Welcome to erff
>>63653895
cracked.com said it's racist to say will smith said errf
Thank you, it's nice to be here.
>>63653895
My favorite movies as a kid
>>63653950
I don't give a fuck, and neither should you
>>63653950
I just watch cracked to fap to the scrawney brunette.
HOL UP
>>63653895
On a scale of shit to fuckin' shit, how bad is the sequel going to be?
>>63653895
Much appreciated, sir. I'll go now.
Calling it now.....
ending has Goldblum and Hartman going through a wormhole to the alien's planet and blowing it up along with everyone on it (except them.)
The aliens on Earth are now the last of their species.....
....District 9 happens.
>>63653950
No it's a berenstein thing. I saw the original trailer for the film 200 times when I was a kid. He said EARF and he yelled that shit and it was an awesome memorable one liner.
>>63655159
This sounds better than most of what Hollywood comes up with t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
>>63653950
oh lawdy
>>63653950
>>63655759
...What article was this?
Holy shit, fucked Cracked.
>>63654418
this made me lol
>>63655759
Muh moral superiority. Seriously just go and die already Cracked.
>>63655759
Probably has something to do with the audio fidelity of VHS and/r broadcast at the time the movie came out. Observe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk
He actually says "Earth" although it kinda sounds like "Eart"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk
>>63656018
That'd make a whole lot more sense considering it doesn't sound like "earf" at all in that clip.
>>63656090
yeah, definitely hearing earth there. huh
i could have sworn it was erff
>>63653895
literally stopped watching at that point
>>63656090
Thanks for explaining the situation we all understood, Borat.
>>63655937
>>63655840
>autistic as fuck anons who literally don't know a joke when they see one.
Why does mommy let you use the computer?
Didn't I promise you fireworks?
>>63656090
to be fair, it actually does somewhat sound like "earf". along with the lower audio quality back then, that's probably what started this.
>>63656695
>lower audio quality back then
Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
>>63656573
Oh i am laffin
>>63653950
>"I guess people remember him saying "Earf" because people are secretly racist and they assume, since Will Smith is technically black, that he must also be poor and uneducated."
The fuck.
>>63653950
Or maybe its because he had a cigar in his mouth.
>>63656420
except hes right, if youve read cracked in the last few years its a bunch of tumblr feminist garbage
>>63655840
Remember when Cracked was actually legit and made it okay to be humorous and iconoclastic?
Then the SJWs took over.
>>63658683
yeah there were a few good years i wanna say before 2009 at the latest. they were getting worse, and by the time they released agents of cracked that was basically their swan song for me.
>in Independence Day canon they killed Will Smith in 2007 while he was testing the human-alien hybrid jets
>>63656904
he says "Welcome to Earth" right after punching the alien, before he puts the cigar in
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>>63656420
There really was an article that said this... Don't feel like looking it up but I remember reading it
>>63656852
>technically black
The best kind
>>63658861
Which is a strange excuse for his absence, when the backstory and viral stuff includes a pocket of alien resistance in the Congo which take years to neutralize
Hiller could easily have been involved in that conflict; they could have said he heroically died fighting ayy lmaos, instead of in some random accident
earth is pronounced urf though
