http://gawker.com/i-havent-seen-star-wars-yet-but-i-bet-it-doesnt-pass-th-1748145017
>The new Star Wars movie reportedly passes the Bechdel test. Doubt that.
>Think about it for one second: A Star Wars movie that passes the Bechdel test? Uhh, sure. Not.
>I haven’t seen this new movie yet, nor have I seen any of the other Star Wars movies. I’m still pretty confident that there is no Star Wars scene in which two women talk about something other than a man or a male robot or whatever.
Literally this shit can fuck off
Didn't the original dyke ditch this stupid shit anyway? It was a throaway line on a weekly strip for fuck's sake, why are these stupid bitches so braindead?
>Bechdel test
Now that's some prime-time bullshit right there.And yes, CIA Rises does pass the Bechdel test
That's honestly pretty good satire.
>>63690943
>male robot
>>63691023
it's gawker. please.
>>63690943
Jesus Christ this is literal autism. Women don't even fucking talk in starwars movie. Fucking dont post this garbage
>>63691023
This
>gawker
>believing an onion article
>first there are articles that feel the need to point out this bechdel test bullshit
>then there are articles that deny that said event happens in the movie just on the basis of muh condescending knowledge
Journalism is dead.
Fuck gamergaters for encouraging them to band together and make even more repugnant shit
a. EVERY star wars movie has passed the bechdel test
b. the bechdel test was a joke from 30 fucking years ago, used once, resurfaced by a literal troll on the SA forums.
This is journalism
>gawker
These type of people post here actively and you cry redditors when people tell you to fuck off with your meme love which makes these type of people want to stay. Kill yourself
>>63691388
Fucking hell.
>>63690943
>gawker
>i-havent-seen-star-wars-yet-but-i-bet
>Bechdel test
>gawker
No doubt that article is retarded, but you're the fucking mong that fell for such shitty clickbait.
>Rey talks to Leia
>Rey talks to Ubuntu (or whatever that ayy lmao is named)
>Rey talks to cpt Phasma
wow so hard
>>63691023
>>63691084
>gawker
>satire
>>63691388
>tfw you'll never be someone who considers themselves self aware, informed, and intelligent while spending half your day on tumblr, gawker, twitter and other safehavens of thinking
nice dubs too.
>>63691388
>I post alongside these people and don't even realize it
>gawker
>>63691087
I don't get it. If the outrage is that they are innocent people then why isn't COD or whatever condemned similarly? The narrative says you are correct but you just shoot people nearby indiscriminately.
Literally all shooters are this.
>>63691518
In games like COD you fight enemy combatants, usually portrayed as as stereotypical real life aggressor (Russians, Talibans etc) who are actively trying to kill you as well.
Hatred was different in the sense that you shot innocent people, for no reason other than because you're fundamentally an evil and sadistic person
stop shilling your clickbait here thanks.
>>63691562
What about that Airport mission?
Or GTA?
>>63691562
>every gta game ever
here's something fun like any open world game you have the choice of not playing the game therefore not participating in the killings.
>>63691350
It's not just gawker. It's every site. Fuck even humor sites have switched to SJW style clickbait articles. Cracked basically turned into "8 reasons why white males are stupid" as opposed to their somewhat humorous articles. It's the clicks that count, and they all sell out to the almighty dollar.
This is why you don't pander to SJWs. They can't be pleased
linking this clickbate on 4chan like a fucking shill
sage this shit
>>63691631
>>63691592
>>63691600
Where have you been the last 15 years? The media mainstream media has constantly made a topic out of GTA, which isn't the same thing anyway because you're not encouraged to kill civilians. It's not the purpose of the game, whereas in Hatred you really don't have any objective other than to slay hundreds of innocents
>>63691675
More like C.ucked
>>63691490
Keep posting memes and forcing pleb acceptance lad
You want this
>>63691716
Everyone sells out their principals if the money is right. Swaim and the others are Cracked are no different.
>>63691388
>that scum is posting in /tv/
>my sacred shitpost board
>that fucking scum
My god, I now know why these board is so shit lately.I still love you /tv/, and I will never stop loving you. You wonderful fucking faggots.
saved us based hogan
>>63691212
None of the original trilogy even had two women on screen at the same time.
Which is not to say that the bechdel test isn't meaningless drivel.
