Behold, the new king of /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
This is the first legit review of Episode one, and that turd Plinkett.
>>63653478
fug off faggit
>>63653478
>>63653478
Out of all the potential faces of autism I wouldn't have picked this.
>>63653478
please stop posting your awful video
>>63653478
>/v/
die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEZ2uRdWycY
LEAVE JAR JAR ALONE
>If Plinkett were so right about the Star Wars Prequels he would have kept his Star Wars Prequel reviews a lot shorter and to the point.
>Video is 1:44:41
????
>one of the kid's first points against Plinkett is "So what? The film's not affecting you"
But the Plinkett reviews weren't affecting you, were they, autismo?
Hmm. That reminds me of an old riddle:
Why is arguing on the Internet like participating in the Special Olympics?
>>63657000
>>63657000
This, he undid the whole purpose of his fucking commentary.
>>63657160
Everyone's a winner?
>>63657000
What if they were affecting him?
Something tells me this kid has been bullied for liking the prequels and blames plinket for people not liking them
>>63657000
Apparently Plinkett has lead to a lot of bullying and harassment of Prequel lovers. Yeah I know its BS and this guy is a tard but that would be his response.
>>63653478
half of these don't even have some sort of retort
they just mention some moot point that's unrelated
>>63657364
Yeah I'm 6 minutes and 30 seconds in and his supposed counter to Plinkett's point about protagonist being Star Trek is asinine. Waste of time.
>>63653478
Also yeah I can confirm this is Autism, though that's somewhat obvious
http://www.ferdyonfilms.com/2015/star-wars-episode-one-the-phantom-menace-1999-episode-two-attack-of-the-clones-2002-episode-three-revenge-of-the-sith-2005/26568/
reminder
>>63657357
>gets invited on best of the worst
>mike gets drunk and belligerent
>bullies the kid into tears
>rich and jay are euphoric that someone else is getting dumped on for once
>AIDSmoby makes funny faces at the camera
Legit autist.
>YOU CAN'T PUT PIZZA ROLLS IN AN ENVELOPE AND MAIL IT.
And those annoying star trek reactions.
Also he didn't get the criticism at all.
>>63653478
>guy's name is Saganfan1983
This is all a ruse, right? Are there people really this retarded that they need to make an hour and a half rebuttal to the plinket reviews?
>>63657609
>I'd throw that envelope IN-THE-TRAAASH
You just know he was so proud of that moment.
>>63657160
Even if you win, you're still retarded (sorry not sorry aids moby)
That is one of the most autistic voices I have ever heard.
Nevermind the content, the voice itself screams autism.
>>63653478
Has anyone watched the entire review? I only got five minutes in once I dropped it. Does he make any points at all?
>>63657160
lots of drooling
>>63658646
OP here, I finished it. I think its autism to the max.
I want it to be a meme, I want a clonewars review
>>63658646
You really should watch it all, it's wonderful. I've just seen it for the first time the other day but I'll definitely watch it again soon.
>>63653478
Stop posting your gay little video, OP. It's not entertaining or insightful.
At least the Plinkett reviews were funny and fun to watch. This shit just makes me feel sorry for whoever spent their time making it. I've only made it to like the 5-minute mark too.
>Michael Stoklasa
>>63658646
He just goes
>HURDHURHUDHURHUDHUHRUHDUHDUHRUHD
Every time he makes a point, and shills hardcore for the Prequels barking BIAS.
So autistic he takes much of the Plinkets jokes and gripes at 100% Face value. Faggots like them Really Pretend the Kinda of awkward but serviceable Romance is just as shit as the 'you aint like sand padme'
Love how he goes into a shit spewwing rage at the Protagonist lack.
>Padme and Quigon are Protagonists because they have 2 scenes talking about what they do
>you can still have Character arcs when characters have no development at all whatsofucking ever
>omg just because 10 god tier film makers are the only people talented enough to stray from typical film making makes him a hypocrite.
>Stanley Kubrick is just 'some director'
All of my mad
I had this playing in the background while doing other stuff, know every time he was about to say something because he'd reuse about 3 different reaction clips before saying something. And holy shit is his "criticisms" retarded and baised. Also do autistic people genuinely have some kind of special tone to their voice because I've known of about three who have a sort of whiney, nasally sound to their voices that this kid has too.
>>63659053
Autists can't detect sarcasm or read between the lines.
It's obvious some hardcore autism is at work here.
I TOO SHALL PLAY YOUR GAME!
>>63659310
>actually goes into detail about the mechanics of Mr Plinket wanting people to send him Pizza Rolls
How did anyone get past that?
Jaaaaaaaaaames
TIBERIUS
Kirk
>The combination of the words "Star Wars/RedLetterMedia/Plinkett" tends to attract a lot of cyberbullies and that is why I disabled comments and ratings on this video as to avoid arguments.
he can't handle the bantz, reminds me of Georgie
>>63659748
Does George have a son?
How do you find this shit?
>>63653478
>comments are disabled for this video
>>63653478
He reminds me of someone,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ruqojr2M3o
>>63659826
don't know, but he hasn't used the internet since 2000 because of the PT haters
>“It was fine before the internet... But now... it’s gotten very vicious and very personal. You just say, ‘Why do I need to do this?’”
This looks promising.
