![robert-costanzo-531544l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QjeIm2R.jpg "robert-costanzo-531544l[1].jpg")
>When you can't get Danny DeVito
>When you spend the budget on hookers and coke and only have $50 and some Subway coupons left
>When you want to make a Godzilla movie but your director is an idiot hack
![1428432799-screen-shot-2015-04-07-at-25253-pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/igqZcnl.png "1428432799-screen-shot-2015-04-07-at-25253-pm[1].png")
>when you can't afford Paul Walker
>when you need a flightplan
![Jesse-Plemons[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N4Up0Jn.jpg "Jesse-Plemons[1].jpg")
>When you want to remake Good Will Hunting with a Breaking Bad feel
>when adam Sandler needs a sidekick but rob Schneider gets standards all the sudden
>When you need a big rat
>when you can't afford Brendan Fraser
>>63606038
he even did a thing for the Cool Cat movie.
>Channing Tatum isn't available
>when you want the Titanic audience but imdb.com is down
>>63606147
>when you want to remake Food of the Gods but can't afford the giant animatronic rats
>When you don't have the joker and you want to do a Batman movie.
>>63606173
>and you end up getting The Mummy/Hard target audience instead
![AmySchumer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PJ2Sf0M.jpg "AmySchumer[1].jpg")
>When you need a live action Miss Piggy.
>>63606173
>When you try to get Michael Keaton for the Birdman spinoff.
>>63606173
Kek
>when Garet Dillahunt refuses to shave his head for a role
>>63606173
>When you want the Mummy audience but you don't know Imotep's real name
>can we get Chris
>no
>for fuck's sake
>when you can't afford Arnold Governegger
>When you want to make an "Ed the Horse" remake, but the old horse is dead
>When you had a part written for Christopher Lee but he's dead
>>63606257
>when Garret Dillahunt shaved his head for another part
>when you want the reddit audience
when you want bruce willis..
..oh actually you can just get him now for anything
>>63606299
>and you can't afford Sarah Jessica Parker
>what about the guy from The Social Network
>yeah, I'll call him
>here I am guys
>NO, THAT'S THE WRONG ONE
>oh sorry
>>63606361
>when you want BOYS
>mmm
>when you can't afford David Hayter
>when you want the Rome audience but you're satisfied if you get the Punisher audience
![saul_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/odzAwkZ.jpg "saul_a[1].jpg")
>When you're not sure which one is Will Arnett
>>63606396
>when you can't afford kevin costner
![20471738[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J8waGt3.jpg "20471738[1].jpg")
>when the big guy is too big for you
>>63606173
>when you want a diet but Will Arnett doesn't take chances
![Jonah-Hill[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IzKC4bQ.jpg "Jonah-Hill[1].jpg")
>When you want John Candy or Chris Farley but they're both dead
>>63606380
>Elisha Cuthbert
>when you can't afford Rachael Taylor
>when you can't get Rocco
>when you want Sean Bean but he doesn't work that cheap if there's no grade A pussy available
>>63606521
>when you want to follow up Natalie Portman but you realize no woman could match her beauty so you just say fuck it and get some bitch from the streets of London
>when Chris "Memelord" Pratt isn't available
>when Timothy Dalton won't come back
>when you are fucking sick of Dinklage
>when you want henry cavill but they say he's too young
>When you want the Johnny Depp audience but he's melting
>>63606583
>when you're casting James Bond but you want a guy who looks like he's been working the Liverpool docks for 30 years
>>63606469
That isn't kevin james
>>63606541
>When you want Neil Patrick Harris' face but it's an action movie
>For when you just want that meme audience
>when you can't get Mark Hamill
>>63606609
Dinklage is the budget Warwick if anything.
Warwick's probably the most prosperous dwarf actor there's ever been.
>>63606684
Davis>M.J. Anderson>Dinklage.
I'm just fucking sick of Dinklage.
>For when Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci are too old and dead
>>63606673
>when you want the Zizek and reddit audience
>when you need a mexican
When you can afford any actor you want.
