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>>63624412
>Dec. 18th
>not watching on the 17th at 7:00
Why not fool?
>paying for another ticket to try and get around the no singles policyclever
I haven't got a ticket. I am not going to watch until there is a yify release, what the fuck are you going to do about it?
I don't have a ticket and I posted. Your move.
>>63624456
>wanting to be anally fisted repeatedly
First showing is always fucking atrocious, people bringing kids, downies, etcetera.
There really needs to be a system where they put individual people in a room for an hour and measure the decibels they produce, the less they produce the less their ticket costs.
>>63624412
gf bought me tickets for saturday evening.
wanted 17th at midnight, but we both have finals and i really want to avoid the crowd bc i'm in nyc.
>>63624456
same, tickets for showing at 9pm on the 17th. Hope i can get past the nsp
December 17th, 8:00 here. Me and my friend are going to be there at 3-4 pm and start the line for people entering the theater for our designated time
>not already having two sets of tickets
>one for the 17th
>one for the 18th
wew lad
>>63624412
I've got my crablegs and butter at the ready.
fucking kuck kill yourself
A fair trade
Post your email so I can tell you where to send the ticket
I haven't organised anyone else to come with me
17th at 7:00
I'm not even excited. What the fuck am I doing?
My local kino is hiring extra cinema ninjas for the Force Awakens screenings.
I was thinking of applying - I've passed 28 of my last 30 penis inspections, I've placed well in the past few dance intermissions, and I've been tipping extra-generously lately.
>>63624412
Fucking figures the autists on this board that make fun of Star Wars everyday would be first in line to see the new one.
at 3 pm there shouldnt be to much normies
>paying good American money to get mowed down by ISIS
>He brought a ticket
>>63624564
>tfw no gf
Well I guess I can't post in this thread. I had three tickets but my wife gave my ticket to her son. Oh well.
>>63626058
>for $21.50
>>63626048
Live your life in fear, bitchboi
Just 4 days, my brothers.
Pbuh.
>>63626100
>plus tip
>>63624412
Why are two tickets 40 dollars? The fuck?
I'm gonna be pissed if those goatfuckers try and pull some shit Friday.
They seriously need to be exterminated.
>$43
do the ushers give you a happy ending too
>>63626091
JUST
>tfw buying two tickets to get past the no singles policy
>>63626341
Be careful, anon, I hear they're stepping up NSP enforcement for the premier.
>>63626243
I can't believe that so many places are hiring fucking muslims as the designated theatre shooters. It's lazy, and it's wrong.
>>63624412
>going to the theater on opening day for a hyped movie
kek
I'll be back Wednesday afternoon fresh out of the theater.
>>63626391
Right, but all the disgruntled white twenty-something males who are normally employed as theater shooters are going to be watching the movie.
>>63626471
At least get Mexicans to do it - they do it sort of right. Muslims just explode themselves all over the front few rows.
>going opening night
>wanting to get shot
>>63626563
You're in San Francisco, you're far more likely to get AIDS than get shot, anon.
>>63624564
>gf
>finals
>nyc
>>63626607
or get pissed/shit on by a homeless person.
Seriously, San Francisco is a fucking disgusting place.
>>63624412
Good luck with a large screaming and clapping crowd.
NEVER go to see a movie like this on opening weekend. The same thing happened with Star Trek.
>>63624412
>work up the courage to go buy a single ticket for opening night
>singles tickets all sold out
>only couples and group tickets available
>wake up ready to buy a ticket for December 17
>realize it's penis inspection day
>fucking yes never knew why people dreaded it; always pass and impress the ladies
>work up a massive hardon
>nurse is already impressed; cups my balls with a bit more reverence
>suddenly imagine seeing Rey's pussy getting stretched by Finn's superior black cock on the big screen
>cum all over the nurse's face
>fuck
>fail inspection, but get a McDonald's coupon for not wasting on the womb of a potential black hybrid carrier
>still go home without so much a ticket
Guess I'm missing out bros. Tell me how it turns out.
>>63626682
I got a ticket for the 7:30 showing on the 17th, but I'm thinking about changing to the 9:45 showing to potentially avoid a larger/louder crowd filled with kids and teens and shit.
Why are the first screenings at 7pm in america? Why isn't it midnight or even the start of the day?
>>63626872
The 9:45 crowd is still going to be just as filled with teens. They normally go to that one. If you go opening weekend every single screening is going to be sold out. That's why you are better off avoiding it.
I'll wait for the rip since I already know the plot and find it mediocre
>>63626621
>Berenstain
>>63624412
See you there, OP. I'm also seeing it at 8 at the Hacienda IMAX.
>>63627295
It actually wasn't that much of a problem for Jurassic World this summer
Hola Holla get ££££££££
Just bought 2 tickets for the 21st at 12:30pm
how do you invite someone to the movies when you've already bought a ticket for them but want them to pay for it?