>>63660033
You're staring into the void anon. Back out while you still can
>>63660033
>MIC
>le ebin reddit mayamy of America being the only war profiteers ever in history
>le Columbus merely finding America makes him guilty of genoicde
>le carrying disease that Natives have no immunity to meant he poisoned them
Reddit incarnate
>>63653478
God damn that fucking Over-repeated *FACE SLAP* reaction image is so unbearable. Why am i watching this? Fuck.
>stop getting mad about the logic of why they landed thousands of miles away
>this Plinkett impression
>this Pegg impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhz_l4mRPVw
This is fantastic.
Thank you, /tv/. This thing is awful to the point of being fucking amazing.
>disabling comments and ratings
How mad can you get
This... this is a joke, right?
Like, he takes the pizza rolls thing seriously. That can't be real. He can't be real. This isn't serious.
This guy isn't real.
That's not true. It's impossible.
>>63661317
>some to be honesty nitpicking aside takes legit plotholes and logical fallacies as "STOP SAYING THIS WRONG, YOU ARE SUCH A TROL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Makes me feel alot better about my existence
>>63661317
Being a kid who likes the Prequels and defends them is one thing, but the one he systematically goes "ALALLALALALALLALALALLALAL I CNA HEAR YOU' at every criticism with no valid Counter is just utterly fucking astounding
Anyone who wastes time by replaying the same video they're responding to and the viewers have already seen is retarded and not worth watching if they cant organize their thoughts coherently without pretending like its a conversation.
Unrelated to this retarded fuck video if the RLM reviews were not popular you guys would all like them. I have noticed a lot of people summarize the arguments presented with "MUH ____" and dont actually counter them in any way and I think they only say this because it's popular but being popular doesn't mean wrong.
why when I skip around this video do I see Plinkett's review and not some kind of response?
>>63661724
I hated them when I seen them back when I was a middle schooler and the last one came out.
>Plinkett: "This thing the movie says is dumb."
>Autist: "That's not dumb, because the movie says it so it's not dumb!"
>>63661724
>if the RLM reviews were not popular you guys would all like them.
Le ebin hate the popular thing.
You aren't the kind like this tard that thinks the Hate for the prequels came out of nowhere are you? Because of some internet videos?
So, it's not worth the effort, but it would be fairly funny if someone edited this trash together with a clean version of the Plinkett review, to have Plinkett responding to and criticizing this dude.
How come the star trek defenders don't get mad at plinkett like the prequel defenders do?
I did it. I watched the whole thing.
Well done my Plinkett.
>>63653478
Oh my god he has to say "BLADE FIFTY SEVEN H ARR SEE" five times in a fucking row jesus christ fuck off no
>>63661948
According to him, with the rise of the internet came the rise of "prequel hate".
He also links to a video that shows the OT using bluescreen as if thay discredits the entire plinkett review.
Thing is, I have heard this too. "You hate anything with CG!" No, i hate movies that use it for everything. I hate cg when action scenes look fake...
>>63661995
>but it would be fairly funny if someone edited this trash together with a clean version of the Plinkett review, to have Plinkett responding to and criticizing this dude.
You literally just need to reverse every line and gripe in the video.
>>63662024
>>63662040
>The OT actually had more CGI than the prequels!
>>63662040
Its more a product of pure fucking autism. He has the same logic as this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0jeBZShGiA
>OMG SEE, LEIA HAN WAS KNDA AWKWARD ITS JUST LIKE THE PREQUELS PURIST
I think this is that fuckboy he mentions in the intro
>>63653478
>Sounds autistic
>My avatar is Colo Claw Fish
>Blade 57 HRC
>Blade 57 HRC
>Blade 57 HRC
>Blade 57 HRC
>Blade 57 HRC
>...when he used to love in Arizona and now lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Source: www.Wikipedia.org/Random Trivia
>Harry "Steve" Plinkett
I think I'll stop watching now
>>63657160
Is this an actual riddle? It seems like just a joke
>>63662071
>Purist BTFO!
See, this is an appropriate use of blue screen. Hopefully TFA keeps it this way.
>>63662491
As far as we've seen, yes. They have this Wacky Notion of having Real people in costume n shit. Instead of CGI clones. At least in that sense they will be alot better and more pracitcal Instead of being shot entirely on Blue Screen.
>oh no, somebody on youtube is refusing to drink the plinkett kool-aid and is thinking for himself!!
>>63661046
I'm fucking dying.
>you lived long enough for people to start becoming hipsters and contrarians when it comes to the star wars plinkett reviews
I want to go back.
>>63662788
It's an autistic fanboy, calm down.
>>63662720
>and is thinking for himself
>thinking
No, man. Not in this video.
>>63653478
This is like, some meta as fuck commentary on austistic Star Wars fans, right? This can't be real.
Also, Blade57HRC changed my life.
autism gets thrown around so much it's good to have a reminder of what legit autism looks and sounds like
>>63661554
I'm tempted to create an equally austistic character to create a joke rebuttal video to his, just to see his entirely serious response.
>>63662720
Is this a quote from the video or did that faggotron discover /tv/
>>63663202
Just do this:
>>63662063
>>63663202
>can't even pretend to be that autistic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x8v1dZrQEh
>>63661046
Heh, he focuses so much on how Plinkett bashes Jar Jar
Weren't the Plinkett reviews notorious because of the fact that they DIDN'T focus on Jar Jar?