>when you realize Michael Clark Duncan is dead but only after you wrote the part specifically for him
>when you need a less threatening mexican
>when you promised Robert Downey Jr. the role of the protagonist but now you need to find a matching villain
>>63606788
I still love him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czM_NrDIJak
>When Dane Dehaan says no
>when you have a great script and idea but no budget
>>63606738
I'd like to see mr subway do Pesci in Casino.
>>63606845
>when you need an older cabbage patch kid
>>63606845
not
>when you want to add some class to your film
Dissapointed tbch pham
>>63606859
Are you really hating on based Viggo?
>>63606893
No, I'm just saying he treasures his craft so much he'd be willing to work for nothing if the script is great and the idea is good.
>>63606744
Why the sad nips?
>>63606744
>>63606806
>when you want the young men who are attracted to older women with god-tier footgame audience
>when you want to make Willow 2, but the studio sez not enough material
>>63606744
>>63606806
>when you don't want your audience to know they are watching a mexican
>>63606925
what is this disgusting shit
>>63606925
Young men with mother issues shouldn't be a demographic to be targeted.
I know, because I have those issues myself and hate being reminded of it by all the mommies.
>We tried to get Malcolm McDowell but someone offered him more money
>>63606806
>when you need an even less threathening Mexican
>>63606965
>when Martin is your interrogator
YOU BLABED QUAID, YOU BLABED ABOUT MAHRS
>when you want the Sheen audience but there's no room in the budget for Charlie's hooker and blow addiction
>>63605988
>looking like this
>robert costanzo
>Costanzo
apex kek
>>63606982
this should be the other way round
>>63606992
>>63606965
>>63606806
>>63606744
>when you don't want mexicans
>When Del Toro isn't avaiable
>when you want to make a family comedy about a fat guy doing embarrassing things
>>63606303
But I'm okay with this
>>63606992
>gone in 60 seconds is on netflix
>watch it because why not
>a very young much less threatening mexican has a cameo as a vato
kind of funny. Did bruckheimer discover Juan Taco?
>when you have an idea for an animated movie but neither Disney or Pixar will hear you pitch
![2766846012_98aeb77218_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y4SgKvE.jpg "2766846012_98aeb77218_b[1].jpg")
>when you want to double down on the quirky (might only apply to podcasts)
![Movie_star_Eddie_Murphy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Q7Pb3w.jpg "Movie_star_Eddie_Murphy[1].jpg")
>When Will Smith won't do comedy
>>63606744
>>63606806
>>63606965
>>63606992
When you didn't necessarily say "i need a mexican", but you were hoping to get someone with an accent of some kind.
>>63607086
what went oh so wrong
>When you need a slimier yet unfunny Artie Lange.
>>63607012
Who is this
>when you want the reddit audience by casting "le voice of God"
>when you want a meatheaded lunky asshole but you realize you're in Ingurland
>When you need a comedy but most of your cast is underaged
>When you only have 50 dollars to cast the lead
I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. 10/10 thread.
>when you have a big budget and a good script, but you don't have a lead actor yet and he calls you crying in the middle of the night that he needs an Oscar
>when you want to go all out and cast the most beautiful girl with the perfect DSL
>>63607127
>when you're not good with first names
>when you need lens flares
>When you want a generic black actor in the 00's
>When you don't want no trouble
>>63607230
I don't even know who that is
>>63607156
Leave based Vinnie alone
>>63607256
LEAVE MY STORE ALONE
ANCLE
ANCLE
>when you have the money to pay James Woods but he's busy doing Family Guy shit
>When you don't have a movie and you're getting greeted by a walmart greeter
>>63607300
kek
>when you need to have a black guy in your historically accurate movie but you don't want to miss out on good box office results in China
>>63607179
>when you're the only coppola I don't want to kick in the windpipe
>when you're casting a movie but you don't want it to fit into normal genre standards
>When you want Sam Worthington but are worried that he'd be too interesting and charismatic
>>63607300
He did a shitload of voice work. Most recently Korra, he is still pretty active.
>>63607300
>tfw he's still bud bundy
>Fincher: ''Hey, I'm making a new movie.''
>Reznor: ''I'm on it.''
>when you can't afford Robert Downey Jr
>When you want Bill Murray but don't know his 1-800 number.
