>Meanwhile, in 1980 /tv/...
holy fucking shit
I can't believe Darth Vader is actually Luke Skywalker's FATHER
Thats heavy
mods ban this guy for spoilers
>>63647778
Chillax dude
>>63647726
Im not going to pay to theater, geez I can wait for the betamax.
>>63647558
>I'm gonna see this on the opening night here in Brazil
>there are non-American people on this board right now who actually care about the Sdar Warz
You can't make this shit up.
Thread reported.
>tfw no gf
>>63647726
why does vader wear the mask guys?
Intermission here at midnight premiere. Will answer one question, doubles only. 7 minutes left.
>>63647981
tights or get the hell out
>>63647981
Who is Batman?
>>63647726
sort of a cheap twist desu
>>63647726
FUCK, the plot leaks last winter said that Obi-Wan killed his father. What the hell?
>>63647726
reported for spoilers. Enjoy your ban.
>>63647981
Does rico suave get the girl?
>>63647726
>implying those leaks are true
>opening night here in our country
>gonna spill it up tomorrow
>>63647981
and that's it.
it's okay so far, nothing special. I know it sounds too easy but it be best compared to the 2009 Star Trek
>>63647981
Where is Luke?
NO PLS NOT SPOILERS
>>63647726
kek, really? hahahaha
>>63647981
Why does Bane wear the mask?
Is Snoke the son of Sheev?
How did Kylo turn darkside?
How did Kylo discover Vader is grandfather?
>1980
>not watching The Shining
plebs
DAILY REMINDER THAT:
>the first person to spoil TFA on /tv/ will be made a mod
My dad works for 4chan and he told me this.
>>63648417
Your dad is Hiroshima Nagasaki?
>>63647981
Bane?
>you will never get to experience this plot twist in full form as society has spoiled it
spoiler tag that shit
>>63647726
And leia is his sister
>post-premiere
You faggots kept saying Lando was Chewie's dad and that Han was a former Jedi running away from his past. /tv/ was wrong YET AGAIN.
>>63648417
what does TFW stand for?
>>63648417
TELL DA TROOF
>>63647726
>Vader is Luke's dad
>ever
Hello reddit.
> no spoilers
TR*GGERED
MODS
>>63647726
80% of you asspie fucks weren't even alive then. 80''s /tv/ would be gloriously quiet
Very oldfag here.I was ten years old and standing in line to see ESB and I swear to jesus the exit door burst open and a monstrosity of a fucking neckbeard came bellowing out "I CAN'T BELIEVE VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER" Fortunately the spectacle of the Hoth battle made me forget that until he actually said it in the movie. I've hated you spoilery fucks ever since. I honestly cannot understand the pathetic mindset that does that kind of shit. What do you get out of it?
>>63653785
You weren't alive either. Stop trying so hard to fit in.
>>63647981
every reply before me was trolled
the movie premiers at the 17th
>>63654106
they probably have problems at home, like a disease or a sick relative, or their parents are drugdealers or rightwingers, or they were repeatedly molested as children.
that Boba is swag
>>63647981
how did you find a payphone to plug your terminal into?
>1980
>people on this board still haven't invested stock in Enron and Standard Oil
When will the autism end?
>>63655619
Please anon, autism was only invented in the mid 2000's
>>63655619
M8, Gulf and Western is where it's at.
>>63647858
This is a good thing desu senpai
>>63647726
I have a cousin working at Fox, got some spoilers for Star Wars 3Vader isn't Luke's father, it's a trick by the Emperor to manipulate Luke into joining the dark by feeling a connection to Darth, who is pure evil.
It turns out Obi Wan killed Luke's father, because he was going to turn to the dark side like Darth did.
The Emperor we saw is an early stand-in design, you can't see him well on purpose. In the next film he's this really tall alien with dark blue skin
Luke and Leia get married, Han leaves in a bittersweet ending
Dude
>>63647726
They actual made a sequel to this shit? It was fun once but there's no way they can make something that good again.
>>63655968
i like it. Can't wait to see it. Let's double-feature it and also see Twilight Zone the Movie.
>>63647726
BLACKED when?
>>63655968
For fuck sake this actually sounds like a fake leak i would hear about tfa.
