Who is indisputably the best one-episode character on the simpsons? My vote is for pic related, but it might be the guy with the flamethrower...
OP I've seen like three episodes of the Simpsons in my life and even I know his name is Hank Scorpio, come on now.
Frank motherfucking Grimes
>>63686220
Or Grimey as he liked to be called
I think he was originally a one off character until they brought him back in Zombie Simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8kxdukigfk
Michael Jackson is up there
>>63686379
that's a zombie simpsons episode right there.
>>63686516
pretty deep lore senpai
President bush and the fact that he fought homer made me hehe...meme
>>63686103
>the guy with the flamethrower
he has a name, faggot.
Roy
Hank Scorpio
I've warched the simpsons since I remember, I watch it every now and then now, it airs daily in my country
i never EVER watched hank scorpio episode . I REALLY don't know how, I have no idea, its like a meme right now in my life
But i refuse to watch it online, I want to watch it from beginning to ending in my Tv, as I've done all my life
>>63686103
Seriously, no Hank Scorpio love yet?
Best video ever
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyANa71gvU
>>63687297
I used to be the same way with Stairway to Heaven. I had never heard it and never wanted to seek it out until I worked at a fast food place with classic rock radio on all day
>>63686103
OP nailed it. Great job, faggot.
Mona Simpson
>that ending with Homer staring up at the stars ;_;
>>63686864
no that's plateau simpsons
Zombie simpsons doesn't start until after the movie (2007)
If no one is going to say the obvious one then fine Hank Scorpio
>>63687826
>If no one is going to say the obvious one then fine Hank Scorpio
It's been said four times faggot
>>63687440
>HES ALREADY DEAD
>>63687916
But no one posted a pic
What about best bit/small-time characters?
My vote goes to pic related
>>63687780
that's being pretty fucking generous
my vote goes, without any second thought, to Mister Snrub.
its a shame he never showed up in any other episodes.
was he like burnses twin brother or what?
did burns even acknowledge him?
they should have made an episode with him and Mr Burns, like they did with Homer and his rich brother.
you only move twice is the pinnacle of the simpsons
>>63687297
it was good
but not a fucking masterpiece
>>63688019
I hate how he's become the butt end of half the jokes nowadays though.
Like, imagine if this scene were made today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_VTvQLAfaE
They'd no doubt shoehorn Moleman crawling out of the wreckage at the end as some unnecessary "punchline."
You fucking know they would.
>>63686103
Obviously Hans Scorpio
>>63688134
I like the way this anon thinks
>>63686103
I think that's really more of a Shelbyville OP, dude.
>>63687194
Holy fuck the nostalgia bomb with this character.
>>63687894
enchanté
so the new episode was pretty good
>>63688019
The off-screen guy with that voice, you know the one.
>'ey Fatty - I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!
>Yeah, why spoil a perfect evening, right?
LOVE that dude.
has Surly Duff ever had a dialogue other than in the Duff Brewery scene? think I recall seeing him in one or two eps since but only ever as a background character
>>63688352
look up sarcastic man or rafael. he appears onscreen plenty of times.
>>63688134
underrated post
>>63686103
i think scorpio was in 2 episodes
>>63686266
Change the channel, Marge!
>>63687440
>>63687931
>>63686516
episode?
>>63686220
>yfw he was based on this guy
>>63687194
this
>>63687194
Based karl
>>63691078
>>63688245
phil hartman doesnt count cus hes in like 50 guest spots other than troy and hutz, closely followed by jon lovitz in early simpsons
I always thought the albino kid was supposed to be sickly or anemic or something
>>63690338
The villain auction right?
>>63688019
>I want the biggest sea bell you have
>No, that's too big.
>>63686103
>>63691169
when she joins the police, cause benavastanciano is trying to sell her a magazine on sponges or somethign and she instead looks at the deathsport magazines like glass eater and cliff biker or something
Hank Scorpio
>>63691431
Ya those characters were so good. They could have gotten their own show.
>>63687306
Read what OP said out loud so you can hear how stupid you are
>>63691431
You are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like that! (stamps bottle on bar, and it fizzes over) I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God I love her!
>>63691346
Should Albert Brooks shouldn't count either? He played like 6 characters throughout the series
The RV dealer
Brad Goodman
Hank Scorpio
That fitness coach on that episode when Bart gets a heart attack
The bad guy from the Simpsons movie
>>63691587
who the fuck is albert brooks?
>>63691609
>HELLO, REDDIT POLICE! WE GOT A LIVE ONE!