Holy fuck guys seriously fuck you it's way too late and im way too high for this nuclear bomb of autism.
>>63653478
>Plinkett is nit picky and biased
>biased
Yes, where is my objective review of the prequels? I want a review with zero bias
>>63653478
Oh god. this is horrible. Ten minutes in and I can't take it. Every time he cuts from the Plinkett review I just wince in pain before he even says anything. It's like an evil Pavlov experiment
>>63659241
>Also do autistic people genuinely have some kind of special tone to their voice because I've known of about three who have a sort of whiney, nasally sound to their voices that this kid has too.
It's uncanny. In grade school there was a kid who skipped a grade early on because his math scores were slightly high and his parents nagged the school or something. He never fit in and by the time he got to high school he was in special ed. Textbook autistic kid who had that same tone in his voice
Please China. Please start World War 3 so the world can be rid of all these wastes of space. Do it for humanity.
>>63659241
>Also do autistic people genuinely have some kind of special tone to their voice because I've known of about three who have a sort of whiney, nasally sound to their voices that this kid has too.
You need to be self-aware to modify your speech patterns, it's what allows you to sound confident when you feel confident, add that annoyed edge to your voice to let others know how you're feeling, or when you find yourself matching tone or cadence with the person you're talking to. Those are all small little communication behaviors that normal functioning people do. When your brain is riddled with developmental disorders and communication inhibiting flaws you can't make those kinds of adjustments and are totally unaware that you sound completely wrong all the time.
Easy way to spot a high functioning autistic is to listen to how they speak, if it just sounds like they are purposefully trying to ignore all conversation tonal shifts it's likely because they don't realize they're happening. It's insanely off-putting once you notice it.
REMINDER THAT THIS HAPPENED:
http://thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/FILES%2f2014%2f09%2fRed-Letter-Media-Episode-I-Review-A-Study-in-Fanboy-Stupidity.pdf.axdx
>>63653478
Seek help
>>63653478
Did you mean to say he's the king of /tv/? Because if so, you're wrong and need to die.
But if you did mean /v/, I agree, this autist would fit in well there
>>63657328
This is the case.
>>63653478
>my face when not a SINGLE RLM fanboy C.UCK has EVER successfully refuted this "review", especially not the last 5 minutes
>>63664911
>EVER
Well we wouldn't know that would we
The comments are disabled. And I'm not about to start reviewing a review of a review for you to review
>>63664370
kek
>>63653478
>spends the first 5 minutes saying "I made this review because plinkett is wrong" in 30 different ways
I can see why this is going to be 2 hours long
>>63664911
How's that ausitm treating ya?
>>63653478
Who let this happen?
>when he said blade fifty seven HRC for the eight time
>>63664825
Really bruh? A PDF? Motherfucker gon make a nigga read his autism?
>is it affecting you
you got bullied thanks to this video
bones and spock arent protagonists
bump 1
>jumps the plinkett
what the fuck does that mean? how much autism do i have to have to understand that reference?
>>63664825
>Starts with celebrity endorsement of the RLM video.
Was not prepared for that kek. I think the word of the day is 'counterproductive'.
>>63658646
I skipped ahead a bit to where he tries to counterpoint plinkett talking about how the characters were shit
he uses star trek as an example of where an ensemble cast can work
in other words he missed the point entirely because mike's not saying ensemble casts don't work, but that phantom doesn't have a good one
>>63663202
please do this
you will become /tv/'s newest hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhz_l4mRPVw
Anyone watched this gem yet? I am actually left slightly numb.
>palpatine is the clear villain of episode 1
is he?
>>63665559
>'in a nut shell'
>actually puts it in a nut shell
Autism isn't contagious is it? I think if I actually finish one of these videos I might catch it.
>>63665603
he is if you've seen the other 2 movies and know that the guy with a hood over his face is actually a bureaucrat on some fuck planet.
>>63665472
I think it's meant to be a play on 'jump the shark' but naturally as an autist he has zero comprehension of what that phrase actually means
Think of it like how chris chan calls his autismbux a tugboat
>>63665559
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOD MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
IT FUCKING HURTS
LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST I REPENT ALL MY SINS
>>63665663
yes he is the main villain of the entire trilogy
but who is the main bad guy in episode 1?
>>63665472
>>63665666
I think it might mean 'jump' as in ambush or attack. Since he loves that fucking COLO CLAW FISH AVATAR so much he might be channeling the scene it appeared in - where it 'jumped' the Jedi's submarine.
Or whatever who knows, I just kinda find these videos fascinating.
>>63665559
Some one alert the UN that this man has weaponized autism into a WMD
>>636651075
Who /blade57HRC/ here?
>>63653478
>Segafan1983
Kek, all that needs to be said
>tfw there will never be gems of this caliber made about the new trilogy
>>63659691
What time is that?
>>63665765
*Sagan
which makes it even more hilarious, he probably wears a fedora too
did blade 57 hrc-senpai notice him yet
>>63663107
Apparently, it looks like pic related.
Plot twist: it's Lucas who finally lost it and wanted to anonymously defend his work.
>>63665916
Whenever I think of Autism I will now have to think of that fish.