>>63607215
>when you'll settle for less than perfect DSL
>>63607393
>When your camera tripod is too tall and you don't have any crates
>>63607345
>when you want to do a Ryan Giggs biopic but no one's chest is hairy enough
>>63607393
literally died laughing.
>when you want to wake up Luke and tell him about tax stamps, which were a type of stamp, presumably for the recording of taxes in some fashion. Barrels of ebla beer were among objects that were required to have this type of stamp, by order of the Galactic Empire. Nazhros Oleg once questioned a Lothal citizen as part of a security sweep, who reported that he had observed barrels of ebla beer being brought into a nearby bar at night that didn't have tax stamps.
>>63607392
>Rez: I already have 3 hours worth of ambient for you
>Finch: But I haven't even-
>Rez: Okay, 4
>>63607415
Holy shit nigga
>>63607415
10/10
>>63607018
>or when you don't want all your extras and PAs to get AIDS
>>63607392
>>63607454
I love Reznor's work but this is so fucking true
>>63607392
When did he become Clive Owen?
When you want to guarantee no one sees your movie
>when you hate your studio boss and want to make sure your new tv show gets cancelled within the next few episodes
>>63607489
>when you want Daniel Craig but he won't eat his vegetables
![fogerty-306-1379511300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gB6fBu2.jpg "fogerty-306-1379511300[1].jpg")
>when your war movie is set in vietnam
>when you want a random chink but get one of the finest actors of this generation
>when you want someone who can pull off a credible James van der Beek but all you can afford is James van der Beek
>>63607454
>Fincher: I need that kind of ''industrial'' sound
>Reznor: Say no more, my man.
>*turns dishwasher on*
![eric-wareheim[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PrRTOfR.jpg "eric-wareheim[1].jpg")
>When you want Tim but he's busy.
>When Spielberg decides to leave the game but your studio still needs goods cash grabers.
>>63606157
Fucking lost my shit at this one, then realized that there's no such thing as "can't afford Brendan Fraser" anymore.
>>63607617
autechre pls
>When you absolutely, positively have to get the Reddit audience
>when you want to make a movie about the menstruation cycle, but the studio says you gotta be able to draw a male audience as well.
>>63607636
Jesus Christ, he looks like a troll doll. Jews are a horrifying race.
>when you don't want Brendan Fraser anymore
>>63607613
>But Ryan Reynolds is cast instead
>when you need someone to tell you what he sees
>>63606303
Can't think of a better replacement
>>63606414
Daily reminder that the mercenary's doppelganger has a twin brother so there are 3 (three) big guys
>>63607559
>Hi James, this is your agent, this new movie has an opening for "Old Chinese man"
>say no more pham
>When you said you want Paul Anderson to direct but didn't specify
>when you want Ben McKenzie but you're afraid he's gonna fuck your wife
>>63607519
>tfw I genuinely loved Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
>When you need an old man for your comedy and Travis Bickle still hasn't paid off his mortgage.
>>63606641
top kek lad
>>63606070
>>63607807
>when you're a fan of 80's action films and want to give this guy a last hurrah
![nicolas_cage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UWPGDCA.jpg "nicolas_cage[1].jpg")
>>63605988
>When everybody on the planet told you your script is shit but you still want to make it
>when you want the /tv/ audience 20 years in the future
>when the director wants Heath Ledger, but he doesn't know Heath died
>When you want a character so scary and so German that he makes Hans Gruber look like Mr Rogers
>>63606157
>George of the Jungle 2.
>>63607913
>when you want the patrician nihilist audience
>When you want fat Marlon Brando but he's dead.
reddit the thread
sage
>When absolutely no other actor works for the role and you just want to say fuck it and roll the dice
>>63607932
That's with him as a director, not an actor.
>when Torturro is doing a Coen film
>when you need alimony to be paid and you JUST
>when you want Robert Z'dar
>when Jason Bateman is too busy
>When you didn't bother to cast a cheap jap
>when you are so fucking poor you can't afford Nic Cage but kinda wanted him
>>63606361
TOP FUCKING KEK!!!
this thread bretty gud familia
>>63608054
ayy lmao
>>63607967
Kek
>>63607085
Don't you mean
>When you want a talking camel, but don't have the budget for the CG
>>63606925
I'm not even a foot person, but damn
>>63607912
Wrong pic senpai.
