So I watched this movie because I heard it was amazing and it turns out it's just kind of okay.
What gives?
>>63643195
It's amazing for pedos.
half-decent flick desu senpai
It has a weird aesthetic and some people want to fuck baby Natalie Portman.
I agree that it was mediocre. The story was wacky as fuck and the movie devolved into mindless boring action.
>it's a reddit makes a Leon thread episode
>it's another pointless retarded thread episode
>>63643195
Watch it again. Look deeper. Go beyond the surface.
>>63643245
Yeah, the story went from the girl's parents getting killed, to Leon training her for like 10 minutes (pretty much only one sequence of them showing us her training), to Leon killing MULTIPLE people inside the police station, to Stan for some reason being able to call up a fucking army for this one guy without anyone questioning it.
Gary Oldman was probably the best part of the movie but they didn't even really show his character all that much beyond the first 20 minutes and that one scene in the bathroom.
hnnnng that choker
>>63643548
What do you like about it?
>>63643195
that LOOK in her eyes
>>63643195
You don't know why people on /tv/ like it?
Come on, take a wild guess.
>Leon thread
>it actually appraises the movie accurately
wha??
>hating on Leon thread
woah
>>63643516
Did you watch the US version?
>>63643516
Watch the director's cut.
Friendly reminder that the scenes they cut out of the US release are key. If you've only seen the bastardized american version, please change that immediately.
>>63643765
What did Besson mean by this?
>>63643195
jean reno is just a pretty cool guy and natalie is hot
>>63643195
Imagine being Reno in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Natalie Portman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body, horrific wife-beater and short hair. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old transboy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Reno and not only sit in that chair while Natalie Portman flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she dresses up in silly clothes. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, NATALIE PORTMAN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of thai boys and MTF pozzed up faggs from craigslist for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you,smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Reno.
>he didn't fall in love with Mathilda
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>>63644206
Reported to Jerusalem. Lewdness will not be tolerated in Leon threads. Potted plant is standing guard.
call the shoah foundation
nataloli portman
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>>63644320
Potted plant is the key to all this
>>63643195
What happened to your heart OP?
>>63644474
Bump for based potted plant
>>63645905
bumps?
>>63646056
LEWD
>>63646056
>somehow magically hear Bjork in my head as I watch this webm
>>63646126
Which song?
>>63646134
Venus as a Boy. It's been years since I've seen the movie so I don't even know if that was playing during this scene, but that's what I just heard in my head.
mediocre movie is mediocre
only remembered because pedos
>>63647019
>pedos
>>63643516
you watched the shitty version
Is there any other actress who has stayed as perfect as Hershlag for over 20 years from child to adult?
Do not sexualise the daughterfu
>>63650430
i doubt it
>>63650430
She was 100x hotter in Leon than she is now
She potential, she had everything, now she is just another, whining SJW slag
>>63650744
>whining SJW slag
She hates Netanyahu, told off a Zionist producer in an email and has said that she won't do Holocaust films because Hollywood should focus on other genocides than the Jewish one.
>>63643195
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>tfw no tiny hershlag maid/apprentice/assistant that never ages
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>>63651921
Literally only female in the world who looks attractive when bald
>>63643195
The movie is okay and there's only one reason why we keep coming back to it.
No one here would ever watch it again if the Mathilda character was a guy.
>>63643195
I thought it was just okay. Kind of a neat story. Iv gone back a couple times since it's release to revisit the characters.
All in all it wasn't super cool.
