's daughter.
Han left Leia when he found out that she wasn't his.
>>63702893
I would doubt myself too, if some bitch with no real training kicked my ass on a lightsaber battle..
>>63703114
Good, I can feel your anger
>>63703121
That's because I fucking am.
>>63703053
Would you say there's a...
DISTURBANCE??????!!!
>>63703124
Based glib
>>63703133
>Incest in a AAA film
>>63703132
>Han dies like a bitch
this isn't a good thing at all. people just haven't had time to process how much of a letdown it is.
>tfw no cam rip yet
So this is basically episode IV with a tumblr cast?
>>63703153
You aren't too familiar with Star Wars, are you?
>>63703133
we Game of Thrones naaaao
>>63703132
>Ford and Fischer dont give a single fuck.
AND THEY SHOULDN'T.
>>63703169
basically.
are the rumors about Kylo being blind true?
>>63703160
It was his son, though
Doubt Han would shoot him himself
>>63703169
A glib facsimile, yes. A simulacrum of something that was already a simulacrum of something else.
>>63702883
Maybe because it's ANH just with other characters? The mein plot points stand the exact same. The same shit J.J. pulled in Into Darkness he does here again, albeit even in a worse fashion than in Star Trek.
>>63703190
he is now
his face gets carved like a spicy roast din din
thanks for saving me from seeing this shit
rip han
rip the second best character after lando
Kylo will redeem himself and turn good.
They are not even subtle about it.
>>63703190
He's a jew so he sees through his third invisible eye.
>>63702748
were you really that afraid?
What, you poked your phone just a little, just a tip with the camera, so no one would suspect you are an dirty CAM RIP pirate?
Then you came home and you cleaned your pics of any data your smartphone attaches to it(like time,geo location, heart beat level, blood analyses through your sweat & your DNA)
>poor fucker thinks Im kidding.. Nexus 5 ;)
>>63703209
his nose eye
Bullshit movie. Luke struggles against Darth Vader for ages, even loses his hand in the process. It's also argued that Darth Vader didn't even want to really kill him because he knew it was his son.
Then you have Rey who just Mary Sues her way through the movie and defeats Kylo easily. Can't have a woman appear flawed and weak, I suppose. Shit movie.
>spoiler tagged 45 minutes later
snoke sheev every day
>>63703206
>Kylo will redeem himself and turn good.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63703124
I don't really mind that there's a third Death Star, but I really dislike that it's revealed and destroyed all in one movie.
Way to lower the stakes for the sequels.
Though I suppose they'll have the under construction Star Killer II.
>>63703099
This is correct
>>63703237
Hes going full Caedus.
>>63703241
>but I really dislike that it's revealed and destroyed all in one movie.
this wtf
>>63703245
>reste ici
what did he mean by this?
Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren(who is Han Solo's son)
Rey has the force and battles Kylo Ren and chops his arm off in the last fight.
You think Poe dies but he comes back on the forest planet where Rey gets Luke's old light saber.
After Han dies when him and Chewie is placing bombs at the "new death star" aka Starkiller base, you think Chewie dies too. But he comes back in the Millenium Falcon to save Rey and Finn before the planet explodes.
R2D2 comes back to life after Starkiller Base is destroyed and shows the rest of the map.
And the last scene on the island where Rey sees Luke and he just turns around and they stare at each other, not saying anything, just before credits?
go ahead, ban me you fucking homofaggot mod suick dickcckckckckckcknsjbdjsdkbfsdfdsfbksdfbkdjsb
>>63702307
>>63702361
>>63702407
>>63702505
>>63702547
>>63702623
>>63702748
>>63702799
Holy shit this looks bad, like Hunger Games-tier.
No tension, no subtlety, just killing off people left and right and LOOK GUYS I'M ACTING bulllshit, as if they got a dude to come on-screen and say 'now this is the part where you're supposed to feel sad guize!', absolutely no effort in trying to immerse the audience in a creative way.
Congrats, Disney, you've actually found a way to make something worse than the prequels.
Fuck this shit.
>>63703169
Have you ever wondered what a PC version of episode 4 would look like?
Well this is it.
>>63703223
>he thinks reading EXIF makes him a leet hacker
>>63703255
It's French for "Stay Here"
>>63702361
Sheev?
>trained Sith losing to an untrained woman who has never used a lightsaber or the force before
Fucking hate retarded stories like this. It just makes no fucking sense. She would never beat him. Just don't have them fight for fuck's sake
Only thing that makes me actually mad.
>>63703053
time to end it all
>>63702307
So will they follow the same formula as esb or go off in a new direction?
probably fourth death star tbqh
Honestly I think it's worse than III
V > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
>>63703256
>And the last scene on the island where Rey sees Luke and he just turns around and they stare at each other, not saying anything, just before credits?
>Luke gets 2 seconds of time
thats such fucking bullshit
>>63703223
No i justed wanted to watch the movie too
The Kylo/Han scene is so bad I just can't belive it.
"Come on son...stop being bad, Snoke is just a bog bully and he is using you!"
"Oh wow dad, you are 100% right let me give you a big hug!"
"Hell yeah daddy huggie----BLUEAARG"
"Haha I tricked you dad, you will neve rtake my Xbox again, fuck you!"
Pure garbage.
>>63703245
dutch?
>>63703241
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE FASTPACED ACTION AND EXPLOSIONS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
COME ON THIS IS GOOD CINEMA
PEEEWW WHO THAT NIGGA? BOOM EXPLOSIONS BB8 LET'S GOOO
OH SHIT STARSHIPS AND LASERS PEW PEW PEW
JEDI LIGHTSABER PSSHEEOOWW WEEONGG BSSJJJ
LENSFLARE
May the force be with you.
ill wait for the camrip
>>63703295
Even Jacen had better subtlety when he killed Mara.
