>100% fresh
>8.5 rating
/tv/....
we....
were fucking BTFO again............................
nope JJ cucks BTFO
>Sadly, the exhilaration doesn’t last. You know Star Wars: The Force Awakens is in trouble from the opening action scene, which is a standard compound shoot-out that’s notably lacking originality. In fact, all of the action and visual effects are surprisingly mediocre — there’s nothing here that makes us say wow, which is a flaw given how creative the Star Wars movies have historically been.
>>63698227
>google this
>some no-name shitty clickbait website
BRAVO FAGGOT
>we
"we" have literally never been BTFO before fucking redditor
/pol/ is always right
/tv/ is always right
BAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS GOT BTFO AGAIN!
TIME AFTER TIME
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>>63698261
>IGN: force awaken is very thin on plot
kek it's prequels 2 electric boogaloo.
>>63698201
This happens with every huge release, every time.
There is no honesty over these psychotically mega-hyped nacotic level films. The shit is all flowers and screams until the money train dies down, then the actual opinions come out.
>>63698261
kek
>>63698201
i like these reviews. it already seems pretty clear that disney understood what made the original movie great. it was funny and likable. not cold and boring like the last 3.
>>63698323
>ign
What're you trying to prove?
>>63698323
>source: muh anus
>>63698323
If anything prequels had too much plot which made no sense.
Fucking catalog you dumbfuck faggot
>>63698264
>/polgbt/ is always right
>fa/tv/irgins are always right
Nope, you're always wrong about everything.
>avatars gonna flop
>guardians will flop
>ex machina will suck
>mad max will suck
>age of ultron will be the highest grossing movie
>>63698201
>TFW NO DURACELL
>new Tarantino flick getting raved reviews, now this one too
It's over /tv/mblr is finished
>>63698364
righ here faggot
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/12/16/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review
>thin plot
>underdeveloped characters
>frustrating
>but muh cute robot 10/10!
kek I knew it ,everyone will give it a 10/10 but it's still complete shit.
>>63698201
heres another reply for your budding collection you fat nigger
Looks like episode 1 all over again.
It also took a few weeks after the hype faded for people to realise that TPM wasn't great. Give it a few weeks, and the true rating will come.
>fan service takes priority here over a somewhat thin, derivative story that, despite the presence of two appealing new stars, doesn’t exactly fire the imagination anew.
JJ cucks on suicide watch.
>>63698201
Except /tv/ knew it's was gonna be the usual JJ borefest and it will be loved by well paid critics and redditors like yourself.
Fear has some part in it. Rabid Star Wars fans will try to destroy the lives of the first people to give it a negative review, it's pretty much terrorism.
literally RT right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
Movie of the decade.
I am calling it now.
/tv/ is a contrarian board that only likes autistic hipster shit like Drive.
>>63698264
>/pol/ is always right
>/tv/ is always right
Oh... oh sweetie... you're adorable.
Get back to your /pol/ bunker and jerk each other off some more so you can make sure the white race continues, okay?
WHAT THE FUCK /TV/?!
I fucking passed up a date with a fucking girl to watch this shit because I thought the movie was going to be fucking shit. You fucking cunts, now everything's sold out.
>>63699304
>wasting your time on girls
>>63699304
>/tv/
>girl
u made me spit out my milk u faggot.
>>63699524
>>63699553
I'm also interested girls, and not only guys anons. You do realize that being straight is perfectly normal in real life, right?
>>63699524
>wasting your time frogposting
>>63699304
cool story bro
>>63699749
Thanks.
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>>63698264
>/pol/ is always right
>/tv/ is always right
Someone get this hothead outta here!
