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~/tv/ writes a screenplay edition~
https://WriterDuet.com/x#BD5T5_KZJ68W5CKZSER
1.) Register an account. You can use a fake email if you want, it's all pretty easy.
2.) Create art.
I'd try a google doc, but it would make formatting pretty difficult.
>>63644360
Machinarium reporting in
Could this make /tv/ great again?
>>63644749
Doesn't look like it.
I just started writing a kinda cheesy teen horror flick. It's about a girl who gets adopted to these super christian goody two shoes parents. Long stry short, it turns out they're mr and mrs Satan. Shenanigans ensue.
If you've seen The Faculty you know what kind of movie I mean.
>>63645087
Are the devil parents trying to sacrifice the girl or something?
>>63644360
Why don't we try to write this?
>>63645158
I dunno, something like that maybe.
I haven't really fleshed it out. My whole idea is that the entire community this girl arrives in, is super christian, almost sect-like. She's harassed and stalked by the townsfolk, and her peers in school; they claim "the devil has come to town". In the end the whole twist is meant to be that she thinks they're out to get her, but in reality, the christian cultists are the good guys, trying to get to her devil parents.
>>63644360
A friend of mine's coming back for Christmas Break, and I think I wanna write a small, violent script. Nothing more than, say, three minutes, but something interesting that can justify mindless bloody violence.
>>63644360
Can we get Max Landis to help out? Maybe get Culkin to direct?
>>63645336
Memes are funny. Memes better than story. Memes better than character.
South Park references are funnier than memes.
>>63646097
You should go Kung-Fu
>>63646632
That's what I was thinking.
>>63644855
>implying this isn't genius
A few years ago me and my bro made an hour long movie without a script.It was terrible.
>>63647244
We could use a man with your ability
We made it to page 5. Not bad, honestly.
>>63647244
gay porn isn't an achievement if you use viagra
get in here
This script is something fucking else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QVnfb-0Pow
Can someone post that old /tv/ script about a detective? I don't really remember anything else about it but it was pretty funny.
If you guys don't mind, I'm going to hand this in to my advisor tomorrow as my Fartology Ph.D. thesis. Do me well, lads ;)
>>63648381
It wasn't porn.
I'll even stream it to prove it but I won't.
>>63649192
John Core?
>>63650211
Yeah, that sounds right.
>>63650238
Took a bit, but here you are.
1/10
>>63650587
lol I can't believe he said that.
>>63650550
this is a masterpiece
>>63650550
Can you dump the file?