>>63691620
upvote! LOL :)
>>63691620
>>63691566
>The evening began at the gentleman's club where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
>Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
>Okay, we were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
>>63691404
The Simpsons wikia shows him in
- You Only Move Twice
- 500 Keys
- The Simpsons Guy
>>63692085
i may be incorrectly remembering what i thought
>>63688352
>I'd kill you if I had my gun!
>Yea, well, you don't
>>63687194
This.
>>63687326
Nothing beats Mcbain. Nothing except
>MENDOZAAA!!!!
>>63692777
>On closer inspection, these are loafers
>>63687511
ONE FUCKING EPISODE
JESUS
>>63687641
Fuck his whore mother
>>63688019
Old Gil
>>63691945
Underrated episode
>Don't be afraid...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>"Don't touch me"
>"You sicken me"
>>63687826
>>63687194
>>63688245
These are the correct answers. As well as this guy.
>>63687826
Why does he carry loose sugar in his pockets? That doesn't even make any sense. It's also fucking disgusting.
>>63693179
he also punches the hippie strumming his guitar in the heat and tells marge his kids arent that stupid
>this far into the thread
>nobody has said Hank Scorpio
you had one job, /tv/
THIS. far into the thread.
no one has said hank scorpion.
Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap
>>63693298
>>63693402
You two are retarded
>>63687826
>no one says hank scorpio
Sure is reddit in here.
>>63693419
You say you're in the military?
>>63691310
That's our Homer!
>>63693483
Daaaaaaaryl... Daaaaaryl!
>not Grimes
0/10 thread
Also the one Michael Jackson voiced
>>63693510
Sweet Enola Gay, Son! I'm going to come in there and corpse you up -- corpse you up and mail you to mama!
I never can get tired of R. Lee Ermey.
>>63693509
He's in every episode.
>>63691379
Could it be possible that Barney is a time traveler Nelson who forgot his mission because he turned to alcoholism?
>>63687326
>10 times more addictive than marihuana
But marihuana isn't addictive
>>63693607
Well, where'd he go? Got my knuckles all lined up for nothing. [kisses his hand] Sorry, ladies.
>>63693629
Guy Incognito is in only the one episode, he got beat up and homer walked in right after they threw him out
>>63691609
The bad guy in Drive who isn't Ron Pearl Man
>>63687194
Whoa, the latinamerican dub sounded more manly than the american version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHb7a5fPDPA
>>63693704
>>63693249
To counter Dale's Pocket Sand
>>63693834
No that is not the joke.
>>63693748
>>63693509
how bout unnamed homina?
>>63693875
>>63693887
>>63693923
These motherfuckers
>>63686478
this
>>63693923
SUCK ON MY JAG ON
I feel like a contrarian, but while I like Hank Scorpio, I am not absolutely gaga over his character like so many other Simpsons fans.
>>63686103
Rex Banner
>>63693990
YOU'RE A FREAK!
Hank Scorpio clearly
>>63687641
She's in atleast three episodes
>>63687780
>Zombie simpsons doesn't start until after the movie
you're dreamin
>no Willy
He has his moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL54tqqWZg
>>63693887
which one is that, the one with all the different homers from through time?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BP3CLOfHTE
>>63694179
no
>TRAB PU KCIIIIP
![tumblr_m8bdl97dUW1rb0er0o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/o0dX0fF.gif "tumblr_m8bdl97dUW1rb0er0o1_500[1].gif")
>>63693509
fuck took it from me
Allison, the red haired girl who stole Lisa's thunder as the smartest and most talented girl in school.
>>63694326
you got me then.
>in before Pick Up Bart
>>63694430
Also hot. Would totally let her dominate me.
>>63691422
Seed bell. It's "seed bell."
>>63693214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1igmzkmTv6U
:(
>>63693550
>>63694356
>>63693509
One of my favorite quick gags.
>>63692961
I don't mean renier wolfcastle. I mean Mcbain. The whole movie is basically shown in the video
Okay, search party, before we set out, let’s take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father’s gonna be just fine! Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves, we’ve got two frozen bodies buried somewhere on this mountain.
>>63692961FORMER GOPHERS
water, water, everywhere, so lets all have a drink
>>63696662
is that shia?
>>63696531
>sugar sugar!
>do do doo do doo doo
>honey honey!
Fuck that song gets stuck in my head every time.
>>63693487
hank scorpio is actually a meme response
Do you have opinions of ur own? do you even watch the fucking simpsons?
>>63687194
>>63693179
>>63693214
>>63693509
>>63695431
best picks. Also, michael jackson just for the 90s nostalgia feels
>no character of recent seasons ITT
not surprised, though.
>>63697197
>wasnt allowed to watch much simpsons as a kid, because it was "against christianity"
>been watching on simpsons world
Genuinely a good show, but I am not that far into it.
