Sup, /tv/? I just got back from an early screening of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens starring Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. Three words: hella f*cking epic.
I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without busting up clapping. I mean what can I say about the two leads that already hasn't? They're the next big thing.
The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Harrison Ford, the lovely and talented Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver, the pundit from my favorite program Girls.
This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year (and arguably one of the best Star Wars movies of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it when it comes out December 18, 2015.
>>63682854
I'm confused. Is the nigger supposed to be a fucking Jedi or what?
>>63682854
Tell us the story
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>>63684251
Doubles?
DOUBLES????
THEY GOT TRIPS YOU RANCID SWINE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeerovXpEZk
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>>63684000
Luke kills Han.
Luke is the bad guy. Kylo Ren is the resurrected Sidious, but we don't find this out until the very end.
Luke doesn't appear right away, but when he does appear he is the bad guy.
The nigger turns to the dark side at the end and ends up killing the girl.
>>63682854
>hella f*cking epic
go post this on worldstar nigger
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63412237/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63660249/
Looked like pasta and it was pasta
>>63684460
Lol...
No..
The truth
I went to an early screening along with my wife's son, we both loved the movie.
I see an island..
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>>63684480
Greetings, Reddit.
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>>63684483
>The nigger ... ends up killing the girl.
Through AIDS.
>>63684574
Redditors have seen and spoiled with pics as compiled here:
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2015&t=9824
Once the excitement dies down, you start to peel back the layers and realize there aren't any. It's time to kill the death star again again. The movie spends so much time referencing the past, walking you through the Musem of Star Wars that you wind up lost in the musem... with little reason to root for the new leads.
Rey spends the first 3/4ths of the movie meandering. Finn runs away from the stormtroopers because he is afraid, but he'll literally run towards a firing squadron for Rey... but there's no why. Maybe because she helped him, maybe because he thinks shes hot. You never really believe that relationship. You're just supposed to think they're tight. You wind up caring for Rey by the very end when she accepts her destiny/teaches herself a jedi mind trick out of nowhere. She just sort of starts knowing how to use the force really fucking well out of nowhere. There are hints to her past but nothing concrete. She was left on Jakku and told to wait for her family (or people that important) to come back for her. By the middle of the movie she realizes through Maz (who is super awkwardly portrayed, I get why JJ had to re-do a bunch of this stuff now) that no one is coming back for her. Luke's lightsaber calls out to Rey at Maz's place from her basement. But Luke Skywalker never says a single word and he was the entire mcguffin for the movie? And Han Solo, the greatest character in cinematic history meets his end after telling Leia he knows his son (Kylo Ren) is all bad. And then randomly decides on a very dark bridge... fuck it, I'll ask him to come home with me? Kylo Ren, meanwhile is supposedly conflicted about being bad, but he's pretty seriously down with kicking back and watching the destruction of a Republic solar system.
>>63685629He also is super down fucking up people left and right, but because he SAYS outloud "I'm so conflicted!" we're supposed to buy in. But I didn't, I wanted to but I couldn't. The First Order and the Resistance spend the whole movie fucking people up from left to right trying to find out where Luke is. Rey finds Luke and that's the movie, head home folks. I get that they're setting up the next movies, but holy shit... that would be like Indy finding the lost ark at the end of the first movie and he smiles at it, rather than doing anything with it that furthers his character. And as soon as the Resistance knows where Luke is... they send Rey? A stranger? Alone with Chewy and BB8? The same Rey who Leia references to Finn as "that girl?" The same Leia who hasn't seen her brother in years, and just spent blood and treasure to find him and the second she does she waves at the Millennium Falcon at the end and hangs back?? Just weak all around, Force Awakens was a HUGE letdown for me.
-quote from barrygibbfan
>>63682854
Is this even an attempt to shill this catastrophe? I'm insulted to be honest with you.
>>63684000
>>63682854
Kekity kek
>>63682854
>hella fucking epic
Dropped. Get an education you wigger piece of shit.
>>63685699
>Being new and posting
Lurk more you gargantuan sopping cunt
i love these
but im sad to see the netflix ones die down with the star wars influx
please go back to the netflix ones once this meme dies