>>63690943
>female protagonist
>WAHHHH MUH BECHDEL
>>63691388
>the game
>>63691350
>Baito
Baka, It's spelled Beito.
>>63690943
>gawker.com
eat shit and die faggot
fuck off
>>63691388
I'm not surprised honestly
This board has become something completely different even compared to last year
>>63691023
> Gawker rebranding as The Onion 2.0
>Retroactively claiming satire once Trump's Reign begins and America flops back to the right
>>63690943
Technically, Episode II passes the Bechdel test in that scene where Padme's body-double gets blown up and says some stuff to Padme before dying.
>>63691675
both sucked ass.
>>63690943
>gawker.com
why is this not filtered here?
>>63691837
>None of the original trilogy even had two women on screen at the same time.
>>63691388
Now we know who all the Mad Maxine: Tumblr Road fans were and why they got so insanely emotional when people mocked the film
>>63691562
>>63691562
On a fundamental level I don't think it's that different. One is more understandable and relatable but you are just murdering people and often in their home. They are also benefited by the favorable narrative.
It takes an person willing to kill either way. But GTA would have be a better example of course.
I just think if the only thing that makes murder OK in video games is if the narrative fits you have to have a very flimsy moral outlook on murder.
>>63691388
>reddit and tumblr aren't invading they said
>it's just like complaining about Gaia they said
>>63692174
Why are you so easily triggered?
>>63691675
cracked has always been shit
why do a then and now pic?
Women have too much freedom nowadays tbqh. Trump needs to make man the dominant gender and force all women out of jobs and into becoming housewives once he becomes High Lord of the Americas.
>>63692225
GAME OF THRONES WAS A MISTAKE
>>63691467
Yeah I get to be self aware, intelligent, clever and witty and waste half my day on 4chan
>>63691388
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to gawker tomorrow.
>>63692608
Let's be clear. You have already hit rock bottom if you come here.
You are just maintain the status quo by continuing to do so.
>>63691448
Gawker is a lot more self aware than Salon. It's satire but not in the sense that it's making fun of itself or other SJW sites. It's satire in that they know it's provocative and will get uptight redditers to rage about it for weeks.
>>63691490
>I walk among you, well disguised
>>63693477
i came here before it hit the status it is now though
>>63690943
>Gawker
NOT FOR LONG CHUMPS! I'M CALLING YOU OUT DENTON! YOU AND ME IN THE FLORIDA CIRCUIT SQUARED CIRCLE FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! YOUR LAWYERS WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUR ASS!
>>63693512
Gawker has no self awareness.
>>63690943
>linking gawker
>visiting gawker
also what the fuck is a bechdel test
>>63697191
It means "Is there a female star in the movie that has another conversation with a female that isn't about a man"
It was mostly satirical but feminists jumped on it as THE bar on whether something was female friendly.
>>63697232
so, basically, feminists are still retarded.
thanks for explaining tho anon
>>63697500
If a movie doesn't revolve around women it's bad.
When will they do the bectel test for men?
I mean there arent a ton of man-man conversations that arent about a man.
>>63697232
>>63697500
>>63697191
The Bechdel test is a test to see how lesbian friendly a movie is. It comes from a lesbian comic about two lesbians trying to decide what movie to watch.
It doesn't really have anything to do with feminism but feminists are stupid and took it to mean more than it does.
were an errant black hole to swallow the staff of gawker they would not be missed
>>63690943
Isn't this pretty much the same thing most people been doing here? Hur dur it has a black guy in it. Must be bad.
The new Star Wars seems pretty great even the least postive reviews say that the movie is good.
We got BTFO once again
>>63693512
What you just described is not satire
>>63698893
Don't you get it yet?
It's only discrimination if it happens to a woman.
>>63699211
dae white man's burden
>>63699169
Nope. It's monetized b8, basically. I haven't intentionally visited Gawker in over a year now, don't need to feed that bullshit. Same with Cracked. They just want page views, they don't care if it's "This is so important" facebook posts or "Fucking feminists" 4chan threads.
>>63699037
I don't think /tv/ ever presented itself as having the thin veneer of a news outlet.
>>63699315
Nick Denton has always been a scumbag. Too bad it's going to come back to bite him in the ass when Hulkamania and Conde Naste sues them out of existence.
>>63699234
DAE*
>>63690943
>Bechdel test
Even real life doesn't pass the fuckin Bechdel test