Are the new seasons really that bad?
The episodes I did watch back in the day were around season 13-14
>>63694468
whatever happened to him?
From one of my favorite episodes ever
>>63695431
>Did you hear that, Lis'? Dad's gonna be just fine
>>63693178
Or when he see's "DIE" on the billboard and screams then a gust of wind blows a tree branch out of the way revealing "DIET" and he still screams.
>>63693509
What ever happened to Mr Incognito
bit of a loose end by the writers
find your soulmate homer
>>63697546
beaten to death
>>63697546
This happened
>>63694468
Isn't that Dave Crosby from the Barbershop quartet episode?
>>63697453
>Get back to work, Stuart!
>>63697453
Which one is that? wasn't the foreign guy going to be a recurring character?
"No you won't"
>>63697623
>wasn't the foreign guy going to be a recurring character?
No clue, but its the last temptation of homer.
episode where Homer falls in love with the new lady coworker.
I love feels episodes so much
>>63697652
there actually is a potential causation relationship that can be deduced from the correlation between decline in spirographs and rise in gang activity, though.
>>63697869
I blame Jimmy Carter
>>63697891
>He's history's greatest monster!
>>63694221
Fuck you
My favorite is L.T. Smooth when Bart joined that boy band with Ralph, Milhouse, and Nelson.
>Yvan eht nioj
>Yvan eht nioj
Lisa it's your birthday
>>63698273
When I was younger this guy creeped me out but I felt bad for him at the same time
>>63697603
Its actually John Swartzwelder. The genius recluse who wrote the story lines for a lot of the classic episodes.
>no Jacques
I know /tv/ is full of plebs but come on.
>>63698926
homer had access to all these plus marge. he has better game than jacques.
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
>>63687194
Karl's voice actor was asked to reappear in season 14 and he declined. Here's his opinion on zombie simpsons:
>“Years later they contacted me when they wanted Carl to return. But I didn’t really like their approach. It had nothing to do with my character. Homer and Marge have a fight, and she throws him out and he has no place to stay, and he runs into Carl, who sets him up with a pair of gay men. All they needed me for was to introduce him to these gay guys. But the script was basically just a lot of very clever gay jokes, and there wasn’t that Simpsons twist. Jim Brooks and Matt Groening and those writers have always added that extra something beneath the surface, and it just wasn’t there. Basically, Homer just had a lot of fun hanging out with gay men, and drinking in bars, and dancing at discos, and all that, and there was nothing – there was no commentary there. Every restaurant had a silly gay name. They gym had a silly gay name. They were all double entendres, obviously. And I said, “Anybody could do this. You’re the fucking Simpsons. Do something we have never seen before.”
>And let me say that it was very flattering that they asked me to do it. Jim Brooks said, “You know, you’re the very first voice we ever asked to come back and do it again.” I was surprised. I asked, “Why do they need me to introduce them to this gay couple? Why wouldn’t he move in with Carl and his partner?” Then I started thinking, Maybe [sic] they just wanted my stamp of approval on it because it was just a bunch of clichés.”
Pretty based
>>63699537
that voice actors is Harvey fucking Fierstein.
Of course he's based.
>>63699697
>yfw he voiced in
>>63699742
The movie so bad it literally gave Charlie Sheen AIDS
>>63692085
>>63692412
The latter two are zombie Simpsons though. Given the way that they're trampling on everything that was ever good about the show, it's hardly surprising that he's been brought back a couple of times.
>>63687894
He was in two episodes, he torpedoed Bills chances of making it big.
>>63686103
Guy Incognito
I like it -lady
>>63699040
Jacques was in the homewreckers.
>>63686688
why did they make him so fat?
>>63698204
"L.T. Smash....
Lieutenant L.T. Smash"
>>63687894
>How long have you been sitting there?
>35 years
>>63686220
I came here to say Frank Grimes.
>>63693249
He also has cream.
>>63697603
John Swartswelder.
>>63686478
>well... you know what laughter sounds like
>>63694251
GET OUT HERE BOY
THERE'S A DOIN'S A TRANSPIRIN'
Gotta be this guy right here
>>63694221
this~
>>63691379
Barney was smart before Homer introduced him to alcohol
Really /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A
>>63699537
>>63699697
We all read that in his voice, yeah?
>>63703928
>Yeah hi, Roy.
>>63691422
Like the other guy said...seed bell.
How did you even get the joke?
>>63693832
It wouldn't make sense to the sudacos if Karl(os?) was a maricón though
>>63687894
>...like the kudzu vines slowly strangling our beloved Dixie...