That is my new face of autism.
>>63665916
nah, Georgie left the internet for good in 2000, he doesn't even use e-mail
>>63665559
>mike 'sambo slammer' stoklasa is the architect of the darth jarjar theory
>rlm's videos made lucas sell the franchise to disney
wut. are autists also paranoid?
>titan aaah
Did I forget that part of the plinkett review were he talked about Titan A.E.? Why does this autist say the word ae and not the letters?
>the gungans will know how to get to the naboo
>jar jar leads the pair of jedi to the gungans
and the jedi are supposed to know this how?
jar jar doesnt say anything to suggest that they would get to the naboo faster if they went underwater
i am swallowing the bait but i just like autism too much i guess
>>63653478
I'm an hour fifteen in boys, He just explained why the blockade around Naboo was gone when the Queen and Jedi returned.
See, according to Colo Claw, you don't need to blockade a planet that you control from the surface. I mean, it only makes sense. Although I suppose that since the lack of a blockade let the Queen and her party return and retake Naboo....well I guess you DO need to still be blockading the planet. I guess Colo Claw's military background doesn't include planetary conflict
But he also mentions that the trade Federation wouldn't have the resources to maintain the blockade....even though they could....and did. They just stopped. I guess you could argue that they used those resources to invade the planet. But that'd be a bad argument because those are most different resources. Tanks and drop ships for the land, and droid fighter ships and battle ships for the space. And just in general, resources do not seem to be something the Trade Federation is lacking.
>>63653478
Not to out autism the guy, but is that even a fish? No fins, no visible gills, I'm no ichthyologist but those seem important for fish status
>>63665684
That's what plinket was talking about, but Mr. Claw Fish didn't get it. You know why? Autism.
It's like pic related. Saganfan would obviously answer that she is going to look into the box (and would get mad about it). That's because they can't comprehend that them (the spectator) acquired additional information that the character doesn't possess.
Same thing happens here as he can't take this movie by itself and properly analyze it disregarding information given by chap. II and III (i.e. Sheev's plan), or even from the OT.
That's legit autism.
>>63653478
Fuck this guy for being a stuttering autist.
Fuck this guy for nitpicking a review of a movie.
Fuck this guy's hypocrisy.
Fuck this guy's gay attachment to a fictional creature.
Fuck you for shilling this guy's youtube.
Kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
>>63653478
you are not a creative or intelligent person
>>63666164
Why is the marble so big? Why couldn't it have just been called a ball?
>>63666212
'sigh' you failed....
>>63666212
Don't ask me, I'm a Colo Claw Fish man...
Is Blade 57 HRC some kind of God for this man? I don't know how Autism works. Do Autists latch onto and worship things this easily?
>>63666284
What's that? Are we talking about BLADE FEEFTY SEVEN ACH ARR SEE?
Cause I wrote this post as a love letter to BLADE FEEFTY SEVEN ACH ARR SEE. In fact I wrote this post just to be able to type out BLADE FEEFTY SEVEN ACH ARR SEE.
>>63657580
>AIDSmoby uses dramatic gestures and language throughout the segment to attract attention to himself because he is not actually interesting on his own
>>63666164
first the box and then around the basket
>>63653478
The worst part is, this guy actually thinks he is some kind of genius when he clearly missed so many actual clever points and subtle comedy in the Plinkett reviews. Youre a fuckin loser and everyone around you knows it You will never be of RLM caliber, kill yourself faggot
>>63666337
I am glad this board finally has something to rally against. This board bashes RLM too much sometimes, but now we can take Colo Clawfish and Blade 57 HRC down!
>>63660033
>Stop dragging Jar Jar Binks through the mud
But he'd like that, he lived in a swamp, just like Shrek
>>63656093
underrated post
>i had a good chuckle m8
>qui'gon only went to one junk dealer because the entire war/trade dispute would be over when he found another one
you wot m8
>>63653478
>get the idea to do >100 minute review
>never get the idea to get at least a decent microphone
review and opinions discarded before i even heard any of them
>>63666164
And he does the same when they first meet Jar Jar.
>well, Jar Jar knows how to get there since it's his planet and also has a symbiotic relationship with those fatasses. It makes PERFECT SENSE that they follow him.
Yet they don't know any of that.
Jeez this guy is giving me spectrum.
You know, I get the Blade 57 HRC thing. I really do. My little cousin is autistic and names and abbreviations are something he really struggles with. See, regardless of what HRC might stand for, the username that Blade57HRC WANTED was Blade. But that username, like most one word usernames, was taken. And when that happens, people tack on a string of numbers to get a name that wasn't taken. Now, in conversation, BigDix1138 would just be referred to as BigDix (unless BigDicks09 was also being discussed) and Blade57HRC would simply be referred to as Blade. Autistic people DO NOT get this most of the time. To Saganfan1983, his username is Saganfan1983 and to refer to him as simply Saganfan would utterly confuse him as that isn't his username. In turn, calling Blade57HRC just "Blade" doesn't make sense to him
>>63653478
>MR PLIINKET JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS LEFTTT!!!! AND!!! RIGHT!!!!