>When you want Thomas Pynchon to write your script but can't get a hold of his address or number.
When you want a random homeless guy
>when you want to get both the hipster and the Chastain audience but can't afford Bryce Dallas Howard
>when you want Idris Elba but he's already doing a better show on BBC One
>when Cate Blanchett is asking for too much money
>>63608147
>>63608147
It's like I'm seeing double
>>63608183
>when you need a weird alien but don't have the budget for makeup or prosthetics
>>63608157
>when you want an old movie star and you know he'll agree to star in fucking anything no matter how shit your movie is
>When tempo isn't available
>>63608183
FUCK YOU.
Fuck, this actually triggered me.
>>63608183
>When you didn't decide character's gender.
>Get me that guy who played Iron Man
>When you want Woody Allen to develop a show for your network but don't want the pedophile audience.
>when you want to get rid of your make-up artist
>When you want a classy french actor to hate but bearable for amerfats.
>>63606361
i have never understood how people see some striking similarity between these two
eisenberg has much more masculine face, just compare his jaw to cera's
>>63607636
How tall is this kike? 5'4?
>>63608284
The similarities are in the mannerisms and cadence.
>>63608266
>When you want the kekold audience
>>63608264
NO, NOT THAT ONE
>We need someone who'll instantly make the character likable and turn the comfiness level to 11
>Calling him right now
>>63608284
for me it's eisenberg and andy samberg
>when you want to make Billy Madison 2, Summer School, but Adam Sandler backs out.
>>63607913
>when you want Stellan Skarsgård but he's busy plotting the resurgence of the Nazi Party with Von Trier
>when you need the hunchback of notre dame but he won't leave his tower
>when you want a tall young redhead and realize she's literally the only one
>>63606224
Fuck no. Miss Piggy has style and class.
>When you want Ricky Gervais but he's too busy pretending to be retarded on the BBC.
>when you need the hottest MILF in Hollywood
>when you want to make sure whatever movie you make ends up being a 10/10 masterpiece of cinema
>>63608429
Would you /tv/ ?
>>63608441
>when you want somebody with a more punchable face than Ricky Gervais
>When you want christopher lee but he's dead
>when you cant get a gf
>>63608460
Film per film, he is the best actor that ever lived to be sure.
>>63608441
>When you want the guys from the office but care more about talent than star power
FTFY
>>63606659
>when you need someone to play a based honest cop
>>63607857
He's well built for a man his age desu senpai.
>>63608476
>repost in the same thread
>>63606564
Howerton's far superior tho
Who do you cast when you need a black guy but you need him as non-threatening as possible so elderly white people watch the movie still?
>>63608571
Tyler Perry
>>63608571
Morgan Freeman, SIdney Poitier, Louis Gossett
>>63608462
Honestly? Im that outfit... yes
>>63608571
Freeman?
>>63608571
dude only old white people are racist xD see you back on tumblr friend don't forget to add me XDDD
>When you want Seth MacFarlane to develop a netflix show but he's busy singing gay showtunes.
>>63608571
a white guy
>when you want to post someone but the max image limit has been reached
>>63608693
FUCK YES! ANOTHER ANIMATED DECONSTRUCTION OF SIT COM TROPES!
>>63608360
Post unshooped one you dumbass.
>>63608462
I'm not attracted to pigs.
>>63607684
>When you need a guy with luck as one of his skillsHe will always be Asamu in my heart
>>63608462
Yeah, but I'd fuck a lot of ugly people so that doesn't say much.
>>63607684
Why do they always use him as a bait and switch character? They advertise the movie as having him in it, and then he's only there for 5 minutes tops.
>>63607135
Hey reddit
>>63608571
Michael B. Jordan
>>63606396
>>63606412
>not knowing bob odenkirk
fuck yall niggas
>>63608693
Bill Burr made this, it'll be good
>>63608571
cuba gooding
>>63609595
lol
>>63608441
>when you want a good show with 6 seasons but it gets canceled for no goddamn reason.
>>63607515
>when you are making a movie about the adult offspring of Rob Schneider and Mark 'VIETNAM SHITS' Wahlberg