>>63703295
lmao
>>63703289
I think you messed up there, buddy
it's 5>4=3>6>1>>2
>>63703298
belgium
>yfw a cam rip comes out today
>>63703309
The glib facsimile of the bluray rip? How appropriate.
>>63703295
That's pretty neat actually
TFA looks like fantastic meme material, and I'm happy for that.
Of course I'll torrent it.
how was rey able to use the force on her first try so well?
they didn't even do that with Anakin or luke
that's straight up cartoon storytelling tier
kek
KEK
So the leaks about Ben Solo (Finn) being Han Solo and Leias son true?
>>63703289
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
>>63703202
>Han dies
>no Lando
>no dashing swindler character in the new cast
Wew lad..
Is Hux cool atleast? Him and Brienne of Tarth are the only seemingly interesting characters out of the newcomers.
GLIB
L
I
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Is not the movie online yet?
>>63703347
>I > II
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>63703256
does R2D2 come back online for a reason, or is it literally just "you have unlocked the new DLC content, press X to continue"?
>>63703349
both in it for less than 5 minutes
>>63703344
she's the chosen one. She'll bring balance to the force
>>63703334
>le 3 better than 6
Hello reddit
>>63703372
I wish that some one had it and would stream it with /tv/
>>63703099
thanks
confirmed my suspicions of it being generic as fuck
>>63703378
To find Luke
>>63703372
ifaith, nuncle, I doubt yon movie shalt be posted prior to the day of Saturn
>>63703295
so, when did you see the film?
>>63702580Kylo is injured during this battle
>>63702623
So they don't recover his body? JEE, THAT SEEMS WEIRD.
>>63703378
yep
>>63703397
do they turn him on, then? how does R2D2 know it is time to come online and reveal Luke's location?
leaks say its in his memory but don't specify why the information comes out.
>>63703344
She literally just holds her hand and lightsaber flies to it.
Like...no explanation how she even knows she can do it.
>>63702307
So the press leaked spoilers were true yesterday
Okay then I can finally ruin other people day
>>63703227
This
>>63702819
Yeah that's all I care about too ! Pls someone answer this
>>63703434
Disturbance
>>63703349
Maybe 3 minutes total time.
Hux has a speech in front of Stormtroopers and Phasma just walks around.
>>63703418
how?
>>63702307
Why is he so red?
>>63702307
You couldn't even take the extra two seconds to rotate it to a correct orientation?
4/10. Lazy.
>>63703434
He turns on by himself. Not explained why he knew it was the time.
He had a map in his memory bot part of it was missing. It was with bb8
>>63703372
Online movie is not. Watch it in cinema for $15.99 you will.
wait they brought the midget back for R2D2 even though he just sits there?
Does Han's body get disintegrated in the blast that destroys the star killer base or do they bring it back?
>>63702459
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
>>63703435
that pisses me off
the amount of training just to be able to do that should take years
So the leaked spoilers were all correct.
This is really shit because I kind of hoped they were wrong. It's just such bad writing.
So what is this "new opening" they're bragging about?
>>63702307
Brb making this my profile picture on Facebook
>>63703418
Any other injuries other than his face getting slashed?
>nostalgiafaggotry
>don't even have Luke show up before Hanz Olo bites it
some reunion that was
>>63703503
post results
>>63703494
>It's just such bad writing.
This. It's lazy writing. And now people are praising it because "it's not the prequels!"
>>63703289
>>63703334
Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie.
>>63703445
I think it holds to the original score
>>63703459
he is being penetrated by a red lightsaber
>>63703460
No. Go watch it then
>>63703475
it falls into a pit. Couldnt be recovered.
>>63703508
shot in the leg. injured in the should and arm by light saber. More but i cant remember.
>>63703463
Regrettable it will be. Seek refund we shall. To Plinkett we will flock.
>>63703503
heh
>>63703494
at least you're not in the same boat as the people who can't extrapolate from terrible plot points to realizing the movie is inherently doomed.
the moment they made the movie about another Death Star it's quality was basically limited to being an 8/10 even if everything was executed perfectly, and that was just one flawed decision.
>>63703274
It makes more sense in context.
The first time she completely suckerpunches him with a force blast and then runs away.
The second he's distracted by Finn and caught off guard when she proves able to use the force to grab Luke's Saber, which leads to him being blinded by blood in his eyes - and even then she still has to run because he's able to wreck her.
Plus Kylo is really clearly not as great as he makes himself out to be.
>>63703534
so finn injures him?
lmaooooooooooo
>>63703534
but he's dead right. Like you see his lifeless body. I just wanna make sure that he's dead. I'm always of the belief that if you don't see someone die and they just get wounded really badly, they're probably still alive
>>63703460
Why can' you?
>>63703255
He meant you can relax and be easy, because the exam was a piece of cake
>>63703046
My Niggah!
>>63702307
rotated it for you
>>63703099
I can't wait to see it now...
I have 2 INTERNAL CAMs, probably tonight theyll hit torrents.
Colleague is fixing the picture in sony vegas and another is from other group.
All I am allowed to say is that the picture is really shitty and dark, you will have a version with moon runes and one version that is cropped as shit
So Kylo Ren is just a fucking edgelord fanboy?
WHO ARE REYs PARENTS
Is she Luke's child or was she born from the force like Anakin?
>try to record the movie
>only manage to get the lower part of the screen for the majority of thetime
well i tried