>that deep seated hate by the jump in tone
>that exaggerated hang on each bit of Left and Right
holyshit man this guy absolutely fucking hates plinkett on a new level
also
BLADE FIFTY SEVEN EHHH ARRRR SEEEE
BLADE FIFTY SEVEN EHHH ARRRR SEEEE
BLADE FIFTY SEVEN EHHH ARRRR SEEEE
BLADE FIFTY SEVEN EHHH ARRRR SEEEE
>>63666373
I want to dox this faggot so badly. I bet he's like chris-chan reloaded irl.
>>63661046
>I went to nit picky school
>now its all old and rottttyyy
hoylshit im fucking losing my it I feel soo bad but its too good
>>63666498
Yeah, that's your body releasing endorphins to send you into a state of euphoria....before you die. Same thing happens when you freeze to death
>the trade federation had no experience with jedi knights
>that's why all the stupid decisions that they make about what to do with them a the beginning of the film make sense
how does this autist think that is possible? that they some how never interacted with the guardians of the republic for thousands of years/generations? somehow they never even heard a rumor about the jedi being super soldiers? a group of people that have been the center of galactic events for thousands of years since people learned to use the force? the group of people that have the largest building on the capital world as a temple?
>>63661046
Someone needs to send this to mike
I'm sure he'd get a laugh out of it
Imma write a transcript of the intro. This gonna be a good pasta.
>>63666584
please do
>>63666544
Also the fucking protocol droid recognized them. Square that circle. It's not fucking likely in its programming. So who told it?
It's probably in the EU that droid C-3T8 or whoever was the personal droid of Darth Plageuis and was a key player in galactic events years ago, and has extensive knowledge of Jedi knights
>>63666635
>It's probably in the EU that droid C-3T8 or whoever was the personal droid of Darth Plageuis and was a key player in galactic events years ago, and has extensive knowledge of Jedi knights
To bad EU isn't canon and can't excuse the shit writing of the prequel movies anymore
>>63666486
Not saying I support this, but how would we do this?
>>63656625
>Comments Disabled
Holy shit this guy is a colossal faggot, if you are 'defending' something why disable comments? I just don't get it. Why would you do this? Why am I even bothering he is obviously mental.
Is that Rockcock64?
>the symbiotic relationship of the naboo and goongas
That's a telltale sign of autism right?
He couldn't tell that Quigon 'drinks too much' Gin and uncle Ben were dropping a load of horseshit so they could get on their way.
Hello this is SaganFan1983 here, and welcome to an extraordinary commentary! For my avatar I will be using the Colo Claw Fish. I've been itching to make this commentary for some time now. But there's one life changing event in my life that gave me all the more incentive to create this awesome commentary. On saturday August 1st...2015, I was checking out the RedLetterMedia website to look at comments on Plinkett's Phantom Menace review and found this guy known as BLADE57HRC. This online account of BLADE57HRC on August the 1st, 2015 truly changed my life for the better. When I came accross one of BLADE57HRC comments on the 3D edition of Plinkett's TPM review, I found a link to BLADE57HRC YouTube video titled "Star Wars: Plinkett's ignorance". On YouTube BLADE57HRC is known as *intelligible*. This commentary is my gift to BLADE57HRC. The review in question is internet famous, but remember this very well: fame does not equal immunity. The review in question is very faulty, yet so many people actually agree with it which is quite sad. I bet many of you watching this commentary have already heard of an independent film company called RedLetterMedia, that has made shorts, cartoons and film reviews. Mike Stoklasa is the founder and the head of RedLetterMedia. He founded V when he used to live in Arizona and he now lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Mike Stoklasa plays this character that he created named Mr. Harry Steve Plinkett, including in the review in question, and there's nothing wrong with voicing or playing your own creation. The Mr. Plinkett character has a fondness for Totino's pizza rolls; he not only eats pizza rolls, he also gives out pizza rolls to his loyal followers and fans, like asking people to email him if they want a pizza roll. When discussing the Star Wars prequels, Plinkett is a very nitpicky and very biased grumpy grudge who jumps to conclussions LEFT AND RIGHT. In this commentary I will be tackling Harry Plinkett's Star Wars: The Phantom Menace review.
>>63666316
>>63657580;_;
I like Jack. Why all the everyone hate Jack?We share the same super power...
>>63657580
hahahah did this actually happen, link to video?
>>63667202
If only. It would be an unbelievable video.
Who's up for sending SaganFan1983's videos to RLM? I want to see a Best of the Worst featuring this guy.
>>63667197
Now rewrite it in a way that could sound like an autistic anon actually typed it up and it's not really a transcript from a video by someone with a username and identity
>>63667202
Of course not. Why would you think that?
If you'd seen every BOTW episode three times like I have, you'd know that
>>63666327
I got some bad news, Anon.
So it is official. Colo clawfish does not bring up a single good point to counter any of Mike's points.
Btw, people say that Mike's video is a review, but it is more of an analysis. A lot of his points talk about things that aren't opinions, such as bad editing, cinematography, acting etc.
This is actually serious level autism. He seriously seems to have no ability to detect sarcasm or metaphor.
This is a valuable reminder of what autism actually is. Look on anons, and despair.
He's got a deviantart.
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/
BTW, colo clawfish says he will continue his trilogy of rebuttals in 2016.
>>63667580
Oh dear
>>63667197
>On saturday August 1st...2015, I was checking out the RedLetterMedia website to look at comments on Plinkett's Phantom Menace review
This, this encapsulates the essences of the video.
