Are you ready for the disappointment that will be Half in the Bag Episode 100?
The Force Awakens Spectacular?
It will be glorious.
>>63636035
For you.
i hope it has that fucker rich evans
Jack will probably be in it.
It will be a Plinkett reviewdone by Rich Evans's Plinkett.
It better Ishtar
>>63636411
Plinkett review needs more time because he needs footage from the actual movie
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>>63636308
Don't even joke about that ... seriously, that would ruin my year.
>>63636709
>>63636660
did you really have to fix that mistake
>>63636783
I did.
If they got better at movie effects they could just cut Rich Evans Plinkett and add a second Mike as Plinkett
it will be an economic AND spiritual disaster that will only be topped by space flop
>>63636020
it better be the length of the plinkett reviews mate to be honest
>>63636864
It needs to be at least an hour long, with Rich Evans. If it's just Mike and Jay talking for 30mins or so, I'm gonna be disappointed.
>>63636845
Why is it that people who make funny videos feel like they know how to make a real movie?
It it just because they watch a lot of movies and criticize them, and they feel they're qualified?
>>63637042
I'm pretty sure both Mike and Jay went to film school, and wanted to be filmmakers long before they started RedLetterMedia.
Whatever it is, I guarantee it will not be The Force Awakens.
It'll be something else. It'll be Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip or something.
>>63637133
Jay dropped out of film school. Not sure about Mike.
>>63637133
>I'm pretty sure both Mike and Jay went to film school
They should have gone to films
>>63637133
That's what James Rolfe said too
>>63637173
They don't have the balls to fuck with their audience that bad.
>>63637133
And that's why they work in walmart
>>63636020
>some sad fuck out there watched 99 episodes of this shit
The world is a strange place
>>63637226
I think they do. Besides, it's not like they won't do a review of The Force Awakens. It just won't be their 100th episode.
I wouldn't be surprised if they don't review anything and it's some other kind of video altogether. Kind of like their "review" of Step Up Revolution.
>>63637267
I've watched them all at least twice ...
>>63637284
They might do a bait and switch like that, but I guarantee that they would release the Star Wars review almost immediately after putting out the joke video.
If dubs RLM shills go kill themselves right now
>yfw it's a review for the Point Break remake
>>63637367
I'd believe this.
I hope they put it out fast so I'll have an opinion to parrot.
>>63637422
If they did something like this, it would most certainly be the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. It comes out the same day as Star Wars.
>>63637344
Why do you seem to think that RLM is terrified of their fans? Do you think Mike is afraid that if he plays the wrong joke on his fans than they'll come through the screen and kill him?
Do you think that if they released a joke review, and then released a real review a week later then they would lose all of their fans during that week and then none of them would watch the real review? Of course they'd watch the real review. That's exactly what they've been waiting to watch.
>>63637445
I hope they put it out fast so I'll have a more informed opinion.
>>63637445
jay puts out alright
>>63637367
I just watched the TFA speculation video from November last night, the one with Evans in it. Why is Rich so fucking autistic?
>>63637508
because he's a normie
>>63637367
I'm expecting something like that, they'd want you to believe it's star wars obviously
>>63637508
His parents died at a young age due to drug addictions.
Not even kidding.
>>63636020
Dubs never disappoint silly OP
>>63637466
Because it's Star Wars ... it's the franchise that built RLM. This will be their most anticipated review ever. The fact that they have been releasing extra Star Wars related content during the run-up proves that even they are taking it seriously.
>>63637562
>>63637267
>he hasn't seen all the Plinkett reviews, HitB, BotW, Pre Rec both twitch and youtube and listened to the commentaries while watching the respective movies
Wow just wow
i hope the episode is well-edited and doesn't rely on too many edit-based gags.
>>63637562
that explains this
They should just kick out AIDS Moby and it'll be great
inb4 Max Landis is in this too
Is there a pic of Rich's gf?
>>63637937
karin franklin from chicago, you can find her on facebook
>>63636020
I've seen 2 or 3 of these and they're all disappointing
they just sit around saying "this movie was good but I didn't' like X and Y"
I mean they praised the Hobbit movies for fuck's sake
>>63638003
>he's on Facebook
Fucking normies
>>63637267
>hasn't watched them all, including the special editions
wew lad
>>63638031
Don't think you know what the word "praised" means.
>>63638412
they said "it's a very good movie" which is bad enough
>>63638487
They were speaking on a technical level. They're also very well aware of the movies shortcomings. Now I can see why you wouldn't like them. You apparently can't grasp concepts with more thought put into them than "it sucks" or "it's great."
>>63637591
That doesn't answer my question though. That only tells me why fans would excited about the review.
I'm asking what reason RLM has to be terrified of their fans in the way you're describing. The worst they could do is to not watch the actual Force Awakens review when it comes out, and there's no chance of that happening, so there's no reason for RLM to be so afraid of their fans.
>>63638530
on a technical level it's a pile of dogshit
do you want to embarrass yourself some more?
>>63636308
Swell.
>>63638583
I should be embarrassed because other people have a different opinion than you? How does that work?
Does Jay have a gf/bf?
>>63637042
my personal impression is that they always loved film making, but are pretty aware that anything they could ever do would be kinda shit because of money and talent restraints, so they decided to stay in the b movie genre, which they of course love. nothing pretentious about it. they do what they love
>>63637194
Mike graduated from the same university as Latza.
>>63637208
What's going on here?
>>63638747
Would Quentin appear on Half in the bag
>>63638778
doesn't he hate every movie released after 1980?
>>63638813
He must hate his own movies considering how bad he makes them
>>63637728
What? It was serious?
>>63638689
We don't know. He seems to try to keep his personal life off the Internet as much as possible.
>>63638813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0WlHbBhdc&ab_channel=QuentinTarantinoHD
you're mistaking him with /tv/
Jay is MGTOW
red kek media
>>63636035
It's going to be a Ridiculous 6 fakeout.
Then Star Wars will be 101.
>>63638059
>karin franklin
>>63638003
>>63637937
pics or gtfo
So, Mike, what did you think of Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
>>63639009
Men going there own way, its bascially what you get when a pua gives up
>Luke, did I ever tell you that all the words I'm telling you now are going to be meme'd on for eons by basement dwelling image bulletin frequenters?
>>63639520
It will be Mike shooting himself
>>63641083
mike doesn't know how to operate a camera
>>63639951
I thought it was...good, Mike.
>>63641247
Just…good?
>>63638031
Hitb has always been 2 or 3 times longer than necessary. Machinima knew this when they used to host Hitb as 10 minute segments, which is how long they should be.
when is mike going to replace jay with chris stuckman
>>63639951
Jay: I hated it.
Mike: Really?
Jay: Well I didn't *hate* it...
>>63639951
>So mike, what did you think of Star Trek episode 7-11: The Force wakes up?
>Star Wars episode VII was the most disappointing thing since my grandson
fify
>>63638586
Hey, hey.
He-he.
>>63641665
that's not going to happen
>>63641573
Every time.
>they review chipmunks instead
trolled
>>63636020
>nobody speculating the obligatory Colo Claw fish review of the RLM review