>>63687894
Southern Dandy Bobby is best Bobby
>>63705514
>>63694137
>he prefers the company of men
>WHO DOESN'T?!
Probably my favorite low key gag
Hank Scorpio is the only valid option
>>63687440
Based anon.
>>63693875
You're a retard, aren't you?
>>63687780
Everything after season 12 is terrible.
Now we can discuss if it happens earlier.
pic related
>>63686379
Fat Tony? He was always a recurring character.
>>63706617
how is this thread still alive
>>63686688
You know, he was supposed to return at one point, acting like the musician Prince this time, Prince liked the idea and wanted to do it, but thought the script was bad and wanted it changed first, which it never was
>>63699537
>Then I started thinking, Maybe [sic] they just wanted my stamp of approval on it because it was just a bunch of clichés.”
Is that why there's so many celebrities in newer simpsons?
>>63694251
SHAKE HARDAH BOY
>>63697453
Why, Zutroy here is as American as apple pie!
>>63687326
There are several more McBain scenes, like the commie-nazi one
Don't know if any of them fit in there though
>>63700369
didnt mean bowling game, whatchamacallit. idiot.
>>63686103
I've always hated Burn's son, fun episode but a shit character.
I'd go for Doctor Colossus.
>>63693509
"Quien es Homero? Mi nombre es Cosme Fulanito"
jajajaja
>>63688221
desu you just know moleman was in that car, we don't need visual confirmation
>>63708908
HEY, what'chyou talken about?! He's allright!
Hey guys, i've got really bad memory, so even if i've seen pretty much all of classic simpson i can barely remember anything at all
Me only seeing them each one time or so makes all of it as forgettable as if i never saw them at all
Which episodes are a must-watch?what's the episode about the bear patrol?
>>63709318
Just watch all of seasons 2-9 again, it's all good.
>>63709359
In Rod we trust!
We're having a simpsons marathon down at ankhstream com
>>63709631
cool dude, i'll join
>>63709631
kicks ass
>>63709574
What's wrong with 1? I understand there's not a lot of humour in it like 2 and onward has, since the show doesn't get hilarious until Three Men and a Comic Book but season one has some nice moments and a different tone.
>>63709631
are you still streaming?
>>63688134
I was watching the french rips of that episode and I noticed that Snrub didn't have his mustache. Was it changed in the international version or something?
>>63709877
i watched the german one and he has a mustache in it.
why would they change it for the french?
oh and btw, come join us: >>63709631
>>63709834
It's nice but it just didn't come into the classic humour we know and love simpsons for at that point.
>>63709670
>>63709791
>>63709866
Mate, try not to make your samefagging so fucking obvious, Jesus Christ.
>>63709982
>>63710356
You werent even trying man
>>63710356
bumperino
>>63687194
>ctrl+f karl
Oh thank god, probably not my pick but glad he was mentioned.
>>63710610
whos that old asshole
>>63686478
>What about the Beer Baron?
>I suspect he was just a figment of the media. The idea that someone like that could operate under my nose is laughable.
>Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.
>>63708908
BUT ALL MY STUFF IS THERE!
get in, we marathon simpsons.
MISTER PLOW EPISODE right now.
ankhstream com
>>63693179
Just stamp the ticket
still streaming simpsons desu senpai
ankhstream com
>>63709631
>you will never be supremetv
Fucking die ankh
>>63713486
if i want suptv i go over to suptv
>>63693179
>You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
>>63693925
Por los caminos del sur
Vamonos para Guerrero
![Season 6 EP10 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy.mp4_snapshot_09.06_[2015.11.20_00.31.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8CwX8CS.jpg "Season 6 EP10 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy.mp4_snapshot_09.06_[2015.11.20_00.31.42].jpg")
>>63693287
>>63693179
No one mention this guy?
>>63714652
I remember a lot of characters
>>63714652
Go suck a lemon, he was in several episodes so far
>>63703993
Of course
>>63710720
Revrand Lovejoy's father, he was in the burlesque house episode
>>63716683
hes a bitch though right?
>>63717106
He doesn't say jack shit from what I remember.
>>63717242
he looks like a bitch
>>63686103
>That Lenny
>That Maude
>>63686516
>>63686864
what is the lore for this? "thanks benevenstanchiano"...I've always wondered what the deal was here. just a funny name?
>>63686103
When you se this picture, do you think this is Classic Simpsons, Neo Simpsons, or Transitional Simpsons?
![latest[10].png](https://i.imgur.com/oleLtIA.png "latest[10].png")
>>63686103
Fernando Vidal and Baron von Herzenberger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOo7KXtnyIY
>>63718808
Baron von Kiss a lot