>>63667580
Shit
there was a part of me still hoping it was an elaborate ruse
but no ruse could be this elaborate
>>63667580
>blue nipples
>>63667580
Looks like I found an image to post in every RLM thread I see
>>63667580
IT BEGINS
I think you've just opened Pandora's Box man
>>63667637
>This isn't edited at all
Fucking hell this is getting so weird, have we found Chris Chan 2.0?
>>63667580
On god....it seems to be....
OK, I think it's supposed to be a composite reaction shot. Which was.....clever to him? That still doesn't make it a meme.
Have we uncovered /tv/'s next latza?
How long until someone poses as mike from RLM and offers him a job interview?
>>63667649
>In 1994 and 1995, I was already aware of the issue regarding endangered species and I was already vehement about poaching and whaling by then and I was 10 and 11 years old at the time. I knwo that various whale species and panda bears were endangered species on the brink of extinction and thus had very strong feelings about it.
>I visually misinterpreted two clips of the Timon & Pumbaa Show. The first of those two clips showed Pumbaa jumping off a wall, screaming as he plummeted. The second clip had Timon standing on a panda bear's butt with the panda's head apparently in the ground and Timon was screaming in that clip. I thought that I saw Timon and Pumbaa pound the panda into the ground head-first in order to suffocate it. In another words, I thought that Timon and Pumbaa were killing the panda bear. When this misinterpretation occurred, I started to hate the characters of Timon and Pumbaa and Anti-Timon & Pumbaa Fanaticism (ATPF) began! I thought that Timon and Pumbaa switched from being the good guys that they are in The Lion King movie to being bad guys in the Timon & Pumbaa Show as a result of that misunderstanding. Minutes or so after the misinterpretation, Juleene told me that they were saving the Panda but I did not believe her. After that, we went to a weekly swim practice for the Special Olympics at the Jewish Community Center (JCC). After that swim practice, I was grounded for the rest of the day for that misinterpretation. From 1993 or 1994 until 2005, I used to be in the Special Olympics as a swimmer.
I'm fucking dying
>>63667674
>ratchet and clank
FUCK
why did they have to be tied in with this autism
someone check for saganfan accounts on furry sites
>>63667580
>http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/SaganFan1983-s-top-10-most-hated-characters-566514132
>This character is not just a fictional character, he is an Internet persona for RedLetterMedia. Plinkett made lengthy nitpicky ragefests against the Star Wars Prequels and had the audacity to call them "reviews". King Plinkett has incited an enormous aggressive wave of online harassment and cyberbullying directed against Star Wars Prequel fans. Plinkett is the reason why the Star Wars fanbase is still divided over the Prequels to this day. This nostalgic purist anti-Star Wars prequel fanaticism is dangerous. There have been threats of violence against Star Wars prequel fans ranging from threatening to assault Prequel fans and their kids to SICK IN THE HEAD Patton Oswalt threatening to kill George Lucas with a shovel. I am NOT making any of this up!
>>63667580
Is this rockcock64? sounds like him doing a "nerd" voice
>>63667685
>weekly swim practice for the Special Olympics at the Jewish Community Center
I'm fucking dying here.
this is going too far
/tv/ has found the next chrischan
Saganfan1983 is the hero we don't deserve. He is the Christ who we are gonna sacrifice for our sins.
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/RedLetterMedia-is-INDECENT-565958701?q=gallery%3ASaganFan1983&qo=2
>Since I live in San Diego, I will boycott the San Diego Comic Con as long as they pander to the Star Wars nostalgic purists. I will refuse to watch The Big Bang Theory comedy show and TMZ because of their OT-only purism propaganda. After reading that "fractured fandom" article, I will NOT celebrate May the 4th because of those nostalgic purist bullies and instead celebrate Star Trek Day on April 5th and SW Prequel Appreciation Day on May 19th.
>This violent hate craze against the SW prequels needs to stop; it is highly toxic just like Titan A.E. The OT-only purists need to learn to leave the SW prequel fans in peace rather they like it or not.
Why does he hate Titan A.E. tho
>>63667685
STOP HATING ON THE PREQUELS RIGHT NOW
>>63667768
Too close to planes, bring back bad memories for him
>
The flying Plane Room in the picture is a metaphor for my father's refusal to be a dad and take care of me and his airplane obsession. The man in the room is designed to look like my biological father and I do have excellent visual memory. The Plane Ro0om Recluse character in the picture is saying words that match my fathers actions. I do know that my father did not say those exact words that the guy in the picture is saying, but those words just match my real father's actions.
>>63653478
>I don't like him therefore his opinion is bad
>There actually are people who think this is logical
>>63667685
>I used to be in the Special Olympics as a swimmer.
What makes him special? Does he have a physical disability or is autism enough to qualify for special olympics?
>>63667685
>Special Olympics at the Jewish Community Center
Holy shit this can't be real
>>63667768
>Why does he hate Titan A.E. tho
I have no idea, but I'm very proud of the fact that I loved that movie as a kid. I'm channeling anit-autism right now. Sort of like a hazmat suit for the soul.
>>63667802
They have handicaps, literally and figuratively
>>63667793
Oh shit
is his father an autist too? So autistic he cares more about model planes than his son?
