What went wrong /tv/?
https://youtu.be/tjW1mKwNUSo
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(2015_film)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3332064/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pan_2015/
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/pan
Someone had it in their mind that Zack Snyder was a sort of person one should aspire to.
Hopefully the guy behind Pan learned how truly wrong he had been.
>>63662221
>What went wrong /tv/?
greenlighting this garbage
>Directed by Joe Wright
Fucking why?
Roon-Roon had a hard life.
>>63662221
>Blackbeard
Who?
>Hook
I thought he was the villain?
>Tiger lily
I thought she was Indian or something?
>Peter pan
Puberty is going to hit and any chance of a sequel is gone.
Looks like shit to me.
>Budget $150 million
>Box office $125.8 million
rekt
>>63662221
Terrible acting. The guy playing hook failed every single line he had. The sound track was disgusting, fucking kids chanting Smells Like Teen Spirit. Rooney Mara needed to wear less clothing and look more tribal.
The kid playing peter and Jackman were the only two things not absolutely terrible in the film.
>>63662221
>dat poster
"Please take the most forced pose you can in front of the green screen everyone."
>>63662760
True. Jackman was absolutely brilliant. On a side note I liked the Teen Spirit cover and Mara was just eye candy
The gotpan[/spoiled]ned by the critics
>>63662221
i'm watching it right now. it's fucking terrible. i never browse tv while i watch movies but i can't be fucked to give my whole attention to this joyless god awfully edited mess.
too many WHITES
lmaoooooooooo
I can't think of a way that Hook and Peter suddenly become mortal enemies after all that shit happened. Unless Peter's actually really evil and purposefully feeds Hook's hand to a crocodile, or steals all the pixie dust for his own eternal youth and refuses to share it with Hook.
>ywn blow raspberries on her belly
>>63662221
wasn't competent enough to be enjoyable. wasn't terrible enough to be funny. just derivative and unimaginative.
PETER PAN POWER RANKINGS
1.) JM BARRIE 1911 Novel Peter and Wendy
2.) Disney 1953 animooted Peter Pan
3.) Hook 1991
4) Mary Martin cutie Andro era Broadway Peter Pan
5) Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates (tv and NES game)
POWER GAP
150.) Neverland
200.) Pan
>>63662221
his friend at the orphanage should have been Hook. Was disappointed when American dude turned up instead. And the fairy fucking prophesy was shit to.
>>63664295
looks about as good as the green screen in the actual movie.
