darth vader is luke's father
>>63634302
MODS!
>>63634302
Wait just a minute here, just tell me one thing that
>>63634302
Make it a public ban, mods
>>63634302
lol spoiler alert!!! xD
why bro why
what the fuck? I was about to marathon all the star wars movies for the first time before I watch the new one
mooooooods
HE ALSO BUILT C-3PO!!
The woman in the crying game is actually a man
>>63634302
Next thing you will say is thatLeia is Lukes sister. Keep those silly lies to yourself.
>>63634302
MODS
Han kills Greedo
>OP isnt banned yet
baka desu mods
Star Wars is a movie
>>63635067It's actually a flick
>>63634302
To think people can get away with posting such obvious fake shit here
Rylo Ken is Leia
>>63635007
But they kissed. Making Leia Luke's sister is messed up.
Looks like if Luke and Leia are related, George is basically confirmed for incest fiend.
sand isn't actually evil
>>636351184chan is reddit's father
>>63634302
Simply epic Bro
No but seriously that's some Youtube-tier "comedy" right there
>>63635126
luke getting kucked by his degernate friend is a better story anyway.
>this entire thread
The prequels are actually good.
This site is indistinguishable from Reddit now. Spoiling over-hyped new releases has been a 4chan staple since Snape killed Dumbledore. I don't give a shit about Star Wars and I'm going to read spoilers at the earliest opportunity and post them all over 4chan.
>>63635118
You're everything that's wrong.
KASPAR HAUSER IS KEVIN SPACEY
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
SENATOR PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD
ROSEBUD IS THE NAME OF HIS SLED
NORMAN BATES DRESSES UP AND PRETENDS HE'S HIS MOM
THE PLANET OF THE APES WAS ACTUALLY EARTH ALL ALONG
HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
IN MASS EFFECT 3 YOU CAN DESTROY ALL ORGANICS, MERGE WITH THE REAPERS, OR MERGE ALL ORGANICS WITH SYNTHETICS
TYLER DURDEN IS A SPLIT PERSONALITY OF THE NARRATOR
IN FALLOUT 4 YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN
SEPHIROTH KILLS AERITH
YOU ARE REVAN
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
ATLAS IS ACTUALLY FRANK FONTAINE, HE WAS BRAINWASHING YOU BY SAYING WOULD YOU KINDLY
THE WORLD OF ASSASSIN'S CREED IS A VIRTUAL SIMULATION
JOHN MARSTON DIES
METAL GEAR SOLID 2 IS A SIMULATION OF METAL GEAR SOLID 1 CREATED BY THE PATRIOTS
KESSLER IS ACTUALLY A FUTURE VERSION OF COLE SENT BACK IN TIME
ROBB STARK, JOFFREY, EDDARD STARK, AND TYWIN ALL DIE
ADACHI IS THE KILLER
JUNKO WAS BEHIND EVERYTHING
SAMUS IS A WOMAN
JAMES KILLED HIS WIFE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY A CAT ALL ALONG
GUY PEARCE KILLS HIS OWN WIFE BY INJECTING HER WITH TOO MUCH INSULIN, HE INTENTIONALLY MAKES HIMSELF FORGET ABOUT IT
THE ALIENS ARE WEAK AGAINST WATER
THERE NEVER WAS AN AARON, ROY WAS ONLY PRETENDING THAT HE HAD A SPLIT PERSONALITY TO FOOL EVERYONE
SAM WAS NEVER RESCUED AT THE END OF BRAZIL
HIS WIFE'S HEAD IS IN THE BOX
THE VILLAGE IS IN MODERN TIMES, EVERYONE IS DRESSED IN COSTUMES
DAE-SU WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER THE ENTIRE TIME WITHOUT REALIZING IT
YOU ARE STRELOK
SUPER MARIO BROS 2 WAS ALL A DREAM
THE GREEK GODS ARE ACTUALLY ANCIENT ALIENS
THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT IS THE FINAL BOSS
THE ENTIRE PLOT WAS ONE ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PRANK
SHE'S HER SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER
REALITY AS WE KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY THE DREAM OF A SLEEPING GOD
REZNOV WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
ALL OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS WERE YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
MILLER IS LIQUID IN DISGUISE
OCELOT WAS HYPNOTIZING HIMSELF THE ENTIRE TIME
THE TITANIC HITS AN ICEBERG
Opening shot is off a star destroyer flying overhead as per new hope, but half of it is revealed to have been blown away.
>>63635447
>Reznov was dead all along
Only good twist in your post tbqh.
>>63635118
>implying you're not the reddit cancer
rey is leia and jabbas daughter
>>63635353
mah nig nog
>>63635447
>HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE
>not Bruce Willis was dead all along
Nigga can you even into spoilers
>JAMES KILLED HIS WIFE
Also, fuck you, I literally just started playing
snape kills dumbdoor was justs a youtube video you plebs.
and theyve banned for spoiling since forever
No, that's not true
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Hi there reddit, are you having fun?
>>63635799
(You)
Harry Potters parents die
Bane crashes the plane with no survivors
>>63636120
But why would he do that?
>>63635447
>almost all videogames
>>>/v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swoKRxmcIsY
>>63635447
Oh no, I was wrong
It was earth all along
I guess you finally made a monkey
Out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHi2fXZPSIw
>>63636393
GASP!!! THAT WAS OUR PLANET!
>>63635799
good for you