What the fuck have we uncovered
Seconding >>63667686, someone should check other autist honeypot websites for users with this account name
>>63666486
>>63667662
Called it.
Pretty sure this is him.
fb/ColoClawFishComms
>>63667838
>So autistic he cares more about model planes than his son?
He saw the writing on the wall, aerospace modelling seemed like a more productive use of his time than looking after the super autist who thought Timon and Pumbaa murdered a panda
>>63667838
>is his father an autist too?
If my son were an aspie obsessed wit the SW prequels, I'd rather stay in the Plane Ro0om than be with the little faggot
>>63667856
It looks about right
Is there a user account attached to the group page?
>>63653478
THIS VIDEO IS SO GOOD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>63667808
But Titan A. E. was shit
>>63667856
Liked pages
>breasts are NOT offensive
>free the nipple
>topless is tasteful
>>63667768
>>63667808
>Why does he hate Titan A.E. tho
>Titan A.E. is an INSULT to space science, astronomy, space exploration, and hope for the future. Titan A.E. has been so illogical, so abysmal, so poisonous, so terrible that it has truly earned my wrath. Titan A.E. has absolutely no heft or reality at all.
>I call any fruit that kills you instantly even if you just taste it a "Titan A.E. Fruit". In the Star Trek TOS Episode "The Way to Eden", there was an Eden Planet with acidic plants and flowers and deadly Titan A.E. Fruit, the characters of Adam and Dr Severn both died as a result of tasting Titan A.E. Fruit.
>>63667886
>Positive Portrayals of Columbus
What is the story behind this? Why does he hate Columbus so much? Did he watch a cartoon in which he marginalized a native American or what?
>>63667886
>lives in San Diego
>hates Chuck Norris, Master Chief and Columbus
confirmed for spic
>>63667886
I bet he has a 15 dollar death note copy he bought off the internet and wrote down all the names on that list in it really hoping something would happen
>>63667946
I think he's Jewish.
>>63667939
>What is the story behind this?
>The real Christopher Columbus was a serial rapist, pedophile, disease giver, tyrant, sadist, terrorist, and mass murderer. All positive portrayal of Chris that anyone can ever muster only lie about the historical figure by denying the historical evidence against him.
Fuck Latza, this guys the real deal
>>63667797
HE WAS A SWIMMER IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
>>63667912
Colo Claw Fish pls go.
>>63653478
>engage Plinkett in serious debate
Does this guy even realize that Plinkett is a literal joke?
>This violent hate craze against the SW prequels needs to stop; it is highly toxic just like Titan A.E. The OT-only purists need to learn to leave the SW prequel fans in peace rather they like it or not.
I think we may have found the cinema shooter candidate
>>63667971
He's an autistic Jewish spic Coca Cola Fish
>>63667768
Does he have autism
I'm fucking dying here. I didn't expect to find sonichu's level of autism.
>>63668027
>This character is not just a fictional character, he is an Internet persona for RedLetterMedia.
>>63668036
Literally Special Olympics-tier retarded
There have to be more like him. Likeminded autistic individuals with whom he hate circlejerks over Plinkett, Christopher Columbus and Titan A.E. You have to look for the groups he is attending. Maybe the Jewish Community Center in San Diego is the key to all of this. The root of all autism.
All you San Diego faggots better look for him at the premiere just play his video while you wait he'll find you.
>>63668034
>Coca Cola Fish
I'm dying. That was the straw that split the camel's sides
>It is fine to dislike the SW Prequels or certain aspects of them. My foster dad Bob Erickson Hebbler II does not care for TPM but he does not engage in the asinine hissy fit craze against it. I have one nitpick about TPM that bugs me, the scene in which a Sando Aqua Monster ate a Colo Claw Fish which really bothers me. But it is another thing entirely to obsess over and marginalize the SW prequels and those who enjoy them. I am not a big fan of Star Wars and here I am telling people like Plinkett that what they are doing is incorrect.
I see hope in using something of classic Star Trek (meaning James T Kirk's show and films) to help close the rifts in the Star Wars fanbase over the SW prequels. I am a man of hope and I am optimistic. The TMP Enterprise is the ideal starship for the job of cosing the rift over the SW prequels and bringing star peace.
Fucking hell my sides can't take much more of this.
>I have one nitpick about TPM that bugs me, the scene in which a Sando Aqua Monster ate a Colo Claw Fish which really bothers me. But it is another thing entirely to obsess over and marginalize the SW prequels and those who enjoy them. I am not a big fan of Star Wars and here I am telling people like Plinkett that what they are doing is incorrect.
This is borderline experimental!
>>63668080
Somebody go to that Jewish Center wearing a Titan A.E. shirt.
Under your own tatd rage risk of course.
>>63661046
cringeworthy
>>63667886
>>63667693
What's up with him and morlocks?
>>63663655
He wants to fuck Jar Jar, he put tits on a playdough model of Jar Jar and probably hotglued it
>>63668100
I'm actually crying this is a top tier happening.
We need to get this guy's ideas and tragic srory to the masses. He will bring peace between prequel lovers and haters in this JJ Abrams times.
>He tries the character description game
>Describes every single character by mentioning their role in the movie
The following that I am about to say about my biological father is 100% true.
