Join me in pledging that you won't be an asshole this holiday season, ok? No. Seriously. Join me. And share. Don't be that person.
should i make a reddit account?
you got my ass and my signature on any petition you may bring forward, op.
i'm specifically going to look out for people on reddit who haven't seen it yet and msg spoilers to their inbox
haha that's what you get for being a kek
>>63631564
>mfw reddit plebs don't know how to ban evade
Don't come to /tv/ tommorow you guys
Kylo Rin kills dumbledore. Rey is the Twilight Princess.
You could just avoid /tv/ until you've seen the movie.
That's what I'm going to do.
>>63631564
fuck you i will spoil everyone i know that's what you get for being a faggot and not securing midnight screening tickets
bruce willis was dead the whole time
I only care about being spoiled for movies I'm looking forward to seeing. I actually want to be completely spoiled for this movie before I see it since I don't care. And I say this as a huge fan of the OT.
I'm just looking forward to theOverwatch commercial.
Can't wait to twitter spoil people either, what hashtag should /tv/ use?
>>63631625
I have midnight screening tickets but here in yurop it airs in like 59 hours (that's about 10 hours later I think).
>>63631618
Or make a filter list. A lot of normal threads will get eaten up, but safety first right?
I plan on walking into screenings and shouting the ending with a megaphone.
>>63631564
Of course I won't be an asshole. Why would I spoil shit for no reason? I will only spoil it to my friend that spoiled some serious shit about three years ago and I still haven't repayed that.
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>>63631601
I did the same about barristan selmy dying
>find random ppl on reddit who havent watched it
>look at their comment history and find a topic not relating to star wars
>inbox them with the title being something related to their comment on a different subject
>they open it and are blessed with spoilers
After i spoiled it for many ppl, some fuck decided to make a thread warning ppl not to look at messages that are related to past comments
>>63631873
kyl0 kills h.an
:^)
>>63632063
kek devilish
>>63631814
Not #starwars
since normies will be avoiding that
use something that's trending to maximize viewing potential
Joke's on you I'm seeing it 00:05 Thursday morning.
>>63632240
>thursday
i'm going to spoil everything there is to know in around 8 hours all over /tv/ and reddit
enjoy watching it a day late
>>63632292
Joke's on you I'm taking enough hard drugs to cause temporary brain damage, I won't remember a thing.
I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of you all. FUck you.
>>63632325
wot drugs are you taking anon, I want some of that drain bamage
>>63631564
>there will be something to spoil about the "new" Star Wars film
loving this meme
>>63632368
h a n
c h o l o
d e d s
>>63631564
Just don't go on 4chan.
>>63632368
this
i dont understand what there is to spoil
clearly one or more of them is going to be a jedi and someone will die
>>63631564
NEW TRAILER
>>>/wsg/864049
>>63631873
add "kek" and "interracial"
>>63632426
It is true. All of it.
Spoilers. Enjoy.
http://millenniumfalcon.com/index.php
>>63631564
Mods basically ensured this board is going to be spammed with spoilers with that herp derp we ban u sticky
darth vader is luke skywalkers father.
But srsly - Right-Wing white fuccbois have been calling the fact that there's a black lead "white genocide", there's a mass shooter epidemic, and movie theaters are huge targets. To top things off, Disney went and released a Kylo Ren mask before the film's premiere. So, I'm really hoping they up the security in theaters so that my predictions are false.
>>63631638
Oh die hard makes sense now.
I can't believe how all those manchildren and getting together with this shit.
Fuck this is why refugees are raping women in your countries you fucking faggots.
>marketers trying to push for a "cool" movement of non-spoiling with lots of appeals to "coolness"
How delightfully condescending.
>>63635116
>Fuck this is why refugees are raping women in your countries you fucking faggots.
Refugees aren't raping women at a higher rate - the North African population in Sweden that rapes from 17 to 23 times the native population is predominantly immigrants, not refugees, but I'm failing to see how liking Star Wars has anything to do with it.
Now, if you said the idea of cultural relativism on the left has something to do with it, then I would have to agree with you. But then that would be completely irrelevant to a thread about Star Wars.
>>63631564
>trusting /tv/ autists
fuck that. i'm off this board for the next two weeks, until i actually watch it in theater. it's either this, or filter every possibly SW related words
>>63631574
/thread
>>63631564
I pledge to kick your ass.
What is there to even spoil? It's not like it's the end to a long running show.
It's just a spaceshit flick with laser swords.
>>63631564
You mean Christmas season, redditor?
>>63635351
GET HIM!
>caring this much about spoilers
I think TFA will be really, really good, but I also don't think there will be anything "spoiler-worthy." Think back to Episode IV. Other thanObi-Wan, a character basically introduced in that film dying, there were no real spoilers other thanDeath star explodes, lol.
I think it'll be a 'safe' movie.
>>63636560
>I think TFA will be really, really good, but I also don't think there will be anything "spoiler-worthy."
...
Ummm...
Okay. Why hasn't Luke appeared in the trailers? Why is Kylo Ren's goal? Who is Kylo Ren? Who is Rey, really? Who is Max Von Sydow REALLY playing? What is Maz Kanata's history with Han Solo? Will there be any flashbacks? (thus, if Luke was married, maybe that could be why there aren't women near his age in the cast). Who is General Hux related to, if anyone, and what is his business? Is Supreme Leader Snoke actually someone else?
Jeezus, dude, like ALL the details are sspoiler-worthy.