My biological father Don Edwin McHugh was born on Sunday, September 2, 1956. When he was a young teenager, his mother died and this premature death of his mother was the root of his problems.
I was born on Tuesday, October 25, 1983 and spent the first years of my life living in Spring Valley, CA. My biological mother is currently named Cindy Hill. The house that my biological parents and I lived at in the 1980s had all of the living space on the top floor with the bottom floor a pure garage. We had to walk up a flight of stars to get to the front door.
Don reserved a room on the right side of the entry way for his hobby, aeromodelling. He used that room to make stick and tissue model airplanes and he had a baby gate and/or doorknob protector to keep me out due to the dangerous tools etc that he had in that room. I call that room the "Plane Room" and my stepmother Lynn McHugh hated that room because it was causing my dad to ignore me.
Don McHugh spent more time in his Plane Room than he did taking care of me and he flat out neglected me all because he was so wrapped up in his aeromodelling room. My biological parents fought and eventually got divorced. Cindy moved out into her own apartment while I remained with Don in Spring Valley until latter 1989.
When I was four years old, Dom met Lynn and he lied to Lynn to claim that he had no children. When Don got home with Lynn, she saw me and slapped Don in the face for lying to her. She was upset to see that I was being ignored and she knew that the Plane Room was causing him to neglect me. Lynn was the one who got me hooked up with San Diego Regional Center.
In latter 1989, Don placed me in a group home in Mira Mesa that was run by an abusive Filipino woman named Belin who beat kids with rods when she was angry. Thanks to Don's selfishness and obsession with his Plane Room, I spent roughly nine months or so under Belin's thumb until Friday, May 25, 1990.
Juleene Suzanne Brady Hebbler whom I first met on my first day at Lafayette Elementary School had Don move me out of Belin's place to live at her place. Juleene's husband and now widower is Bob Erickson Hebbler II and their biological son is Garth Robert Hebbler. I was six and a half years old when I moved in with the Hebblers. My mother Cindy had remarried to Troy Lee Hill and my father Don remarried to the aforementioned Lynn, I attended Don and Lynn's wedding.
yfw this is just a clever ruse by Disney jews to promote the Star Wars VII premiere
On my last outing with Don, he took me to Belmont park to ride the Giant Dipper roller coaster. He either did not know that they had a height requirement or did not check to see if they had a height requirement. I was too short to ride at the time so I cried and carried on all of the way home in his white pickup truck. When Don got back to the condo complex where the Hebblers and I lived at the time, he abandoned me and we had no contact with him since.
However, I did talk to Lynn a few times on the phone in August 2013 and she told me a great deal about my father that I did not know beforehand.
>>63668223
I want a SaganFan SW spin-off about Jar Jar Binks
Everybody in this thread, remember this:
Do not harass this guy. Do not try to milk him for more videos. Let him live his life and observe from afar. Otherwise, the chances are great he will remove himself from the internet/delete all of his videos and accounts.
>>63668221
I'm speechless
>>63668163
>>63668163
Cringeworthy? CRINGEWORTHY? Man, do you not grasp the shere magnitude, the utterly infinitesimal trove autism uncovered here today? This is not cringeworthy. This is blenchinducing
>>63668221
Wait, what? So he blames his father for neglecting him, but his mother left him all alone with his father even though she knew he would neglect him, thus neglecting him even more? Seems like our little baby boy should think about redirecting his autistic rage.
>>63668221
>he flat out neglected me all because he was so wrapped up in his aeromodelling room
Yeah, I'm sure that was the only reason
>>63668295
ye, at least wait until he finishes the Colo Claw PT reviews
>>63668295
We need more tho. We could pretend to join his anti-columbus, pro-prequels, anti-plane room crusade.
>>63668336
I want him to make more art with life stories about the time he was put in time out for starting an anti-timon and pumbaa fandom because he thought Pumbaa drowned a panda in sand
>/tv/ 2015
>>63668371
On Friday August 1, 1997, I had an anti-Star Wars episode and thus was placed into secluded time out for the rest of the day before bedtime. That evening while in secluded time-out, I hatched a Wizard of Oz-inspired plan against ATPF. it worked by having me imagine that Timon and Pumbaa were killing the pandas only because some wicked witch cast a bad spell on them to make them do it. This would prompt me to stop being against Timon and Pumbaa and to destroy the witch that I imagined to cast that anti-panda spell. I would imagine a couple of lizard since lizards were still my favorite at the time going over to that witch's castle to melt her and thus make Timon and Pumbaa good again in my mind. Although the idea of the witch making T&P kill pandas was incorrect, it worked wonders and held fort long enough for me to realize that T&P were saving the pandas.
I now admit since as early as 1999 or 2000 that Timon and Pumbaa were saving the pandas and that I was wrong.
Moral: "When in doubt, check it out".
>>63653478
>the new king of /v/
>/v/
what?
>>63668433
all the /tv/ shitposers are from /v/
>>63668423
Keep in mind everyone, he's 10 years old when this happens
>>63668446
Are we being cucked?
>>63668423
What is even going on here?
>>63668295
patreon account soon.
>>63668509
It started with the baneposting, m8
>>63668481
No, shit he'd be like 14 by then, he hated this shit for like 4 fucking years
>>63668423
is this real
